>About to play portal >look up playtime

>>388998710
It's only ten bucks and there are some side things to do, so I'd say it's worth it.

>>388998710
Lolollololol XD

Ahem

Wat is hes name? XD

I've played it for 295 hours.

>>388998710
so /v/ whats he ordering. i think hes asking for 4 hoagies

Hasn't everybody already been give Portal for free by now?

>>388999641
Thread-killing Theo
"Four Hours" Ferris
Siete Peso Sanchez

Its strength is in its brevity

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I finished it in 2 hours taking my sweet time. Wtf do you do for 4 hours?

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>>389000635
Unless they're referring to Portal 2?

>>388998710
Pissed Pablo

>>388999641
Shitposting Sam

>""""""""professional"""""""" video game review man
>first console was a 360

disgruntled domingo is a joke

>>388999641
Nigger Norris

>>388999641
Enraged Despacito

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>>388998710
>want to replay portal
>remember Chamber 18

>>389004424
It's fucking easy.

>>389004424
>being so much of a nerd that you know all the chambers by name
um, ew?

>>389003663
Please stop using racial slurs.

>>389004692
saying nigger is part of my muslim culture, you bigot. i bet you voted for trump

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>>388998710
>hasn't done a game review in nearly three months
>is waiting to review Destiny 2 since the first game's review is his highest viewed video
>"Fuck these money hungry developers, am I right?"

Don't worry anon the playtime is a lie XD

>>389005203
5 DOLLARS!

>>389005203
His excuse is how long it takes to make the skits, but the skits fucking suck.

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>>389004586
I can't do this part consistently.

>>389005203
>first JonTron
>now Assblasted Alejandro
Who's next?

>>389005347
Just alternate yellow and blue portals. Don't shoot the same color twice.

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>>389005203
His D1 review was pretty entertaining though. Seeing him rip Bungie a new asshole and kill all the obnoxious pre release hype was satisfying. Hoping the same for the sequel desu

>>389005628
I know what to do, I just keep losing track of myself or the portals in midair because of my horizontal momentum.

>>388999543

>paying full price for a PC game
>paying full price for a PC game that was 90% off during the last sale
>paying full price for a PC game that was free multiple times over the years

For all intents and purposes, Portal is not $10, because nobody would pay $10 for it. Even if OP was too stupid to get it when it was free, I'm sure he would never pay the highest possible price.

>>389005739
You barely need to look around for the platforms. The first two will appear in front of you if you look into the entry portal, and the last two will appear a bit to the sides.

>>389005956
By the time I've shot the next portal and looked back down, it's too late to steer myself into the old one. Maybe it's a mouse thing.

>>389005203
And he even gets mad because people wants to watch more game reviews.

>>389006157
Your mouse sensitivity is too low if you have to make steps with it too look around.

>>389005382
JonTron uploaded a video a week back