How the fuck do I make friends in video games, /v/?

with pleasure

bee urself

I wish I knew myself.

i posted my steam id in street fighter thread and made a friend I've been talking to for a couple years now, and then through him made like 4-5 other friends. So clearly what you need to do is dump your ID and play some fighting games.

bEyourself

Talk. Because you naturally restrict yourself to answering questions, you're seen as unapproachable or unsociable even through the internet. Since body language isn't possible through text, all they got left to judge a person's worth is by what they (don't) say.

That's why people who seem to talk about the most inane crap also have the largest followings while those who pine for company but seemingly never said a word in the entire game are forgotten.

Stop being such a faggot and learn how to speak to people.

>couldn't make friends on /r9k/
why live?

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>desperately want friends to have fun with
>don't play any multiplayer games

>>389044548
literally me

Just hit Randomize if you're in a hurry.

Why do you want friends?

>>389044729
i'm lonely as fuck and those feels won't go away

post your id and we'll decide if you're worthy of having friends

I would say just be yourself but clearly that hasn't worked, so just pick someone popular and act like them instead.

>>389043836
It's usually good to have a balanced mix of classes, depending on how many friends you're making. Just make sure the party is able to cover its weaknesses.

>>389043836
Ok, give tags for the image's source so i can see wether this is worth or not

I'll be your friend if you have a cute shaved boipussy.

I just wanna make friends that genuinely care about me, with barely talking at all. Why is it only in fiction that this seems to be a thing?
I just don't have anything worthwhile to say. I think small, so I talk small. Guess I'm too boring for real life.

>>389044729
Hanging out is a great way to fill up time, also what this guy said>>389044805

>>389043836
the same way you make friends IRL.

hope that helps.

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>>389043836
I appreciate you posting Jitsu wa, so I'll be your friend.

>>389046008
Jitsu wa Watashi wa, it's not porn. It's a romantic comedy manga series. Really really stupid but the author is pretty good at drawing dramatic reaction faces to really stupid jokes. Don't watch the anime, it sucks really bad.

>>389048579
I just want them to fuck already. god dammit.
Does anyone even remember MC's gimmick was suppossed to be him being unable to keep a secret?

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>>389046008
Dumbpire Bizarre Adventures

>>389048719
ilu add me /id/shinobutaimu

>>389048693
Obviously the crux of the series is the constantly in-peril nature of their relationship, so it probably won't get there unless it goes into the supposed events of the future timeline where she mysteriously has a kid offscreen

i was playing TF2 earlier and I made a friend just by casual chatting, honestly.

>>389043836
you dont, now go outside

>Go to /vg/ or make a thread on /v/ for a game you like
>Ask if anyone wants to play
>Add someone
>If they're cool, keep them. Delete them if they're weirdos.
Its just that easy.

>>389049114
How do I know you just bully me? I dont want people to add me just to bully

>>389049019
>tfw no qt dumpire gf

>>389049910
Not him, but I want to add you to talk, since you seem nice. Though I assume you probably have like 60 friends to talk to...

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How do you get a bf in video games?

>>389050316
cebruz is here abandon thread

>>389050316
london?

>>389050292
I have 7

>>389050521
Discord or steam? I'd like to add you.

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This probably won't work, but.

Add me if you want to play Melty Blood. East coast NA here but it shouldn't matter.

Bubu#2288

>>389043836
Join a community.

Just like joining a club or some type of friend circle at school.

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>>389043836
How do I make friends anywhere? I try talking but it never gets easier like the normalfags tell me it will

>>389051579
>tfw when people tried talking to you but got bored eventually

I'm thinking of resubbing on WoW and level an alt/try RP with it. Argent Dawn, EU.
Anyone wanna join me?

>>389051481
I made like 7 LFG forum posts already and so far no one has added me. Can't join a community if I don't know any.

>>389043836
Play online co-operatives games competently. Not great, people who are great are cunts, competent.

>>389051847
That's my home server! I met most of my friends on there, though RP nowadays is pretty bad.
The ERP's great tho

>>389051672
This always happens with online friends they talk to me a ton at first then slowly ghost me and only respond with one word replies

>>389051672
>tfw you try talking to people but they get bored quickly

>>389052265
Same, it's where I usually play, but I haven't tried RP since like back in TBC and never really got into that. Just thought it could be fun to try again.

>>389052287
>>389052385
i never know what to say, i'm not mad or surprised they bored
it's just sad

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>>389051202
what would we talk about? Everytime someone adds me they want to me to be their bf and im not looking for that right now

>>389052603
Not at all, just want a friend that I can ask absolutely inane crap. You don't play TF2 or anything of the sort, do you?

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>Shirayuki will never bully you

games with microphones. my xbone friends list is mostly people i met while dicking around in COD or ME3 multiplayer

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>>389052603
>it's a trap

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>ask anon to post his steam
>never add him

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>have fun in game with some people
>add eachother
>never play or talk to them again
>remove them after a month
every single time without fail

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>>389052670
I do play fps games but I dont play tf2
>>389052803
yes?

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>>389052992
Why not TF2? It's fun.

>>389052992
Which games, hm?

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>>389053156
>>389053202
>chasing after a trap

>>389053260
what other options do prison gays have?

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>add someone from here a few weeks ago
>it's one of those :3 posting lewd faggots
>expect him to be clingy to me like a bunch of other people have in the past and have to delete him
>he deletes me the next day instead
Well that was unexpected. Why do I feel kind of sad/disappointed though?

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>>389053392
You weren't good enough to be clingy over.

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>>389053156
Ive never been too interested in it
>>389053202
R6S, Quake and random doom wads
>>389053260
Please be nice

>get friends
>fun and games
>life happens, they married
>alone again
Are you saying I have to repeat such shit cycle again? I'm content being alone thanks

>>389053392
>add someone from /r9k/
>he calls me a normalfag for having friends on steam
>i don't talk to any of them

>>389052807
D E V I L I S H

>>389053776
that face is so damn hot

>>389053606
>>add someone from /r9k/

why

Why do you always turn these threads into gay shit? I'm never adding anyone from /v/ you're all a bunch of homos.

>>389053570
Oh well. No chance you'd post your contact details then?

>>389053980
i was desperate, still am, but i'm too shy to make friends even online

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>>389046008
Dont listen to the jokers. The manga is about highschool delinquents

>>389053981

Because every time internet friendship is brought up all the thirsty, desperate as fuck virgins flock to it. Gay out of desperation and fear of being alone they try to start relationships with anyone they possibly can, even dudes.

Pretty sad desu

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Post cool beauty.

>>389053980
Honestly, I'm not as vocal or extreme, but it's probably the board I feel closest to.

>>389053981
This
Came to thread hoping I could get some IDs for some 4x games not a tranny circle jerk

>Don't bully me silly boys.

>>389054017
slim #7636

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>>389053981
Fucking prison gay /v/ pisses me off.

>>389053364
Twinks are generally cuter and less mentally ill

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Well, here's an ID. I don't play that much, just playing TF2 and Darkwood at the moment. I promise I'll be at least a bit engaging in conversation, provided I'm not being run down by family.

>>389054767
twinks are too gay for them

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>>389054851
...idiot. Gordian Knot #3846

>>389053570
>Please be nice
Traps aren't nice people they don't deserve others to be nice to them

>>389054968
I am nice to people

>>389054767
It's so sad that all traps are really fucked in the head.
I just want a cute boy to love and dress up in cute skirts.

>>389054767
>Twinks
Most of them are just small young muscle boys.

Just go on /cuteboys/ for actual twinks.

>>389055310
No you're not all traps are the fucking same

>>389055370
>muscle boys
that's not a twink at all, twinks are slim soft boys

>>389055516
Sorry you've had bad experiences with the others

>>389055613
Sorry you're a fucked in the head attention whore

>made a tight group of friends in '07 thanks to halo's custom games, still talk to them to this day, thankfully we all made the jump to peesee
>haven't made any real friends since

>>389055664
Ok

>>389043836
I have no gf please I need gf qt gfs gf pls im virign

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>>389055310
>"traps"
>nice

>>389055559
Most porn sites like Pornhub disagree.

>shitty pc with wageslave salary, can't even afford a new one
>can only play old mmo crap
>can't even make friends in said games to numb it

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>love multiplayer games
>extremely shy and never talk to people
>play them alone all life

>>389048579
I still think the anime was fine

add me im retarded too http://steamcommunity.com/id/354960/

>>389043836
I don't.

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What is having friends like?

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I want fap friends

>>389056894
You go together and have a lot of fun, even if you don't get the chance to meet up that often.

>>389056894
It's pretty good, Anon. With my friendo's we call each other all kinds of names and laugh at each one. We'll play vidya for hours on end, and call each other pussies, normies, and wagecucks as we have to leave for the day. Camaraderie is the best thing I've ever had.

>>389057156
what does it mean

>>389057156
What's a fap friend?

>>389057424
Means you jerk off to the same shit. no homo

>>389057156
contact?

>>389057513
Oh. Can I watch my friend jerk off and cum?

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>>389056894
Would you be okay with online friends, anon?

>>389057674
If he's into it, I don't have any say so in the matter, Anon.
>What are you, gay?

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>>389057521
ushi#8391

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What the fuck is wrong with all of you

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Having friends sounds a-awful

>>389043836
1: Have real friend
2: Bring them to game
3: Let them make friends
4: Become friends with their friends

>>389058047
>step one

y..you too

>>389057906
>ushi#8391
added <3

>>389057821
It's not gay to watch a cute boy jerk off and cum on himself.
It's male bonding.

>>389058583
Is it gay if you assist your bro with that?

>>389056894
Did it end? I rememeber reading it a long time ago, thinking of picking it up again.

>>389058645
not if you assist by pretending to be a girl

i need people like this

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>>389058583
If you say so, Anon.

>>389058157
Do (You) need a friend anon?

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>>389058710
Oh, good. I'm still straight, then.

>>389058583
What if I'm not cute?

https://youtu.be/oWiL-DKmD7Q

>>389043836
help I own this manga in japanese and I don't even into anime

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>>389056685
not one invite. nice

>>389058645
No. It's only gay if you let him fuck your mouth and you swallow all his cum.
It's okay to only swallow some.

>>389058756
Trust me, I know these things.

>>389058853
It'll be okay as long as you can make cute moans and aren't fat. Sadly, fat is a dealbreaker.

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>tfw you'll never experience just having a good platonic male friend that you don't end up having any extra feelings for because you're gay

>turned into gay shit by the same cockhungry faggots
And out I am.
Thank you for the lack of help.

>>389059149
Is chubby okay?

>>389058827
hmu

>>389059175
>Have 7 of them, wanting more for when they're not online to bro it up on vidya

>>389059318
I'm sorry, I only like skinny guys.

>>389059327
Danny-chan#5140

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>Want to do gay shit
>Scared my non-fag friends will find out and I'll end up getting laughed at

>>389059367
>7 of them
how do you do it anon, these must not be very close friends, how do you give adequate attention to 7 people at once

>>389043836
give stuff to them

>>389059571
Kill yourself fag

>>389059514
I mean in general for fap friends.

>>389059571
>>389060003
Be nice to him please

>>389059572

Actually, I consider these guys my brothers, if anything. We grew up together through online vidya. We still get in voice chat on discord whenever we can and play vidya.

>>389060050
Oh. If he other person is into it, of course.

>>389059571
What if they want to join in?

>Want to do gay shit
>Do it
>Want to do gay shit

>>389043836
FRIENDLY REMINDER
Unless you know them in Real Life they are not your friends.
People you play with online with are not your real friends unless you know them in real life.
People you discuss your fetishes with online with are not your real friends unless you know them in real life.
DONT KNOW THEM IN REAL LIFE? THEY ARE NOT FRIENDS.

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>>389060628
It's okay, buddy. You're not alone.

>>389060730
Yes, I'm not. I have a massive circle of friends in real life. You know, actual friends.
I used to have "fake online friends" but thank the heavens I found real friends.

>be very lonely
>come to these threads
>hope maybe this time I can finally make a friend
>see the gay posts
>get a boner and mind filled with lewd thoughts
>can only think of cock
I want to die.

>>389060886
You should add the people that dropped their tags

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>>389060874
Atta boy. I'm proud of you, champ. Let's not be insensitive to the poor souls that wont have that, and let them have their harmless fun, yeah?

>>389060886
I'll be your friend, Anon.
As long as you don't make it gay.

>>389059571
made a new account on battle.net so i can play WoW and be the slutty healer ive always wanted to be :3

>>389060886
You're hopeless anon

>>389060886
It's completely normal for people like us to want to be subservient. Don't fight it, it only makes it worse.

>>389061076
No. That harmless fun is a pit you only dig deeper.
Getting out of that pit is the best thing they can do.

>>389061067
I can't actually talk to people outside 4chan. It's never ended well.

>>389061206
You're kind to offer but you'd get bored of me very fast.

>>389061256
I know.

>>389061381
Trust me, I've got a high patience cap.

>>389061447
who r u?

>>389061541
its me ur brother

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it came back in the day almost naturally with games like Halo and Pokemon

i dont have the answer for you now since popular titles like Overwatch and the MOBAs just get people incredibly fucking aggravated

>reddits or forums
>looking for people to play with
dude, dunno why people even want people to play with

>>389061541
Whom'st'd've

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How do you make friends in real life?

>>389057958
while that looks good, it actually isnt how it feels, 3/4 of the time you wont actually want to be there

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>>389061814
I want to know too

>>389061814
If you're still in school, it's that not that hard. Talk to the person next to you.

>>389048579
>>389054124
Orange hair girl made me drop the series. Don't give a shit, will never give a shit.

>>389058670
Shit I guess it did end 6 months ago. May need to pick it up myself and finish it, see what happens.

How do you make friends that will abuse you to make you better?

>>389062568
go to jail

>>389061814
you don't

>>389062059
If you're not?

>>389061920
You get like 10 new beta orbiters each thread.

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>>389061814
>playing cards at summer camp with a bunch of guys, I think it was BS
>say something really stupid like 5 Aces, put my entire hand of 20 cards down and hope nobody notices
>one guy starts to say something, just stare at him and shake my head
>win when the next guy takes his turn
We've been friends ever since

>>389062715
get a hobby that involves being in the proximity with other people and hope one's a cool guy that wants more friends, and get into his circle of friends

>>389043836

Dont be a dick or some sick-fuck bronie/furry. It doesnt take much m8

>>389063145
what if I just want one friend and I don't want to share him with his other friends?

>>389062715
That's where it gets a little harder. I've made new friends by walking my dog at the nearby park and talking to other dog owners.
Basically boils down to finding people with similar interests and activities and not being scared to speak.

>>389063264
Then I think there may be a reason why you don't have friends, anon

>>389043836
post boipucci and then suck their dick

>>389063287
So you have to take the initiate more and try to find places or communities with the same interests?

>>389055670
>>389059367
>>389057270
>>389060092
>>389059572
>didn't put my discord in the name field in any of these
Tucker#8130

>>389063740
Save for that last one that wasn't mine, whoops.

>>389063013
they're just screwing around. I dont get many friend requests

>>389063560
Is a guy's sole attention to just me really so much to ask? I get jealous when a so-called 'friend' thinks he can just hang out with other people without me

>>389063981
you might be gay

>>389063858
Helps if you tell me who u r?

>>389050316
this makes me so mad. Women have it so fucking easy they don't even know

>>389063683
yes, but dont worry anon were already friends here in /v/
jk lol

>>389043836
dumbpire best pire

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>>389059175
>tfw you'll never experience just having a good platonic female friend to go lingerie-shopping with that you don't end up having any extra feelings for because you're a straight guy

>>389063981
I know how you feel.

>>389063683
Yes. Like another anon said, having a hobby where you have to be close to other people helps because that creates a situation where you have to interact.

>>389064252
Why?

>>389064138
you just don't know how a real friend should be

>>389064731
but should your friends life revolve around you? the gay cant have other friends to hangout with?

>>389063981
That only works when you're interesting enough for him to not need anyone else, and since you're on here complaining about not having friends, I'd assume that's not the case. I'd also assume you'd want more friends like this if given the opportunity, and would hold the friendship at a weird sadistic double standard

>>389063858
>I dont get many friend requests
>>389064691
>Why?
I can help you with those friend requests bub :)

What manga are you currently reading?

Are you enjoying it?

I'll be your manga friend.

>>389064845
I guess I can allow him to have other friends but only if he tells me when he's going to hangout with them and only if he shit-talks them behind their backs to me

>>389064950
>helps if you tell me who u r
What did you mean

>>389043836
How do you have trouble making friends? On videogames?

How the fuck do I socialize/ v/? No joke I can't for the love of me hold a conversation and it dosent help I sound Bulgarian

>>389065049
jesus christ

>>389065064
drop a contact you dumb broad

>>389065049
You sound like a woman or a trap.

Post discords.

>>389065049
are you a guy? dude your like my crazy ex girlfriend

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>>389065049

>>389065135
I already posted it in this thread but I wont say which one because you're mean

>>389065154
>>389065218
I just want a real friend... Does /v/ not know how real friends are supposed to work?

>>389065330
apparently we don't, enlighten us

>>389065303
point it out to me so i dont add you by mistake you weak ass pussy.

these threads are the worst

>>389064676
This works. Plus if you're into /tg/ stuff, most places have some sort of hobby shop nearby that are usually really welcoming to newcomers.

>tfw jerked off and don't want gay shit anymore but still lonely and want a friend

>>389065576
what about a vidya cuddle buddy?

>>389065576
post ID
Ill play vidya and stuff.

>>389065762
That wold be amazing. But I'd probably get a boner while cuddling.

>>389065846
I don't think I want to post my ID after posting so much gay shit.

>>389062402
Wait what, I haven't seen the translated version end, or did only the original serialization end

>>389065105
same here but french accent is way worse

>>389065940
Then what about a vidya frotting buddy?

>tfw cocklust fills the void in your cold, lonely heart

>>389066225
Oh yes, frotting looks like it feels amazing.

>>389066238
It's wrong but feels so right.

>>389065105
dont be scared anon, we dont actually care about accents as long as we can understand you

justbe a little thick skinned and never join a /v/ or /vg/ group

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