>he doesn't main DPS or tank Stay virgin, healer fag

But other chads let me suck on their cock all the time :3

>>389084984
>Healers
>Virgins
Healers are literally the tank's cumdumpster sluts

anyone with those type of wrap around tattoos is not a good person.
Like straight up abuse their elderly parents tier.

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>>389086035
>not a good person
Have fun being a great person. Sure that makes all the women wet.

Healslut thread?

>>389086148
I'm just saying I don't want to hang out with someone like that because they'd probably murder me like everyone else in their life.

>>389086035
>>389086227
t. bullied by wrap-around tatt Chad.

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>No healer
>Pick Mccree
>tfw real man

I played football in high school and college, still bench over 250 lbs on the regular and have had sex with a dozen or so women...and I still think healers are cool and I like /v/.

What's wrong with me?!

>>389086492
>Plays dogshit video games

Nah you're not a man at all.

>>389086601
>currently playing PUBG
lmaoing at you

>>389086557

You go outside and know real people, instead of experiencing life through youtube videos and other people's greentext stories.

>>389084984
>or tank
Go away, whiteknight beta.

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Healslut? Listen to me you pathetic little shit, You're nothing without me. If you die, i rez you no big deal, but If I die, it's fucking over.
That said, if you die, you're destroying my property and wasting my effort. I did not give you permission to get hurt! Don't you dare give anyless than 100% effort!

>Bitches about no healer
>won't change character

>>389086653
??????

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>>389086758

It's an FPS moba, its fucking shit.

It's halo 2 tier gay faggot lala homoshit.

When killing the enemy means a safe objective then it is definitive that kill potential = skill ceiling.

That is why good snipers are so fucking OP.

>>389084984
Im always tank. Because tank is the main hero. Just right im done with my glass of vodka, i start boss and he is dead right when i want another glass of vodka.

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>healers
>an issue

Alright. Next time about to die ill let you. Mister Badass.

>>389084984
>get the tank to suck my dick before he gets any heals
I admit, doesn't work first time, doesn't work second time, but on the third time they break and start begging for heals.
Stay virgin, whatever you are

>>389084984
DPS is beta too most of the time.
>Whining about drops.
>Whining about meters.
>Tryhards.
it's literally big dik prot warrior or go home.

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>>389088392
>be DPS
>have never seen a strategy video in my life
>press buttons
>collect loot

Stay jelly, tankfags/healsluts.

>Play Healer
>Intentionally let people die

There's honestly no better feeling

Why do I want to fuck a cute boy, /v/?

>>389084984

>tfw chadtank won't take you into the locker room for a deep ass pounding after being his pocket healer.

>>389088734
Because you can't do this manly way. You just like a woman and should be treated like one.

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>playing DPS

>>389086148
>That arm

Yeah, I'm sure having freakishly short 13" arms is a real turn on.

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>>389084984
>he thinks he can survive more than 5 seconds without his healer boss saving his life

You're a subordinate and nothing more

Female assassin / archer always
Fuck beefcake tanks and cooldudebro dpses

Healsluts and people who think they're important for playing healer need to be round up and shot.

>>389089691
literally the most virgin choices for DPS

>>389086557

>never played sports
>never been gym
>do nothing except play video games

>always play a rogue class

>slept with well over 50 girls

Bitches love sneaky bastards

>>389087292
B A D

P L A Y E R

not a single "sniper" in OW is even close to overpowered

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>>389086718
>Not having the skill and confidence to be the backbone of the team
Step aside pussy

Am I still a virgin if I've taken multiple MT dicks up my ass?

I'm a perma virgin and I love tanking
Really gets those neurons firing...