*snatches your large kit for 5 health*

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>mfw faggot scout won't still for a single fucking second so I can hit him with my whip increasing both our movement speed

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>>389088759
>grabs the briefcase before you can reach it
>proceeds to falls out of bounds with it

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>>389088759
>They still complain even when you have low health and they don't.

>>389088759
This is literally me when medics refuse to heal scouts

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>>389088759
>uses Bonk! to go into enemy team and dies immediately when it wears off

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>Presses lenny Face bind

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>>389090026
Die scoutfag

>>389090878
medic is in the wrong here. fucking cunt can move away from his heavy buttbuddy to heal an ally for 5 seconds.

>>389090147
le pizza nuggies face

TONIGHTS THE NIGHT

>>389091067
Its not gonna be the night for a long time

>>389091302
NINE SIX

>>389090972
1. Its a scout go grab the health pack.
2. Boston bashers deserve their self inflicted deaths

>>389091867
>1. Its a scout go grab the health pack.
Maybe there isn't one nearby. Either way it literally could not hurt for the Medic to do his fucking job.

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>moderately damaged
>grab a small health pack
>turn around
>teammate on fire with 15 hp
>sit there staring into his eyes wishing there was a 'sorry' command
>dies at my feet halfway through a conga

>>389092470
I always c+6 when that happens. Usually get a thanks back if they don't die before they can.

>>389092343
From personal experience, most medicfags only pocket heal and don't try to heal most of the people around them.

>>389092592
When you know your whole team is shit, just heal the good ones.

>>389090878
Medicfag here
As much I hate retarded Scouts, you should never allow a teammate to die, for heal is your fucking job.
As dead brained they might be, a Medic's task it to keep everyone alive, you're a terrible Medic if you do otherwise.

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>>389091704
O shit is that what he meant.

>>389092470
This happened me a few hours ago
I felt like shit
I commited suicide in a way of apologize

>>389092470
>same thing happens
>do the laugh taunt on the poor sap instead
It's just a game, bro.

>>389088759
>"Thanks pally!"

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>>389090878
>not healing the scout while he keeps missing with the BB for easy uber

>>389088759
*doesn't play your dead game*

>>389088759
*right clicks*
*stuns you during uber*

>>389093009
This. Why do you think Soldiers always hit themselves with their own rockets all the time even if it isn't necessary whenever a Medic is around?

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Noone will defend this.

>That one Heavy that would torment the friendly Engineer by spamming Pootis until he put the dispenser in an extremely specific location

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>>389092470
>moderately damaged
>grab a small health pack
>turn around
>teammate on fire with 15 hp
>Z+2

>Custom server option that lets you remove the cooldown between voice lines
>Server is full of Heavys running around with shotguns yelling "PUTPUTPUTPUTPUTPUTPUTPUTPUTPUTPUT"

>>389092747
pretty sure hes lying

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>>389094119