ITT: Video Games Confessions

>>388991787

I think Ubisoft is a good developer

She makes me hard, EVERYTIME.

I know I like it in the butt, but please. Forgive me for getting a normie boner.

>>388991787
I defend dark souls 2 on both Reddit and /v/. Normally I make threads like "why was it better than 3" I also spam the "things dark souls 2 did better than 3"

No one can stop me.

>>388991787
MP3>MP2>MP1

>>388991787
my nigga hulk got on the brazilian jesus piece goddamn tho

I really hate turn based combat and don't understand why people l like it beside nostalgia.

>>388991787
I really dislike Japanese games. Their UI and menus are always god damn ugly and shitty.
Their writing belongs in the trash and any person who likes Japanese games should have their throat slit and all of their limbs crushed with a giant hammer.

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>>388991787
it's over 1000 hours now

me and a bunch of people on tumblr come here to start SJW threads and also make false flag threads

i have never played a MOBA, not once, not even for a minute, despite wasting bandwidth on downloading one.

i watch The Examined Life of Gaming's videos regularly and agree with his points much to the chagrin of /v/

>>388991787
I hate Nintendo and the companies shitty management. Their games also don't interest me anymore besides Botw which I got for the Wii U. I seriously irrationally hate them now.

>>388992070
This is objectively true.

I enjoyed the SAO games, with exception of Lost Song and Accel vs SAO

I also enjoyed Thi4f once I turned on Classic Master Mode

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>>388992212
>>388992295
none of these are wrong though

the goblin is pleased reading these posts

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>>388992382
>>388992160
>>388992101
you three

the goblin is angered

>>388991787
>played Andromeda solely because fem ryders default face gave me a boner all game long
>anita sarkeesian gave me jewish nose fetish
>half of my favorite games are korean mmos
>i've just yesterday deinstalled all my sex mods from new vegas after painstakingly setting everything up all week long because getting raped every 5 seconds was just too much of a negative distraction

>>388992070
I like turn based combat and in games that give the option for both I usually choose turn based even if it's easier.

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>>388992045
This sin is unforgivable.

I never enjoyed videogames.
I only play them to shitpost here.
Sometimes I don't even play them.

>>388992607
Goblin has shit taste and is a literal nigger, I'm here for Father Hulk

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>>388992045
Max Payne?

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>>388991787
I'm sorry Father for I have sinned, I have enjoyed a video game

>>388991787
I have bought, and will likely continue to buy, every single mainline Pokemon game. Both versions.

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>>388992632
the goblin is heavily disgusted

>>388992738
the goblin bets you play quake 1 with the fucking music turned off

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>>388992786
I'm thinking Metroid Prime

I haven't played a video game in two months

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Made a stupid purchase and bought a few neptunia games.
They're horrible.
Low budget shitty jap games are my guilty pleasure though.

My highest played game is less than 300 hours and I thought I was playing too much to get that high. The sum total of all my games is probably more or less about 1000 hours

>>388993051
Quake 3 Arena actually, but whatever floats your boat shitgobbo

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I believe Capcom was in the right when it came to canceling Mega Man projects. Inafune was sucking up money from other prototypes to fund MML3, a game that wasn't even properly green lit.Universe received nothing but bad reactions from the press and fans from it's initial reveal. It only received sympathy after Legends 3 was cancelled, but I still clearly remember people saying "good riddance" after Universe cancellation was announced.

None of the Mega Man games sold enough to keep the franchise alive, even with low sales expectations to justify a sequel. The quality and variety of the titles wasn't even an issue during the last days as some fan and critical favorites came out such as Powered Up, ZX, Star Force 3 and 9 and 10. Despite a push in quality and an attempt of freshing up the franchise, the public interest just wasn't there. Capcom only managed to make people care about Mega Man after canceling.

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>>388993321
your post is so objectively right that the goblin now has super powers.

he will grant you one wish and only one wish. even if you wish for more wishes, too bad, he grants only one.

>>388992045
I seriously want someone to counter argument this. Aside from nostalgia shit and narrative the game is miles better than its predecessors.

>>388992101
Damn so anti-weaboo kids are THIS edgy. Nice.

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I enjoyed NG3.

>>388991787
Sarif did nothing wrong

>>388991787
Anita is cute.

>>388993463
Weebs should be hanged

>>388992040
I don't get why people say bloodborne should be on pc when we already have DaS3 basically same thing. Actually it is same thing reused assests galore.

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>>388993541
the goblin is powering up to smite you

only trips can stop him

>>388993321
By this logic Kojima also deserved to be fired.

I agree.

>>388991787
I liked House of the Dead Overkill.

>>388993583
Face my trips foul beast

I like Fallout 3

>>388993583
die

>>388993738
The goblin respects your opinions and will allow you to pass his gate.

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I haven't completed a game in ~10 years
I don't know why I even bother buying/downloading them

>>388993581
Because they're different games, obviously. They play completely different and have different mechanics. Even if they had the exact same mechanics the areas and bosses are still different so people would still want to be able to play them. This is pretty obvious.

DS3 is actually my favourite in the series and BB is my least favourite tied with vanilla 2, so they can't be that similar.

>>388991787
Witcher 3 is the best game in existence

>>388991787
I played WoW for 10 years, and never leveled a character from 1 to cap without boting until a couple months ago. Two pardons please, Father.

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>>388991787
PM'd u the fix :)

I don't think sonic 06 is that bad of a game. Sure the npc missions are annoying, especially due to the constant loading screens involved. Sure, there are many glitches and the game is unpolished. Sure, the story is a joke and the realistic people felt out of place. But if the core game had more polish it could have been at least a 6.5/10 game

>>388994754
>I don't think the games that bad
>ok everything about it is awful
>but if the gameplay was better than it actually is, it could be a slightly above mediocre game.

>>388991787
I failed the 5th emerald on Sonic Mania and quit. I'm sorry

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>>388991787
I took this screenshot for this thread. I can't stop.

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>>388993414

I wish Amy Rose was real and that she was obsessed with me and not Sonic

>>388991787
I really enjoyed Brink, for some reason it was the only shooter that I picked up and was just naturally on point with, and the character models and customization options are still leagues above most games today.

I really liked dark souls 2 and bought it 3 times (ps3 release, pc version later, and sotf release)

fuck you /v/, I liked it

The Last of Us is my favorite game followed by Half-Life 2 and Ocarina of Time. I also think HL2 is far, far better than 1
I've played through Human Revolution seven or eight times and Mankind Divided three or four times. I played the tutorial level of the original and dropped it because it seemed like a slog to get through and looked like shit.
I love Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask, but can’t stand any other game in the Zelda series. Twilight Princess is alright, though. I got to the 3rd dungeon on Link to the Past and gave up on it because it bored me.
I played through DMC1 once and disliked it despite playing through 3 and 4 countless times.
I’ve purchased and thoroughly enjoyed every game in the God of War franchise
I'm terrible at Overwatch but manage to make it into Master rank every season only playing Mercy/Lucio/Zen.
I write shipping fanfiction
I unironically think Whiplash is the worst movie ever made.
The only RE games I've played are 4, 5, 6, and 7 and I have no intention of playing any of the older games
I played through FEAR 2 three times but gave on the first one after 2 hours
I watch Oney Plays, Super Mega, and Game Grumps. I also think Danny is funnier than Jon and that the show improved significantly when he replaced him.
A few years ago, I played through Arkham City 10 times over the course of 2 months.
I have over 300 hours in Left 4 Dead 2, 99% of which is solo play.
I thought Watch Dogs 2 was okay.
I cheat all the time in online multiplayer games. I pubstomped in TF2 for years with LMAOBox

>>388991787
Fapped to Chrischan shirtless
Twice

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>>388991787
I've spent $200 on NA FGO and planning to spend more. I'm weak to anime titties

>>388995575
>A few years ago, I played through Arkham City 10 times over the course of 2 months.
Why?

>>388995204
obviously you didn't read my post at all

>>388995575
well hopefully you at least realize you have shit taste. I'd ask you to honestly stay on reddit.

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>>388991787
I have never finished a western game before and I can count on one hand how many western games I have played.

>>388991787
I liked Shadow The Edehog videogame.

I'm gonna buy Destiny 2 on the PS4 and PC.

>>388995405
Why?

>>388991787
I feel like the world is slipping by me, things that used to make sense don't anymore. People cheer for what angers me, there so many bad decisions being made constantly worse as time goes by. My hardware keeps getting better but the software keeps getting older, I keep going back to games older than the target audience of new games because the new ones manage to fit less content into more megabytes. I was an outcast and found fun in playing games, now I'm an outcast in playing games. Sometimes I think it is me that is the problem, but then another microtransaction mechanic gets introduced to a game that didn't have it before. It's not me, it's those that are not like me.

>>388996279
Cringe

>>388996148
They're still releasing stuff to develop. My goal is a true 100% with no cheating. So when they stop updating the game I'll stop playing.

Right now I have everything released developed but there's at least 1 item that they've put in the game that isn't released yet. Plus there's a locked emblem(Kojima) that's probably unlocked through disarmament but as things stand now I've given up on that. Until they put in some decent anti-cheat and rework the nuke tab/blockade system.

>>388996405
he's right tho. neo games are shit

>>388992710
Being a phoneposter is 10x worse though

>>388996481
Yes but older ones are worse

>>388993427
>more tanky controls
>literally no more than 15 minutes of gameplay can go by without a cutscene thats usually at least a minute up to several minutes
>the story is less engrossing, less personal for max
>in-engine cutscenes are worse and stylistically worse than predecessors

>>388991787
Over 2000 hours in Dota 2, its be better just to smash me instead.

>>388991787
I own several RE, DQ, EO games but have never finished one.

>>388992045
This is true for Mario Party

>>388991787
i'm going to buy destiny 2, and most probably i'm going to have fun with it

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>>388991787
I had a nightmare where I actually bought PUBG and played it

>>388996606
It has never been so bad that I don't even want to play the new games for free because a single video makes it evident how shallow and high fidelity everything is. I keep playing old x-com games and total annihilation even though I could click a button and have the newest hot 99.99gigabyte game to play for the next 6 hours until I finish it.

>>388995724
This deserves punishment, at the same time, you are wasting so much money that such thing is already one.
Anime titties are powerful. I feel your pain bro. Let's wait for Alter jeanne together.

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Until a couple of years ago, Boogie was my role model and I even sent him money multiple times in twitch.

https://www.reddit.com/r/rule34/comments/6nh5nb/urbosa_blowjob_nodusfm_the_legend_of_zelda/

I really look forward to upcoming games of this year.
Battlefront 2, Assassin's Creed Origins, Shadow of War, South Park Fractured But Whole etc.

>>388993990
Goblin I demand you smite this troglodyte

>>388992045
This is universally true for Mario Party but I'm curious to find out why you liked prime 3 more than the two others.

>>388993569
hat's your problem.

>>388995551
This is a good thing almost

Me and a friend were playing mvc3 and Felicia gave him a hard-on, so I sucked him off while making cat noises.

I have never played a Zelda, Metroid, Castlevania or Mario game. I've only ever touched them for a few minutes at a friends house, that's it.

>>388992715

That's not a confession, that's /v/'s bio.

>>388991787
I recently bought the Fortnite early access bundle for $150 only to realise it's going free to play and the game is also shit.

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>>388991787
Even though I acknowledge that FFXIII is a downgrade in almost every aspect of the classic FF, I still love it.

I cannot for the love of god figure out why people like X so much. I like the combat and the music, but the story and characters are so bad that I can't bother to even finish it.

Fuck XV with a 10ft pole. I'll never not be angry.

Bamham it's my favorite vidya series. Related to that, i'm pretty hyped for the PS4 Spider-Man game.

Carlos is my favorite RE guy (fuck Leon). Moira is my favorite RE gal, and i haven't even played Revelations 2, i just love her looks and her edgy attitude.

I think the ratio of good western games it's the same for eastern.

Haven't owned a single Nintendo game in my life, nor have i finished a single Nintendo 1st party title. I unironically prefer Sony shit.

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>>388991787
I make the same consistent post in every thread about a certain series here and on /vg/, questioning when a game taking place in one of the setting's major countries will finally be made

However I also know fuckall about the country I'm hyping for and fuck up basic trivia every time I talk about it, without exception, despite heavy worldbuilding being the series' main focus
My only solace is that nobody knows it was me spewing blatantly wrong shit all the time

I also loathe the fanbase since EOPs ruined it, but I'm wholly convinced by this point that almost everyone else in it feels the same way

I genuinely enjoyed Infinite Warfare and Modern Warfare Remastered.

>>388995940
>>388991787
Just smash him hulk. Do everyone a favor.

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>>388991787
i play mmos exclusively

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Sometimes I get new games just to find out what I can do with them with cheat engine

>>388992508
i am glad the goblin is pleased please send the goblin my regards

>>388995575
Stop with this shitty copypasta.

I did one playthrough of DS2, summoned a friend for almost every single boss, then never touched it again

>>388996279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TbbvXK5QS8

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I still play WoW

>>388995940
if you are white pls die

I played Garry's Mod for more than 5 years. I administrated DarkRP servers, TTT servers, Sandbox servers, HL2RP servers, and PERP servers.

From this I learned nothing but to have the absolute maximum contempt for anyone under the age of 15 and anyone who even dares put half a bee's dick out of line.

Give me my pennance father. Or I'll ragdoll you and leave you to be ridiculed by the rest of your twelvie gang of multi-advert theives.

One year ago I imported Persona 5 and only made to Ryuji joining the party. Would of at least gone a lot farther if it weren't for school.

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