>only Medic switches to Spy

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>BestPlayerOnYourTeam has disconnected

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>>388988151
>be BestPlayerOnYourTeam
>OnlyOtherContributingPlayerOnYourTeam has disconnected

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>People messaging you about fucking trading during the game

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>second best player
>autobalanced into losing team
>10 seconds before the game ends

>BTFO out of another player
>Switches to Pyro

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>>388987606
>only engineer defending switches to Sniper
>already 4 snipers, 2 of them being Huntsman

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>favorite communities are gone
>favorite groups are long dead
>tf2 friends offline 2342381 days
>no current friends still play tf2
>even find it hard to login to tf2 most days

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>>388988749
>dominate a Spy as Engi
>switches to Demo

>>388987606
Look man I only did it because nobody else was trying to take down the sentry nests

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>>388988942
>Equip Short Circuit
>Keep streets clean from the Scots

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>>388988151
>>BestPlayerOnYourTeam was autobalanced
>YOU were autobalanced

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fuck I miss tf2

specially servers with that goomba stomp shit

>>388989445
I miss saxton hale servers.

>>388989445
>tfw missed servers wiwth "DOMINATING"
>tfw missed Goomba stomping spies out of nowhere
>tfw miss rolling Infinite Ammo on Mario kart and crashing the server with the Crossbow
A-atleast i still got VSH

>>388989501

I liked em when it was limited to like 3 characters, I hated when they added characters with some random ass gimmicks

>>388989619
Yeah, good old hale, sniper and engineer only servers.

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>give out only secret saxton
>entire team stops playing to beg for gifts

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>Dominate 4 people as sniper
>They either change to spy or sniper
>All their Focus is on (YOU)

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>>388990174
W H Y

>>388990174
fuck ,that pic it's old...

>sniper/spy STILL has zero points

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>autobalanced to the better, more aggressive winning team

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>>388987606
Surely there's a few legacy servers right?
There has to be some way to relive the old times without the 6 gorrillion hats and alternate weapons

>>388991583
>There is someone making a "2007 Tf2" mod

>>388991583
There's TF2 Classic and TF2 Vintage

>>388991583
tf2c is a thing >>388991705
basically no community though because there's no steam release and installing is kind of a hassle

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>be a spy
>be good at it
>team thinks they can be good at it too
>team later becomes 4 spies

>>388992069
>cant move the payload due to very well placed sentry
>check to see if we have any spies
>theres 4 of them
>Switch to spy, destroy sentry and switch back in less than 3 mins
What compells newplayers to play spy

>>388987606
Is this game still fun?

>>388992810
Invisibility and the fact that they think it's easy to trick people

>>388989445
sleep tight pizza

>>388993004
The game itself is great, what abnoys,me the most is the community. People really don't care about winning, which is gine, but now it's like they ignore the objective, which ISN'T fine. You'll still get those intense close games with trash talk but expect games with people who won rather frag (or die) than cap

>>388994648
What about weapon balance?

>>388989253
I fucking love that background. Got anymore of it?

Forced class restrictions (like only 2 max of each support class) would imrpve the game significantly.

Prove me wrong

>autobalance
So I'm really the only one still playing, huh?

>>388995303
https://www.youtube.com/user/DisneyShorts

>top score on my team as medic
>next round there are 5 medics, for 10 minutes until they all give up and go back to sniper

>that rare moment when the spies finally team up and combine all their collective terribleness into the power of 1 mediocre spy as one of them goes up and backstabs the engineer and dies instantly, then the other one goes in and saps the sentry then dies instantly to a teammate, then the final spy stabs the pyro that came to the defense of the engi's shit while the sapper was still on it, before he dies to another of the engi's teammates in a futile effort as all of the buildings get destroyed


it's like a miracle of the world when something like this finally happens yet it's basically little more than a suicide mission zerg rush

>>388988887
I just play exclusively on skial ctf and nemu payload these days. At least you see good players from time to time you can get some practice against.

>3 people on your team with an unusual, including yourself
>gradually, can't help but notice how the other 2 dudes keep showing up near you and getting your back when you'd otherwise surely be dead
>literally nobody else is showing any signs of giving enough of a damn to work as a team besides these people and now you have to return the favor

>>388991583
>wanting to play 2007 TF2
>Soldier pre-gunboats/escape plan
>Pyro pre-airblast
>Heavy pre-sandvich/GRU
>Engineer pre-EVERYTHING, can't even upgrade or move buildings
>Medic pre-crossbow
>Spy pre-C&D and speed buff
At least scout demo and sniper were already perfect, but come the fuck on man.

>>388997917
The image is funnier without the cringy youtube headline

>>388998514
It's one of those "you think you want it but you don't" situations, likely coming from someone who never even played 2007 tf2.

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>>388992069
Literally every fucking time I play Spy and then instead of 1 spy getting shit done we get 4 spies getting nothing done because they all give my position away.

>>388998652
I mean I agree with him that A LOT of the shit added to TF2 could be removed and it'd make no difference or even be better off for it, but some of the old design was just straight retarded. I would NEVER play legacy Engineer.

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>>388998737
It's the worst when you're also top fragging by a far margin and the mouth breathers decide to swap to it in droves and I have to stop my fun and swap off to a power class to keep us from losing completely.

>>388998737
The spies simply need to group up and zerg a nest. Even with just 1 distraction spy, 3 other spies quickly moving in should logically guaruntee all his shit is fucked. He can't crit wrench them all and also take the sapper off his sentry while knives are searching for his back and revolvers are being fired at him and his buildings. First spy simply goes in to sap the sentry and play matador with the engi that'll leave himself open for the rest. Not even a pybro would save him from 4 spies all at once showing the slightest degree of intellect.

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>>388987606
>half the team is composed of Spies and Snipers

>>388999102
Anon you're assuming these spies know that they can disguise or that their gun exists. I can't tell you how many spies I've seen decloak next to a sentry without a disguise or just run at people in a straight line from a mile away swinging their knife like a mad man.

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>>388987606
>join as Medic
>see that your team has three Snipers and four Spies
>promptly leave the server
Why should I even bother for a team full of retards?

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>wanna play sniper a little just to get better at the class
>force into playing demo/medic/heavy because I get nothing but teams of 3 scouts, five snipers and spies or 4 engies on attack.
>mfw

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>>388999283
>only one of them is good because he keeps killing all the spies with the kukri

>>388999032
>be a good spy
>Sneaking around effectively and only stab people when im alone with them and will be able to slip away easily after i kill them not causing a big uproar
>Faggot notices how good i am
>wants to try it for himself
>sneaks like shit and brings attention to the fact theres spies on the battlefield
>enemy starts switching to pyro and spychecking every nook and cranny
>Im ruined because instead of just being a little paranoid they are on full alert
Fucking retards

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>>388999283
How many of these are there

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>>388999428
>one of them is screaming WE NEED A MEDIC
>A: They don't go medic
>B: They go kritz medic against a sentry nest
>C: They don't switch to a power class when you go medic

>>388992069
This happens to me no matter what class I play. At least I can use it to get 4 medics on my team.

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>>388987606
>>388988868

>>388989072
this
If no one is going for objectives I may as well have some fun too

>>388999636
>Be the guy yelling we need a medic
>As a soldier
>in a team composed of snipers and spies
>IM getting bitched at

>>388992069
i just want to backstab people is that so much to ask for

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>>388999636
>>388999825

>cunt who is asking for medic is a fucking black box + conch faggot with australium shit on top

why this shit happens all the fucking time?

>>388999838
Apparently

>>388999283
>entire team has been walking into Lv3 sentries the whole game
>faggot: hey evryone lets go all scout Px

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>>388999864
>black box + conch
Holy shit I hate these sub-humans. They're simultaneously worse at killing people / destroying buildings while being so much more annoying to kill. Crutch abusing faggots need to be lined up against a wall and executed.

>>388999864
As a medic main I go out of my way to not heal black box soldiers, they're always shit and gimp themselves by using a shitty rocket launcher.

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>uber some dude while fighting in the enemy base
>he starts mumble raging on voice chat

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>start of the match
>see we have 5 snipers
>go sniper too
>eventually everyone goes sniper
>win

>>389000041
I have to admit, though, killing engineers with their own sentry as a scout never gets old.

>>389000553
>playing late at night
>me and a couple people pick sniper
>someone complains we have 4 snipers
>tell him he could have 9 if everybody helps
>whole team goes sniper
Pushed the payload farther than I expected to be honest

MMMM WATCHA SAY
i miss lazypurple

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>randomly puff flamethrower on way to point
>ignites a spy

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>>388987606
>kill Spy disguised as you

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>see sniper dot on a wall
>back up
>teammate runs past
>teammate gets headshot

>>388998601
That is the point of "memes" like those, its like the YLYL banana.

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>>388987606
>several snipers
>they're all on your team

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>>389000961
>cloak runs out right in front of the enemy team

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>>388998601

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>Team can't cap the first point cause of one sentry
>3 spys and 2 snipers can't take it out
>When I uber a demo/soldier they can't take it out
>fuckthisgame.jpg
>Switch to direct hit soldier
>Take out the sentry in 5 seconds and cap.

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>>388999584
Good question

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>>389001269
>see sniper dot on a wall
>wait for teammate to run past and get headshot
>run out and immediately pop the other sniper while he can't move

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>>389001919
I didn't have that one

>>388999584
I saw a Vintage Anger where the screaming Heavy is in monochrome

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>>389002343
Personal favorite right here.

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Post your screenshots

>>388997256
Less soldiers
Less medics

Sniper servers.
Dicking around with a team of spies and a single engineer and winning.

>>389002648
I die very rarely so I don't get to look at these usually.

>That one engineer who has ESP on where you are as Spy

Came from 6 different angles and was way out of sound range for the decloak but he always knew I was a spy.

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>spectating a spy
>he dives headfirst into the enemy team undisguised

>>388998737
>go invis watch
>disguise as teammates make sure to stay out of sight
>pretend to be an ally heavy and scare the crap out of people when he just disappears around a corner
>always stay invisible and when I'm seen it's only for a moment as the perfect disguse
>next round 3 spies with enemy disguises or no disguises stand infront of spawn with deadringers

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>>389002648
oldie

>be spy
>medic pockets me
These people need to be put on assisted living

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>>389003021

>>389002591
>>389002548
>>389002343
>>389001919
>>388999584
>>388999283

Now we just need Strange and Unusual Anger, and we have the full set.

If we ignore kill streaks and reskins that is

Give me some meme loadouts to try.

God I love black box and conch.
You can go anywhere in the map and stay there without worrying about health kits.

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>>389003087

>>389003135
What about Collectors?

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>>389003168

>>389003241
You can only get that when you collect the full set, naturally.

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>>389003242

>>389002848
>Playing engie in twofort
>Run into invisible spy
>He goes hides in a corner
>Feel bad for him
>Look at him and yell spy multiple times
>Just stands there
>Jump on top of him
>Still nothing
>Shoot him once with my pistol
>Starts to uncloak
>He didn't disguise
>gets annihilated by my sentry gun that was in front of me

>cloak and dagger
>run out of cloak and flicker for like a half second
>stop moving
>some guy far away saw you and is now walking towards your location

What the fuck do you do

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>>389003327

>>389003310
>stack all angers into one image and call it collectors
genius

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>>389003389
cute f2p engie doesn't know where to go

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>>389003472

>be spy near enemy spawn
>everyone has wall hacks on you and if you Declan they know you're a spy
>this shit can be seen from across the map and enemy players can call out the class no problem

Explain how this is fair

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>>388987606

>People still play this unstable unbalanced pile of garbage

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>>389002648

>>389003386
Slowly walk around his predicted path to backstab him. It's not like anyone pays attention to decloak sounds anyways.

>>389003135
>Every strange variant of Anger from Unremarkable to Hale's Own
>Not to mention Strange Parts that make it something like Canadian
We have a lot to do

>>389003553
It isn't and I've sent them multiple emails explaining to them why it's bullshit and spy keeps getting indirectly nerfed.

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>four spies in the game
>three of them are on your team
>all getting styled on by the one enemy spy

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>>389003618

>>388987606
>player goes medic to help the team
>team shits down their throat for not being as good at the job as they could be
>naturally switch because they have no obligation to not have fun

>>389003568
Because no other game provides something as fun as rocket jumping

>>389003135
If "strange" anger hasn't been done already, someone who has an account use Google Deep Dream should try their hand at it.

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>>389003707
>skial
>900p

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>>389003660
>That one guy who can hear you drop the invis watch across the map

>>389003834
yeah it's old and when tf2 could actually run on my old rig without configs

>>389003735
This. Someone making the mistake of going medic instantly becomes a lightning rod for blame/excuses, especially among newer players.

>>389003837
>That one guy that knows how to get past pure server and uses custom decloak and uber charge noises

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>used to be good at spy
>try him again when there are finally less than 4 spies on my team
>fumble a decloak
>person who shot me took the time to write "bad spy" in chat

>>389004119
Bad spy

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>>389004028
Impending doom-type killcams are the best.

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>>389004119
>get blasted by some doofus
>they start taunting and type bad spy
>Drop my dead ringer directly behind them

>>389004119
At least you're not one of the dumbfuck pro spie wannabes going for the most telegraphed trickstab in existence.
>When the spy sits on the top of the stairs and expects to walk into his warm loving arms

>>388998514
tf2c has gunboats and airblast i know for a fact
>wanting crossbow to make the most fun primary obsolete
>not being able to admit escape plan or rescue ranger made their classes too effective
how the fuck does sandvich even make the game more fun for you? also engineer can upgrade buildings and i know tf2c keeps the option to move buildings

>>389004119
this always got me
>think you're good with a class
>meet a player who completely destroy you with the class you're good at
>never pick the class again out of shame

>>389004316
>Spy runs around a corner and turns around and stops
>you stop too
>he runs at you and swings his knife
>suddenly the game registers that as a backstab

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>>389004316
>pretend to be a retard spy at the top of the stairs
>Jump at them and they preemptively turn around
>stop my jump short and stab the back that's now facing me
DEVILISH

YOU ARE NOT WOLFY

>>389000332
the only reason someone would even go blackbox+conch is if their team didn't have a medic in the first place

>your team has seven spies
>opposing team has seven snipers

Here's a question.

You can take one item and apply one of its passive/equipped effect to all weapons in that slot.

No gunboats.

What do you pick.

I would choose powerjacks speed boost, mostly because it's essentially required to play pyro.

useless spies and snipers are the worst. a useless pyro at least throws himself at the enemy and tries to reflect. they do damage. bad spies just camp.

>>389004434
Me and sniper but I still play him.
I'm just bad at counter sniping.
Cannot kill them unless they're not looking at me.

>>389004576
oh you poor naiive little boy

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>>389004184
I like the silly ones too.

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OC

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>>389004590
>the spies get more headshots than the snipers

Anyone else think spies needs to run at 105% speed?

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>>389004590
>your team has 4 spies and 3 snipers
>enemy team is premade team of MLP faggots who have been steamrolling the server for the past 4 hours

>>389004506
>doesn't just whip out the ambassador

You know what's silly, how easy it is to head shot people chasing you.

How do we fix sniper?

Make his time between shots longer?

Give him 90 health?

>>389004824
I'm just a slurgibabby who gets off on tricking people

>>389004782
>half of their headshots miss due to rng

>>389004859
remove him

>>389004859
no quickscoping a lot.

>>389004784
They run at 120% like the medic.
Make sure to disguise as faster classes anon.

>>389004654
>Give degreaser's switch speed bonuses to all of pyro's primaries
>Give the mantreads' goomba stomp to all of soldier's secondaries
>Give the gunslinger's 25HP bonus to all of engie's melee weapons

>>389004859
Sniper is fine, he just has a very high skill ceiling.

>>389004859
Headshots don't happen until he starts to charge.

Reverse damage fall off.
Medium range headshot do 100 ish damage close do 50.

Medium range is like triple flame thrower range.

Less around with these numbers.

>>389005091
He is one of the easiest snipers ever though.

Fuck I wouldt call myself an aimbot but I can pop heads easily, I partialy blame the netcode but a good sniper should not be able to 1v1 everyone.

Maybe make base headhsots do less damage

>>389004789
>join server
>tab
>top players on the enemy team have furry/pokemon/anime avatars
>nope.avi out of there

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>>388992069

>Be spy
>Be shit at it
>But because no on on the other team is worried about spies that much actually do very well

>>389005081
>he doesn't want the jag swing speed

>be medic
>pocket starts using the mic to communicate with me
>disconnect instantly
whats wrong with me. i can pocket and play medic all i want as long as the player im healing doesn't talk to me.

>>389005223
>but a good sniper should not be able to 1v1 everyone.
They really can't if you're competent on any decently mobile class you're not going to get headshot. Even if you manage to get one on a soldier air strafing like crazy to bomb you he's still going to kill you with a couple health remaining. Scouts can flank around you easy as shit (if they even need to), and demo can hit you from behind cover. 1 scorch shot from a pyro and you're out of there. Hell even heavy can wiggle around to make his head less easy to hit if he's gonna be dumb enough to stand in the sightline.

>>389005260
>Not the southern hospitality's bleed effect so you can land bleeding crits

>>389005223
>Maybe make base headhsots do less damage
Way to remove yet another off-class from competitive and indirectly buff medic even more.

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>>389004184

>>389005469
>not instant transmission gunslinging with eureka tele

>>388998514
>wanting spy post speed buff
retard

daily reminder that Third Degree is STILL the only direct upgrade in the game for literally no reason.

>>389005602
>weakest class in the game gets a minor buff after being shit on indirectly for so long
>retards who can't hear decloaks still complain
lmao @ ur life

>>389005618
Implying that fucking matters.
I hate how valve is making situational upgrades have permanent general downgrades.

>>389005721
There are supposed to be no direct upgrades in the game so it's a matter of principle.

>>389005618
the downgrade is that it looks stupid compared to the badass fireman axe

>sword switch speed nerf

This seriously made every sword unusable outside demoknights. You can't combo with this especially if your slower than 7 other classes. And fucked if you melee the other two.

>>389005791
>thing glows when ever a med kit is near
>does 20% less damage

Oh thank God that's not an upgrade.

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>>389001682
>>388997917
FIFTY

>>389004760
Oh fucking hell, saving that.

Now we need the collectors

>>389005618
Solemn Vow didn't have any debuffs when it first came out. Also who even uses the melee when the DPS and range is lower than the flamethrower?

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>>389003568
Ok master of fun, what other game should I play?
>inb4 overwatch

So, how do you think the comic will end? There is one more issue left.

>>389006249
yeah and they nerfed it. How long as Third Degree been around in this exact state?

>>389003994
this one game particularly struck me, new player decided to go medic and was just running around shooting shit with syringe gun. he wasn't even bottom scoring but he was kicked because he "wasn't doing his job" like that actually fucking matters in casual. i was top scoring as a huntsman sniper, you faggots aren't doing YOUR jobs

>>389006435
How long has powerjack been the only melee pyro uses?

Seriously why use third degree

>>389006407
>oh hello gorden

>>389006678

>The Pyro update is actually Half Life 3

>>389006678
>Engineer reverse engineers Combine tech

>>389006601
I agree that weapons need to be rebalanced to make others viable but it's not a direct upgrade in the conventional sense.

>>389006870
>Need a Dyson Sphere ovah 'ere!

>>389006474
You want to do that shit join a Skial CTF server. If I play a game with an objective I want to play the objective not do some epic battle med shit + 5 friendly heavies.

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>>389002648

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>>389006601
>tfw learned how to play pyro because of sketchek videos
>spent weeks practicing axtinguisher combos, can never fucking do them
>realize it has been nerfed since those videos
now detonator has no use for me whatsoever, i can get to high places but for what fucking purpose? now i dont even have a secondary and now the only fun combo is flare. currently the only pyro melee i want to use is the rake but every time i play pyro a medic decides to pocket me and the debuff is way too severe for how situational it really is even on the flank. i really hope they rebalance pyro melee

>>389006337
but Overwatch is actually good and fun
it also has better characters and community

>>389005791

I think they should remove many of the downsides on melee weapons and buff the stock ones instead with their own utility features.

Or disable random critical hits for everything except stock melee.

>>389006916
Because stock melee is joke

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>>388987606
>try to play
> favorite servers are gone

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>>389007021
>when you realize sketchek is dead forever

>>389007021
Don't worry

Valve has nerfed every fun combo like this. They'll be sure to nerf more in the upcoming update. Like the sandman guillotine.

>enemy spy waits for you to leave the room before decloaking into ambassador episode

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>>389007054

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>>389007021
>not going stock/stock/homewrecker
engies never expect you to whip that shit out against them, it's hilarious when you're ubered and can take a sentry out in 2-3 hits
also, god damn, bugs are funny

>>389007079
>Or disable random critical hits for everything except stock melee.

That shots dumb that's like 120% damage reduction right there.

>>389007226
Sandman Guillotine was never fun, unlike the axtinguisher combo

>>389007294
But you could kill the engy and his dispenser with flame thrower in less time


They need to give like 1 second of immunity or sentry lag to homewrecker.

>>389007226
This.
Weapon synergy is haram, fuck having fun.

>>389007314
Other way around. Axesting was the most mind numbing combo in the game that felt genuinely unfair to use.

A fucking backstab for pyro. Weapon switch speed was a mistake valve.

Remember replays? Found this shitty clip from like 2011
https://my.mixtape.moe/mtavah.webm

>>389007532
jesus
only on 2fort

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>>389007532
You can do the same shit with demos, it's just kinda fiddly

>>389007498
Stuns have no right to be in an FPS game.

>>389007498
>getting stunned and unable to combat the situation at all and then getting 1kod from any distance from the fastest projectiles in the game
>verses dying to a pyro who managed to get close enough to you to not only set you on fire but hit you with melee
you can argue airblast is effective but you can combat airblast just by shooting the pyro. you can't shoot a scout that managed to stun you. people were using the axtinguisher combo as an ambush weapon from ceilings which required setup and ultimately wasn't that effective. scouts are able to 2 shot heavies and they can't do shit about it

>>389007725
>he says while defending the airblast combo

>>389007725
this

>>389007798
At least I can shoot the guy. With the sandman I can't do shit.

>>389007738
Only class you can reliably guillotine are heavies. Pyro just need to stand in a close space for their combo or find you near a wall.

Not only that pyro can keep doing this and combo in flakes and shit. Oh wow scout had the chance to do 165 burst once every 15 seconds if he lands two finicky projectiles at the cost of 15% of hp and a secondary slot.

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>enemy spy disguises as me
>he's missing his legs due to the cosmetic glitch

>>389007991
>Actually complaining about Pyro

Mate.

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>>389007054

>>389007848
You walk lazily to the left to avoid the guillotine.

They should rework the stun but not the combo. And a fucking slow on the sandman is the most AWFUL Awful idea I've heard from valve.

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back when I had a toaster

>>389008049
They will NEVER fix this or the fucking thing where you're shooting rockets out of your shovel.

>>389008060
If you were around for the axesting shit youd agree pyro is fucking fine now if under powered.

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>>389004184

>>389008175
Or the mini crit skull not going away

>>389008187
>axesting
stop with this fucking word

>>389007991
but axtinguisher gives you a fighting chance, why not next time not get close to a pyro or a wall? or shoot the pyro? seems to work in highlander. it doesn't matter how "hard" it is to perform sandman combo its bullshit because it sends you into a taunt. really i think them removing the cleaver aspect is stupid, my only complaint was with the sandman

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>>389008256
or that shit where a team-swapped spy permanently has the vaccinator icon over his head even while cloaked.
HOW

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Would you play tf2 again if every model was swapped with a halloween themed loli

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>someone gets autobalanced
>they join spectator and sit there for literally 20 minutes until they can go back on their team
>their team is the losing team now
>they leave

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>>389003168
>Malkraz

You are subpar at best on skial

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>>389007054

>>389008515
ok

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I made the collector's anger, have to say I'm pretty proud of myself.

>>389008320
His fighting chance is flair punching and shotgun.

He does not need 300+ burst damage.

>>389008505
me every day

>>389008608
Five stars

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Hey /v/,
yore
ugleh

>>389008613
>pyro can still womb combo everyone but heavy and cuck soldiers with airblast
>people still think he's underpowered

Outside of comp he's fine.
Buff airblast window against soldier , reset demo stickies and he's really good.

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>>389008608
more numerous version, I tried to get as close to the "200 unique items" in the original image but this version looks cleaner I think

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>>389007054
This fucking guy

>>389008613
>and

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>>389003389
>Kenny Attorney at Law

Wasn't that guy banned for hacking at UGC or some shit? I remember him getting kicked for some casual games a few months ago I was on. Faggot would be at the top of the scoreboard with a 50 yrd gap before a min started.

>>388987606
MM WATCHA SAAAAYYYYY

>>389008875
And as in he can do either or

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>>389008714
yippikiyay

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>>389008907
>before a min into the match

>>389008907
He's never played comp in his life, got banned from a tfcrew server because youtube "e-celeb" maxbox thought he was hacking. Got overturned by a real admin when we contested the demo point by point.

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>>389008714

>>389008959
no he can only or, only shotgun is actually viable but without combos there is no reason to play pyro as he would be a worse scout

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>Go Direct Hit
>Dominate the other team.
>Slowly one by one they start going Direct Hit.

I'll never understand this.

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>>389008972
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAWWWWWW

>>389008907
Technically the highest you could get is 48

>>389008814
God bless your soul.

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>>389002648

>>389009071
>only shotgun is actually viable
>90 damage any range isn't viable

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>>389002648

>>389009081
because its an unfair weapon and so they want to play on equal turns. obviously it takes skill to use but it is so powerful you only really need to succeed once. the fact dh has way easier airshots, full damage at ANY range to rocketjumpers, makes dming with stock loadout way more difficult

>>389008175
They haven't fixed the shadows visible through walls. At this point it could be considered a feature.

>>389009404
>the only soldier weapon that takes any skill to use is unfair

>>389009404
>retards with bad movement actually believe this

>>389009259
each shotgun blast will do more than 90 and they can shoot 6. you can do more consistent chipdamage than with the flaregun

>>389009557
>each shotgun blast will do more than 90
hello 5 ping

>>389009521
it objectively takes less skill than stock in a 1v1 soldier

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>>389008714

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>>389009691

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>>389008907
>>389009046
I really don't get the appeel of people who hack in Tf2. Especially some retard who would do it during a comp match.

>We contested a demo

Well let us see if that faggot was hacking

Remember that one server you used to conastantly play on with your friends so long ago? All those nostalgic memories? What was her name, /v/?

GREASEMONKEY

>>389009691
NEVER LEAVE

>>389009803
Zendel's playpen

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>>389009838
YEAH

>>389009557
If you get perfect shots yes. But flair is reliable and all the damage you need at that one moment. After that shotgun and flair lose to flamethrowers raw dps and if they leave range for your flamethrower yiu flair gun them for 90.

Shotgun feels like it's better but in practice flair is.

>>389009801
Gameshock servers have since shut down so you can't access the demos or forums anymore unfortunately
http://bans.gameshock.net/

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I have 2000 hours as engineer and it was suffering

>perfectly defend base alone
>kill a dozen spies
>my team just blindly runs towards enemy base and never actually attempts to capture intel
>I get into enemy base and get a teleporter up
>people take it and then run OUT of the enemy base to dick around in the no mans land

>topscoring despite just defending base and harassing people trying to get in
>people go engie too
>put buildings beside mine which makes it easy as fuck for a demonigger to fuck our entire defense at once
>time spent not running out of spawn because they died is spent blankly swinging at their fully repaired fully upgraded buildings

>want to play a different class for a while
>entire defense is crumpled like a pop can and we lose within minutes

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>>389009182
last version, I swear

Machina should always pierce or full charge pierces resistances.

>>389009838
>>389009943
RubberFruit is the god emperor of TF2 gmod animations, you cannot refute this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uw2vVOrE1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v3zGllz15g

>>389010228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faQ5cL7k53A This one is my favorite
SOOPRISE BIG NOT
WOOOAAAHH

Valve should equalizer split rescue.

Have the pickup one pickup for free. Give no minicrits, full heal sentries on pick up and allow you to pick up metal from afar by shooting it.

To balance it out.

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>>389010334

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Is this the new mascot of the alt right?

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the pain never ends

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>>389010334
His replays are also pretty GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNCwRiO13Y0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDkPNhbqNnw

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>kill someone a dozen times
>whenever they see you they just turn around and run
Is there a better feeling?

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>>389010659
>kill someone a dozen times
>they eventually get revenge on you and leave the game right after

>guy walks through a door and you instantly headshot him with the hunstman
>"jesus"

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>>388988151
>be BestPlayerOnYourTeam
>OnlyCompetentPlayerOnEnemyTeam has disconnected

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>>389010659
>dominate soldier main with anime avatar
>type "AHAHAHA FUCKING WEEB NIGGER YOU SUCK" in chat and leave immediately

>>389009864
Okay

>>389010658
best replay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctHA6LYHXek

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>>388988567
>Be BestPlayerOnYourTeam
>Die once
>Everything goes to shit and you're full of guilt while waiting to respawn

Join community server late at night when Australian servers all die. Two 900 ping demoknights are having a duel, they switch teams to to red when I join blue, so it's 2v1.

I kill them easy and then they start speaking Russian in all chat and putting Russian text into the chat. That was a weird night. Funny enough the last few nights I've stayed up there's always two 400+ ping people having a fight on that shitty minecraft trade map

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>>389008505
>join spectator

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>>388987606
>Being on the winning team is too easy
>Switch to the losing team

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>>389010658
>sees the spy while taunting
>calls for help

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>playing heavy for fun
>soldier comes by and kills me and taunts and does a bind
>switch to pyro and push his shit in several times in a row and say the same bind each time
>he leaves

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>>389002648
EVERYONE POST YOUR DEATH CAMS

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>>389010114
>playing ctf
It's like you want to play with retards anon, you brought that on yourself. CTF engineer teaches you nothing about how to play the game except for what the objective is.

>>389011570
>Join server
>See some epic solly pubstar spamming shit to everyone
>Turn the game around and push his and his entire shit in
>He stopped shit talking real fast

>>389011570
Binds are cancer

>>389011689
Requesting karate kick sniper

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>>389011813

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>>389011132
Every single time

>>389011570
>Getting bodied by a pyro
He must've been a mountain of salt by the time he left.

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>>389009160

>>389011931
This is literally the perfect image.

The hat flying off
The blood
The open split legs and the backwards foot

>>389012225
To bad it's photoshooped. the sniper is flipped

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>>389011689

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>>389000871
>lazypurple
wish he would come back

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>>388988868
>only other non engineer character switches to engie and joins the engie nest on the briefcase

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https://twitter.com/danekevincook/status/903813734316965889
Does this basically confirm the pyro update to be on the 6th, 4 days from now?

>>389012321
Oh. Still good

Now I only need the heavy on fire about to bite the demo's arse and I'll have all the death cams I really liked

Anyone got it

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>be scout near health kit
>see furfag demo on my team burning to death
>swipe the health kit right before he gets it
>mfw the last thing he sees is my director's taunt

>>389012789
Doing god's work.