A fucking Dyson Sphere

>>389044939
Embarrassing

Why has no one made Laidlaw's story into a Half-Life 2 mod yet?

>>389045064
because it sucks just like the rest of half life 2

>>389045064
because Black Mesa isn't finished yet

>>389045343
it isn't? I reached xen a while ago but it crashed so I didn't bother cause I knew the ending

>>389045064
because the modders would focus too much on recreating the story instead of making good gameplay

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>>389045515
>I reached xen a while ago

>>389044939
Stop being entitled.

>.docx
Switch to .rtf files for that sort of texts. Micro$hit docs are for stuff you intend to print, or when you are forced by bureaucratic contrivances.
Otherwise, .rtf are simple, but not ridiculously barebones like .txt

>>389045064
how long do you think it takes to create a map?

>>389046228
>Being a text format hipster

>>389046228
Its just a joke post senpai. Whoever made it just wanted to have a giggle at half lifes expense.

>>389045343
What? Wasn't that finished years ago?

>>389046228
>>389046884

and i thought being a browser fan boy was lowest we could get. Thank you for showing me another dimension anon

>>389046884
I am fucking 100% serious.
Go here and download literally anything you want. Almost all of it works on .rtf.
http://www.portablefreeware.com/index.php?sc=47
If you deal a lot with shitty textdumps & copypastas then it'll seriously improve your life.

Wait so the whole series has been leading to an advert for fucking vacuum cleaners?

>>389045064
I think it's pretty safe to say that someone will eventually make it, if they're not doing it already.

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>>389044939
I was never a big HL fan, but this made me sad

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>>389046228
Anon, rtf are far bigger than Docx.

>>389047717
>Using third world alphabets
Well no shit

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A fucking bison sphere

if there's one good thing about this leak, it's that a lot more people now know what a dyson sphere is

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A fucking Dyson

>>389047717
>52,8 KB
What?

>>389047886
I was not even aware that most people didn't know that.

>>389045064
they're working on it. Trigger warning: huge faggotry
https://itch.io/jam/epistle-3-jam
https://www.reddit.com/r/dreamsofhalflife3/

>>389047717
docx are zip files actually. Zip your rtf and you'll get a similar size.

>>389048219
They do. Dyson Spheres are fucking everywhere in science fiction.

>>389047029
no. those nignogs are still trying to do xen.

fuckin australian

Could someone summarize the plot? How is a Dyson Sphere involved? I'm too lazy to read the whole source.

>>389048863
It's literally just 5 paragraphs. It takes a couple of minutes to read through. How the fuck do you function in society?

>>389048863
>>389049037
You know, normally I'm not the guy who goes... "OMFG JUST READ IT."
Most of the time I'll offer a cliffs notes version.

But holy fuck dude, it's shorter than a fucking /v/ tier copypasta. Just read the fucking thing.

>>389045064
it would take more megabytes than available in the world to make a video game dyson sphere

>>389049037
greentext is easier to pay attention to than that shit with paragraphs

>>389049241
So you literally cannot read?

>>389049156
Just summarize it man

>>389048863
Gordon's aboard the Borealis which is basically flickering in and out of dimensional existence, in one instance of dimensional emergence, he sees the Combine's homeworld, or at least a world completely taken over by them, and sees a Dyson Sphere and realizes the Combine are way more powerful than anyone could hope to imagine.

>>389049314
I can read words. But if you mean whether i read books, fuck no i stopped doing that after i graduated

>>389049440
graduated kindergarten, maybe.

>>389049351
Nice thanks man you're a true hero unlike the rest of these jerks

>>389048625
Even less, actually - 29 kb

>>389049440
Three paragraphs is not a book. Please consider making some lifestyle changes.

>>389049440
You're the kind of people making this world a worse place.

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>>389050005
Yeah, unzip the docx and you'll see it's full of other stuff. The format is kind of a self contained web page with text+markup, CSS, pictures and other stuff.

>>389050348
>>389050432
Go away book pushers. The internet has made your type obsolete

>>389045183
Alright kid, fuck off back to DOTA