DARPA CHIEF?

YOU KNEW!?

Hudson River

Two years ago...

why does this game feel the need to explain and re explain every little detail?

THE FEEDING RAMP IS POLISHED TO A MIRROR SHEEN

Solid Snake died on that tank two years ago.

Played college football ya know

I need scissors!

No! That is NOT Solid Snake!

WOLBACHIA

five sixers and pineapples

Male to female copulation

PAL card?

>>389064392
Because you're a dumbass and will forget otherwise.

It's just like one of my Japanese animes!

>>389066331
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

>... I think... I think it's a Metal Gear
>...
>... Metal Gear?!
>...
>... Metal Gear!
>... *cigarette's dropping, skits looking upping*
>...
>... Snake, you have to stop Liquid from destroying the system
>...
>... The system?!
>...
>... You need to go to Outer Haven
>...
>... Outer Haven?!

As much as I love the games I have to admit that the writing in MGS games is retarded.

>>389063915
What do the terrorists want with Bibo's body?

>>389063915
Excellent speech my friend

>>389066250
>doesn't ever re-re-re-explain how to contact Meryl
>muh fourth wall
>muh i-frames everytime i get hit boss
>watch out for my robot's laser dick snake
>hahah you punched me 16 times now i'll hit you once and we're even
>I ain't dead yet have a shooting section with only two rations bitch
Holy fuck, now that I realize it this game is cheap as fuck.

>>389063915
A... HIND-D?

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>>389063915
>Donald Anderson. A Straight shooter. You can thank him for all the wonderful toys.

Metal Gear?!?

A SURVEILLANCE CAMERA?

141.96

I still remember after all these years, but I can't remember who it contacted.

Wait...

That Ninja...

>>389067290

Meryl I think.

Isn't it the one on the box they break the 4th wall to have you find.

>>389063915
SECOND FLOOR BASEMENT?

The legendary Solid Snake?

>>389067608
mfw i pirated the game and had to try each number one by one to find it

>>389067290
It's the save frequency.

I can't read you

ARGHHH

I CAN'T READ YOU. I CAN'T READ YOU
ARGHHH

Why hasn't anyone copied MG2/MGS play style for a kickstarter?

I would love a new 2D style Metal Gear over the 1132314145 Metroidvania inspired game.

PSYCHO MANTIS?

>>389067734
I ended up having to do the same thing because I didn't realize it was a fourth wall break as a kid. I thought the number was supposed to be on the back of the disk that the Armstech president gave you and I couldn't figure out how to take a closer look at it.

>>389063915

Was the dialogue really like this in Hideo Kojima's script or did Jeremy Blaustein change it?

>>389067959
>Why hasn't anyone copied MG2/MGS play style for a kickstarter?
Because it's outdated as fuck.

>>389068652
I've read, and I don't know if it's true, that the English version is the only one that fucked up the dominant/recessive genes thing. Every other translation got superior/inferior.

YOU KNEW?

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Wait for it

Bibo

>>389068509
These are the kind of people who mock MGS' writing. LMAO!

>>389068606
IT'S THE ENEMY
I NEED HELP

REDDIT?

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WOLBACHIA PARASITES

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KIKONGO

>>389068717
Just let those who don't care about ranking run through like it's fucking Smash TV/Total Carnage.

>>389068810
I was told it was on the back of the CD case right after having been given a CD. Hold my johnson.

I WAS BORN IN A FOREIGN SOLDIER