Splatfest

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>Invisifags still trying to push their invisible meme with mental acrobatics

Most people don't have that much of a dire need to commit crimes and/or go through that much hassle or don't think about the actual disadvantages about flight because they know they're not stupid enough to do actual things that would put them in jeopardy in the fucking sky.

Unlike invisifags who fail to realize that thermal goggles exist.

yeah, flight's kinda stupid without the super strength to go along with it

I literally only would want invisibility so I could sneak into the shower of every woman I personally know and masturbate to them

>>388990401
>woman about to undress
>"whoops! Almost forgot to put on my thermal goggles to make sure no creeps are around!"
>room lights up with at least 20 guys furiously masturbating

I want normalfags who picked flight to leave

I would commit a lot of crimes with invisibility. Not limited to snooping or stealing. Like people can't fight what they can't see you could attack them and they'd be mostly helpless

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>>388990012
>Invisibillionaires
>not Invisibulls

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I'm just happy I can join Team Marina this time around, knowing flight is the new ketchup.

I was torn; I'm a pearlfag but invisibility is the clearly superior choice

>>388990012
>Invisibility is the criminal's preferred power
>Marina is its' advocate

Well played, Nintendo. Guess I'm siding with the goblin again this splatfest

>>388990012

Private jets still need fuel, and that's a lot more work than flying.

>>388992934
Flight is gonna have all the shitters.

>Implying cold is a bad thing.

>>388993549

dunno, one would think that anyone post-puberty with a dick would pick invisibility

>>388990012

only a nigger would pick invisibility therefore OP is a nigger

Invisibility is the pleb's power.

I don't need invisibility to see naked chicks.

>>388993660
maybe so, but this is a kids game

>>388993660
You need to realise the west is so cucked, even beta males who would never land a chick would abstain from engaging in such degeneracy since it's not progressive enough.

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>>388993318

>>388992673
>Not fighting for Marina regardless of her popularity.
Disgusting.

>>388990401
Sweetie...nobody said the invisibility only applied to the visible light part of the EM spectrum...

>Pick Invisibility
>Never have to worry about food or shelter ever again.
>Have endless entertainment possibilities
Fuck yeah I'd pick Invisibility

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>>388993318
>Siding with the team of horse fuckers
Sounds about right for you.

>>388990012
>Invisibility
>implying all of you faggots weren't invisible in society anyway

>pick invisibility
>light goes through your eyes
>be blind
wooow

>>388993989
Oh fuck, don't tell me the furries are back
Reporting shouldn't be half the game

Anywho, I just don't like ketchup and flying is a way to avoid traffic while invisibility is purely for crime

>>388995008
>fly to avoid traffic
>get shot or kidnapped by the government
good choice desu

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>>388990012
Its 9pm central in my area and splatfest isn't up?!

Is something wrong

>>388993989
>S+5

shitter detected

>>388995513
ur rite ill shit on ur chest u lil faggit. ill host a lobby come fite me fuccboi 0377-4744-0936

>>388996387
>>388995513
yah thats wut i thot ur all talk u fuckin cunt

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>Buy the game
>Get to play exactly two matches
>Every other time NAT traversal fails
Thanks Nintendo

>>388996783
That's your own inability to set up a router, not Nintendo.

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where my flyboys at?

>>388996964
My router is fine, it works with literally everything else.

>>388990012
>instant personal stripper harem consisting of literally every woman on the planet when they change clothes or take a shower
so how do you deal with the woman freaking out when her door magically opens itself while she's changing or in the shower? or were you planning to break in and wait ahead of time?

>>388997305
invisibility automatically gives you the power to walk through walls since your particles don't interact with other particles

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>>388997486
>matter is made of photons
you heard it here first

>>388997486
>dont interact with other particles
its just photons actually, so no phasing

>>388990012
Flight is better for theft. It's about getting away not getting in you fucking idiots.

Flight eliminates my commute. It eliminates my car payments and insurance payments. Flight is so infinitely better you should fucking hang yourself if you pick invisibility. The ability to fly alone will get you more pussy than you could ever hope to see sneaking around invisible.

Did I mention YOU STILL MAKE SOUND BEING INVISIBLE.

You have to be so fucking stupid to pick invisibility.

>>388997781
You would get killed by flying in public unless you also have super invulnerability.

>>388997486
You are thinking about intagibility
Being invisible don't negate your physicall mass.

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>>388997781
>YOU STILL MAKE SOUND BEING INVISIBLE
>Marina would end up giving away her location when she accidentally lets the gas she has been holding in all day slip

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>japan gets red ink again

>>388998083
>invisible marina
>you can tell where she is by the sound of her splatting her ink zone and the smell of her choctopussy juices

>>388998238
NUGGETS MOTHERFUCKER IS IT EVEN A CONTEST WTF IS THAT BATTER I WANT TO FUCK IT

>>388998327
Go to bed Ronnie

>>388998356
shut up fryfag

>>388997876
You absolutely would not you fucking dunce

>>388990012
WHERES THE SPLATFEST?!

>>388998470
>be american
>steal a wallet
>fly away
>get shot

>>388998470
shouldnt you be in bed getting raped by a sand nigger, europoor?

>>388998625
It's in Marina's panties!

>>388998634
If buy a pair of angel wings you could trick people with guns

Say jesus want more money or some shit.

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>get caught with invisibility
>cops arrest you and send you to jail

>get caught with flight
>oh fuck nigga just took off


ill just become a millionaire by winning gold in every sporting event with my augmented jumping ability and acrobatics no sweat

>invisiloser fapping in a corner watching some babe undress
>suddenly flightbro flys in and just fucking abducts her for his rape harem located ontop of a fucking mountain cliff

yeah uhh who's actually thought this through

I don't understand why you faggots keep adding real life factors into fantasy

>but if you fly you can't breathe
>but if you're invisible you can't see.

No,it just works. You can't take something that isn't real and then limit it by physics. Its a super power.

You base your pick off which one you want more, not which impossible thing is more possible to achieve.

Tldr. If you want to rape women pick invisibility. If you want to rape women if different countries then you fly. But since you're doing illegal things you pick invisibilty, sneak in a plan and go take pussies.

And this is why the popular vote will be invisibility vs invisibility and it will suck.

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>>388997781
>Flight eliminates my commute. It eliminates my car payments and insurance payments

Fuck that; hope you love carrying everything you ever have to take from one place to another and being limited to what you can hold in your hands and maybe a backpack.

Flying is literally Walking 2.0, I'll be keeping my car, my cargo space, and my commute. I'm not gonna hold a laptop and shit for 30 miles in my hands, I don't givafuk if I'm in the air or not

>>388998356
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO RONALD MCCDONALD. GIVE ME SOME MORE JUICY MCNUGGETS.

THIS IS A SPLATFEST WE COULD HAVE IN AMERICA.


FUCK.

>>388999249
your flight powers won't stop us from just walking into your house, stealing your money and your gold medals

>>388999718
>fly to your house and take my shit back while you cower like a baby faggot, naked and crying in a corner
whoa

>I put a giant mesh up around my neighborhood which catches any flight fags.
>Have them fall onto a giant piece of fly paper where they starve to death.
Checkmate

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>>388990012
Damn right, only thing better than invisibility is time stop.

>>388999925
super speed > time stop

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Imagine being so much of a fag you want to fly around like that homo Peter Pan instead of going invisible and doing literally whatever the fuck you want.

>>388999892
>use my powers of gravity manipulation to make a mini black hole inside your wife's ovaries that renders her sterile
it was worth dying on this flypaper you little shit

>>389000102
>Rending my right hand sterile
Thank you for removing that growth inside my hand though.

>>388999836
nigga you never even heard of me, you have no clue where I live. meanwhile you're this world famous celebrity who can be tracked down with a quick google search

>>389000237
>nigga you never even heard of me
im sure we can track you by smell, sasquatch

>>388999304
>>but if you fly you can't breathe

That's reasonable though, nless you want to say that the superpower of flight will let you travel through intergalactic space too.

Still gotta breathe nigga

>>388990012
So, what I got from this is that Invisibility is for fucking creeps.

Yes, /ourteam/ indeed. Please go outside, Flight is the better option

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>>388998725

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>>389000026
>freeze time
>super speeder stops moving

>All there furfags, trannies and horse fuckers in this thread coming out to support flight.
Disgusting. Invisibility is the morale choice.

>>388997486
>go invisible
>your particles stops interacting with anything else
>cease to exist
Wooow... so this is the power of invisibility...

>>388990401
Who the fuck just has a pair of thermal goggles lying around?

>>389000521
>attempt to freeze time
>super speedster has already punched a hole in your head before your neurons fire

>>388990012
I've actually been convinced. I was going to pick flight, but the more I think of it the more of a useless ability I realise it is.

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>>389000887
>timestop
>sex girl while time is frozen
>violate every part of her
>she explodes from pleasure

>super speed
>cum instantly and scorch her insides

Assuming flight doesn't come with extra speed, it's a neat trick but functionally useless in our ground based civilization, while invisibility allows for exploits.

>>389000404
its just as reasonable to say you're blind when invisible, that's anon's entire point ya dingus

>>389001058
>cum instantly and scorch her insides
time stop would cause a nuclear explosion

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>>389001058
This nigga knows.

>>389000449
>Invisibility is for fucking creeps.

Well now you've gone and earned the top spot on my list of who gonna get raped when I'm invisible.

No homo, I'm just gonna violate your ass to prove a point

>>389001058
>timestop
>attempt to insert benis in bagine
>it's frozen so you just bump against her

>>389001434
>getting invisiraped
>hold on and fly into the sky
>drop
lol gg

>>389001567
>you then realize you were in a building and slam your head
>it is then much easier to violate you
lol gg

>>389001785
>getting nothin personnel kid'd
wtf are you a real person

>>389001504
>timestop everything but her crotch

>>389001423
A true hero.
>>389001384
>>389001504
I'm getting conflicting statements here.

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>want to use my power to go to disney world for free

>invisibility
>sneak onto airplane
>sneak onto airport-to-hotel bus
>sneak onto another bus from random hotel to park
>sneak past ticket scanner

>flight
>lol just fly there

this is the correct way to determine which power is best

>>389002015
>flight
>lol just fly there
>get shot by disney security

>>388990012
>instant personal stripper harem consisting of literally every woman on the planet when they change clothes or take a shower
But that's rapey.

>>389001985
>infinite acceleration
no dude there's no conflict, just massive explosions

>>389002225
And?

>>389002232
of semen

>>389002225

It's not rapey if they don't know you're doing it

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The bubble blower special makes splat zones really fun.

>>388990672
I erupted into laughter

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>>389002436
Fucking bubbles are pissing me off already, especially teammates who decide to stop everything to shoot the stupid things.

>>389002265
>>389002374
Rape is wrong, kys.

>>388993715
>Assuming someones race based on a choice
Can you fuck off

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Nothing about invisibility says it constitutes silence or grace. You guys are all lanky autsy fucks who wouldnt be able to help hyperventilating if you snuck into a locker room or some shit. Take flying and leave invisibility to those of us who can fucking do something with it.

>>389002594

>my eyes absorbed some light that bounced off a woman

>I'm now a rapist

powered up my pistachios

How do invisicucks intend to steal things when everyone is just going to see a bag of floating money saunter across the bank lobby?

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>all these furries on team flight

>>389003020
you stuff it up your butthole obviously

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>>389002964
Nothing about flying says it constitutes resistance to different pressure, oxygen or temperature change. You guys are all fat autsy fucks who wouldn't be able to help hyperventilating if you flew over your momma house or some shit.

>>389003020
You just run away.

IT IS TIME
HEAR THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2JfY-nVaqg

>flight fags already taking forever to fill up a room.

Enjoy invisibility vs invisibility fags

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>LET'S PAINT THE TOWN RED

>>389003538

>Already in a room
>Not taking a moment to listen to at least one loop from Off the Hook and let Pearl & Marina's sexy hip gyrations make your dick tingle

Bad form.

>no unique ink colors for the Splatfest

That was the thing that made the last one fun

>>389003328
A normal person can reasonably intuit what needs to be done in order to fly safely. A normal person isn't going to become fucking Corvo Attano just because they can turn invisible.

>>389002108
>get shot

america lul

>>389003795
Well flight and invisbility don't have a certain color

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>be flightfag trying to "explore the world"
>get shot by random hunter in the woods

>>389003795

blue makes sense for flying

transparent ink wouldn't really work for invis, and at least green contrasts nicely with the blue

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>First Splatfest Battle

>Push flightcuck's shit in pretty much to their spawnpoint

a good omen for the coming hunt

Why does anyone care about Splatfest? Its just ranked turf war.

Remember turf war is the worst mode

1.Rainmaker
2.Salmon Run
3.Splat Zone
4.Turf war

>>389003847
>A normal person can reasonably intuit what needs to be done in order to fly safely.

>Can fly
>But needs to take with him a fucking oxygen tank with him
>and a special suit or at least take hours to reach different heights so the pressure doesn't fuck him over
Nice "power" you got there.

>>389004475
>Why does anyone care about Splatfest
Shitposting rights. There's always counter shitposting, but deep in their hearts, the loser always know they're losers no matter what excuses they make.

>tfw you run into a level 50 permavirgin
Typical flightfag.

>>389004592
You're on a Japanese image board on labor day weekend at midnight. You can't really call anyone a virgin

>>389004475
Because it's fun

>>388999509
On your average day how often do you ACTUALLY carry shit?

Like I work in an office, bring my personal laptop in maybe twice a week and bring my own lunch from home in the same bag on those days.

Its just a laptop bag, which I have to carry on the bus anyway, but at least with flight I get there in 10 minutes instead of 40-60

>>389004835
I'm still able to look down on those autistic enough to have played this game that much when it doesn't even have that much content yet.

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Did they change Marina's dialogue? Isn't she supposed to shit on Pearl?

Why is Shifty Station so fucking small?

>>389004976
>I'm still able to look down on
nah, you're possibly more autistic because their autism triggers yours

>>388990662
My nigga

>>389005009
Translation team got their shit together after everyone complained it seems, along with adding a lot of new things for them to say.

>>389005009
Localization team got their shit slapped. There's a bunch of new dialogue for the old stages too.

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>There's a charger on your team

>>389005357
>charger stays on the lowest possible terrain
>watch them desperately rapid-fire as someone gets close and splats them
The only good chargers are Japanese ones.

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>>389004035
>be a invisifag
>try to steal shit
>people shoot at random
>a bullet reach your sorry ass
>blood path
>dead by blood loss

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>youre on a team with teammates using the bubble blower gun

you already know your sides gonna lose.

>>389005357
MLG pro splatoon player coming through

Seriously though, when you have a charger in turf war you're probably going to get your anus penetrated

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Flight fags are terrible

>>388990662
anon
rains and showers can in someway make your power useless

I am getting shit on horribly as team Invis. Holy fuck. I am getting the worst teammates and if not that I'm having people DC from my team. This is agony.

>someone with a female name on your team
Instant loss.

>>389005852
People bitch about this every Splatfest

Why don't you homosexuals just add each other on here, join teams and win if you're that worried about it

>>389005357
CAN'T

INK

IF

THEYRE

DEAD! :)

>>389005890
kys sexist scum

>>389005526
>>389005357
Level 10, what guns should I avoid using to suck. I mostly use the dualies

I think they're both pretty bad powers and don't really care if I win or lose. Hope the next Splatfest has better choices like pirates vs ninjas :^)

So far, as Invisible, gotten 9 matches against Flight and one mirror match. 6w/3l against flight. How's Flight doing? Mostly mirror matches or not?

>>389006026
>what guns should I avoid using to suck
The ones you clearly can't use.
What a stupid question.

>>389006026
aerospray or slosher. Have fun winning games my friend =)

>>389006115
I've had zero mirror matches as invisibility so far

>>389006175
Some weapons are pretty bad for turf war y'know.

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>>388990012
>mfw the new Shifty Station layout!

THEY NEED TO MAKE THESE NORMAL MAP ROTATIONS ASAP!

>>389005991
>Charger gets the least kills

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>Playing a match
>enemy team disconnects entirely
>Match ends
>I get a 30 point Power Level decrease

We have to pay money for this in the future.

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Tfw your friend is a flight fag

>>389006190
Well, I had one, but that was because the Flight team we were about to go against had three players that suddenly dropped out entirely. But I wanted to ask Team Flight about their match-ups, Wanted to see if this is an actual fight or not.

>tfw I'm too drunk and tomorrow I'll be too hangover to fight for invisibility team
I'm sorry

>>389006238
Oh yeah, that new stage was a lot of fun. I've ambushed so many people from the rising platforms.

>>389006290
Celeste is best DR1 girl

>>389006238
Never ever. Its as close as you'll ever get to super Mario galaxy 3. Enjoy

>tfw you squidbag someone for no reason and they squidbag back but it gets them killed
Mindgames.

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>>389006305
Your friend is smart. He joined the master race

>>389006175
So are all guns equally good and Injust pick the one that I like? That's what it sounds like you're saying

>>389006185
Okay, I guess I'll try that

personal flight will probably be technologically available sooner than working invisibility

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Why do furries make everything worse

>>389006617
Anyone can fly. You just have to throw yourself at the ground and miss, that's all.

>>389006665
no wonder I'm getting my shit kicked in

>>389006115

Invisible, 0 mirror matches, so far have won 2 and got my shit completely wrecked every other time. Giant level differences between teams.

But the game uses some interesting dynamic logic for matchmaking so I'm hoping it might level out in a bit

I can't get into a game, every time I queue up it finds 3 other people for team flight but the timer always runs out and kicks me out. Has happened 4 times in a row now

>>389006759
Guess Invisible is the underdog, unless someone from Flight want to answer, guess we really have to play harder than usual to win.

>>389006665
Blame mayofags for enabling them. If they lost, they wouldn't have come crawling back to shit up this splatfest.

>>389006774
Sounds like a personal problem.

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>>389006479
>my team is trash
>other team is good
>we are losing really bad
>one teammate gives up
>then a second
> a third
>all three teammates shooting each other at the spawn
>im the only one actually playing the game at this point

It's kind of sad seeing Aerosprays on both sides being obliterated by anything with range.

WHAT LORE DID 2 ADD?

WHY IS THERE A DIRTY OCTOLING ON STAGE

>>388990012
You can't fucking see if you're invisible.

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>>389006847
we're on both teams, faggot

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>>389006852
Real shit?

>>388990012
Flight is gonna win though if things keep going like they are, Jesus fuck I've lost every game I've played so far and I've consistently had the most kills and most ground covered. All the fucking shitters picked invisibility

>>389007043
Bullshit you are flight fag.

>>389006928
Saboteurs. They play for a little bit to throw off suspicion, then throw the match.

>>389006852
I wanna cum in her woomy.

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>doing pretty good, winning the match
>someone disconnects
>lose by a wide margin
everytime

>>389007183
no shit I'm on flight

>>388990012
You do realize that thermal goggles are a thing, right?

Invisiblecucks are pathetic

>Stuck on waiting for players
What, no kids playing at 1 AM?

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>three players on the enemy team attack me at once
>intentionally ignoring all three other members of my team who are trying to splat them
>they all die after me anyway
How is this even possible?

>>389007359
You mad flight boi

>>388999509
With flying, you are not bound to roads. You can literally go as the crow flies.

Wait, splashdown gets a fucking ink shield? It's like they want to fuck over aerospray even more.

>>389007452
Splashdown has invulnerability on the way down.
>aerospray
lol.

>>389007430

About your lame power? Invisible is winning anyway, invisinerd.

Post Powers
Flight Power 2049.6

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>>388990012
>>389007028
>>389000904
This, if you wanna talk about the realistic implications of having flight as a power like the thin air in high altitudes and cold weather then you also have to think about the realistic implications of invisibility. The biggest being that you need a visible eye to actually be able to see. You'd be a blind fuck unless you can selectively control your invisibility to only be a floating pair of eyes.

>>389007452
>implying

Golden Aerospray comes with a Baller. Place yourself at ground zero and activate just before they land their splashdown and guaranteed kill.

>>389007556
It needs a buff.

>>388990662
>Not raping them with your invisible dick leaving them to wonder what the fuck is going on

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>Having to resource to Aerospray because I been in a loosing streak.
>Start winning.

This is the most sour victory I ever hard. I feel filthy

>>389007583
I refuse to believe this. Every flight player I've seen except literally 1 has been level 20+. All my allies have been sub 15 or even sub 6

>>389007753
Your job's to paint, not kill. That shit range gets YOU killed.

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>>389007879
Resort

>>389007879
exact opposite for me. lost 5 matches straight playing aero, then switched to daulies and have been winning most matches since

>play great all day
>splatfest time
>suddenly on a 6 game losing streak, lost all but my first 7 calculation fights
please just fucking kill me. This game is bringing out the worst in me. I haven't raged this fucking hard since I kicked League of Legends.

>>389006935
their fault for not understanding the true zen of aerosprayism

>>389007928
It needs a buff so i can defend myself and not be a sitting duck.

>>389007990
Good for you. I been having too much loses, and I need the sea snails.

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I don't even care about the super sea snails since my favorite piece of clothing has a shitty main ability. Unless it's possible to get Fake Contacts without Special Charge up?.

I'm mostly just here for the 80's synthwave music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFG6770beMc

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>Team Ketchup
>win 90% of my games and crack top 30, easy

>Team Invisible
>lose 90% of my games so far

Ican tell this splatfest will be nothing but pain.

>>389008153
the real furries are on team flight

>>389008153
it's easier to sabotage the other team than try and win.

>>389008150
Check Annie.

>win
>immediate disconnect
Good going invisifags, it won't save you

>>389008150
That's not even 80s synthwave, you mong.

>>388995008
I've only seen one blatant furpost so far. There are plenty of anthro characters being posted, but I don't think most of them are even aware their stuff could be considered furry, let alone trying to start shit.

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>Choose Mayo the first Splatfest
>Choose Invisibility the second

Anybody else out there picking based on the actual choices and saving their waifu pick when that specific Splatfest arrives? Pearl's our girl!

Why the F U C K do all my fucking teammates stay in the square area right under spawn in The Reef? Even when we kill 2 or more of them they just bunker down right outside that little square and just fucking wait for the enemies to come back and wreck our shit COVER SOME GROUND YOU FUCKING USELESS MOTHERFUCKERS I AM SO FUCKING MAD

>>389008239
What?

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What happened to Plague's splatfest post? It was in my lobby for like a day and now it's gone. Did it get reported?

>>389008519
The mobile app had random gear with random abilities every 2 hours. You kind of just have to check up every day and pray.

>>389008519
The app has gear with different abilities.

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>>389008571
>>389008631

No thanks. I'd rather dump another $70 into Fire Emblem orbs than use that dumbass excuse for an app.

>>388999249
>get caught with invisibility
Impossible. No one would even know you did anything, let alone be able to catch you.

>get caught with flight
>oh fuck nigga just took off
And then that nigga got shot.

>>389008647
It's free, dingus, and you're just checking part of it not actually utilizing the shitty voice chat.

>Lose 10 games while on top of team

Can I go an squid now?

Never saw the hub during a Splatfest before, that's some neat shit. Too bad I can't join a battle because the servers are fucking themselves silly.

>>388990012
Do team battles always have fuck all people?

>>389008647
>I'd rather spend money on mobage shit than just check one thing, order my gear, and then use it

>>388999925
I know invisibility has it's own set of scientific reasons why it can't work, but time stop always freaks me out with the physics of it a lot more.

>Stop time
>Fuck a girl
>Resume time
>Dick catches on fire from all the friction instantly hitting it

Alternatively, you can't even move clothing out of the way, let alone fuck anything, because everything is stopped. Even if there was a pussy spread and waiting for you, trying to stick your dick in it would be like trying to fuck a crack in the sidewalk.

>normal splatoon
>takes 5s to get into a game

>splatfest
>only play 7 matches in an hour and a half

why do people like this again?

I don't really understand why Dualie Squelchers are even in the game when the .96 Gal is the same thing but kills twice as fast.

How's grinding for chunks going ?

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I'm seeing more furry posts from team flight, invisicucks got rused

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>>389008647
>I'd rather spend money on a waste of time and energy than use my in-game coins in a console game to order free shit in 2 minutes

>>389008535
it's almost like there are hundreds of posts that rotate

>>389008934
>spending your time reading squid Twitter rather than playing the game

>>389008912
Dodging, wider spray.

>>389009017
I was scrubbing my shirt

>>389007879

>Core game mechanic is using guns for painting & killing
>Variety of weapons available which paint & kill with various degrees of effectiveness
>Enter a series of matches where covering the most shit with paint the only condition of victory >Pick a weapon designed entirely for effectively covering shit with paint
>Somehow feel bad for winning as a result of picking the right tool for the particular job

>>389009453
b-b-b-but /v/ said...

i made a mistake picking invisibilty. lost every single match so far, and watching my team mates, its clear that they're either children or retarded adults.

I fucking love using splashdown during a superjump. Pretty much a guaranteed multikill, no one ever expects it.

>>389009531
2147 team flight and climbing.
I've seen so many dumb invisible fags.

>>389009531
fucking this

>>389008957
Then why do I see the same posts in my lobby, day in, day out?

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>>389009531
Yep, pretty much. My teams can never fucking keep track of the flanking on humpback or hold the center in reef.

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>>389009531

Fuck me why did I pick flight, I lost every fucking match how can we recover flightbros?

>>389008442

You ma nigga, nigga

t. MayoQueen and Invisiqueen-in-progress

>>389009859
Change your fucking filename already

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>>389009553
>teammate and I super jump
>he uses splashdown
>I emerge in the baller

>>389010129
>>>/ink/

Team Flight what are you using?
I'm using this sweet new forge splattershot pro.
Invisible nerds can't see the bubbles coming.

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Pearl is destined to win every non-demo splatfest.

Screencap this.

>>389009553
It's a great bait special, even after you used it once, nobody expects it even in the same match.

Buckets are gay as hell.

>run into three aeromemes
squelcher time

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What are you using, Team Invisibros?

I gotta know whose company I'm in when we lose.

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I actually like this for fitting in the theme

>>389010735
I've been using the Splat Dualies the past couple of games, they've been working so far.

>>389010864
Wait a second...

>>388993927
Oh darling, invisible means not visible! The "in" is called a prefix!

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>mfw people don't know how to react to the N-ZAP

>>389010929
Ran into a quad of invisible dualies and smoked them.
Dualies seem to be the go to of the weak.

>Invisiblefags have to run around naked and can't even fap while watching girls because it would make noise.
>Can't even get inside banks or people's houses because you can't open the locks and even if you could they could see it open.

What a useless superpower lmao.

>>389006465
BITCH, PLEASE!

Splatzones with moving platforms would be fucking awsome

>have the game in the bag
>last 30 seconds
>I and another member get killed
>other two play defensively now
>give up 40% of our inked ground because of it
every. fucking. time. I picked Invisibility because my gf wanted me to. Literally the last time I do that for this, Flight has fucking swat teams and I have kids playing cops and robbers. Fuck this dumb bullshit.

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Guys I need help!

How do I squidbag players without risk of a ban? I had a Mexican Standoff with a Roller for a good 15 seconds where neither of us wanted to peek out from behind cover and I came in for the kill after a teammate used their Armor super. How am I supposed to NOT squidbag that?

>>389011410
>I picked Invisibility because my gf wanted me to
why you gotta lie
you don't have a girlfriend
you didn't pick invisibility

>roads are too dangerous to drive
>fly
>lost in the woods
>fly above the trees, find where you are, and get back
>an animal or human is trying to kill you
>fly away
>on a boat that's about to sink
>fly
>on a plane that's about to crash
>fly
>want to get off a high mountain/hill without walking all the way back down
>fly

Flying can save your life at any moment. Invisibility is a meme power for virgin manchildren so they can touch little girls.

Team flight is so fucked lmao I've won most of my matches they're so bad

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>max level on my team is below min level on opposing team
>match begins
>3 of them those new cumbubble-jizzing dildos Sheldon's faggot ass started selling

>>389011575
>He says without posting power level.
Sure invisifaggot.

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>Humpback Pump Track
>enemy team has two octobrushes
>entire team can't keep up with two octobrushes flanking us

I'M GLAD THE ROTATION CHANGED, FUCK TEAM FLIGHT

>>389000026
>run at super speed
>hit a fly or rain drop or whatever
>explode
woooooooooooooow

>>389011493
I do and I did. She bought me the game, in fact. And I fucking regret picking invisibility.

>>389010735
Brella. shit works wonders for immediately retaking turf.

>>389011863
man you just keep lying

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Doing much better this time around. I'm up to 1979.6 and counting, hopefully. Gonna try to reach the old 2K before I hit Invisibility Queen.

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>winning elicits no reaction
>losing just makes me shrug and let out a sigh

feels.... fine

>TFW getting raped so hard I had to stop playing

I guess team invisible is full of shitters like me.

>>389011939
I miss that map so bad, and the mall.

>>389011969
I refuse to stop until I'm at 1600 at least. I might pick it up tomorrow but holy fuck I absolutely refuse to stop after being this humiliated. I WILL quit after a win.

>>389012069
>sub 1600
you're lying, post screenshot

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>>389012069
>1600

Wait, I'm nearly at 2000, and I thought I was a mediocre player at best. I don't even use tilt controls. What the fuck, man?

>>389012069
It goes that low?

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>>389011949
>le depressed gamer maymay

>>389012069
>1600
ahahahaha

>>389011427
I've yet to see proof of anyone getting banned for squidbagging, how would they even catch that?

>>389012317
its just the average amount of score you earned at the end of all your matches so far. So if your team is losing a lot then you'll probably barely be grazing over 1000.

>>389012426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jv3sGFs2rA

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>>389012069
>1600
My cap was 2072.7, how are you THAT low?

>>389012468
Still not proof of an actual ban.

Every fucking time fucking flightfags choke in the last thirty seconds
every goddamn time

>>389009531
Multiple shutouts on Invis. Flight has this in the bag, and we can't even rely on Popularity this time.

>>389012282
>>389012306
>>389012317
>>389012479
I'm not even remotely exaggerating when I said all my teammates end up being below level 15 or even 6 while all the enemies are 20+, even 30+ and I'm only 26.Invisibility was the wrong choice. I have literally won 4 games and I've been playing since 12:15. I can't post screenshot, too much hassle, but I have no reason to lie about this on fucking 4chan of all places. I'm consistently making it to the top of the board in turf inked and kills, but :
>>389011410
>>389009531
>>389008451 (before the stages swapped)

>>389012453
I'm almost at 2.2k, I just didn't know it could go down that far.

>>389012525
you dumbfucks couldn't rely on popularity last time either

>two rollers get our entire side while my teammates spawn camp the other two

>>388993715
They already have invisibility for 40% of a day.

>>388998238
>in the distant dystopian future 10,000+ years from now, Inklings still know about Transformers, Spongebob, Pokemon, and McDonalds
>Nintendo still exists even with the extinction of humans as seen in the 4koma
Maybe the future isn't all bad

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>>389012639
>almost 2.2k
Wish I could join you. I'm sub 2.1k because of some 50/50 matches.

>>389006852
>try to equip the vest to see if this is real
>"you can't change clothes during a splatfest!"
oh fuck off

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>>389012516
>Posts proof
>lol that's not proof

holy shit how are some of you so fucking bad

>>389012806
Just lost a flight v flight though.
Droped a little, but glad to know flight has might on its side.

>Be horny
>want to do something different other then fap to doujin
>drive to nearest college
>go invisible
>go to women dorm
>find showers
>start checking out sexy college women
>Start to get hard
>masturbate
>watch as some hot bitch starts washing her breasts
>about to finish
>go right behind her
>almost could touch her with my dick
>cum on her ass as she jumps in shock
>she starts getting confused
>looks in the mirror at her ass
>sees my cum
>she gets even more confused
>she takes a bit and grabs a bottle full of water
>empties it into sink
>she puts cum in bottle
>washes off fast
>walks out and reports it to the police
>semen is tested
>now wanted
>can't ever show my face ever again
Fuck that shit

>>389012897
>proof you can report people for "unsportsmanlike like conduct" (a nebulous phrase that doesn't specify the action in question) is proof of someone getting banned for said specific action
Not an argument.

>>388990672
Nice.

>>388990672
MY SIDES HOLY SHIT ANON

>>389012980
this is stupid. Unless the cops already have your DNA on file they won't know shit.

>>389013027
Not an argument that supports your narrow-minded one-track logic, you mean.

Can't wait to see flightfags despair when they think they'll win but they end up not winning, just like the last splatfest

>>388998634
>be american
>get shot

>>388998242
>>choctopussy

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>>389002108
>Disney security

Disney have their own PMC at this point.

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>team winning for the whole game
>spills their spaghetti at the last minute and end up losing by 20%

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>Play first mirror match of the night against other Invisibles
>One of them is named "Cuck Masta"
>Nigga squidbags like a muhfugga

I know you live on /v/, faggot.

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>all this arguing over who gets 4 more snails

>>388997781
assuming there are no other invisible people you would never get found out for being an invisible person, even if you made noise.

>>389013409
that's the way I'm trying to look at it to keep my sanity. 9th loss in a row. Have had 0 mirror matches.

>>389008442
Pearl is for degenerates. Fuck you furfag

>>389012716
LOL

>>389013237
Until Nintendo issues a statement or someone is banned, you can only assume.

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>get matched against a splatterscope, squiffer, e-liter and tentatek
>they manage to kill our whole team in the last 60 seconds
>each sniper systematically positions themselves in the perfect spot to continuously spawncamp us while the tentatek inks everything
>we lose by a mile

I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS FUCKING MAD AT ANY FORM OF EXISTENCE IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE

>>389013409
Shitposting rights, anon. Just like always

>>389013409
>Not punching a hole in your wall when your team fails you.
Do you have not have emotions mr autist?

How would you know if you got banned? For +9 lobbies I've entered, I never got into a single match. Always connection error. Like, my 4-man team will be completed, while waiting for the other team, bam! "A communication error has occured"

marina looks like she's wearing maries clothes

>>389013597
I keep getting errors like that as well. I think the servers are just fucked for the moment.

Anyone else seriously struggling to get in a Splatfest battle? I either get the "cannot connect to other user's console" message, or have very few people in the lobby.

>>388999249
>Getting caught while invisible
Are you an idiot? The only way this could even possibly happen is if you bump into someone more than once, someone literally sits right in front of your face and hears your breathing, someone throws paint/flour/some sort of blanket or tarp on you, or you run out into the rain or snow and someone sees the rain not falling in a human shape or snow on a human shape.

Even then in 60% of these situations people will either think they're hallucinating or that ghosts actually exist. You're the first person in existence to have invisibility powers why would they just assume you're invisible?

Meanwhile flight instantly puts a target on your back, all governments already watch for anything flying in their airspace bigger than a bird, and even then drones are tracked. Let's ignore the entire reality of you not freezing to death going at quick speeds or flies acting like bullets to your body if you're going fast enough, exactly how do you not think you wouldn't draw attention to yourself with flight? Even if you were as fast as the Iron Man suit and never got hurt or anything from the elements someone, somewhere would see you either fly by or land no question, and then how the hell do you get away from governmental agencies or hundreds of thousands of CCTV setups in various countries? This isn't like teleportation, you have to physically fly somewhere instantly outing yourself as having a special power. Not to mention whatever government that runs your country would immediately go to grab you and figure out how the hell you can fly ala X-Men, or you'd get shot/murdered by religious fanatics or the government.

Unless you literally land yourself innawoods and never use any sort of computers for the rest of your life and walk the rest of the way you are fucked.

>>389002964
>Be a showering girl
>Hear what sounds like someone breathing outside the shower
>Glance over the entire bathroom, see nothing
>First instinct is theres an invisible man watching me