ITT: Times you acted like the Joker in video games

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>>389041785
>use charisma as a dump stat
>dialog options aren't even that good

TRUE EVIL IS BORN TODAY

>character tells to hurry up and complete their quest
>meander about doing other stuff
LOCK ME UP, EAT THE KEY AND JUMP OFF A CLIFF

>press any key
>press power button

ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>Don't turn the game off while the game is being saved
>turn the game off
THE ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME

>>389042317
>quest giver is making the quest sound extremely urgent
>complete the main campaign before turning in his quest last

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>select your gender
>choose the one I wasn't assigned at birth

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR

>showed important mechanic tutorial
>didn't read it

I'M AN AGENT OF CHAOS

>>389042193
Fallout 4?

>"If you like this game, support the devs by purchasing it!"
>LOVE game
>don't ever spend a dime on it

I WALK A LONELY ROAD

>finish the game
>quit the game in the ending cutscene
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

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>game says to use headphones for the best and most immersive experience
>spend months jury rigging phonograh to be usb compatible and output digital sound to play the game

FEEL LIKE A MONSTER

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>>389041785

>game encourages you to do side missions so you're properly levelled
>don't and call it a failure of the game online
MY SHADOW'S THE ONLY ONE THAT WALKS BESIDE ME

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>boss is designed to be undefeatable
>without realizing this, put cheat codes and god mode on and fight it endlessly
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>go to mcdonalds
>order food
>pay
>leave food on the counter and go home
MOMS GONNA FREAK

>all my classmates want to bang me
>bang my teacher instead
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING

>>389041785
DAMAGED

>>389043582
I'M DA JOKAH BABY

>dont check keybindings in the options menu
>uninstall game and rant online about how keybindings are shit

I NEED TO CALCULATE
WHAT CREATES MY OWN MADNESS

>Press any key to continue
>Press alt+f4
>It goes into the game and doesn't exit

Wtf I got reverse joker'd

Nu-Metal general?

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>>389041785
>game tells me to take a break after every hour of gameplay
>take a break after 61 minutes of playing

OH DARLING CAN'T YOU SEE?
I'M AN ALIEN AND YOU'RE A HUMAN TO ME!

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>have hacks installed on tf2
>only use them to kill other hackers

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE

>>389041785
HAHAHhahAHAHhaahhhAHAHahahhAAAAAA

D
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>enjoy a game
>go to /v/ and say its shit

IS IT BLISSFUL?

>>389041785
>Save village from a bandit infestation
>immediately loot and burn it afterwards
OH OH, STANDING IN my HEART OF DARK-NESS.

>mom tells me to stop because dinner is ready
>keep playing

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>>389041785
>guy in CSGO tells me to drop him a gun or he ruins the game
>stand still like I'm buying something for him
>don't actually buy anything and drop him the bomb

>>389044496
>spout opinions on games I've never played
>rack up (you)s
>people agree with me

IT'S LIKE A DREAM

>long game of DotA 2
>it's a relentless stomp, but we keep delaying finishing so we can pad our gold stats
>at the end say good game, even though it was a bad one

NO MAN IS EVER TRULY GOOD
NO MAN IS EVER TRULY EVIL
I DO THE THINGS YOU NEVER COULD
AND WE WILL NEVER BE EQUAL

>Have backlog of literally hundreds of games, a lot of which are critically well-received
>Spend all my time on 4chan

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>go to merchant
>buy the most expensive item
>pay for it and drop it out of my inventory before leaving
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>buy and stock up on potions in every JRPG i play
>use nothing but healing magic the whole game

WHAT A FOOL BELIEEEEEVES
HE SEEEEEEES

>never once play a /v/ critically acclaimed game
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

>>389044705
>love a game
>see some posts calling it shit
>hate the game

I WANT TO DREAM

>game has weapon upgrade items
>never upgrade any weapons because of fear of fiding a stronger weapon
BABY BE A SIMPLE KIND OF MAN

>"Please name your character. Choose wisely, as it can't be changed later"
>name character changed later
RULES OF NATURE

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>get all the way to the last hour of a game
>lose interests and never play it again

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITAY

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>>389041785
>Press any button to continue
>Press the power button

IM DA JOKAH

>J-RPG
>install a mod that removes all the cutscenes
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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>maze level
>game gives you a bunch of clues where to go
>disregard them entirely
>go wild on my own

THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF WAY OUTTA HERE

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>>389044194

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>>389041785
>teammate tells me to play better
>play worse
IM NOT A SLAVE
TO A GOD
THAT DOESNT EXIST
AND IM NOT A SLAVE
TO A WORLD
THAT DOESNT GIVE A SHIIT

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>>389043720

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>>389045318
good one

>puzzle level
>google the answer

FINGER ON THE TRIGGER, LOADED BULLET

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>buy lots of amiibos
>dont own any nintendo consoles or games

WATCH OUT BOY, SHE'LL CHEW YOU UP

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>use rocket launcher
>at point blank range
s-s-somebody stop me!

>have huge backlog of games
>only plays shitty porn games
FROM THE DUSTY MESA HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS

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>>389041785
>objective based game mode
>never set foot inside the objective
IF I HAD A GUN I'D BLOW YOU AWAY

>>389045913

>have huge backlog of games to play
>do another fallout new vegas run instead

I DUG SOME GRAVES, YOULL NEVER FIND

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>"Press R to reload!"
>shoot last few bullets to trigger the automatic reload instead

IM A FEW SANDWICHES SHORT OF A PICNIC

>>389045913
>have a huge backlog of games
>don't play any
>keep buying new games
>don't play them either
ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME

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>start diffusing even though its seconds away from exploding
ITS JUST BENEATH THE SKIN

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>>389044839
Where is the lighter my dude?

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>kill myself to respawn back at checkpoint instead of walking there
I CAN'T SEE THEM ANYWAY

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>>389046159
>Push to talk
>mute mic but hold button the whole game so the "broadcasting" indicator comes up for my team the whole game, but nothing is actually broadcasted

AINT NO REST FOR THE WICKED

>/v/ calls a game shit
>Play it anyway
>it was shit
>come back and gush about how good it was.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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>/v/ says a game is shit
>call it greatest game without playing it or bother to look it up.


I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK

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>>389047209
>/v/ is having an extremely rare quality discussion
>bring up SJWs and leftists

I AM BECOME DEATH DESTROYER OF WORLDS

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>say a game is shit on /v/
>I haven't actually played it

>>389041785
>get a boo bell in mario party
>don't use it for the entire game
DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME
I WON'T BE IGNORED

I watched Suicide Squad recently. It was incredibly bad.

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>call someone's waifu a slut
>i actually know that she isn't

I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN, GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT NO RHYTHM

>>389044496
>hate a game
>go to /v/ and defend it

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I'M STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE!

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>>389047209
>>389047384
>play a game that the majority of /v/ likes and I also like
>call it shit to piss off people who like the same game as me

THESE WOUNDS WILL NOT HEAL

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>install new game and be asked to quit all other applications
>click "ok" without quitting IE or Winamp
KISSING IN THE BLUE DARK
PLAYING POOL AND WILD DARTS
VIDEO GAMES

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>shoot all my ammo at teammates even though teamkill is off
PUSH ME TO THE EDGE
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD

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>>389043525
>game tells me to have fun
>don't
SHUT UP AND DRIVE

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>say gg
>it was really bg

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>never played the game before
>skip the tutorial

LOCK THE KEY AND THROW AWAY THE DOOR

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>game asks for my favorite food
>type in Tylenol
AND IT'S ALL YELLOW

>can use winrar for free
>pay for it anyway

CHAOS THAT CONTROLLED MY MIND

>emulator leaves disclaimer to not play games that I don't own
>play them anyways

HEEEHEEHEHEEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>389043638
There is no connection. Thanks, all are free.

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>game asks me to type in my character's name
>type in my own name instead

HEY BABY I HEAR THE BLUES A CALLIN
TOSSED SALADS AND SCRAMBLED EGGS

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>>389042193
I do this in Fallout 4 when i play as my Mom.

>>389050485
yo uare mom is cute

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>Be 17.9 years old
>Play 18+ game

CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIN

>>389041785
>GG
>Was actually a shit game
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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>>389050821
>Know this anon's joking about his age
>Report him anyway
HAPPINESS AND PEACE OF MIND WERE NEVER MEANT FOR ME

>Are you sure you want to quit? Any unsaved progress will be lost.
>Hit Yes

DON'T GET TOO CLOSE
IT'S DARK INSIDE
IT'S WHERE MY DEMONS HIDE

>>389046530
There's a difference between diffuse and defuse.

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>game tells me not to turn it off while the icon is flashing in the corner
>pull the power cord immediately
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT A SOUL CAN'T BE CUT

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>Get flamed in multiplayer game
>Send friend request

>>389051639
that's actually pretty funny. gonna try it

>enemy is highly resistant to x, while being very weak to y
>only use x to kill it

CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME
WALK INTO MY MYSTERY

>play breaking arrows in ace combat 4
>last cruise missile arrives
>awacs tells me to not engage enemy escort fighters and focus on the missile
>attack enemy fighters

MY LIFE SERVED ON A PLATE
FOR ALL OF YOU TO EAT

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>Second playthrough of a game
>Do the tutorial anyway
NEUROSURGEONS SCREAM FOR MORE

You guys are beyond autistic.

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>After credits, game says it's over and I can quit now
>Keep waiting instead
THROW ME UP AND LOCK AWAY THE KEY

>>389052262
no you

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>game has dodge button
>Just run out of the way of attacks instead
LOCK ME UP

>Playing M&B: Warband
>Merchant of Praven wants me to rescue his bro-
>FUCK THAT BRO I GOT BETTER SHIT TO DO
I AMMM THE ONE AND ONLY

>>389052262
ye

>>389041785
That line isn't actually in the movie right?

>>389052409
this is actually a feasible move in dark souls

>>389052262
guys im gay

>>389052262
*faps*

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>TFW The Joker's a better singer than you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4zlC8jAISk

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>>389041785
Whenever I start a game for the first time and it says Press Any Button to Start I press the Power button. I do it with every single game that does it when I start the game. It always makes me chuckle.

>>389041785
>pirate game
>want to install mod but it's only on steam workshop
>buy game and install mod on to pirated version
>refund game

>>389045035
>tfw this is literally me

>game is designed with controller in mind
>play it with a keyboard and mouse
IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>>389052672
Wooow

>>389052714
>game is designed with keyboard and mouse in mind
>play it with a controller instead

MASTER OF PUPPETS I'M PULLING THE STRINGS

>play FPS on PC
>use controller for better accuracy
I AM THE SHARPEST OF BLADES I'LL CUT YOU DOWN IN A SECOND

>Call someone's waifu a shit
>She's actually best girl

I'M ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL

>do you want to buy this star for 20 coins?
>no

OMOBOLASIRE I REALLY WANNA SEE YA

>>389043638
I watched the entire thing

>play bayonetta
>never use the dodge button

WAKE ME UP

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>do long quest to save an NPC's life
>finish quest
>kill NPC anyway

YOU'VE GOT TO PRESS IT ON YOU

>>389053316
same, just finished it
i was expecting it to fuck up at the end and cause extreme rage, but that ending was extremely satisfying
>when all the dots line up at the end because the only available places to spawn are in front of the snake
UNNNFFF

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>Set status to Busy
>Is not busy

WON'T UOU TAKE ME TO
FUNKY TOWN

>recommend people games
>that ive never played
FAREWELL THUNDER CHIIIIIIIILD

>>389043720
Good one

>>389053915
(FWASH FWASH)
NYAAAOW
(FWASH FWASH)
NYAAAOW

>>389053915
>someone recommends me a game
>play the tutorial and stop
>tell them I loved it

STEPPIN ON THE BEACH

>backpack full of loot, including very useful items/gear
>go to merchant
>Sell all

HEY, YOU, WHAT DO YOU SEE

>buy new game
>use cheats to get to last level
>beat it
>never play the game again
YOU LOCK THE DOOR
AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
THERE'S SOMEONE IN MY HEAD, BUT IT'S NOT ME

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>>389044313
>playing css
>Hacker on Enemie team
>Leave game
>get Hacks
>join server again and rape his face

feels good man

>install mod to kill children
>never kill them because it's immoral
WATCHING THE FALLOUT FLY BACK UP

>pc game
>wait for key prompts to show up
>"press E"
>plug in controller and press A instead

THE ONE THEY CALL JOHNNY GUITAR

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>>389052262
>identify myself needlessly on an anonymous image board

I'M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I'M THINKING

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>press random options and pay no attention to the story
>in a Telltale game

YOU'RE MY WONDERWAAAAALLLLLL

>in waifu thread
>see anons shitting on girls they don't like
>tell them their waifu is cute even though she's not
YES THIS IS THE CAMPAIGN
SLITHERED ENTRAILS IN THE CARGO BAY

>Start a thread supposedly about video games
>Really just want to talk about FOTM anime.

TAKE A LOOK ITS IN A BOOK READING RAINBOW!

>>389055210
>TAKE A LOOK ITS IN A BOOK READING RAINBOW!
You're killing me.

>>389042895
Basically every Fallout game. You can have your charisma set to 0 in the original Fallout with basically no issues.

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>sell dlong to a general store

LOCK ME UP

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>>389041785
>A boss battle that you are meant to lose
>Win anyways but get defeated in a cutscene
DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE

>>389055827
>Offer free armor trimming
>My offer is completely genuine with no ulterior motives
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>389043915
Best one

>Call a game shit
>Never played it

EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME

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>>389042430
>lost a level 99 file in kh2 this way
had one of those on-the-floor rocking chairs and I leaned back, power cord was under the chair so leaning back pulled it out

>>389048091
>>389046881
wot

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>pirate a lot of games
>never play them

WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIEEEEEEE

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>>389041785
>friend on steam asks me if I want to play something together
>immediately go offline

OH WAH AH AH AH

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>>389054132
>ask for recommendations
>get recommendation
>buy the game
>never play it
>tell them it's shit
COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

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>kill enemy
>quicksave
>hard save
>quit without saving
WELL I LOVED MY AUNT BUT SHE DIED

>>389042193
That is not what dump stat means.

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>>389041785
>game tells me to go X way
>actually go Y way
EVIL INCARNATE

>quest says kill 10 bears
>kill 9 and abandon the quest

KICK OFF YOUR SUNDAY SHOES

>>389041785
>stun opponent in fighting game
>taunt instead of comboing
NOBODY PRAY FOR ME, EVEN A DAY FOR ME

>Server rules say to be nice when talking to other players
>I don't say anything
I'M A FIRESTARTER, TWISTED FIRESTARTER

>>389059067
legit kekerino

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>Unzip all my zip files with right click so WinRAR can't tell me to buy a license

>>389059974
>using WinRAR
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

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>>389051236
Underated song

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>>389045028

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>>389060137
>buy WinRAR
>uninstall it
PUT ME AWAY

>play MechAssault 2 base wars game mode
>shoot my own base
GETTING AWAY, GETTING AWAY,
GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER

>game has love interests
>ignore them

WALKS LIKE A LADY

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>Team is in dire need of support
>pick 5th carry anyway

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>389043638
>When he starts zigzagging in the narrow space
Come on that's just showing off.

>>389044596
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

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>game has a well written female character that is in love with you
>it also makes sense to romance her considering the history your main character shares with her
>go for a submissive dull as dirt animu bimbo that got introduced on a whim by some retarded fanfic writer instead
YOU CANNOT STOP ME

thanks doc

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>>389061228
>get the daily dose
>don't thank the doc
LOST MY MIND, THINK I'M GOING CRAZY
LOST MY MIND, THINK I'M GOING CRAZY

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>make a game that's based on teamwork and playing to objectives
>add a free-for-all deathmatch mode to it a year later
CRAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIN MYYYYYY SKIIIIIIN

>Say GG
>Lose abyssmally
INAGADA LA VIDA BAYBEE

>>389048367
thanks doc

>>389052625
>Thought it was going to be a link to some shitty Jared Leto singing
>It's actually awesome

Impressed

>>389044596

FUCK DA POLICE !

>>389059974
same

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>Final boss just about dead
>Ignores button prompt to activate cinematic finisher and instead kills with basic attack
AHAHAHAHAHA WE'RE ALL ANIMALS

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>>389061061
>team is in need of a dire support
>pick a radiant one
TAKE ME TO DARK REEF

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>>389051519
>knowingly misspell diffuse
SOON, THIS'LL BE ALL OVER

>>389062108
>ignore QTE finisher
>enemy gets health back
>you don't get your magic refilled by killing it with a basic attack
thanks GOW

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>"mom says it's my turn to play"
>she didn't actually say that

KICKING SQUEALING GUCCI LITTLE PIGGY

>Argue about games I've never played
>Call them shit and guess the plot
>Other anons agree with me
WE ALL FALL DOWN, LIKE TOY SOLDIERS

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I JUST WANNA SAY WE UHHH, HAVE SOME NEWS. WE HAVE A JOKER UPDATE

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>Tutorial man tells me to put on my apprentice equips
>don't

TAKE ME TO CHURCH

>>389041785
>character wants me to kill him and put him out of his otherwise eternal misery
>alt+f4
YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED A PSYCHOPATH TO DO THE JOB

>>389043638
Beautiful. Saved.

>Come into thread to have keks
>End up singing to the lyrics anons post
21'ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN

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>about to be killed
>kill myself so the enemy doesn't get a point
GOD IS DEAD
AND NO ONE CARES

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>have a chance to inconvenience no-one
>post popular reaction image so at least 7 people have to find more obscure ones
BREAKIN' OUTTA MAH CAAAAAAAGE

>>389058781
That's how he's acting like the jOkEr

>>389050485
So, is your dad still in the picture? I think you might need a fatherly figure.

>>389063671
Shit, he got me.

>>389052714
>>389052895
>game is designed with controller/keyboard and mouse in mind
>play it with touch controls instead
AND I'M CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE

>>389041785
>"Press any key to continue."
>click the mouse

BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION

>game autosaves my progress after finishing a level
>still manually save

TIME TO LEAVE
THEM
ALL
BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND

>>389063270
no god is here and he is a teamkiller

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>make Jojo references in a non-Jojo thread on /v/
I'LL BE THE ROUNDABOUT

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>game asks me to choose my language
>pick one I can't understand
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA

>>389041785
CHA: 10
INT: 0

>>389052262
S T O P
H A V I N G
F U N

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>>389064464
>Press any key to continue
>Do nothing

THAT WILL INCUR MY WRATH

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>game asks you if you want to save
>pick no
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL

>>389057581
God damn thanks Anon your post made me cackle after a long day

>playing rpg
>wear armor that is statistically worse than the best armor in the game because it looks better on my character

HONKA HONKA

>"stay behind me as I guide you through"
>go ahead of him
TIME TO LOCK ME UP LADS

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>>389064643

>tell other people to read the manga
>have never even once touched that thing
LET THE VOICE OF LOVE TAKE YOU HIGHER

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>play a game
>enjoy the game a lot
>need to play it again even though it's linear and the gameplay will be the same
I CAN'T STOP THIS FEELING

>>389041785
>Stealth game wants me to be qiuet
>Pull out the shotgun

MY LEGS ARE DANGLING OFF THE EDGE

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>I don't give a shit about this thread, I just want to spout MGR lyrics
STANDING HERE

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>be a boy
>"Are you a boy or a girl?"
>choose girl

IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

>play online game
>everyone having fun
>barely win
>"bg get shit on kids"
I GUESS YOU'LL SEE ME DANCING IN THE RUINS TONIGHT

>>389066660
>action game tells me to hit QTE
>don't, I die
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY
I just started this game yesterday and beat Mistral. Shit's fun

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>>389066660
>>389066674
>post mgr reference at the same time as another anon

RULES OF NATURE

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>play a WRPG
>get mods to make it look like a JRPG
お断りします!

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>after a long cutscene or major battle

>would you like to save the game?
>click no

LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

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>Price tells me to move up
>Hit him with the riot shield instead

SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY

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>genuinely enjoy game
>leave a negative review on steam
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

>"Kill 10 Timber Wolves"
>Kill 11

HIT ME BACK JUST TO CHAT, TRULY YOURS, YOUR BIGGEST FAN

THIS IS STAN

>>389063824
>implying he isn't his own dad

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>>389045035
2real

>Cities: Skylines
>Provide inadequate education to economically disadvantaged inner-city areas perpetuating the cycle of social stagnation

SO NO-ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY

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>final screen of the end credits thanks you for playing
>didn't actually play it, just watched a playthrough video
HEAD LIKE A HOLE

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>somebody asks for a dispenser
>make it right where they were standing
RIVERS IN THE DESERT

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>go see Suicide Squad with gf
>she thinks I'm going because I like her
>I'm actually going to watch the movie ironically

STANDING
ON THE EDGE
OF THE CRATER
LIKE THE PROFITS ONCE SAID

>>389061063
He's doing it to bide time. It's a strategy.

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>>389054740

>tanking an instance
>rare dps gear drops
>roll for my off spec

IF GOD IS THE CREATOR, I AM THE ARCHITECT

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>RTS has control groups
>put every single unit into control group 1
PATHETIC
WASTED

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>somebody asks what patches they should use for running Deus Ex on a modern PC
>link the Malkavian Mod
WASH AWAY THE ANGER

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>>389041785
>Overwatch
>no healer
>Pick Mccree

>>389068401
>illiterate/phoneposting normie

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>play tons of fighting games
>never pick any of the sexy women, even if theyre good characters

LIVIN IT UP AT THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA

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>apparent we're gonna lose this match
>start memeing loadouts
>turn around the match and win

CONFUSION WILL BE MY EPITAPH

>brushing and flossing
>leave the tap running
SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS AND RAINBOWS
EVERYTHING THAT'S WONDERFUL IS WHAT I FEEL WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER

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>love X game
>shitpost about it
>hate Y game
>praise it
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>389041785

>dont touch any of the weapons/ammo/health before entering a large arena room

IM LOSING MY MIND

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>>389069481
>parry an enemy
>instead of riposting, taunt them before they can recover
21ST CENTURY SHITPOST MAN

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>go to threads about games I've never played
>start arguments about which is the best in the series
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

>>389062201
jej

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>go on /v/
>try and have actual conversations about video games i enjoy

IT'S THE CULT OF PERSONALITYYYYY

>drive slower cars in a game just because i like how they look
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY

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>>389041785
>playing New Vegas
>can sell item for 1000 caps
>vendor only has 999 caps
>sell it anyway
I'VE GOT SPURS THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE

>>389069782
That's just faggy

>>389070134
>>389070185
>play Caravan until merchant is dead broke
>sell entire max strength inventory worth of valuable items for 27 caps
GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY

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>play with bots
>micspam the entire time
FEAR
FEAR GOD AND GIVE GLORY TO HIM

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>Playing online fighting game
>Opponent I've been playing changes his name to "GGs"
>Leave lobby so he doesn't have to

FUCK YOU, YOUR HONOR
CHECK MY PERSONA

>>389071113
what the fuck is going on with the bottom ones arms why do they appear to be reaching mid thigh height and not even starting to turn into hands,

>>389043638
What was that russian at the end?

>shoot one round out of a box magazine of 200
>reload
MY LEGS ARE DANGLING OVER THE EDGE

>>389053446
D-dial it back, anon!

>use an escape item right next to the exit
STEP INSIDE! SEE THE DEVIL IN I!

Did Leto fall into irrelevancy? The guy's an obnoxious faggot.

>playing majora's mask
>forest temple, get the item, make it to the princess
>instead of saving her go back in time
>use item to get to snowhead
>get fire arrows
>instead of saving the day, go back in time

screw the land I just want the loot

>>389048154
Hello potion seller

>Play net.Hack for cool points
>Don't even enjoy it
IT FELL ABOUT THE MARTINMAS TIME, AND A GAY TIME IT WAS THEN OH

>bought a Switch at midnight release
>bought another one for a friend recently

THE SNOW GLOWS WHITE ON THE MOUNTAIN TONIGHT

>>389072202
>guy wants to buy my potions with legal tender
>refuse him

LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

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>>389059974
>Use winrar
>Decide it is a nice product and pay for the licence

JUST CALL ME ANGEL OF THE MORNING

>M&B Napoleonic
>Team is loosing needs someone to protect artillery
>GOES DRUMMER
maniac, maniac on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

>Play Skyrim
>Buy creation credits in order to buy mods to make by Skyrim experience even better and while supporting the people who make it possible.

Sorry chums, I'm a well adjusted individual.

>>389042475
>Quest giver makes quest sound extremely urgent
>Put it off because I want to loot a few things first
>Get a call on the phone telling me I fucked up and everyone fucking died
I'M DANGEROUS

>>389064643
>Respond seriously to a blatant false-flagger
>entire thread is ruined
CAN'T STOP THE TOP

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>absolutely tear the other team a new asshole
>gg guys, gg
I'M NOT A SELF HELP BOOK, I'M JUST A FUCKED UP KID

Is that an actual quote from the movie?

> Purchase physical copy of PC game
>The box contains only a piece of paper with a steam code
>Redeem it then take it back to the store and say it doesn't work on my computer
>Get a full refund
MOMS GONNA FREAK

>>389073737
true evil is not knowing what you've become

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>>389073962
My god.....They're real. Light the torches anons.

>>389074030
Are you retarded?

>>389074565
Fucking kek. I knew he looked familiar.

>>389041785
>entire plot of Black and White 1 revolves around
Reshiram and Zekrom battling
>fight N's final team without Reshiram

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

>>389041785
>Teammate tells me to switch my class
>Exit game
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>389063671
>>389063923
It doesn't make sense in any way, though. Acting like the joker would be taking high charisma, then not using any of the special speech options.

>>389071383
Now you will be shown a cartoon. Connecting to server. Connection interrupted

>Pirate game
>Drop it because it's boring
>Buy it for 5 dollars on Steam months later anyway

THESE BOOTS WERE MADE FOR WALKIN'

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>extremely hard bossfight coming up
>game tells me to save as I haven't saved in a few hours
>don't
THERE'S A PULSE AND IT'S DEAFENING

>game tells me to defeat the enemies
>I stand there and let them kill me

AND SO SALLY CAN WAIT

>>389077123
>"Ask your parents permission before going online!"
>don't
CAUSE WE ALL WANNA PARTY AFTER THE FUNERAL ENDS

>room full of enemies
>just run through, almost getting killed

A LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWN

>Get to new town with a shop that has better gear
>Don't buy anything, just get that same gear for free from chests in the next dungeon
BETTER CHECK YO EXO SKELLO TEEN

>Game says to adjust brightness so that the left image is barely visible
>Turn my brightness all the way up

I'VE GOT A GUN IN MY HAND BUT THE GUN WON'T COCK

>epic 120 minutes game of DOTA 2
>win
>'EASIEST GAME ON MY LIFE, NOT EVEN CLOSE'

WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU SIMPLY MAKES YOU... STRANGER

>lose online game
>Blame the internet connection

KARMA POLICE, ARREST THIS MAN.

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>expect to be a hero
>end up an anti-hero instead
DOWN ON YOUR KNEES YOU'LL BE LEFT BEHIND, THIS IS THE BEGINNING

>make thread
>it's really just for wacky fake stories and reaction images with song lyrics

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>>389080154
>Enter a thread even though the subject matter of it is clear and I'm not interested in it
DAMAGED

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>missing 1 hp
>drink a full heal potion

THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN THE DOVES CRY

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>game tells me to kill a boss
>run past him into the next room
I'M STIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL IN A DREAM

>game tutorial starts
>shoot the ennemy with your primary
>use the secundary

LAWS ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN

>spend hours on modding and tweaking game
>play it for 5 minutes and uninstall it

IF I HAD A HEART I COULD LOVE YOU

>dungeon has a complex puzzle that involve water currents and ice arrows
>abuse glitches to skip 95% of the dungeon

SKULL KID'S GONNA FREAK

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>>389047450
>Dad brings home Suicide Squad on blu-ray
>He hasn't opened it
>Tell him how bad it was
>He takes it back and gets a full refund
The righteous shall lead a virtuous path.

>>389047450
>get a plunder chest in mario party
>everybody is too scared to buy an item
>nobody ends up getting a star until the last turn

I'M NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU

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>Game is best enjoyed with the lights off
>Play it with them on
I'M NUCLEAR

>friend lends me a game
>actually give it back to him in due time

TIME HAS COME TO PAAAAAAAYYYYY

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>>389053915
>tfw no War of the Worlds RTS remake

>purposely pull aggro when i don't like the tank i'm playing with

THE NEEDLE TEARS A HOLE

>>389042317
>>389042376
>>389042430
kek

>Pick a difficulty that describes itself as "This difficulty is for skilled players who are experienced with First Person Shooter Games"
>I haven't played an FPS since PS2 era
>I am definitely not skilled
WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO

>Increase brightness so only the logo is visible
>Set it to max where I can see everything

MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME

>>389043643
Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.

>this game requires directx 9. please run the directx 9 installer before playing the game
>don't

I FEEL IT ALL SLIPPING AWAY

>>389041785
>Horrorgame asks me to play in the dark with headphones on
>Play with lights on

ONE, TWO ,THREE REPEATER

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>>389043720
Fucking nice

> genuinely enjoy Joker threads
> Report them all the time

BETTER DEAD THAN RED

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>Teammate asks for heals
>Kill his attacker instead

JUST LET YOUR LOVE FLOW LIKE A MOUNTAIN STREAM

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>play MMO
>pause it

I THINK WE'RE DONE, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

>>389045771
my RE4 runs in a nutshell

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>>389043720

>>389052687
holy shit I never thought of that
pure fucking genius

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>buy game
>never play it
IN OUR WORLD POISONED BY EXPLOITATION

>>389079441
>teammate already marked mid
>choose mid hero before him and take his place

THE HUMAN MACHINE WILL FINALLY BLEED AND CEASE TO BE