This is a video game console. Look at her.

Where do I put the disk?

>>388987347
In the tray.

Looks nice. Where does the video cord go?

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Neptune/Purple Heart is seriously amazing.

Neptune is just the sweetest damn thing, she's so optimistic and bright and warm and lovely, on top of her silly-to-the-point-of-ridiculousness front facing personality.

And yet she's such a loving and reliable older sister and there's no greater proof of that than Purple Heart.

Seeing her happy always fills my heart with so much warmth.

>>388987537
In the port.

>>388987579

why does nobody like Nepgear? she never did anything wrong. She's NOT a murderer

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>>388987785
bullies, the lot of them

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>>388987271
>>388987393
This is Nep's butt. Look at IT RIGHT NOW!

>>388988292
Nep is made for hotdogging!

>>388988221

tits > ass, only degenerates like ass. insult me all you want you know it's true

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>>388988815
>tits > ass

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>>388988815

>>388988221
Woah... that's hot.

>>388988957
>>388989049
He's right.

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>>388989106
and it's from the official manga to boot.

they can have some lewd stuff at time

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>>388989118
No, he isn't.

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>>388989243
I would imagine so since they got a hentai artist to the official Nep manga.

Tsunako demands lewd everywhere Nep goes.

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>>388988815
You're thinking about sheboon asses. American negro culture gives the rear end a bad name. Don't mistake 'booty' for a well-rounded bottom. A cute bottom is just as good as a perky pair of tits.

>>388989339
>ywn have big breasts to seduce nepgear with

>>388989368
African-Americans did not start an obsession with butts. You are confusing THICCfags with this. A woman can not have tits and still be attractive as long as she has a shapely rump, a woman with no ass is disgusting regardless of her milky tiddies.

>>388989769
He never said that, he said niggers ruined the concept/image of liking butts to the point where you can't say "I like butts"without being associated with disgusting fat cellulite nigger asses.

>>388987785
>She's NOT a murderer
Sure.....

>>388988815
>tits > ass
Sure, if you're a preteen.

>>388990217
t. nigger

>>388990262
I'm white as a sheet, lad.

It takes only trolls to ruin a whole thread. Sad.

Nep lacks porn.

>>388989368
>>388988221
I want to grab her by the hips and fuck her cheeks

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>>388991785

>>388992813
You can't tell me that's not what her big, beautiful rear is for.

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>>388992950

>>388987271
No, that's my wife, Purple Heart.

>>388993179

she cheated on you, anon. I'm sorry to tell you this

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>>388993368
don't worry about it, i made sure she enjoyed it

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Uni a cute! CUTE!

>>388990395
Do you also make false teeth?

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>>388993179

There are several Neps, enough for everybody

>>388987785
>why does nobody like Nepgear
What Bizarro world do you live in?

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>>388994579

The normal one?

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would you let nepgear wear your top nep hat?

So I had a thought the other day
Since we never actually see Nep before she becomes an amnesiac and she never gets her memories back, would it be possible that her original personality was just Purple Heart
I mean CPU transformations tend to change your personality a little bit but Nep goes from memespouting spergy autist to near emotionless and mostly mature
The only other CPU to experience a change this drastic is Plutia and that's because the alternative world CPU system is very different, and I doubt that a BORN CPU like Nep would be a similar anomaly.

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>>388994027
Sounds like that boy needs therapy.

>>388994678
I'd let Nepgear wear my cock on her face

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>>388995069

Is not pretty obvious that Nep is just pretending, and PH is her real personality?

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>>388995218
why did you cut it off?

>>388987271
looks like shit
where's the controller port
where do I put the disk
where do I put the memory card

>>388995286
So I could show the world how much of a dickhead she is

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>>388995386

>no neptunia erpers
Life is suffering

Nobody likes Vert. She's the worst goddess with the shittest nation

>>388997705
Please don't be mean to Leanbox, they're dealing with a hurricane right now.

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>>388997705

>Nobody likes Vert

Only if you are gay

>>388998089
Leanbox is home to the biggest collection of BL eroge. It is a mecha for gays.

I want to sexually assault Nep!

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>>388998175

I want to be a degenerate with Vert!

>>389000000

>>388998191
>>388998385
>>388999712
Go back to fucking /nepgen/

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>>388987271
That video game console never existed

If that console doesn't have a REmake port then it's a shit console.

>>389001740
It was killed before even existing. I wonder who murdered it...

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I am literally going to marry Uni!

>>388998089
I didn't like her much at first but she grew on me the most out of all the cast.

>>388999712
There's a lewder version of that one.

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Please remember to take her out of the closet and play for a day at least once an year.

>>389003986

I doubt most people here even have an Atari 2600.

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>>389004230
She is under appreciated. Still, those who do should play her regularly.

She's a good girl at heart.

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>>388987271
Video game consoles never looked like sexy women in my time. Where do I insert discs? Where does my controller plug in?

>>388987393
i wanna lick Nepu's belly and chest all over.

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>>389005983

Excellent taste

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>>389003986

Did nothing wrong

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>>389006436
I want to pat her in the head and tell her everything will be alright and people still love her.

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>>389006537

>still love her

Don't lie yourself

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>>389006876
Those who remember certainly do not hate or resent her.

So whatare the games about?

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>>389007421
RPGs

sometimes about Cute Girls doing Cute Things

other times murder

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Ah, Neptune, or "Die Lila Schlampe" as the Germans call her,

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>>389007421
They're RPGs. The gameplay and graphics are very simple and get rehashed a lot between games, but the big attraction are the character interactions between the different consoles. Every country represents a company and all locations, items, attacks, modules, etc are references to either SEGA, PS, Xbox or Nintendo. Some characters also represent companies, such as Falcom. You get guest appearances too like Atari >>389004718
and the PC Engine/TG-16.

If you like video game culture, you will like Neptunia. The girls aren't even gay in-game, really.

>>389007805
Which is the best to play? Which has the most characters? Do I need to play them in order?

>>389007421
Decent RPGs, the last one being really good, with cute girls doing cute things, and the most lovable characters you'll ever see in any anime franchise. Despite popular belief, there is barely fanservice on the games at all.

>>389008289
The PS3 games would be the chronological starting place, but the remakes are 100% better. The original games were clunky and have less features than the remakes.

The remakes are all named Re;birth. Namely, Re;birth1/2/3. You play those, in order.

The first game is its own universe. 2 and 3 are related. The Re;births are on PSvita original but were all localized into PC. They run perfectly on my laptop with an i7 onboard graphics and no GPU.

Then you have Neptnunia VII which is the 4th game. It did not run on my shitty laptop, and it's on PS4 originally. The spin off games are all bad, you can skip them.

>>388998385
Vert would be the biggest shitposter in a /vg/ BL thread. She would have the tip-toppest niche BLs organized by fetish, call so many anons plebians and organize raids on the Katawata threads.

>>389008289
The 3 rebirths and VII are best played in order, and they are the main games. RB1 is the only game on it's own dimension.

The spin offs are pretty bad. Nep U and Blanc vs Zombies are Senran Kagura clones, and clones of a shitty game can only be as shitty. Hyperdevotion is a mediocre SRPG, and SeHa is a boring turn based RPG.

Cyberdimension is the last game, coming out next month. It's a spin off, but better than almost all, if not all, the main games.