Meanwhile on the Se/v/astopol

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>>389088883
Why the fuck are all the doors locked?

Anyone hear something in the vents?

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>>389088883
YOU ALWAYS KNOW A WORKING JOE!

Holy shit you guys, there's some kind of big black monster prowling through engineering. What the fuck, I went and told one of those faggot androids but he just looked at me and walked off.

This ship makes no fucking sense. How the hell can we land this mega structure on a planet and get the thrusters on the bottom out?

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Guys we're low on food again,
Who's going to go down to the living quarters to get more food out of the vending machines?
Just to make this clear I'm not going.

>>389090069
You're seeing things man. There's nothing to be afr-

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*HONK*

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Guys! I'm stuck in a cupboard on meddeck.
I can hear that big black thing stomping around outside.
What do I do? can anyone come help me? I'm trapped!

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>>389090209
It's a space station

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>>389090518
SHUT THE FUCK UP THAT CREATURE WILL HEAR US!

SLAVA UKRAYINI

>>389090664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2xkpz-26jM

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Hey that Layer chick is pretty cute.
Do you lads think I got a chance with her when we get off this station?

Hey is the station falling into the gas giant? or am I just seeing things?

what if i fuck a working joe haha

>>389091146
I think the gas giant is falling towards us, actually.

>>389091569
"you aren't allowed in here"

>>389090615
It's not a space station though?

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>>389090521
Glad I'm not the only one who avoids Tyrone

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Who the fuck broke my motion sensor?
The damn thing is almost useless now.

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>>389088883
some nasty slimy shit keeps coming down from the vent when Im taking a shit, can someone please check on that.

So is this game fun?

>>389093764
>tfw someone found my fapping spot

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GEE, IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE

>>389095057

>>389091146
>>389092123
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Dear god, have mercy on us

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>>389090209
a proper giant space-faring ship would never land in any planet, or anywhere, it would dock on a station or stay orbiting a celestial and use smaller ships to move crew.
It would be too massive to take the weight of gravity and re-entry.

But that's a space station, not a ship, so everything I just typed was useless.

I'm tempted to play this with the VR mod on my Rift
but on the other hand, I don't want to break my decades-long streak of not shitting my pants