Why is he smiling?

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>>389011270
>tfw as a boy I used to pull my pants down in the pool when alone and shove my ass against the underwater jetstream

>>389011360
Who didn't desu

I'd smile if my name was rob o too

Bidets feel good man

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>>389011270
Why are the bad guys so adoreable in this game?

Prostate orgasm

>>389011270
You ever got an enema from a sprinkler? Comfy as shit

>>389013364
>Mario falling for a known unapologetic trickster apologizing to get you do his dirty work for him.

If Junior were more evil, Mario's stupidity would have gotten himself killed here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdmjiA2k_K4

This was pretty much Jr's game

>>389013751
The developer on twitter hinted he's gonna have an even bigger role in the DLC.

>>389011270
stfu you fucking goomba

>>389011360
I'm almost 30 and I still do that

>>389013726
Wow it's almost like its a video game you autist

>>389014475
Video game or not, that was a dumbass thing of him to do.

>>389014418
>>389011360
thats how you get pink socked

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The amount of shout-outs to things in the game is unreal. I had to laugh and sigh when I saw the description to the Jurassic bomb car.

>>389013592
... Have you?

>>389014558
While Ubisoft may be overall cancer, they can really knock it out of the park when they feel like it.

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>>389011270
He felt the pleasure that you get when something thrusts inside your ass and massages your prostate.

>>389011360
I did this with our spa at home as a kid, but with my peanus of course, and realized it kept feeling even better after keeping it on there for a while, and also that I was able to speed things up by imagining choice scenes involving Jan from the Brady Bunch, but assumed it was because my dick was being filled with water, so I'd yank it off before bursting with the excess water/climaxing

One day, it felt too good to pull off, and I came, but thought I was just forcibly-ejecting poolwater from my bladder, and I did something destructive to my body. Even after that, I still did it to climax once in a while, thinking I was destroying my bladder in the name of pleasure. I once had a dream that I died because of this, so I stopped

Once I learned about sex from a copy of some generic porn mag one kid took from his uncle, I went back to it daily

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>>389011360
>tfw did this
>tfw water in me bum
>feelsgood.jpg
>shit it out, wait a second somethi-
>oh no
>chocolate bar drifts past my gaze
>nobody notices at first
>hide it in the corner of the pool
>after a while, my aunt inevitably discovers the brown torpedo lurking in the corner
>of all ten people in the pool, including kids younger than I, everyone somehow JUST KNOWS it was me
>deny it but they still blame me
>still get shit for it from my siblings to this day
fuck this gay earth

>tfw own a bidet

I barely have to buy toilet paper anymore. Only use a few squares to pat my butt dry. Its the best.

>>389015737
When I first came to Japan I wondered why people would even want to use such a thing, but not I can't imagine not having it.
So glad absolutely everywhere here has a bidet attached (along with many other controls).

>>389015864
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00A0RHSJO/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

This is the one I have. Took a grand total of 10 minutes to install. I love it.

>>389015642
You sound fat.

>>389014558
I don't get it

>>389015998
I have that one with heat. Feels good.

He's happy because he doesn't have to hang out with the abusive dickbag koopalings
http://we-just-love-being-mean.tumblr.com/post/164870662610/heres-some-new-footage-from-the-minion-quest-mode

>>389020089
wth that's fucked up. I think. Bitch isn't holding the damn game very steady

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http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

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>>389013726
>unapologetic
He seemed very sincere this time around tho.

>>389011270
That nigga's backside is clean as a whistle, I'd be smiling if I was in his place.

>>389011360

Nigger i still do that, especially with the shower hose, jet of water on your butthole feels therapeutically good.

>>389015193
Same