How do controllers get like this?

Niggers, my man

probably by being in a fucking mcdonalds

>>389014260
You mean having their protective tubing gored?
Children. Children beating on them, chewing on them, twisting them in ways they aren't meant to go, etc.

>>389014260
smashfags

>>389014260
nigglets

>>389014260
At least the joysticks survived

>>389014260
poor children and greasy food don't make a good combo

>>389014260
Are there still a few mcdonalds out there with gamecube stations in them? I remember they had that shit when I was like 10 way back in 2009

>>389014260
Hundreds of children touching and beating on the controllers day after day?

What the hell do you expect?

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>>389014260
>mfw people stole gamecube controllers in my local McD's and now they are no more of these game stations

>>389014260
I want someone to take a swab of those controllers and see what kind of gross shit grew in a petri dish.

It's easy for a little kid to do this on his own over a period of time.
Throw in a few thousands who don't give a shit and it a guarantee

>>389014260
Niggers.

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>>389014574
>10 way back in 2009

It's a piece of shitty rubber that gets over-handled by hundreds of hyper kids, every day for the last 10 years. Why wouldn't it look like shit?

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>>389014574
>10 way back in 2009

>>389014260
Damn, I remember the first time I ever saw Mario 64 was at Mcdonalds when I was like 5 and it blew my mind

>>389014574
You have to be 18 to post here kid

>>389014751
You have to be able to calculate 2017 - 2009 + 10 in order to post here kid.

>>389014751
He is.
That's what's most upsetting.

>>389014260
Who cares the system reset in either 2 or 5 minutes so you couldn't even get far in Luigi's mansion or Pikmin

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It's all about touchscreen mobile game tier shit now. Which is perfect honestly.

>>389014668
2009 was 8 years ago.

>>389014668
>>389014732
>>389014881
Whoa, people age as time goes by. This is truly the end.

>>389014945
I've wasted my life.

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>>389014574
>10 way back in 2009
>get ready to hit report button
>realize that he's actually old enough to post here
FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK

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>>389014910
>every snot noised kids fucking germs all over that screen

>>389014910
worked at a mcdonalds until recently and that bubblez game is the shit. The whole touchscreen device is pretty much just for advertisements though

>>389014574
I think the one near me still has it but I haven't been there in a while except for the drive through. Place is real fancy though, two stories, public computers, glass countertops, a fake fireplace.

americans have a bad a nigger infestation

>>389014910
>Replace complex games with simple remakes of old flash games
Ever evolving.

>>389014574
Some of them maybe

>>389014945
Your cold mask of ironic detatchment from your own mortality will only protect you for so long. We all have to grapple with reality of our own impermanence eventually

>>389015236
that was beautifully wrote anon

>>389015236
Oh I'm all too ready to crumble to dust and my whole life totally forgotten by time.
I've simply accepted it.

Can you say the same?

>>389015236
>>389015309
now kiss

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>>389015236
>dude we're all going to die lmao xD
kys please

>>389015236
That's what alcohol was invented for.

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>>389015385
Are you implying youre not going to die?

This thread escalated fast

>>389015236
>m-morty
>g-god doesn't exist, morty
>i turned myself into a pickle morty

>>389015385
Uh, I'm pretty sure everyone will die eventually anon.

>>389015236
the way i look at it, we are all already dead, it was set in motion the day you start.

>>389015365
not him but time simply goes to fast for me. 2017 is almost over ffs.

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>>389015446
>>389015519
>he doesn't know

>>389015475
>any mention of existentialism now leads to rick and morty memes
I fucking hate that show for making this website so much worse than it already was

>>389014751
I am though. Maybe it might also suprise you that I was 2 when 9/11 happened

>>389014260
Buy being in a McDonalds for 15 years

>>389015580
Or I just don't care.

Even if you where somehow immortal, all reality would eventually crumble around you. All mass and energy spread evenly throughout the universe. Heat death sounds like a dull cold fate.

>>389015385
I'm honestly just waiting to die at this point.

>>389014260
The important question is do they still work?

>>389015612
chill put bro just joking around
legitimately good post

>>389015713
How much?

>>389014910
Fatass McD kids should go play outside.

>>389014260
Imagine how dirty they are.

>>389015365
If you don't feel immortal at 18 then either you have an illness that is going to kill you soon, or you are overtly edgy...

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Aren't you technically dying the moment you were conceived, since every single day you're alive you get closer to death?

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>thread about mcdonalds gamecube controllers quickly devolves into anons opening up about how they feel about their own inevitable deaths
I suddenly just remembered why I come to this website. This is the best thread Ive seen in months

>>389015954
I haven't been 18 for 9 years.

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>>389015920
>grab a needle or toothpick and run it along the little gaps
>now have enough disgusting waste to make your very own Muk

>>389016059
No because your cells are being created faster than they're dying off. When you hit 25 you start dying for real.

>>389016062
This thread is garbo and getting forced hard. Mcdonald's game kiosks used to be very rare but I've seen 3 across two boards the past two weeks and this one is littered with underaged.

>>389016059
No. Natural death begins at around 40, when your cellular reproduction begins to fuck up.

>>389016135
Mcdonald's game kiosk threads, even.

>>389015954
Not him, but abusing marijuana and halluciongens made me grapple with my own fear of dying at a pretty young age. Made me depressed for a solid year before I came to terms with t

>>389014574
Please god no

2009 seemed like yesterday

>>389016237
Dude
Weed

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>>389015954
I was in a car accident and was told straight up by a doctor it's a miracle I wasn't killed at 18

Felt weird man

>>389016278
I guess.

>>389016278
I dont promote use of weed at all, Im just stating what I did when I was 18

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>>389014574
>tfw I remember about Terror Management Theory
>tfw I realize it's impossible for me to find a coping mechanism for death
>tfw terrified of the thought of my parents dying, and of me getting old and weak

>>389016332
I promote the use of weed

mcdonalds gamecube controllers

>>389015954
I am diabetic. The prospect of losing a limb because you ate too many cookies one day puts a damper on things.

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>>389015236
>was 9 years old by 1999
>people said the world would end in the year 2000
>being a dumbass kid past me believed this and came to terms with dying, was pretty chill with it
>fast forward to today and now I fear death again
How the fuck does this even work?

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>tfw you realize the only way to avoid dealing with the deaths of everyone you love is to die first

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>>389016321
Now that we're irradiated, we may die faster.

>>389015580
That shits not going to work forever. Your luck will run out and you'll be killed in an accident, get murdered or catch some deadly disease. Murphy's Law

>>389014574
>10 back 2009

nigga i thought i was young

>lost 80 lbs
>got somewhat fit
>still go to bed hoping I don't wake up because everything I once held dear has been corrupted and tainted or is dead

Yup.

How did this thread turn into a discussion about depression?

>>389015753
>he doesn't know

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>>389016441
>Laying in my bed contemplating my life and accepting death the night the world was supposed to end in 2012
That was a surreal experience

>>389014260
People's pets

>>389016536
I take it back. I know I don't care.

>>389016441
To this day Im conviced its impossible to come to terms with death, and anyone who claims they have is lying. All you can do is train your brain not to think about death and focus on the present

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>>389014574
Good god youre 18 years old

You were fucking 9 when i graduated highschool.

What the fuck have i done with my life

>>389016624
Don't lie.
If you knew you would care deeply.

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>>389016624
>he knows

>>389016296
That doctor was full of shit. Statistics are on your side.

>>389016675
It's literally impossible for the human brain to comprehend complete, eternal non-existence

Any time you try to imagine it you would still be experiencing some form of consciousness

>>389016441
Tell me anon, what the fuck did they expect was going to happen in 2000?

>>389016675
Try not being a normalfag.

>>389016526
because life is unhappy and unfulfilling for alot of people

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>>389016624
>he doesnt care

>>389016675
The way people come to terms with death is to invent an afterlife where they live forever. That's what they did in the middle ages, and their paranormal bullshit has carried into modern times because people are perpetually frightened of a reality in which they no longer exist.

>>389016743
Y2K

>>389014945
You kids don't know anything about video games.

>>389014260
Blacks jumping up and down and raging like a bunch of fucking animals while they play.

Mark me and be forewarned.

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>>389016789

>>389016805
And what was that going to do?

>>389016749
Im pretty sure normies dont really think about this kind of shit at all.

>>389016789
This is part of the problem. I have never been able to conivince myself any sort of afterlife exists, and even worse, I cant possibly even fathom an after life that would be desirable

>>389016904
The Y2K scare was every computer system on the planet would fail overnight

>>389015181
>Replace complex games with advertisements who happen to have simple remakes of old flash games

>>389014260

I should play toadstool tour again

that game was fun as fuck

>>389016945
y2k is the dumbest shit

>>389016932
>Im pretty sure normies dont really think about this kind of shit at all.

Because normies usually have plenty of things in their life going on to distract them. Depressed loners are the ones who dwell on death because they lack distractions.

>>389016984
>boomers

>>389016740
It's pretty easy to comprehend, just remember what things were like before you were born.

>>389016789
I was about to say this, but abstained because fedora comments ahoy, but yes: Back then I believed in heaven and all was good. The prospect of being an eternal 10 yo in an all pleasant place does give you peace of mind I guess.

>>389016904
Cousins told me shit like "all the world's water is gonna run out and crops will die" and other shit. The Y2K scare was not only stupid but also dumb. The world wouldn't end if we were due to have Spyro 3 cpme out!

>>389016984
Why is it the dumbest shit?

>>389017061
People always use that but it's not necessarily true since you're going from nonexistence to existence, as opposed to existing then non-existing. They're very different things.

>>389017123
because the idea that computers couldn't handle the time change from 1999 to 2000 is silly.

>>389016932
>>389017024
>normies
Ironic.

>>389017187
But do you know technically why in hindsight it was silly?

>>389017123
For the same reason the 2012 scare was the dumbest shit: Oh no, we didn't think of what would happen if we reach this number! Now all the universe is going to die!
Numbers don't even hold that kind of power. What's next, rumors ending the world too?

>>389017164
How or why would the non-existence be different before and after?

>>389017196
>>>/a/

>>389017061
Thats not the same as "comprehending". That only gives you an idea of what nothingness is like. Nothingness is by definition impossible to comprehend, because all experience is defined by existence. You cant experience non existence, and therefore trying to comprehend nothingness is like a blind man trying to comprehend colors

>>389017187
And yet, it was a real threat.
People really did lack that foresight.

>>389017269
desu given the current state of the world, 2012 would have been a better alternative

>>389015612
rick and morty is just the new normie mlp if you really think about it. It's just too mainstream and acceptable for people to be all "YOU DON'T LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED IT!!!!!!!!!" on you if you haven't seen it and/or if you don't like it. It's literally
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE REEEEE
but in reverse.

Honestly though, it really is the new mlp. I've seen so many fucking grown ass men who I respected devolve into little kids and fight me and one other person tooth and nail about why it's so wonderful and why we should watch it and. It's funny though because all the excuses boil down to:
"it's so funny!" - objective
"the guy who does the voices does both Rick AND Morty haha isn't that something? And he drinks while he does it so he can burp haha" (aka "it has alcohol not just IN the show and I'm an adult now so I can relate to that now!")
"most of the stuff they do is scientifically accurate!"
And when none of these arguments convince you, they'll come at you with
"You'll like it eventually."

I've seen exactly 3 episodes and to me it's just too over the top and so much of it comes off as forced. But I'm an edgelord who refuses to watch something if someone tells me I'd like it. I really hate giving out free "I told you so" invitations.

Sorry in advance for reddit spacing, I've just kind of always told stories this way.
/blog

>>389017265
because computers can handle far largers number than 2000

>>389017352
jesus christ this level of autism

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>tfw 18
>still wonder what's going to happen after death
>be either some sort spirit wanderer and wander around the entire universe
>or just wake up from the simulation
>or restful sleep forever without dreams
>or restful sleep forever with dreams
>go to heaven that is literally paradise
>go to another dimension and start a new life
>start another life as a differnet being

>>389017325
Are you saying it was real threat because people percieved it as one or are you saying it's real threat because computers couldn't handle change?

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This thread is the kinda shit why I'm afraid to go to bed at night and end up playing games. I might not wake up. Gotta stay awake.

>>389017353
You sure are stupid.

>>389017448
>might not wake up
That is literally the most ideal way to die

>>389017269
>Numbers don't even hold that kind of power.
They do when they're directly related to the software you're using.
>>389017442
Y2K errors where a real threat because they really could corrupt data for programs that weren't prepared for it.
But the threat wasn't nearly as world ending as people where squawking about.

>>389017448
When I go to sleep in a few I hope I don't wake up. I've had enough of this meme called existence.

>>389017301
I can imagine nothingness, because I've experienced its opposite. I can't actually see a hole, but because I can see what's around the hole, I still know its shape.

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>>389017430
>get banned from life
>finally free from 4chan

mfw i realize that means your banned from anime and vidja too

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>>389017448
If you stay awake for too long you'll start seeing things that'll make you wish you were dead

>>389017543
You can imagine nothingness, but you cant imagine non-experience. Its literally a paradox

>>389017518
Yep. I can't imagine how horrifying it must be to set in a hospital bed as your organs fail and you feel yourself dying or being in some kind of accident where you're in excruciating pain while you feel yourself dying.

>>389017585
Can confirm.
Your mind will hate you enough to want to scar itself.

I'm out of liquor what do I do now

>gamecube
my local mcdonalds had an N64 setup with kirby 64, some winnie the pooh game, and sm64.

In 2009 when they finally took it down, I gave the manager twenty bucks and he gave me all the games and the consoles. They put in some sort of tv screen with ads running on it in it's place. I'm surprised he didn't look up the game prices on ebay cause circa 2009 the game was still going for $30 or so, since pj64 was still garbage.

>>389017353
But I mean, in a sense it was kinda scary for people going into the new millenium. Computers were made to handle every year up until 2000. But no one thought at first "wait, we didn't really think about making sure it could program going into the new millenium. What happens if it rolls back to 0 and we lose fucking everything." before it was too late and the turn of the millenium was on the way. It's simple oversights like that, with new tech not everyone is fully sure of, while being tied to a lot of data and personal use, that understandably lead to a lot of fear.

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>>389017646
fap

>>389017430
When you die you'll cease it exist and it'll be black nothingness like before you were conceived.

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>this thread
What the fuck

>>389017539
The same could be said of any number

>>389017646
Suffer the detox. You know it's what you deserve.

>>389017670
>What happens if it rolls back to 0 and we lose fucking everything
that would be at the year 2047 ->2048 if anything

>>389017701
2038 is the next big one.

>>389017667
Shut up fag,we are now having an existential crisis

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>>389017430
>wonder about all this shit but no conclusion fits my taste
>playing Digital Devil Saga I'm introduced to the cncept of solar data being recycled and all that happens when beings die
>sounds cool
>realize I'm getting my spirituality ideals from a fucking videogame
And yes, I know, DDS is based on Hinduism and all.

>>389017518
I would rather die in the process of saving someone else, like jumping on a grenade or something

At least then my death would mean something

>>389017698
Mcdonald's brings out the darkest parts in people.

>>389017694
Experiencing black nothingness would still be a form of consciousness

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>>389016453
This made me smile.

>>389017623
Nothingness is non-experience. I know what it is to not experience. I do it every night.

>>389017779
Beta to the end.

>>389017690
I'm trying to not fap for a month, I've been fapping almost every day for years and my balls can't take it anymore they are mushy and not solid anymore.

>>389017701
Your integers are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs numbers such as yours.

>>389017701
Kinda.
We went through a similar thing in 2010, and we'll have another one in 2038.

You really should research shit before mouthing off about it.

>27
>people I knew in highscool are probably starting families
>here I am jerking off to Tracer blowing a horse

What an odd turn of events.

Unironically the best thread on /v/ right now

>>389017352
Yeah just keep getting mad at cartoons, eventually you will be happy I'm sure

>>389017958
It's nice to see /v/ being genuine about how much they hate existence, but also fear death.

>>389017954
>26
>people I knew in High School have made their own lives
>here I am still jerking it to Lucky Star porn and playing games for children

Death doesn't sound so bad now, ne?

>>389017954
32 here, still a useless faggot, welcome to half our generation.

>>389017430
>close your eyes
>plug your ears
>hold your breath
>you're already feeling it
>it's just interrupted by your sensory inputs

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>itt

I'm not mad at the cartoon, I'm just making an observation. Seriously, think about it. It's exactly the same as mlp but with different wrapping paper. You seem to be pretty defensive about this though. I didn't mean to bust your 'rick and morty is the holy grail' bubble.

>>389018052
I just wish life was even half of what the bullshit adults fed me when I was growing up.

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>>389018152
You sound like this fuck, and just reminded me of how much this fucked me up the first time I saw it.

>>389018249
I remember when I used to use all or nothing reasoning instead of just vibrating in tone with the uncaring void.
Won't you vibrate with us?
Wiggle with the emptiness.

bunch of god damn man babies

the only thing you nogs need to worry about is supporting yourself, that's it.

>>389018346
Thats some LISA crazy guy wisdom right there

>time goes by and kids are going around getting laid at younger ages each new generation
>24 years old and am still a kissless handholdless virgin

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>>389018152
That's both scary and oddly comforting.

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>>389014732
>way back in 2009

NO

>>389018449
At least be happy you didnt ruin your youth with teenage pregnancies

When you die you get reborn in the game that you've clocked the most hours in your whole life. How fucked are you?

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>>389018565
Runescape

>>389015954
The ladder.

>>389018534
You fulfilling those dreams son?

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>>389018449
26 here, been kissed twice neener neener
Last time was 10 years ago, I think I've forgotten how to. It hurts to exist

>>389018052
I think no matter what, even if you're religious, most people are always going to fear death. Death is scary, no doubt, but I also believe that death is not the worst thing in the world.

>>389014260
Here in Switzerland, McDonalds started putting PS3 kiosk systems in their restaurants back in 2007 and started removing them around 2009. I remember every McDonalds had this motocross game along with some rubber duck game, mainly because every other game on PS3 at the time was le mature shooter with gritty theme.

I like videogames

>>389018624
No dad, because you never pushed me to accomplish anything when I was young and needed direction.

>>389018664
So why are you here?

>>389017954
>never bother to swap phone numbers or anything with friends throughout school
>lose all contact with all my friends when I move partway through high school
>make new friends in new town
>go out of my way to get everyone's numbers on the last day with the intention of keeping in touch
>years later, never called any of them even once

Still run into some of them at the store sometimes and catch up, though. Not that I ever have much to talk about.

>>389018634
Humans naturally fear death, there's no going around it, wanting death is a mental illness.

>>389018664
Fuck off idiot

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>>389018565
borderlands 2
>get to be a subject of jacks slag fuckery

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>>389018565
>either one of them Spyro games or the first Animal Crossing

>>389014574
please fuck off I don't want to be old

>>389018692
You pushing the blame of your personal failures on your loved ones again to numb the pain again son?

>>389018565
Pokemon Emerald, Pokemon Sapphire, Pokemon Crystal, Pokemon Stadium 1, Borderlands 2, Twilight Princess or Minish Cap.. Not all that fucked unless I get Borderlands.

>>389014574
STOP TALKING

>>389014574
gg in successfully derailing the thread into something much more wonderful

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>kids who were 10 when demons souls came out can post on /v/

>>389018645
I remember a McDonalds in Zurich having a demo for Sonic Unleashed that ran at 60fps in some areas but would drop to 15fps. I also remember vomiting in the toilets at that same McDonalds afterwards.

>>389018624
>never had any dreams
>even when I was in kindergarten just said I wanted more episodes of a show I liked

>>389018565

>>389018751 here, actually, important question: are we a protag or an NPC? If NPC then life would be fucked up.

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>>389018856
In less than a year kids born in 2000 can post here

>>389018770
No dad, I'm calling you out on being a shitty father. You didn't teach me anything, you didn't encourage me to pursue anything, you never had a talk with me about the birds and the bees, you never took an interest in anything I tried to do, all you did was sit on your ass and watch tv and yell at everyone when your dumbass lost the remote.

>>389017352
>But I'm an edgelord who refuses to watch
The edgelords are the fans not the detractors. Rick and Morty constantly relies on gore, graphic violence and characters bringing up sex acts to carry it while having few to no jokes that can be considered clean.
The fans hold this fact up as some testament to how the writers keep it real but it's all just trying too hard to be "mature".
Throw in the atheism preaching and you've got the perfect fuck you dad show for kids and man children who want to be adult but don't know what that means.

>>389017430
If Big Bang theory is to be believed, the universe will renew itself over and over again, expanding and contracting. I would like to believe that after enough spatial cycles, our exact universe, solar system, and genetic DNA will be replicated. To live a life over again. It's what keeps me going anyway.

>>389018624
I am fulfilling my dreams, but it's still scary. That guy would have been like 4 when I first started using 4chan.

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>>389016441
>lie in bed every night thinking about death
>try to picture what it would be like if I simply stoped existing after death
>no thoughts, no visions, no sound, just a black void of nothing
>accept that even if this is what happens when you die, I shouldn't care because there would be no way for me to care

Death is scary.

When is the world going to be good again? Are we living in the downward spiral phase?

>>389018907
You're reborn into the universe so it's the world but it's not like you're living inside a video game. Your destiny is up to your own volition.

>>389018970
You hiding behind expectations of a fantasy world where everything is set up to be convenient like some kind of cheezy sitcom where papa makes everything better and life just clicks? You thinking that your lot in life can only be blamed by the circumstances of your youth, even though it's clear you know what's wrong and how to fix it? You think you can hide forever in the imaginary cloud of guild and shame to excuse your own personal and pathetic lack of ambition?

son.

>>389019041
The concept of time itself is a scary thing.

>>389018994
>universe dies and is born again
>millions and millions of years and very specific circumstances happen before I get to live again
>all so I can replicate the mistakes and bad choices I made before because I have no prior knowledge of my past life
This sounds like hell on earth.

>>389015065
at least the screens are easy to clean

>>389018907
>were all NPC's in a highly advanced vrmmo set in an urban time where its impossible to distinguish players from AI

>>389019047
once civilization collapses will be living in the stone age again for a while. It will be like fallout without the radiation.

>>389019269
Yes dad, fuck you.

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>>389019047
The world has never been good. You cavemen ancestors beat their neighbors to death with rocks and sticks over disputes. Then they moved on to swords. Then guns. Now we're at nukes. Human nature will never change no matter how many faggots preach peace and love. Even the nicest of men can become killers if pushed the right way.

>>389014910
>kids who were 11 when angry birds came out can post on /v/

>>389014260
Imagine how fucking greasy those controllers would be

>>389019362
How much longer do I need to wait for civilization to collapse.

>>389019383
Stop depending on people that hate you.

>>389017430
>You start life again but with all the wisdom and experience of your past life.
This would be the best or worst option depending on if you could move on from past relationships.

>>389019443
If you successfully become the POTUS you can collapse it whenever you want

>>389019397
The only thing that's really changed is that technology allows us to be human faster and faster.

>>389018565
>Runescape or Oblivion

Do I get to be the MC or am I just an NPC?

>>389018449
Try 25,

At least I'm going to be a rich fag soon starting my job.

>>389019047
I don't know when the world was good per say, I think it's just a matter of preference.

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>>389018565
Either Morrowind or Dark Souls.

I hope to god it's Morrowind.

All I have to fear is this.

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>>389019448
>You start life again but with all the wisdom and experience of your past life.
>you lose it once past your early infant years due to a glitch

>>389014260
is this america??

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>>389019448
Fuck, I don;t wanna sound like a broken record, but I'll keep bringin those games up cuz I love em: Digtal Devil Saga deals with both those issues.

>>389019243
I'm gonna marry Kiki!

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I feel old at 21 when I see an 18 year old. Oh god it's going to get much worse.

>>389019526
This is the objectively the best time to be alive in history

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>>389018565
>GCN Animal Crossing

>>389019617
Preference.

>>389018565
Either WoW or MH
Not all that bad either way.
Unless 'reborn' doesn't include being on a similar power level of a player character. Though being a lowly civilian in either world isn't too bad either.

>>389019523
I'll be 25 in 3 months, I can't even get a job even from the most entry level places. I was even rejected for a weekend cashier job at a gas station.

>>389019617
I disagree.

>existential crisis thread
>and I have two kids
It's so hard being a dad and thinking that you're gonna die and nothing will matter

>>389019526
The world was good when you woke up to see whatever toys you got for Christmas/Dia de Reyes/WhateverGimmeToysDayYouHad, got whatever loving adult you had to assemble things with you and play, with not a worry in the world. No school, no bills, no matters of the heart. Only play and joy. At least in my opinion, which is maybe wrong.

>>389019617
>bunch of nations having a dick waving contest but are too pussy to kill each other
>the entire state of feminism
>far left/far right both being dipshits
>general IQ keeps going down and HARD
>schools are shit at teaching anything
>absolute retards are allowed to vote
>4chan keeps getting shittier and shittier
>generic isekai/highschool battle/ecchi anime released and rehashed
sure

I remember the Alfy's Pizza one town over from my home had Gamecube kiosks with Melee and Sunshine and whatnot the last time I was there for a middle school friend's birthday party back in 2007 (I'm 24 now). The same establishment held onto their N64 stations well into at least 2005, from what I remember.

>>389019632
What is it about those damn pickles?

>>389018970
At least your dad did that. My mom remarried a man in like '05 and literally all he does is eat, sleep, and watch tv on the weekends. All week he goes off to work, typically out of town. I'm like 85% sure he's cheating or has cheated on my mom which makes me really mad cause my mom had a rough ass life.
>been my father figure since 2004ish, maybe earlier
>literally has never been a part of my life in any meaningful way other than a paycheck
>never talked to me about sports or girls or anything
>first outing we had was him taking me and my brother to kmart to buy new underwear and he was really snippy and impatient
>we were like 8 and 10, maybe
>"guy's night" clearly not in his vocabulary
>his "lead by example" is sitting there and not saying a word for hours and it actually fucking rubbed off on me and I resent him for it honestly
>have been on car rides with my mom who is very talkative and she has told me "it's like riding with (step dad)"
I think I hear my step dad say like 25 words over an entire weekend unless he gets a phone call. He literally is only income at this point.

>>389019726
Fucking this right here man, I'm so mad about this bullshit. A place my friend works at 3 minutes from my house has had a sign on the door for like a month now and I've been in there like 4 times and the very first time I picked up an application, the second time was me turning it in on the same day. No call. I go in and talk to someone, they tell me they'll give me a call. Nothing. I talk to my friend, he says idk. Friend messages me the next day, said a dude came in for an interview, for the only position I didn't apply for. I have 1.5 years of register experience and 3 years of janitorial and stocking work and they're looking for cashiers and stockers/janitors and it's pissing me the mcfuck off. Gonna be 24 in like 2 months

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GOD ISN'T REAL

>>389019823
>The same establishment held onto their N64 stations well into at least 2005

I really hope they had mofuggin Battletanx. Just the thought of going for pizza with friends and playing Battletanx is wonderful.

>>>389019617
>>389019819
i also forgot
>lootboxes are a welcomed practice in vidja now
>paid mods
>early access
>survival sandboxes

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>>389019819
Those are laughably insignificant to the problems people had to deal with only hundreds of years ago

>>389014260
niggers unironically

>>389019993
God may or may not be real. But it's an objective fact that American society has become more shit the farther we push away a religious moral compass and values. American society has never been more degenerate than it is right now and we are likely living in the demise phase. Because if you don't remember, wide-spread degeneracy is one of the signs of a dying society.

>>389019985
How is your friend not getting you in? People always get hired through connections so your friend probably hasn't really tried to convince them to hire you.

>>389020207
I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE MORTY

>>389020052
Kind of this. Can you imagine living in a time when people tried to sell you radioactive stuff for your dick only for it to fall off? Or when life expectancy for humengs was like 60? Fuck that.

>>389020251
Kind of odd to complain about a 60 year life expectancy in a thread about people in their mid to late 20s craving death.

Shit guys, I just want to go Amish and raise a family already. I've given up trying in this society.

>>389020251
>trying to imagine dying from polio, TB, or scarlet fever in this day and age
It feels weird man

>>389014260
by being in an inner city mcdonalds

>>389020342
Very very true. Something about going out on their own terms or some shit?

>>389020506
I wish I was born in early farmer days. Just tending the land, being outside, taking in nature's bounty and beauty. Then having a nice farmer neighbor girl to marry and start our own farmstead.

I'm so fucking sick of modern society.

>>389014260
They're like that because YOU'RE PLAYING IN A MCDONALD'S BATHROOM

>>389020609
I wouldn't mind dying young if I could have a purposeful life like that.

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>existential dread

>>389020789
>the thread

>>389020220
I feel like that's what it is. When I went in to get my application I spoke with the boss and my friend was actually helping him do stuff so we all got to talking a little bit. I made the guy laugh pretty good too, I thought it'd be smooth sailing from there. Apparently they had just been talking about me but after that I haven't heard anything else. I just don't wanna go back to food service again. Come to find out my friend is trying to quit via finding another job, so if anything I'll be his replacement. Which sucks cause I've never worked at a job where I knew literally nobody, but it's something I'll get the fuck over in favor of a paycheck.

>>389020789
I don't fear death, I'm waiting for it.

>>389020609
then go to Arkansas or some shit

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>>389020609
>just realized that all the valley girl bullshit that females do nowadays would never(ever) happen in olden society
hell i might still be straight in another time

Before it gets axed, I just wanna say that it's really cool how we're talking about something deep and meaningful on 4chan, and on /v/ of all places. It's kind of like having actual friends, in a sense. Like we're having one big stranger sleepover. Take it how you will.

>>389014260
>>389014286
Nothing a little thermite can't fix.

Seriously though if they're not going to have someone clean that sort of thing, in vain, they should at least have a station where you wash your hands going in and out before use. I know it'd be a hassle for whoever has to keep an eye on the customers and the customers, but at the very least it keeps your attraction in, well, attractive condition.

>>389020845
Once society needed to stop working for basic survival it was all downhill. You don't put up with any stupid shit when you need to make sure you'll have enough god damn food for the Winter so you don't die.

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>>389017430
I'm honestly fine with whatever happens. If it's nothing but darkness, or an endless dream, that's a paradise in and of itself. Waking up from a simulation is honestly the only thing I wouldn't like because I would be waking up in an unfamiliar location with no memory of my former self. I don't know who my family or friends were or even who I was, and that scares me.

I believe in souls and a reincarnation of sorts though. I believe spirits choose their vessel after it's birth, partly because of my decision making: I'm always late to pick and stuck with leftovers, and I picked the ugly baby with the single alcoholic mother in the middle of bum fuck nowhere in a dying country because no one else would and my options were limited. I believe this is also why children don't retain their early memories.

>>389020909
>we're having one big stranger sleepover.
wrong
>nobody is begging to be sucking dick right now

>>389020909
It's good to talk about but with real people, none of us are here.

>>389020909
I wish /v/ was like this most of the time. I legitimately want "/v/ is for shitposting xD" fags to die in a fire.

>>389020845
>just realized that all the valley girl bullshit that females do nowadays would never(ever) happen in olden society
>that'd be nice
>in an older society I would have also been kicked aside and left to rot for being relatively weak willed and socially inept

Fuck

>>389020909
Do people talk about death in sleepovers? I thought they just painted their nails and talked about boys.

>>389020975
>triggering my ptsd from when I was in the boy scouts
stop

>>389016984
Yup.
But it did give us Office Space

welp, I don't think I'll be sleeping this night...

>>389021075
>traumatic
not
>ecstatic
alright ill stop

>>389020996
I fight a lot on 4chan I've realized...

>>389020251
>life expectancy of 60 years
The life expectancy was only 30-40 around a few hundred years ago.
That's far scarier than "only" 60.

>>389017353
Jesus Christ. Just Wikipedia that shit before you look retarded.

>>389021136
Me too, senseless shitposting seriously makes me fucking man. And the general attitude that it's acceptable makes me even more mad.

>>389021043
You never had a sleepover with guys?

Well good night /v/, I need to sleep.

I don't like black people.

>>389021075
oh yeah, Camp Geronimo 2002, it's all coming back to me

>>389021043
>painted their nails and talk about boys
Last I remember, I wasn't a gril. But whatever floats your boat.
jokes aside, what's more fun than having an honest talk about your mortality, eh?

>>389021181
In Turkey just a century ago it was 49.

>>389020845
>>just realized that all the valley girl bullshit that females do nowadays would never(ever) happen in olden society
That's a negative, chief.
There were always the daft, it would always happen, what you mean to say is it wouldn't go without consequence. That's what's changed really, it's less so anything new has been introduced to our little group and more that the way classes bloom and blur has made it so the inheritors can face little risk for their decisions. Hence whereas before it would be wise, if not integral, for an intelligent and wealth many to raise children of equal status it's no longer the case.
People can come into wealth and security with little learning or work depending on their background and connections, which means they can then support children they rub off on or others like them in their circle.

>>389021043
>in an older society I would have also been kicked aside and left to rot for being relatively weak willed and socially inept
I appreciate people being somewhat self-aware when reflecting on these things, but one has to consider to begin with that in an older time some of us might not even get the opportunity to be born and those of us who are might end up very different from how we are now depending on the conditions.

>>389021213
As a child I constantly changed schools and I was (still am) socially inept, to a degree. All my info about sleepovers comes from sitcoms and cartoons.

>>389021136
Same here, but I also get good games recommended to me once in a while. I wouldn't know about Baten Kaitos without some fucker here telling me.

Particles will replace us and we will not be human when we die. This is what ive told myself would happen. Ive the universe is repeating endlessly then the compostion of what makes us think could be replaced identically after the point of our death. But the chances of that form being a human body are slim. Might be some weird animal thing. We might die instantly again.

>>389021279
>oh you just need to do it when no one is watching
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>389020220
This.
Recently rehired for a job I had in high school. The general manager remembered me from before because my dumb ass got arrested while making a delivery. Hired right back on. Also persistence is good. Go there every day to check on the application process. Pester the fuck outa them.

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>>389014574
Fucking BS

Time is artificially contracting. You're not 18, kid. It took me way longer to reach 18 than it did for you.

>>389014260
>>389014286
damn I barfed a little

>>389021468
>Time is artificially contracting.
is this a new buzzword?

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>>389021468
fuck time dilation and its bitch ass shit

>>389021323
I know I would have made it but any complications during birth and your time here is done.

>>389021623
>no Gainax bounce gif

Disappointing.

>>389021512
And think, those controllers have been used by hundreds of people, but I;ve seen some that end like that just from regular household use. Fucking terrifying.

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I'm scared PC Bros...

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>>389015475
>oh no, he's indirectly making me question my belief in invisible men in the sky
>Better bust out the PICKLE RICK!!! XD that'll show him XD

>>389021745
This thread is about death, and boobs are life, anon.

>>389021912
>replying to a post from 2 hours ago

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>>389016237
>weed and lsd
>abusing

>>389021623
I like 80s anime, anon

>>389022021
I'm not as vain as you, anon.

>>389016381
lmao

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>>389022095
80s and 90s anime good yes yes

>>389016385
fuck i love cookies
you should just kill yourself anon
eat cookies first though

>>389022214
bless ranma. Even if he(she) gave me a very weird dilemma

>>389018565
>dying violently for eternity is my punishment for using TF2 idle servers

>>389015236
I'm cool with dying, it's actually helped me become braver in a morbid sort of way.

>>389018886
>a demo for Sonic Unleashed that ran at 60fps in some areas but would drop to 15fps
that's how unleashed PS3 normally runs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>389022615
Yeah, 360 was locked at 30, right?

>>389014260
>>389014286
>touch controller
>die two days later

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>>389022018

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>Nickel Nickel growing up
>All sorts of oddball arcade games
>One was an ambulance game
>Go one day to find some kind slamming the stick shift back and forth
>Just watch the kid out of a combination of disdain and genuine curiosity
>Kid finally notices my glare and leaves to ruin another machine

And that was the day I began to be wary of kids. Kids nowadays are destructive little monsters.

>>389022653
yep.

>>389022029
If you smoke weed all the time then you become tolerant to it and you barely get high anymore and the highs don't even last long

>>389016537
Are you me?

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gen z will never know the feel of having a '90s-tier-gorgeous waifu

great thread

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>>389014574

>>389021468
When you hit 21 you metaphysically lived half of your life because you time perception is altered in regard of when you were a kid.

>>389018565
This is probably gonna be Everquest 2
Time for rat and lizard waifus

>>389022767
This is a Christian image board! Enjoy your ban.

>>389014574
I've come to the conclusion that once kids who were born after the year that I first started browsing 4chan can post here I'll finally turn the gun on myself.

>>389023174
>yadda yadda yadda time perception yadda yadda were a kid

The units of time are shorter.
>mississippi one
>mississippi two
>mississippi three
>...
>mississippi ten
>oh shit the clock is 1.5 seconds ahead compared to when I started counting

>counting too slow yadda yadda yadda
STFU I'm right.

If matter/energy cannot be destroyed, arnt we eternal?

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>>389018565
>When you die you get reborn in the game that you've clocked the most hours in your whole life. How fucked are you?
>in your whole life
>thinking Team Fortress 2 but I did spend basically all 4 years of Junior High playing a mud called Aliens vs Predators, a permadeath PvP only game where you must have murdered 300,000 people on your own.
The graphics would suck, but I could live out my dream of murdering people for a living.

Being a max level human sniper who has never died once or even been hit despite it being the shittiest class in the game because I used speedwalking aliases, a trigger to flee when I saw someone enter the room (which some people call botting), and more gay shit to be unstoppable sounds nice. I could totally get away with everything. More OP than Dexter. Like the Punisher. I'd probably only murder people who deserved it.

JK, probably.

>>389023670
No.
If the math checks out, in our universe the interaction of matter/energy is why anything happens at all, but will eventually cease due to the expansion of said universe.

>>389023670
Is our consciousness energy? Or whatever we have inside that defines who we are?

>>389023492
What did he mean by this ?

>>389014574
No, mcd has a Restaurant of the future project which makes sure that they always have current gen tech in stores, currently that is android tablets and interactive games based around Kinect & DLP projectors. Old shit gets ripped out and scrapped pretty quickly but most of it gets destroyed or stolen by customers way before that and gets gutted immediately as per brand SLA standards.

>>389014574
tfw 12 in 2009

>>389023865
We're brains

>>389015181
What do you expect, the whole system is based on bids by third parties and the deciding factor is a 50yo project manager who has only ever played solitaire on a win95 toshiba satellite in a travel lodge once

>>389022907
Oh, I getcha now anon. It's just 'abusing' is usually used by old people to mean using ANY drugs.

>>389014260
Millions of retarded kids with ketchup on their hands

>>389014668
>>389014732
>>389016683
might as well kill yourself now because you're only gonna keep getting older

>>389014260
You couldn't pay me to touch those fucking disease covered controllers.

>>389024657
We're all too pussy to end it ourselves

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>>389022551
death is much less of a problem than dying itself, imagine drowning or some bullshit

>>389014574
Look mom I replied too

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>>389014286
>p-please... k-kill me... i-i don't want to be hooked up to this machine any longer...