Gottfried Ruins Gaming

>>388989787
I don't personally need any lines read, but I'll be damned if this thread dies without a single bump.

>>388989787

We need him and Bobcat Goldthwait doing more vidya VA.

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>>388989787
Pls sing for us Gottfried-senpai, I need soothing nap music.
WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY
VAN
YEAH THAT'S THE MASTER PLAN
DRIVE TO WOODS AND EAT CORN OUT THE CAN

>>388989787
https://youtu.be/g_6CSRG9ulU
"I know who I am, what I am. You look in the mirror, wanting to see the man you should be, hoping that if you catch a glimpse of him it'll help you turn things around. But wishing on something doesn't make it so. No matter how hard you try, it's always the same worthless piece of shit gazing back at you."

belated thanks to the patrick warburton anon.

>>388989787
https://youtu.be/Txb0GZkWBKA
"After you walk into a village and you see 50 children, all sitting neatly in a row, against a church wall, each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off, you realize that the creature that could do this doesn't have a soul. "

BOB SAGET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990

What are some games where the scales of justice are disproportionate?

>>388990940
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0FUsskuFSlG

>>388991212
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0dgU2XRcULl
Big shoutout to Warburton anon. I appreciated him coming in to take over once I left. I would love to collaborate on some fun stuff especially once he's back in practice.

>>388991737
"Please, listen to me. The Archbishop Lazarus, he led us down here to find the lost prince. The bastard led us into a trap! Now everyone is dead...Killed by a Demon he called the Butcher. Avenge us! Find this Butcher and slay him so that our souls may finally rest..."

>>388991980

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1scw3LrHEDS

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>>388989787
>Carl, learn to fly.
>"I'm on it, man, I swear" Same old broken record, Carl. But that's fine... because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight, Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present - big tube of lube.
>I'd love to hear you, Carl, I can't hear you. All I can hear is your brother's love cries as 8 kilometers of cock find its way up his ass. "Aaooowww", That's your brother, okay? No big problem.
>That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?
James Woods Anon when?

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>>388992093
Thanks, Gottfriedanon.

https://youtu.be/FN0gyMLw1Ms
1:16
episode 3 loading monologue

FEEBLE CURSED ONE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YYzflfNrPk

Based gottfried anon did me a solid last night with the skullface speech. Heres a bump my good man. Keep on keeping on

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>>388992273
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0JKQH7QLmQH

>>388992314
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1HSDNSkFhqk

>>388992417
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1We677BiZDD

>>388992642
Thanks anon, I had fun reading it. Truth be told, these threads exist until I have to stop or until people don't want it anymore, so it's all good either way. I get to live my voice work dream for a few minutes and I get to see people enjoy it, even if it's just text.

>>388993073
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1We677BiZDD

youre a god

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>>388989787
>Name and rank, soldier!
>You can't tell me, can you, fella? Oh yeah... I know why... It's because you're Viet Cong! I'm right, aren't I? You are nothin' but a filthy communist!
>You son, are gonna to tell me where the guerilla's hideout is...
>By the time I'm done beatin' information outta you, you are gonna be beggin' for death to come take you away!

>Transcending history, and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold. Sooouul Calibuur.

Brygenwerth. Brygenwerth. Blasphemous murderers...blood-crazed fiends...atonement for the wretches, by the wrath of Mother Kos...

Mercy, for the poor, wizened child...mercy, oh please...


Pronounced burgenworth.

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>>388989787
Yare Yare Daze

If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, 'cos he invented it! Then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!

Ill be god damned if i let this thread die.

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Here comes some more.

>>388993613
Double the deadrising in this thread. I like it.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s12zQyHo0gXA

>>388994089
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1C1FFdhfyU6

>>388994276
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1SJhUt02VqG
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1aINR0THn9u
and some Jiji...
https://vocaroo.com/i/s17vfDFL6k0X

>>388994370
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1bomUpZM3FV

>>388993619
https://vocaroo.com/i/s19uBqIS8eyn


Also, if any anons need some voicework done in general lemme know.

>Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such good size and all.

>It gets bigger when I pull on it.

>Sometimes, I pull on it so hard... I rip the skin.

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>>388994880
Thanks Gottfriedanon

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>>388994880

https://youtu.be/qV3PhvCf_Jg
Don't know if this was done yet since it is so obvious

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>>388995093
>tfw already recording this out of boredom and then it gets requested
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1PAiQvNtfQZ

>>388995270
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0gbNnS6YACO

>>388995604
It's been done, heard it in a past thread

>>388994880
Beautiful.

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"My name is Tohsaka Rin, and I am a magus."

https://youtu.be/H8qG4AlK1qk
I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT!

give us your best Teedus laugh. You know how it sounds

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The age of his reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved his name deep in the tablets of Hell across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting.

>>388996552
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LYrXkKjmwE

>>388996707
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qsk82thVed

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>This entire station was created over 10,000 years ago. Much of its technology is antiquated and inefficient. I look forward to updating it.

Gang gang gang minecraft

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"I'm detecting a large security force heading your way. It's the Grineer."

This thread deserves more attention.

IT'S TIME TO KICK BUBBLE GUM AND CHEW ASS

>>388996530
TOHSAKA'S ANUS

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"I'll get you back, evil boss!" John Freeman yelled at the top of lung

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

>>388989787
Not Vidya but.
>to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee

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>>388997095
I think the War for Cybertron titles were underrated. Me and my pals used to play the horde mode here and there. A good time. Transforming was smooth. Felt good.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0l4aWmcnse7

>>388997383
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1FZbPRcDqsm

>>388997849
It's ok anon. It's for the people who are here. No one else.

>>388998313
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vlxpNW1rm0

>>388998406
Colonel, I've been waiting.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1XGNxpabbe8

>>388997991
How you gonna do the Duke like that?

>>388991980
You fantastic motherfucker.

Have you been in anything recognizable based gottfried? Anything unrecognizable? You should be getting work.

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>>388998592
Moot bless you.

Just out of curiosity? Who else is in your repertoire? You have gilbert nailed down

You're a hero, Gottfriendanon

>>388998592
Could you do some Resident Evil 4 lines? I don't have any off the top of my head, but I'm sure there are plenty you could choose from.

>>388998592
FUCKING AMAZING

>>388999243
UN FORESTERO!

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>>388998592
What the pax man says

>>388999243
Salazar might be ripe for the picking now that I think about it.

Time, Doctor Freeman? Is it really that time again?

It was like Baghdad with g-strings

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Senator Armstrong plz.

>>388999243
https://vocaroo.com/i/s08lG9mhEdTA
And of course the most iconic line from the closing cinematic...
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1p3yyfUlNOx

>>388998790
I have only been in random projects people hosted online. Nothing really renown, and every project I was in that was more than one episode was dropped by the hosts. The only stuff I can ever guarantee gets released consistently is my own content.


I release dubs of comics from time to time, mostly Jojo but sometimes other stuff too. I also do some karaoke stuff while singing in character. If you guys ever happen across my content online, please don't post it here, as I would prefer not to shill or be shilled. That's not what I use this place for.

I've said it before but voice work is my dream. Though I do Gottfried stuff for laughs, I generally avoid doing impressions and focus more on finding a unique voice for each character. When I play through games without voice acting I like to figure out how everyone sounds. Makes for a really good experience that adds to the fun.

>>388999237
I have dabbled with Christopher Walken, Sean Connery and other such actors.

If I had to describe my vocal range, I tend to gravitate around characters portrayed by actors such as Chris Sabat and Patrick Seitz but of course, I'm not them, nor have I anywhere the same level of experience.

>>388999893
Anon, I did like 5 Armstrongs last thread. Here's the archive. >>388892178

>>389000129
You got me good with that closing cinematic. Thank you.

Steal a soul for a second chance,
But you will never become a man.
My chosen torture makes me stronger
In a life that craves the hunger,
A Freedom and a quest for life
Until the end of the judgement night

Bless me with your gift of light,
Righteous cause on judgment nights.
Feel the sorrow the light has swallowed,
Feel the freedom like no tomorrow.
Stepping forth a cure for soul's demise
Reap the tears of the victim's cries.
Yearning more to hear the suffer (of a)
Of a demon as I put it under.

Killed before,a time to kill them all
Passed down the righteous law.
Serve a justice that dwells in me,
Lifeless corpse as far as the eye can see!

Eternal Darkness autopsies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC_iOYvTBYM

>>388995608
holy shit, fucking beautiful

And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted—nevermore!

>>388989787
Not vidya related but I really would appreciate if you sang this song in your Gottfried persona.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP4eqhWc7sI

https://www.google.com/search?q=lust+for+life+lyrics&oq=lust+for+life+l&aqs=chrome.0.0l2j69i61j69i57j0l2.2782j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Only taking requests that are fairly short now, unless it's something that catches my eye.

Also taking cold read requests etc using not-fried voices.

"Don't worry Celica, I'll crush these bastards!"

>>389001483
https://vocaroo.com/i/s12EBTqNBceJ

>>389001429
Hey Gottfriedanon, are you able to do DBZ voices? Krillin specifically, but anyone will do, I have a request that would my friend's day

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

"Suck my dick. Choke on it"

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What is your purpose here, Arisen? If you sought to live you had naught but run and hide yourself away.
But then, tell me, child of man... what does it mean to live in truth?
To wage war against the passing days?
To pray to the unseen for a few breaths more?
To raise grand cities from stone, and spawn new life in turn?

Mankind has done this, yes, and more. But is the tapestry you weave truly of your own design?

"Am I dead? I don't feel dead. If this is what dead is like being dead sucks."

in your best Connery impression.

Gonna rest my voice from screams for a bit. All of these are not-fried.

>>389001839
Done in previous threads.

>>389001835
https://vocaroo.com/i/s17BUWBbuU2m

>>389001962
https://vocaroo.com/i/s00f1GQcUtT2

>>389001958
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1e3JPgMf4Eo

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>>389002273
Fuckin' solid, anon.

>>389002273
>James Bond finally meeting his match
grade A

>>389002273
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s17BUWBbuU2m
Oh shit my dude, that's spot on! Could I please get Piccolo saying
>Hey Goku, it's me Piccolo, look at my ASS
It's a stupid long running joke between us and hearing in that voice would be legendary

>>388989787
Does he actually talk like that or is it an act? Some interviews have him with the same voice too.

>>389002398
Thank you, anon.

>>389002501
Glad you enjoyed it.

>>389002527
Hope this is what you need.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0dyIj8eS24X

>>389002680
I'm sure there's some flair to it.

>>389002680
Its an act. He slips into it in normal conversation since hes been doing it for so long, but he has a tame speaking voice

>>388995608
10/10 holy shit I'm dying here

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>>389003065
>Hope this is what you need.
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0dyIj8eS24X
That's fuckin perfect, bless you

>tfw only voice I can really do is Sonic

>>389004470
Have you done a sonic 'shazbot'?

That wasn't a battle, that was assisted suicide

This isn't the real Gottfried is it? Could have fooled me based on the vocaroos I've checked.

>>389004470
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0aBrwRK2EAT

>>389004691
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1qia6td3uZJ

>>389003137
Enjoy

>>389004691
Nah, the earlier threads had some bits where you could tell it wasn't Gottfried due to how he didn't let himself go all out. He's improved a bunch, I think, since then.

>>389002273
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s17BUWBbuU2m dat vegeta tho got dam. bless u gottfriedanon

>>389004958
Yeah, I've activated my Limit Break on these. Just noticed that my sliding door was open, which explains why the parking lot outside of this complex was so loud.

I can only assume neighbors have had to tolerate this all night.

>>389005156
>having to live in fear that gilbert gottfried has an apartment next to yours where he psychotically screams about gay oral sex and recites random disjointed scraps of popular culture dialogue

>>389005330
lmfao my sides

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>>389005156
>I can only assume neighbors have had to tolerate this all night.

>>389005330
>>389005461

My roommates in uni were understanding. But I took a hiatus from these threads for a LONG time. They found it funny, back in the day.

In other instances of this shtick, there was one night I went to visit cousins in New York for a birthday, and they all got pretty fucked up. We hop in the cab and I am screaming like Gilbert, making comments about the current situation. One almost pissed himself, and the uber driver couldn't hold in his laughs.

>>389005801
wonder how gottfried himself does it for so long without hurting his voice

>>388989787
why is OP video not found?

>>389005916
I've performed as the plant in Little Shop of Horrors, and the secret is just conditioning. You do warmups, get yourself in gear, and prepare yourself BEFORE you start shredding your throat.

The plant was a really rough role, vocally, and the rest of the cast thought I wouldn't survive it. Here I am now screaming as a squinty-eyed comedian.

>>389006045
Posted wrong link, meant to post something else. Sorry, anon.

>>389004828
Here's an old one I found
https://vocaroo.com/i/s15xbmgGCAXj

>>389006220
Pretty good anon. Way past cool.

Now that the thread is in chill mode, what is everyone playing lately? I'm on Yakuza 0 these days.

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>>389006304
spessmens

>forget to remove name in other threads
God fucking dammit

>>389006658
Just own it, Gottfriedanon.

It seems our time has come to an end as the thread slips into the night.

Thanks for participating everyone. Drop discords and I'll be adding people.

>>389007179
No. I'm not going to namefag outside of this thread where it is relevant. There are rules here even if people can't fucking follow them. I'll at least do my part not to ruin this place.

Once I do it, another will, then another. I don't want to be that.

>>389007287
Nah, you're right. I was just kidding. Keep doing your thing here when you can. It was a fun time.

Alright anons, have a good night. Thanks for the good times.

Everyone is free to take over the thread and have fun with their own recordings. I love that sort of thing.

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>>388989787
If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!' Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo'!

>>389008615
It's literally already in this thread anon c'mon

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>>389008812
My bad, man, I skimmed over it. Thanks, you're beautiful.

>>389009050
It's ok anon thank you for being here. I'm glad it got read so you could hear it.

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>>388989787
Dear oh dear, what was it? The hunt, the blood, or the horrible dream? Oh, it doesn't matter. It always comes down to the hunters' helper to clean up after these sorts of messes. Tonight, Gehrman joins the hunt...
You're the best anon, thank you for these threads

Goodnight anons

>>388989787
>video removed
so what was it?
>>388991737
Good shit

>>388990687
This.

did he leave?
fuck i missed it for the second time now, ill never get this quote