>friend brings his gf along to guys game night

>>389072852
He was such a nice boy. What happened to him?

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>"I'm bored!"

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>>389072852
>She ends up being cooler than him

>>389072852
>>389072960
Is that face genuine pain?

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>>389073138
What do

>>389072960
He turned into a schizophrenic mess due to a Canadian /pol/ poster stalking him for several years, and even breaking into his house and stealing childhood pictures of him and posting them online. You can even see him in one of his videos, but I forget which one. After years of living in his car, he finally went to Florida to "live with some friends", aka his grandparents. Now he makes reddit tier videos.

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>>389072852
>Friend tells his gf to suck us off while we play vidya

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>>389073465
Has this actually happened?

>>389072852
He fell for the /pol/ meme.

>>389072852
>*whips out phone

>>389073219
Cuck your friend. Bitch shouldn't have brought his gf to game night.

>>389073735
yeah mate

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>she lets you all run a train on her

>>389072852
>out of nowhere, a crash comes from every direction
https://youtu.be/z-rzaRMAToc

>hey anon why don't you come camp with us we have beer and bonfire cooking and tents and a field we'll not be discovered in
>what's that anon? Are we going to bring our girlfriends? Of course now

>tfw arrive
>tfw there are two girls there
>tfw you have a shitty night because you can't relax around women
I didn't open this door

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>everyone starts bringing their gf to parties
>sudden realization that you are the odd one

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>friend brings his gf to dnd
>she brings HER friend as well
>they spend the whole night drowning out the dm while screeching about relationship drama

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>>389072852
>>389073125

>>389073464

What the FUCK!? No way. Anyone have a link for the video?

>>389076891
you're a gullible idiot

>>389076891
The video was like a year ago and he has made a million since then so it is hard to find it, but basically a van pulls up next to him in one video and he doesn't really pay much attention to it. Then a day or two later the same van pulls up while he's doing a review and he cuts the camera. Then he continues doing the review like nothing happened.
He later explains that he thinks that van is stalking him and lo and behold someone comes out on /pol/ posting pics of their van they used to follow him in the video, posts reviewbrahs day schedule that he had memorized from following him so much, and a ton of childhood pictures of reviewbrah he supposedly stole from his house one day. I'll see if I can find the thread

>>389077264
>>389076891
Here it is
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/83515137

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>>389077413
What the fuck

>>389076891
It's just some /pol/ poster who got old social media photos and then tried to pull off some epic stalking prank.

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>>389072852
>friend brings his bf along to girls game night

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>friend starts dating one of your friends
>they eventually break up
>every fucking party in our group now turns into some highschool drama bullshit between the two of them
>you've to eventually choose a side when one party takes you aside and starts shit talking the other one
>we're all over 20-years-old

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>>389073125
>"Ew, what nerdy shit are you guys playing?"
>Talk about some stuff in the game like it's lore or items.
>"I have no idea what the shit you guys are talking about. Sounds like Chinese."

>>389078068
You should see the shit talking when coworkers effectively create cliques and get offended at each other not being invited to shit.

It's ridiculous.

>friend brings his gf over
>get to discreetly take photos of her ass and tits
>get to smell where she sat

>>389078427
yeah i heard about that. jesus, it's all downhill from now on isn't it?

>>389072852
>She has a penis and frots with everyone over the course of the night.

>>389079215
From my experience I can say: don't expect people to be decent when they don't *have* to be.
In your case the wounds are probably still fresh and they'll calm down after a while. You can be friend to both, no need to take sides.

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>>389072852
>Invite my friends round to play vidya
>Also invite my crush who also likes video games a lot
>Is impressed by my skill at Tekken and Mortal Kombat by whooping all of their asses

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>Girl joins discord channel
>Is a mod the next day

>>389078091

that's not what a nerd's gf would say, LOL idiot

>>389079940
>Crush
What the fuck are you, 13? Just go for it pussy.

If you participate in a "guys game night" you are too neurotypical to post here.

>>389079940
>invite my crush

You have to be 18 to browse this site bro

>>389080047
As an owner of a Discord I am guilty of doing this. :[

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>>389080530
Bruh she knows I like her - I told her even though she has a bf. Needless to say it didn't do much.

>when your autist friend picks on your gaming gf's every flaw and gamer cred
>The other friend adds her on facebook and tries to cuck you

>>389078068
>decide I had enough
>tell all of them to fuck off
>they get upset at you
No regrets, I barely go out and when I do I at least want to have a good time.
They all also take pictures to their food, it's retarded, I swear I'm giving up on making friends.

>>389073735
The friend told his gf that, but she didn't obey.

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>400k subs and still rapidly climbing

I still can't believe Reviewbrah made it.

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be honest /v/ you got a gf to play games with? me and my gf play smash with my buddies in college.
if you don't have one you're an abomination of a human being.
I love when the shittiest people on /v/ get BTFO

>game with same group of friends every weekend
>get brave enough to ask one of the girls out
>she isn't allowed to game night anymore

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My best friend's girlfriend made me sit down and play Legend of Dragoon. I got to disc 2.

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>at a family gathering
>hey anon your cousin has had a gf for 3 years now! why don't you have one yet?

I don't know, because I'm a dumb ugly autistic fuck-up?

>>389081417
He deserves it.

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>Friend brings his gf and fat fetish to guys game night

>>389081642
Say that and they will stop asking. I know.

>group of friends at uni
>that one autist who keeps talking about videogames

>>389081457

>having a gf

fuck off normalfags

>if you don't have one you're an abomination of a human being

where_do_you_think_we_are.docx

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>>389081923

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>invite the boys over for beer, pizza, and video games
>one of my douche bag friends brings his new girlfriend over without asking
>he's trying to be alpha In front of her by shit talking everyone and attempting to dominate the conversation
>she's also rude as fuck and helps herself to the pizza she wouldn't even chip in for
>tell them they have to go
>she plays the victim and the douche friend starts getting pissy at me because he's whipped
>tell them again to get off my property or I'll call the cops
>they both storm off and I never see them again
>tfw the rest of the night was chill as fuck and we had a great time
Being able to control the situation like this is why I almost always offer to have gaming night at my apartment

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>>389079426
>in your case the wounds are probably still fresh and they'll calm down after a while. You can be friend to both, no need to take sides.

i wish, my anon. they're still going at it, strong, after a whole goddamn year. i managed to remain friends to both but that obviously means that whenever i say slightly positive about one (who isn't present at the time), the other immediately starts with "that's bs, why are you still defending him/her??" special

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>>389072852
This is Joey territory, friend.

>>389072852
>friend brings his game along to a guys gf night

Fucking virgins, when will they learn?

>>389081997
I can't wait to see a fat American use the where do you think we are argument when it comes to weight

>>389082616
i cant wait to see a european use the where do you think we are argument when it comes to being obsessed

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>>389082150

>>389081637
is it good

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>>389082616
>thread has nothing to do with nationalities
>enter OBSESSED foreigner
every time

>bros gf puts her naked feets on the desk right beside the monitor
>"Bro, you suck today."
>"Yeah, I wonder why hahahaha..."

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>>389082965
Yeah it's alright. You can do extra damage by pressing X on the right time during attacks so you can combo 9 or 10 hits together later on.

>>389082062
You sound like an overbearing faggot. You would freak out over someone not pitching in on a 10 dollar pizza?

>>389081167
This is why you don't bother trading until you have the marsh badge

> years ago
> visiting my hometown with GF
> Buddy invites me over to hang, play street fighter and shoot the shit
> GF generally stays quiet
> we all have a good time
Worked out pretty well for everyone

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>>389081997
>where do you think we are
not an excuse for being a pathetic self hating virgin. 4chan doesn't control your love life. It's up to you whether you succeed or not. Don't use the "everyone else isn't really achieving" argument as a crutch

>>389072960
He has to keep moving

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>only friend is a kissless virgin like you

>>389083089
>it was your bros plan all along after he found your feet folder on accident

>>389083536
you two should kiss and fuck and then that wont be a problem anymore :3c

>>389083192
>tolerating a rude ass bitch who shouldn't have been there in the first place
You sound like a beta bitch desu, and I don't care that she didn't pitch in my dude, I care that she was fucking rude and still helped herself to pizza she said she didn't want when we order it

>>389083192
I mean it really depends on how rude they were being too. friends that turn into whipped faggots / dickheads because of the pussy are the worst

>>389083660
Why did you even invite the guy in the first place?The way you described him makes it sound like he was a faggot even before the gf.

>>389083192
You sound like a beta, in the purest most unironic sense of the word.
If they're going to ruin a guy's night in by acting like complete fucking assholes, why tolerate it?

>>389075815
They're not going to fuck you so you don't have to try at all, may as well relax and bee urself.

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>>389075815
You wouldn't believe it because I'm on 4chinz, but I'm actually pretty fucking cool IRL. Nothing better than making a girl laugh.

>tfw I secretly have pretty terrible self esteem issues, and have to constantly make up excuses as to why I'm still single since I'm "good at talking to girls, and they like being around me" according to friends and coworkers.

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>>389082861
never seen this page before

>>389076891
>this is the average poster on /v/

>>389084256
Maybe they just think you're ugly

>>389082062
>threatening to call the cops
>not calmly asking him why he's acting like a wannabe tough guy fuckstick
You're never gonna escape the beta mindset if you don't learn to control situations yourself.

>>389073125
>"I'm tired"

>>389084685
>implying
His friend took the bait and bailed when threatened with a cop call. That's true beta.

>>389080824
Why the fuck would you do that?

>>389084938
owner of a lonely heart

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>Bros night
>Games, beer, pizza
>The friend that you're secretly deeply in love with (closetfag) is there
>Surrounded for hours by hot and sweaty guys being loud and masculine
>Playing competitive vidya and insulting each other

H-Ha, I love gamenight haha

>>389083660
>>389083894

It's all according to him on how they were acting and by reading his cringe story he sounds like a homo that's easily slighted and lashed out. I've known many losers like that.

They always hold get-togethers at their place so they can pretend to be god king or whatever delusion they have in their mind.

>Friend group is me, a couple of guys and my crush
>We're all staying over at a friends one night to marathon Harry Potter and play vidya
>There's also alcohol and weed
>The host and my crush end up leaving to his bedroom to fuck
JUST

>>389084483
I'd agree with you, since I consider myself uggo as fuck, but a few of my coworkers have literally said they "couldn't believe" I didn't have a girlfriend. I'm not trying to brag, just people tell me I'm a pretty smooth talker, and I have zero anxiety about speaking in front of groups/strangers, so when I'm at parties or with groups of friends and their gf's, I just get into this sort of mildly quippy mindset where I make people laugh.

And it's sorta because I think of myself as this undesirable piece of shit that I couldn't imagine any woman ever respecting or desiring.

>who needs therapy when you have /v/

>>389072960
everythings fine... just gotta keep on moving...

>>389085142

I feel you, anon.

>dad made me play rugby all through school
>make friends with a fresh off the boat wog kid who can't speak english well so doesn't have many friends in high school through rugby
>invite him to DnD, he comes and plays
>years pass
>he learns english over time and turns out to be a total fucking chad in senior year of highschool. literally looks like what you get if you type in "medditeranean male model" into google images, is leagues above the DnD-tier social circle of me and my other friends
>he naturally gravitates to the chads and goes off to do chad things
>but he still plays DnD with us and does other nerdy things, he's still the same cool guy we've always known
>we all go off to various universities but still meet up for videogames or boardgames or whatever
>he has a smoking hot gf, as chads do
>brings her over for DnD night
>lets us set up hidden cameras if we want because she's just a pump and dump for him
>i don't because i'm not fucking retarded
>two of my other friends do though
Not sure if cringe, but relevant I thought.

>>389084826
or maybe he figured that he didn't want to be in the presence of someone who would resort to 'imma call the cops!' over spilled milk.

>>389085160
sounds like projection

>>389084826
His friend is most definitely a beta trying to appear alpha. But that anon threatening to call the cops because his "friend" was being rude, is infinitely more pathetic. The more alpha thing to do would be to ask him flat out "the fuck is your problem tonight?" You think Chad threatens to call the cops on some shithead and his shitcunt being assholes to him?

>>389085384
C'mon, too lazy to type 'beta' and 'cuck' as well?

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>showing your gf to other dudes

>>389084987
All its going to do is fuck the server and create more bitterness. Drop her mod status and if she complains shit can her.

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>>389072852
> invited to game night with some close friends
> went to highschool with these guys, so pretty close with them
> paul decided to bring his girlfriend. we're not big on bringing girls, but we just play it cool since paul is our friend
> girlfriend seemed alright
> night goes on, drinking etc
> paul passed out in my bedroom
> other guys go home
> girlfriend comes out of the bedroom, sits on the couch
> "Hey anon."
> still playing vidya, talking about going to school with paul, etc
> she starts rubbing her hand down my inner leg
> she wants to fuck
> tell her I won't do this, and I'll be telling Paul in the morning. We have an argument and she returns to the bedroom. I shoot Paul a text to come talk to me, and that it's important.

> morning comes
> girlfriend is in tears, telling Paul I made moves on her
> tell Paul what happened
> girlfriend has him convinced I fucked him over
> they leave
> paul tells friends about what happened
> friends stay distant from me for a while so pretty much lost my friends
> whatever fuck them

> month later
> paul's girl sleeps with Jamie, a friend we had over and they have a huge falling out.
> the circle is still split and broken to this day

>never had friends
>never have to deal with this crap
gee that was difficult

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>>389085142
I wish I didn't know these feels

>>389085692
Shit deal, anon. But if he believed his woman over you, you weren't as close as you think you were.

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WOKE AS FUCK

>>389085142
That's gay, nigga.

>>389085215
>I consider myself uggo as fuck
As do I. But personality can't be the only thing that gets you a gf. It gets you pretty far but in the end they still have to find you good looking.

Unless you're rich.

>>389083352
>self-hating
Stop projecting you fucking retard. You're just incapable of operating normally without a slut tying you down.
>abloobloo I need muh gf!

>>389085867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvJkdzTo0DI

Is it true that women will hate you for bro'ing it up with their BF?

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WHO HERE HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND PLAYS GAMES WITH THEM

>>389086025
They'll feel a degree of jealousy, yeah. Competing for attention and shit.

>>389082062
>threaten to call cops over rude behavior and pizza

I don't know how crazy it was getting but that's quite a fucking jump honestly. I would've asked him what his problem was and then told them they both needed to tone it down or leave. I've had worse scenarios with friends of friends over that get too wild, sometimes aggressively shitfaced but even then I'll talk them down and call someone to give them a ride home. Learn how to handle your shit, man.

>>389086025
I don't like it because the bro's usually doubt the girl and he starts fucking around. If my partner is so boyish as to have "bro gamenight", then he obviously has growing up to do and isn't interested in a real relationship.

>>389086078
*Abuuuruurrpfh God isn't real Morty! Wubbalubba dub dub! Boorrrurrrrghp*

>>389082062
Why not just confront your friend about his attitude? Like seriously what is wrong with you people?

>>389086189
>bro game night is bad
>girl's night is ok
Women were a fucking mistake.

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>>389086025
Of course, most modern women are self centered narcisists until they hit 30-35 and realize they're pretty much worthless without their fresh eggs.

>>389085160
this

>>389085692
Had something kinda similar. But one of my mates cucked another one in the circle. He still hates his guts but tries to suppress it as much as possible.

>>389085456
>>389086137
Did you miss the part where he told them to leave, they acted up even more, then he reminded them whose property they're in?

>>389072852
>night ends with her asking for a facial

>>389085485
just saying man
>the host of a guy's night is a god-king delusionist
sounds like a specific problem relevant only to you

>>389086189
Theyre right to doubt you. You're a piece of shit by the sound of it.

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>tfw had to intervene between friend and his now ex-gf who's also a friend so they didn't murder each other in the street earlier today
>had to beg the neighbors to not call the cops
>want to stay friends with both, but thanks to the whole situation that may not be possible
Moral of the story, never date friends. Especially if they're also friends with the rest of your group. If things go south, it makes it an awful experience for everyone.

>>389085970
True enough. Deep down I know I'm not a hideous fucking chud, I did bag a couple chicks in high school. But ever since I moved out, I have this sense of self loathing that just seeps into my mindset and affects everything I do. Booze makes it go away, but I've seen many friends go down a shitty path that starts with drinking, so I try to keep that shit to a minimum.

>>389086189
>My partner can't have a good time with friends, he must cater to me and me only
Uh huh, alright sweetie.

>>389084987
IS MUCH BETTER THAN A

>>389085491
Hi Mohammed

Hey guys, could you please stop using Reviewbrah reaction images? Thanks.

>>389086658
why would you want to be friends with a girl?

>>389086663
>I did bag a couple chicks in high school
>Doubts himself
That shit doesn't add up. Fuck off unvirgin.

>>389086189
Whats the problem with a bunch of dudes hanging out together and playing some vidya? Not like girls dont do the same shit with shoping and hitting the hair dressers.

>>389073735
>what are cucks

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>>389073138
>She knows hot to play tekken and is the only who who beats that one friend that dominates most of the time.

>>389086189
>if my BF hangs out with other men doing masculine stuff and shooting shit with each other that's not ok
>but it's ok if me and the girlz (yes with a z) hang out and talk about dicks and how to clean out pussies or whatever
jesus roastie get a grip senpai

>>389086498

>reminded them whose property they're in

That sounds like something a black comedian would say to mimic and uptight white man

"SIR. SIR. This if my property SIR. I'm going to have to ask you to leave, SIR."

"THAT DOES IT MISTER. I'M CALLING THE COPS!!"

Did the friends have to pay a cover to get into the gaming dojo as to not jip' poorfag outta the mountain dews and pizza as well?

>>389076891
its fake autism poster shit that they feed to eachother and totally believe cause everything you see on the internet is true etc.

>>389086842
It's so easy in highschool though, girls will literally beg you to fuck them if you get them drunk.

>>389086810
They don't have cooties anon.

>>389085316
He's only using you and your loser friends for social gratification and showing off his latest conquest.

>>389086938
>get told to leave
>don't leave
>get offended because your childishness means they have to resort to cop calling

>>389086498
It's the way he went about it. If they were strangers at a party, shitfaced and getting violent, who refused to leave, then yeah, he'd be justified in threatening to call the cops. But it was a "friend" that he knew personally and invited over, then threatened with cops because he didn't like their attitude. A non-beta would've told them to change their fucking tune, or get the fuck out. And when they didn't change their tune or get the fuck out, he would've put them the fuck out.

>>389078068
>Four years later they still give each other shit whenever they stumble across each other
>tfw like both of them but the girl's new boyfriend is absolutely adamant about keeping any remnants of her old group away from her
Small towns aren't as nice as they say.

>>389086989
>t. social dynamics PUA sperg with a masters in sunk costs

>>389086189
>Enjoying passing time with people close to you is a bad thing.

>>389086842
It's fuckin complicated, man.

>>389087078
>punching your friend and his girlfriend out is okay but calling the cops? over the line

>>389086985
>cooties
ok i had to google that... what do STD's have to do with that?

>>389087218
Correct.

Groups should be able to self-regulate.

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>>389086189
Roasties are a walking joke.

>>389077413

I noticed reviewbrah avoids 4chan now whereas before he used to post on /fit/. Now I know why. Pol is cancer.

>>389086978
This is how I know you're a chad, who needs for nothing in the looks department.

>>389072852
>friend's gf is actually very knowledgeable on games and speaks well

Guess your friend just has a shitty gf.

>>389072960
still alive and well, he's a lot more cheerful in 2017 videos

>>389086663
Maybe it's the fear of being seen as narcissistic. That's why I feel the way I do.

>>389087238
You're a retard

>>389086985
No, but they ruin everything.

>>389085316
>lets us set up hidden cameras if we want because she's just a pump and dump for him
He's a good friend. I mean he's a dick but he'll probably always have your back and only be a dick to people who aren't his friends

>>389087343
I'm a scrawny washed up balding faggot who spends 12 hours a day on the computer, don't flatter me.

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>>389086903
>Girl that can play tekken

Don't make me laugh.

>>389087436
no ure

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>tfw 32
>tfw die a virgin even if im good with women
shit just aint worth it man

>>389073125
this is the worst when its one of the guys who doenst wanna play anything and just complains

If he is a decent human being with a minimum of dignity his gf should be nice person. If its just a cum dumpster then she will probably be on her phone for the entire night.

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>>389085692

>knew this kid who was a total nerd
>the type who'd play magic in the lunch room
>and scream at his little sister for interrupting him while playing diablo 2 hardcore mode
>almost overnight he becomes a total weightlifting bro
>that walks around the neighborhood shirtless
to show off his muscles

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>>389075581

>>389087581
I feel ya.

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>>389080047
>Girl is the weakest link in the party
>Failing shit that should've been easily spottable if she had been trialed like the rest of us
>Nobody calls it out until it's too much to handle
>Inevitable destroys the party
Is it too much to ask for you whores to own up to your mistakes and faults for yourselves.

>>389087161
No, it's just what people who treat their relationships as status symbols do.

>>389087581
>even if im good with women
Sure thing

>>389087471
That doesn't explain why girls are head over heel for you and everyone says you're a good looking guy. I think you're lying to me.

>>389087218
I didn't say punch them out, I said put them out. As in, make them fucking leave. You don't have to throw a punch, but you have to have at least enough masculinity to force them to leave.

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>>389081929
>just got out of highschool and starting college
>my parents don't care about me not having a gf but they say I'll eventually find one in college
>they said this since my freshmen year
Are they going to bother me about a gf soon?

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>have cool bros
>hang out and sleep over often
>transition and fall off the radar for 3 years
>during that time have name and documents legally changes to female and get facial surgery to look convincingly female
>reconnect with old bros
>they don't want to hang out because of as they put it "sexual tension"
>""jokingly"" ask to fugg like thirsty hoes even tho I'm happy with a bf

i never asked for this /v/ i just want my old bros back we were the best of friends

>3D woman
>ever

trust a thot and you'll got shot

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>friend's gf has a fucking meltdown any time she has to make a decision or does poorly
>like, holds her head in her hands for ten minutes before spending the rest of the night in the bathroom
>makes the night awkward as fuck

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>>389077413

>>389081167
Why didn't you just gangbang her?

>>389075581
>wanting to

>>389087795
Ask them to arrange a marriage for you. I'd ask my parents if I could, but my mother is dead and my father has no friends.

>>389087814
you won't like hearing it and you might be offended because it's slightly rude but the truth is the truth

suddenly becoming a quote-unquote "girl" and dressing like a faggot makes everyone feel awkward

to expect a relationship to survive such a weird bombshell is selfish

>>389086498

As I said I have no idea how crazy they were being. If they were just being stubborn douchebags those types are more bark than bite and easy to get out of the door. I just see calling the cops as a last resort thing unless they were really getting out of hand.

>>389072852
>Hello! Nice to meet you *hugs*

I-I think she likes me.

>>389087814
>Change yourself dramatically
>Expect everything to be the same
And there are still people who think trannies aren't mentally ill.

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>>389086797
if you wanted more you just had to ask

>>389087781
You sound like a huge chad. Just be yourself, put them out, brah.
Look, dude put his trust in his friend, friend shits all over him, and between every two persons there is the dominant and the submissive. Big guy, and you're little? He's dominant. Maybe not to others. But for you, he is.
If they're going to use their superior size to win an argument, it's time to remind them they're in a society where the weak shouldn't have to bend over to the strong just because. People are trying to have a fun time.

>>389087775
That's a different anon, I'm the guy who started this discussion. I didn't say everyone says I'm a good looking guy, everyone says how funny and likeable I am. I consider myself pretty fucking ugly, but subconsciously I know it's not true, or I never would have gotten laid in high school. It's just that now I've moved out and I've been living on my own for a few years now, some switch flipped in my brain, and I sort of hate myself for some reason.

>>389073735
yeah it's happened to me twice

>>389078068
this sentence always works
"both of you shut the fuck up forever or i will personally kill both of you"

>>389085168
>and weed

dump the degenerates mate

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>>389088076
>>389088151
is it so crazy to want old friends back even if I look totally different? i dont think im insane and lead a normie tier life i just wish for the good old times again

>>389088245
>I sort of hate myself for some reason
Yeah? Well join the club, cause I hate you too.

>>389087795
Finding a gf in college is fucking impossible. You have to get lucky to find classmates who aren't in their established cliques already and find a girl who isn't a "liberated feminist" whore and you're shit outta luck if you're not STEM for that.

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>friend's ex-gf used to always flirt with me while in the same room with my bro
>used to try to ignore it but she was a qt so it was hard
>one day she comes over without him and we ended up playing some drinking games
>starts to have a fucking mental breakdown about how her childhood was fucked up
>talk her through it and help her out
>later she starts texting me more often and it gets pretty intimate
>she breaks up with my bro the next month
>ohfuckwhathaveidone.gif
>she keeps texting me
>hits me up asking what I'm doing on Thanksgiving through snapchat for some reason
>me being a retard not knowing how snapchat works, I screenshot the message(I thought messages didn't work like pictures)
>wtf anon why did you screenshot that
>doesn't talk to me anymore yet still likes my instagram posts

it's been almost a year bros, she just broke up with her current bf
what do

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>>389081642
Say that you have a shitty self esteem and you don´t think you´ll be able to make someone else happy.

They will say that you are nice and a great person. It´s all lies, of course, but maybe you´ll feel better.

>>389088141
Every girl does this
It doesn´t mean shit. I hugged so many girls in my life but I am still a virgin.

>>389088361
>i dont think im insane
Insane people seldom do.

>>389088361
>i dont think im insane
Bad news kiddo. You are.

>>389088206
>muh society
Pussy faggot, the cops wouldn't have turned up in time to stop Chad from raping your submissive bitchboi's boipussi. Buy a gun and shoot him for violating the NAP. Society will not keep you safe. Small arms will.

>>389088361
>is it so crazy to want old friends back even if I look totally different
yes it is. to undergo such an extreme change in your body and still expect to maintain all of your old relationships the way they were beforehand, is either naive or selfish.

you made your choice -- to continue as things were or to be true to yourself -- and you chose to self-actualize. that always comes with costs anon.

>>389083192
>You would freak out over someone not pitching in on a 10 dollar pizza?

An entitled faggot should know their limits when they don't contribute shit.

>>389088361
>i just wish for the good old times again
Well you can't have it. Now let that sink in and kill yourself as a result, like all trannies do.

>>389088402
Fuck her but don't date her, she isn't loyal

>>389088361
>i dont think im insane
That's not your determination to make.

>>389087814
lmao nobody wants to deal with that

>>389072852
>bring GF to game night
>everybody playing mario party and other shit that she could potentially have fun with
>Loses because she won't listen to tips or read instructions
>starts crying halfway through the night and pulls me aside
>tells me that she wants to go home
>tell her okay go home
>she storms off without speaking anymore
>figure she wants to break up so I stay with the bros and play vidya
>she texts me a bunch a few days later
>never respond

>>389088206
I'm no chad, but I've always been a bigger dude, so I suppose I'm the "dominant" party in a lot of instances. I just know that, if one of my friends were being a dickhead like in that anon's story, I'd have flat out told them to chill out or fuck off. And if they didn't fuck off, I'd have made them fuck off. Again, I'm no big swinging dick alpha dude, but you've gotta be able to control the situation yourself at some point.

>>389072852
>friends gf is actually cooler than friend
I´m okay with it

>>389088402
>just broke up with her current bf
>What do
She's clearly a slut. Avoid at all costs.

>>389088032
I'm not interested in a relationship, anon.

I use my free time on videogames, anime, exercising, reading, and working on personal projects.

>>389080958
Yeah all male gaming friends are pretty trash...

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>>389088375
This conversation went south fast.

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>>389088461
>>389088462
>>389088530
>>389088572
>>389088610
>>389088613
well fuck. i guess ill just have to accept my losses and move on. it would have been nice to reconnect but i guess suddenly being a "girl" is too much for normal people. my fault for being a degenerate i guess.

how to find new friends?

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>get gf
>friends and family like her more than me

>ex-friend's GF is a grade-A slut
>you can literally see it just for looking at her
>warn friend she is a slut
>he gets mad and threatens to glass me
>fast forward a few months
>she cheated on him and filmed a porno movie in the back of a car in a parking lot
>he resorts to drinking absinthe and moaning all the time about his slut GF i warned him about
pottery

>>389088607
yeah that's what I think is the best option. she lives like two hours away from me but my sister lives by her, so I think I might just try some shit and worse case scenario crash on my sister's couch
>>389088674
but anon, she has the fat booty and a nice smile

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>she breaks up with him shortly after meeting me
>he gets back together with her
>they get married and I didn't get invited to the wedding

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>tfw I've had legitimately hot girls flirt with me
>tfw just want a modest 7/10 with a good personality that'll devote herself to me and me to her
>Have yet to find any
Am I doomed to perish alone in this romanceless society?

>>389088641
>I'm no alpha
>But I control situations
That's pretty much the definition of an alpha.

>>389088773
>how to find new friends?
Try Tumblr. Place is full of "people" like you.

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>>389088781
>get bf
>old friends like hanging out with him
>they don't want to be associated with you

just fuck my shit up senpai

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>>389086189
Ebin bait.

>>389088641
>i'm a big dude who can throw people around
>why doesn't everyone just do what I do
I want you to fucking die you fucking cunt.
Fuck off back to Plebbit or Faceberg where you fucking belong.

The arrogance and lack of self-awareness is staggering.

>>389086013
>>389085160
>>They always hold get-togethers at their place so they can pretend to be god king or whatever delusion they have in their mind.

Sounds to me like you burned a lot of bridges crying about not getting special treatment because you were a guest.

>I've known many losers like that

HA!

>>389088563
Even when I was at my poorest I could never be pissed off over sharing food. If you didn't want to share then don't invite anyone over you humongous faggot/shit host.

>>389088773
look i didn't say you were a freak or a degenerate or anything, i was just laying down the truth, people find it weird and uncomfortable when someone they knew for ages suddenly turns around and says they are someone else. yes, it is too much for most people, you are right, but i think you knew that going in, and if you didn't, well -- naive?

you can make friends again, sure.

>>389088607
Listen to this man

>>389088773
go to bars
talk to random people and see if you click

ffs anon it's not really all that hard, like just go outside and go to places where your interests are
I've found a lot of friends at drag races, for example. places where there's alcohol is usually easier, even if you don't drink just sip on a beer all night

>>389088641
yeah but my point is, some people are small dudes. and when the small dude is being reasonable but the opposing party is asserting their ability to easily kick their ass and so they should get what they want, the small dude needs some help from others.

>>389088720
Oh, so you're like me. Except you actually do healthy stuff. In that case just say that it'd be irresponsible when you don't even have an income to take care of yourself, let alone someone else too. It worked for me when my mother was alive.

>>389088806
Fuck fire, burn your dick.

>>389088773
>how to find new friends?
I'll "hang" with you, anon.

You first though.

>be friends with a ton of incels
>have great time together playing vidya and pnp
>gf really wants to try out pnp
>tfw have to make excuses every time because it would be akward as fuck and the orbiting would ruin everything

>>389087539
>he doesn't know Tanukana

>>389088848
Easy way to pickup women is go to a shitty bar and get in a fight. Win or lose that's an easy one night stand

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>>389084761

jesus christ i fucking hate this one so god damn bad

>friend lives 2 hours away from me
>we both work full time
>get to see him 3 times a eyar maybe
>every time its with his shit girlfriend he doesnt even love anymore
>every time we hang out, she ruins the mood by quietly complaining to him which we can all kind of hear
>"I'm tired" is the one we hear the most

>>389088773
Go to /lgbt/ and stay there.

>>389088806
post pics nignog

>>389088806
>she has the fat booty
let's see some pics my dude

>>389089004
Don't bother, he's just another shitcunt Chad who is incapable of seeing beyond the length of his own cock.

How faggots like that find their way to this website and think "yes, this is where I belong" I will never understand.

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>>389072852
>his gf starts giving you a handjob when he leaves to go to restroom

>>389088806
>but anon, she has the fat booty and a nice smile
If she looks so good then breed her and take responsibility.

>>389087795
They might.
Then again if you're working and going to uni full time, that's a legitimate excuse not to have a gf

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>>389088890
Tumblr is aids and filled with lefty pol retards that have no idea how to take personal responsibility all they do is screech about muh boogeyman buzzword of the month. I just want a normal friend(s) to chill and play vidya with and doesn't mind me being myself >>389088971
thanks for the kind words m8

>>389088993
I'll give this a shot that's actually a good idea

>>389089045
i dont get what you mean

>>389089119
those people are fucking nuts even worse than Tumblr

>>389088968
>You're a shit host if you don't offer food

Whatever you say, fatass.

>>389088952
How is it hard to throw someone out of your home? It's your home for fuck's sake and here you are insulting someone over saying that maybe (just maybe) you should be able to control your own business without involving outside authority. How much of a loser do you have to be that you can't make people leave your house?

@389089272
Now I know you're baiting.

>>389089094
That was exactly what he DIDN'T want.

>>389088773
>too much for normal people
Well at least you admit you're not normal.

>>389086663
You have no confidence and make no moves that why you get no womym. Most girls talk all the fucking time and it barely matters who to as long as theyre able to hold a conversation. You're not something special because you're "good at talking to girls"

>>389088952
>fucking die you fucking cunt

Dang bro.

>>389088848
just fuck the pain away anon, love is only in your mind anyway

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>>389087795
>don't have a gf in highschool
>parents sometimes ask me about it, say it would be nice to have grandkids someday
>don't have a gf in college
>they still keep asking sometimes but gradually come to accept that their son is a failure
>now my mom just jokingly keeps saying: you know you can tell us if you're gay, anon. we love you no matter what.

It's not even the fact that I'm going to die alone that depresses me. It's that my parents are great people and all they've got in return is me. They really deserve better.

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>friend has a kid with his girl

>never EVER hang out again.

>>389073138
>mfw this has happened before multiple times
Brogirls are olev.

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>>389072852
Fuck off, this is a Joey's World Tour board!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khSkKf4tjdM

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>>389086189
>the bro's usually doubt the girl

They only do this when they know their friend's girl is a thot, sweetie. Social circles most of the time welcome their friend's significant other if they're any worth as a person.

>>389089272
>How much of a loser do you have to be that you can't make people leave your house?
WHAT FUCKING WEBSITE DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE ON YOU FUCKING CUNT.

Can you just fuck off. For once in your life you've encountered a place where you don't fucking belong, where you're not welcome, and where nobody wants you around. Piss the fuck off. Go back to your group chat on goybook and talk about inane shit like cars and drugs and leave us alone you fucking prick.

>>389088953
and it sounds like to me that you're a cry-baby bitch that calls the cops on people instead of just making them leave your home.

Don't forget to collect the $5 dollar cover from your friends for allowing them to enjoy your 'hospitality'

>>389089272
If you're physically inferior to those who's actions you're trying to force you need weapons or leverage. Threatening to call the police is friendlier than pulling a gun or knife.

>>389088848
i am a 26 year old virgin (male) who has never had a GF or any meaningful female contact outside of drunken fumbling in bars.

so at some point you stop wondering just what the fuck is wrong with you and you just accept it. you decide to live for other things. sex? sure. it's a part of life. but it's not the biggest part.

just be like tesla, y'know?

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>>389088848
>Two girls in high school showed interest in me
>One was an emo girl who had too many mental and psychological issues and I wasn't going to put up with that shit
>The other was a vague but relatively attractive bitch who, after months of having a boyfriend, still came up to me one day and blamed me for never noticing she liked me
>Most of my friends in college are people who only know normie girls and who would never be one bit interested in me
>I'm pretty introverted so getting to know new people for me is already a challenging task
Bleh

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>tfw incapable of breaching the gap between friends and lovers
23 years of this shit.

>>389089072
She's an exception of course. She's literally the only one.

>>389089250
>I just want a normal friend(s)
Well, you gotta be normal in order to have normal friends.

>>389089504
you're wasting your time. you can feel the disdain dripping from his posts. he doesn't even see you as human. just some target he can use to boost his own self esteem because at least he's not like the "losers" 'round here.

that's probably why he comes to 4chan at all. it's like a freakshow and zoo for him.

>>389089351
>taking pills and getting face reconstruction surgery to live out a mental delusion

i may be a mentally ill degenerate but at least i can call a spade a spade. i just want a normal friend that'll tolerate me

>>389089250
>those people are fucking nuts
Same as you. It fits perfectly.

>>389089661
>it's like a freakshow and zoo for him.
Well, he's not wrong...

>>389089250
>I just want a normal friend(s) to chill and play vidya with
if you pass, are not socially awkward, and are genuinely okay with who you are as an individual (ignoring the sex shit) then you will find some "normal" people to hang out with

if not? well you'll find people for sure, just not specifically "normal" (whatever you mean by that)

>>389089258
It's true though. There are privileges and prestige in being a host, but it doesn't come for free.

>>389089765
so why perform for him like a trained monkey? don't indulge him, he won't get it anyway. he's been lobotomised by social success and is incapable of cogitating our situation. just flip him off through the glass.

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>>389089134
>>389089161
here's the best I could find, she's the one on the left

>>389087814
>""jokingly"" ask to fugg like thirsty hoes even tho I'm happy with a bf
We do that all the time with friends, nothing weird about it. No homo.

>>389089385
I feel your feel anon. I really do.

>>389089480
Dude, that wasn't even me you replied to, I'm the "LOL WTF CHAD" anon. You seem like you have a shitload of repressed anger, and while I wouldn't presume to use my size as a way to intimidate you IRL (unless you fucking pissed me off), I'm definitely gonna sit back and laugh at the thought of you REEEEEEing autistically behind your keyboard.

Btw, I've been coming to 4chan longer than you have - not that it's anything to be proud of.

>>389089547
I know that feel. Mostly get bar sluts, occasionally find a girl for about 3 months. It´s getting old as fuck now so I´m just getting a pet and living for me and it since I know I will never be in a serious relationship

>>389089924
THOT

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>>389089617
>>389089761

sucks to be me then I guess. fuck it im giving up on friends entirely and just getting a dog

>>389089835
eh ive given up /v/ convinced me it's not really feasible to hope for that and my normal i mean non lefty or pol tier political retards that have regular interests and hobbies. i do pass I've been living female for a couple of years now with no incident

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>>389089924
>flat boring wigurl ass is "booty"
THAT AIN'T BOOTY BABY

>>389089480
>>389089504
What kind of company do you guys keep that you would need a gun/knife/police to make them leave? Strung-out piping swinging crackheads?

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>>389089250
Normal people don't usually opt to hang out with trans*+-x÷ people.

>>389088797
Link to movie

>>389077413
/pol/ truly is the worst thing known to man

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>friend tells gf it's guy's night
>gf respects that and do her own thing
>we all have a great evening
>they marry later, have healthy relationship and babies

>>389090067
mate it was some amateur shit and she posted about it on facebook i don't have the fucking thing

regular grade A slut bro like i said

>>389089924
That ass is okay, was expecting thicc

>>389089738
>At least I can call a spade a spade
The irony being you think you're a girl

If I had schizophrenia it would not be helpful for someone to say to me "yes anon, the toaster IS talking to you" - ya feel me?

>>389090032
Get a cat, you trash. No dog deserves to have someone like you for an owner.

>>389089272

I was a NEET loser for 5 years before getting my shit together and finally getting my own place. I pretty much just treat everybody else with decency and in turn I get the same as well as respect. If I have people over, and this has happened a few times, and someone starts acting like a dick I'll tell them to leave and they leave. I'm not tall or big but I've never had an issue, maybe it's just due to shock since how nice I am usually. I also approach it calmly with a 'we're both adults so let's cut the shit' attitude.

>>389090065
I just want Chris to die at this point, not out of spite or hatred or anything, just so the poor soul can finally rest in CWCville like he's always dreamed of. He's suffered and caused suffering enough in this world.

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>>389090065
i look literally nothing like that

>Get invited to hang out with a friend girl of mine and her friends
>It's almost all girls
>Feel super out of place but not spilling spaghetti about it
>Dog shows up
>No one cares about the dog and just stay talking to each other or watching a movie that was on
>Hang out wth dog
>End up playing with it in the back yard (the back gate was open which is where the dog came from)
>Dog has no tags, is pretty young
>dogs cool as fuck
>damn
>nicknamed him buster
>All her friends leave and my friend comes out to hang with me and dog
>end up having 67% drunken sex while dog sleeps in house
>spend the next morning eating eggs with dog


I ended up adopting the dog and getting a gf. This is video game related because I have crazy taxi downloaded on my phone.

>>389089835
>if you pass, are not socially awkward, and are genuinely okay with who you are as an individual (ignoring the sex shit) then you will find some "normal" people to hang out with
Not true. Here's how it is:
>He's actually passable
No one can give him what he had because it's all about pussy. And nerds can't be themselves around someone who looks like a girl.
>He's not passable and is lying (more likely)
Everyone is too disgusted to want to have anything to do with him.

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>>389090032
anon if some anonymous internet miscreants on a Bangalorean tapestry stitching web forum have LEGITIMATELY convinced you that you have no hope of finding the IRL friends you want then honestly you need to turn this shit off right the fuck now and talk to a therapist and work yourself out

>>389077413
This is not right

NOT FUCKING RIGHT

The guy did nothing wrong why can't you fucks just leave the guy alone?

>>389090114
Gotta admit though, their stubbornness and skill is impressive.

>>389090032
Very personal question, sorry. Did you have the surgery or just hormone treatment?

>>389089963
>and while I wouldn't presume to use my size as a way to intimidate you IRL (unless you fucking pissed me off)
I'm sure the list of things that piss you off is entirely arbitrary and that you will be able to justify any act of violence you perpetrate on those you see as your lessers just as effectively as the next Chad.

>You seem like you have a shitload of repressed anger
You're fucking right I do. I work as a criminal defence lawyer. Chadism kills. Har har, isn't it funny to clock that little guy in the back of the head because of [utterly banal and minor perceived slight]! Look at him drop. Oh shit, he hit his head and now he's fucking paralysed. No matter, I'll get two years suspended because it was just a dumb mistake, I never meant to hurt anyone. Har har har har har har.

>I'm definitely gonna sit back and laugh at the thought of you REEEEEEing autistically behind your keyboard.
I'm sure you are. That's just the kind of person you are. That's why you come here. To laugh at us.

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>>389089987
I'd be fine with that, but there's a problem, I'm a virgin. I want at least one relationship so I can use it as a stepping stone.

Well, at least college is starting in a week, let's fucking hope I get lucky, I'm still somehwat hopeful.

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>>389089574
>tfw a group of HS girls called me cute behind my back
>tfw I've also had a girl that would have been a solid 6/10, were it not for piercings and dyed hair, act bashful around me

I've always thought I was pretty mediocre in terms of looks. What's going on?

>>389090336
Us fucks? We're all in your boat, man.

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>>389090293
>This is video game related because I have crazy taxi downloaded on my phone.

>>389090269
cute

>>389090048
Literally all it takes is for someone bigger than you to tell you to fuck off. It could happen in any situation at all. It could happen at a black-tie reception at a major company.

At any time, in any situation, you could be as little as two words away from realising what the state of nature really means.

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>>389090165
>can cure mental illness with a simple surgery
>but its yukky so we shouldn't do it!

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>>389090165
make no mistake about it im fundamentally a crossdressing faggot male. I just like being treated and living like a female in spite of that

would be nice to have friends that could play along with my real life LARPing but eh most likely not gonna happen

>>389090172
fuck cats they're shit and dogs are superior bros that never abandon you

>>389090331
delete this creature

>>389090437
both hormones for 2.5 years and then facial surgery

>>389090335
i have a therapist been battling depression and anxiety for years and it's gotten tolerable in recent years after the change just lacking friends

>>389090492
you're probably pretty introverted, right? some bitches love quiet mysterious types, so they may have misappropriated you to being one
if you play into it you can get some easy pussy, trust me anon

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>have apartment right off campus
>tight knit group of gamer bros all in the same major
>all share similar schedules dude to having to take all the same classes
>because we're right there, we establish our apartment as feel free to come by anytime.
>no need to call ahead and see if it's cool, if we're there you're welcome to hang out
>one dude who lived with his parents kept inviting girls he was trying to hook up with (he wasn't) to our apartment to hang out

we meant YOU guys are welcome anytime, not invite whoever the fuck you want and go to our apartment like it's a coffee shop

of 10 guys he's the one retard who couldn't grasp that simple idea without being told. eventually he had to be demoted to call ahead and ask unless you're coming with other people from the group who were coming already

>>389090048
I'm not the guy who's stated the initial scenario where someone had to make someone else leave.
I never invite someone to my home for this reason, if the atmosphere turned sour for whatever reason and they won't leave then I'm almost powerless. If I'm at their place I can just go home.

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>>389090492
Assuming you don't look like pic-related, you're bound to have at least found a couple of normal people who think you're marginally attractive on some level. Plus who knows, they might've found your personality appealing.

>>389088361
Hate to break it to ya, but any drastic change in a person is going to change your relationships whether you like it or not. A longtime friend of mine recently came out as gay and is starting to have a very tumblr attitude towards shit and I instantly enjoyed hanging with him less. We still hang out but I can tell it won't last much longer at this point. I wish he would go back to who he used to be but I know that's a selfish thing to be asking, so I'm just going to take it as it is.

>>389088607
dont even fuck her

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>>389090065
I feel bad for him and sorta relatable when I was 12.

This what happens when you don't care about a kid that's diagnosed with Autism and he gets hooked on to something like Sonic.

Happened to me until I was self-aware from browsing 4chan underaged and I got better. I saw this in my special ed classes because I know a butterface girl that is almost like CWC except she's into dragons and furry stuff.

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>>389090643
>cure

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>>389089495
>Getting this mad because you don't get a handout

Maybe you should actually check to see if your eating instead of expecting it. Not everybody has to cater if the event doesn't call for it, and nobody like mooches.

>>389089851
>There are privileges and prestige in being a host

Being a guest in a house that isn't your own is a privilege in itself, it's different if they said there's be food prior but just expecting to eat is rude as fuck. Especially if you have to throw a fit about it in their house in-front of their friends as well.