>nevermind I fixed it

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>>389052975
>I didn't have this problem in my game. You're probably a pirate aren't you? :)

>"Had this problem before, here the fix"
>megaupload link

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>you can close topic now :)

>>389053185
>can you prove you have original game?

>"I just had to download this .dll to make it work"
>doesn't provide link[/spoiler] nor responding to messages

>>389052975
>source please
>nevermind found it!

>reverse image search does nothing

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>>389053185
>>389053485
>I found the fix!
>verify integrity of your steam cache

>>389054170
>google dll
>find it

>"masterace" has problems so frequently you can make relatable threads about things not working

Pcbros

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>>389054461
>google .dll
>put .dll in folder
>new error pops up

>>389054546
I dont really mind, fixing shit is fun somehow until you are frustrated

>>389054654
redist maybe

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>>389052975
>I can explain how to do it but I cant take the time to type for 30 seconds

>>389054546
Implying your shitbox isn't notorious for needing repairs either lol

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>youtube video
>"ok so first you must download this shady program"

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>>389054658
>mod the shit out of a game
>it's broken as shit
>slowly hammering out the issues until you have the perfect game
Is there any greater joy on this earth?

>>389054461
>knowing exactly which .dll to look for

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>>389055667
>make sure to download winrar, Ill put a link in the description

>>389055723
years of modding and trying to get pirated games to work have given me a black belt in google-fu

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>people who say to reinstall Windows as one of the primary choices to try to fix a problem

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING RETARD
Formatting your HDD/SSD is one the last things will do if the other stuff you tried didn't work. This one makes my blood boil, holy shit.

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>>389057019
>the OP actually does it
>didnt even fix his issue

>"have you tried restartarting?"

>>389057489
>it actually works

>>389057619
>it actually works the nth time

FTFY

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>here's the link!
>please register to view links
>register
>this file is restricted to VIP members only please donate here to become a VIP member

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>>389057789
>donate to become a VIP member
>click link
>404

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>you must register to view dead links

>I PM'd you the answer ;^)

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>>389053312

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Pm'd you the fix ;)

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>>389057943
>become VIP
>click link
>filehosting site blocks you from the file because you're not registered
>register
>you must become a PRO member to download this file

>>389054658
I've had more fun installing and troubleshooting some games than from actually playing them.

>Make a thread asking about a problem
>"Use the search function there are plenty of solutions"
>Search and post in the only thread about the problem
>"Don't necro post" *BANNED*

>Here's how to fix this problem
>Screenshots only
>no description
>photobucket links
>404 on all pics

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>>389058110
>links are actually trojans

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>post is 90% long ass .txt outputs of DxDiag shit
>support ask for more output files
>another long ass post
>lol dunno m8 you're on your own

>>389058546
>>Here's how to fix this problem
>Screenshots only
>click screenshot
>404

>try for hours figuring out what to do by zooming in and out of the thumbnails
>give up

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>>389058736
>being so lucky as to have thumbnails

>>389053185
>"Hey I have this problem, anybody know what can I do?"
>"Next time buy the game :,)"
>The thread was made in the game's steam page
>Where you can look any posters profile and see the games they have played
I have seen this happened sometimes, these smartasses never seem to know that.

>>389059308
Well, when I say 'thumbnail' it was just a somewhat descriptive filename, but it was a thumbnail to me

>>389055667
>squeaker talking / manually types instructions into notepad in realtime
>heavy metal plays
>circles every button press eighteen times with cursor before clicking
>highlights all hyperlinks before clicking, goes back and redoes every highlight if he misses a character
yessir

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>try downloading the game again and reinstalling

>>389058531
>click on Search
>need to make an account
>make an account and log in
>find one thread
>no replies

>>389056235
>>389055723

This. Several years of fixing broken pirated games has actually helped me in some basic programming.

>Here's the fix
>Yesterday - Fag - Thanks this really worked
>5 minutes ago - Admin - file removed because of X

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>>389061074
>doesn't work
>game was 40 gb

>>389064142
5 gigabyte's not that much, though

>>389064405
Suck my dick buddy

>>389064876
Sorry friend, my mouth is already full of cock and cum. You'll just have to wait your turn, fag

>>389064876
>dick buddy

No thanks. I'm sure by your nickname for him you'd be more than willing to

>>389062430
Going to buy a new game soon, I already pirated it once, but I want the achievements, because I'm retarded. I have a 3 page mod-list.