>Play healer >Get complimented >mfw

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>tfw i thank my healer if i think it's a girl for the extremely slim chance of having a relationship with her

>>389012826
kys fucking homo gay

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>>389012826
>support sets up a good play
>dps kills everyone
>dps compliments the support
> MFW i was the support

>>389012826
>play healer
>carry team
>team trashes you
>get kicked
MVM was dead on arrival

>>389012826
>play as a support
>flame my carry for playing like shit

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>>389013978

>>389014108
>being the bullprepper of videogames
lul

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>play gears of war
>teammate needs reviving
>he downed another player just before he went down
>take his kill then revive him

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>playing support
>carry retards hell bent on being self-destructive
>get shit on for not helping to DPS
>mfw

>>389012826
Tanks are just as skillless yet fundamentally important, but because its men who play them, they don't get easy compliments. Why don't you healers return the favor? Why the sexist double standard?

>>389014370
Probably best way. Can't get killed while reviving someone.

>>389012826
>get complimented
>not sure if sarcasm

>bantzing with the boys about fucking up during dungeons
>shit on eachother whenever dps/tanking fucks up
>nobody ever shits on me for fucking up healing

Is this what it's like to be the token minority friend?

>>389012826
i give compliments all the time it has proven to be very effective in boosting morale and performance of my teammates

>>389014498
>
I find that people don't compliment each other at all. It's just a meme

>>389014498
really made me think

>playing OW
>mercy doing a good job healing with clutch ults
>after the match is over say "nice healing slut"
>get reported and banned

never again

>>389015089
>playing OW
Well there's your problem

>>389015089
kek

>go on video game discussion boards to post anime girls and act like a sissy

Don't you have some discord to erp in?

>>389015089
>playing OW
stopped reading there.

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>play healer
>always top leaderboard
>mfw

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Alright, I leveled a tank. How do I acquire a healslut?

>>389017251
Literally ask for healing, healsluts like to feel like they are needed

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>>389017251
>>389017486
>healslut is actually a guy

irl

>play 8 man raid in DCUO
>we fail the boss and someone blames me
>has the most healing and am towards the top of the ranking overall
God I hate people sometimes

>Healers
>Female
TF2 did it right

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>>389015089
>once heard a guy in voice chat in Quick Play keep calling our Mercy things like this and asking them to suck him off
>the Mercy player was a guy with a deep voice who wasn't even responding
>the other guy continued to talk to him lewdly in the whole healslut context
>mfw

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>>389014204
Is this the scene from Muv Luv when Yuuko offers the protagonist a gun so he can mcfucking kill himself?

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>play tank
>Blamed for everything.

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PvP and GvG is the only point of any combat-based online game, including each and every MMO. All PvE activities exist merely to boost your success in PvP modes.

You must clear PvE content consistently and effectively. MMOs are literally the lowest skill ceiling game genre, all you have to do is ignore casuals and farm/grind.

Your real character is your PvPer. A good PvP character must be good in most areas to a certain extent.

I don't get those threads. MMO PvE content is absolutely acephalous once you figure out how complete a raid/dungeon/grind a particular spot/etc. How can you possibly Heal/Tank/DPS wrong?

I've never played support
What are some games where I could play a healer? No mobashit and no homo

>>389019624
Team Fortress, Battlefield
Honestly I'd say Overwatch because it's an FPS, but people keep saying it's a MOBa so yeah

>>389019190
The real truth is anyone who plays MMO is a casual shitter

>>389019624
what's the point of healing if not for cock

>>389019759
I could try playing mercy but I hate letting others down
good healers really help, it is an important role

>>389020000
nice quads

>>389020000
Quads confirmed for homo

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>>389019972
I have seen and personally performed displays of mastery in MMO PvP that would normally only be seen in fighting game tournaments or rhythm game circles. Do not underestimate autists that play these games.

>>389020000
Quads speak.

>>389020000
cock it is then
can we skip the healing part?

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>play dota
>playing support
>do pretty good as usual
>do everything to secure my carry kills and farm
>win game
>everyone just says gg as usual
>friend requested by carry at the end
>"just wanted to say you were an awesome supp"
tfw

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>>389012826
>be a fat neckbeard
>make a thread acting """"cute"""" and posting anime girls on /v/ attention whoring
>mfw

>>389020406
sure

>>389020578
Don't be a thirsty bitch.

>>389020313
lol who the fuck talks like this jesus.

>>389018580
can i talk lewdly to you in voice chat

>healer in a group is a girl
>always buff her first when reapplying
>well on my way to sleeping with her

Get on my level

>>389020640
whip it out

>>389020958
I'm a girl actually, sorry

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>>389012826
>Play healer
>Get insulted
>Mfw

>>389021054
ewww

>>389020578
>The support is the best player on the team
>Stacks so many camps that Sven has to be fed
Why are supports so much more important then carries?

>>389021054
L O N D O N
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N
D
O
N

>>389018580
he was wanking

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>Playing a healing support
>Not playing a damage/debuff support

Its like you want to suck off your team or something

>>389018641
Doesn't she offer him the gun so he can shoot her?

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>Be DPS aka The Legendary Wild Card
>Shit on kids
>No one every congratz me for my awesome skills
>Get shit on
>Everyone shits on me
>Hit on Healers
>They always have a tanky bf
>Hit on other DPS
>They always want to be the dominant one so it never works out
>Whenever I get a cute friend it's always a fucking BR

Being DPS is suffering. We are forever alone.

>>389021838
Its because you are fags who only care about killing. Tanks and supports care about letting others live.

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>people unironically calling me "daddy" and being flirty while im trying to tank

I know you fags do this, please dont.

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>play healer and do a good job at it
>tank doesn't reward me with his dick

>>389023631
hmu

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>>389023878
r-really?

>>389024362
No, fuck off faggot

>Be Tank
>Be completely apathetic to the healer.
You don't need to be praised for doing your job. If you get pissy because of this then me and the DPS bros I grouped with will kick you without a second glance.

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>>389024409
oh...

>>389024362
yes, you sound thirsty

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>play medic
>teammate is fucking braindead and walks right into no man's land
>"wow I died wtf is the medic doing"

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>>389012826

>Play healer
>Tank pulls the a third of the dungeon and then goes into DPS stance
>DPS don't use their AoE skills
>No one dodges anything
>mfw

>Messy push forwards in BF1
>Reviving and healing like a motherfucker
>Get calmly complimented by dickhead who had been yelling at me for opening my mouth five minutes before
>Yeah that's right bitch, you're lucky I don't discriminate.

>Play White Mage
>Everyone runs out of range of Protectra and Shellra
>The Red Mage doesn't Refresh you

>>389025289
Get good white boi

>KF 2
>play medic on suicidal
>whole team is completely disorganized
>they aren't playing effectively
>give them passing tips to play better
>"shut the fuck up what do you know"
>stop healing them and of course they die
>go battle medic and solo every wave until they leave

>>389025952
Never try to tell someone how to play if they don't ask first. Trust me it sucks but you just gotta move on.

>>389026267
Not tru, if you arent a dick about it people will listen to your advice and learn to correct their mistakes.

Unless they are slavs/children that always take everything as a personal insult and sperg out

>>389024541
hmu hmu hmu

discord?

>>389012826
does your mom know?

>>389022027
>Tanks care about others
lol

Just play the game you fucking FAGS.

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>>389024541

>>389014370
more like TEARS OF WAR! that niggas always cryin

>>389026816
>Taking hits for others

>>389026572
>get "tips" in LFR on WoW
>the guy giving me tips is literally the most casual kind of baddy who probably doesnt go above that difficulty

People think they are right in the advice they give out a lot more than they actually are.

>>389027675
This makes tank feel stronger and more important than everyone else

>>389025952
I literally allways go Zerker because he can solo a almost full health patriarch when the rest of is dead. It took me half an hour but I did it

>>389027794
Yes and everyone begging for heals makes healers feel important and incharge

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>>389012826
>playing TF2
>playing Quick Fix medic
>dumbfuck soldier spams medic repeatedly, and once I'm healing him he rocket jumps right in the middle of the team bringing me with him
>get assholes torn apart
>stop healing him for the rest of the game
>he starts bitching on mic, I mute him and continue playing
>get banned for "Admin disrespect"
>turns out the faggot was an admin

Fuck playing any kind of healer in any game.

>>389027959
>begging healer for heals
that never happens

>>389014204
is that an ak-47

>>389028036
If team needs a healer I pick engie, if my team cant keep a dispenser alive then they cant keep a medic alive

>>389028080
>Implying
>>389028036
Have you seriously never seen a dps scream WHERE ARE MY HEALS, and then you just dont give them because tanks need heals and dps needs to evade

>Play OW
>Stuck in high silver
>Only a week left to make it to plat for golden Mercy gun
>See video on dick sucking theory
>try it out in game
>win 80% of matches afterwords, making it to plat in three days

All I had to do was suck a little dick in team chat

>>389028204
Uhh, why would I need to evade when there's a healer to just heal up the damage I take? If the healer isn't shit I shouldn't even need to evade.

>>389028351
>Playing mercy
>Not playing Lucio Zen or Anna who can actually defend them self

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>play medic
>most kills, revives and score
>literally carry my team to victory with my high impact

Being a medic in Battlefield games feels so good.

>>389028429
If you were'nt so shit I would heal you, or you could ask really nice and maybe I'll consider it.

>>389014210
He's more like the nigga that holds the bitch down

>>389028491
Battlefield 1 has done medics right. It made no sense in BF3 and BF4 for the medic/assault class to have some of the best and most versatile weapons in the game.

>>389028558
If I die it's your fault for being a shit healer.

>>389028491
Is there any reason not to pick medic in this game? Its literally the best class.

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