whats the worst gaming accessory ever made?

>>388982460
cut that shit off, james.

>>388982802
This. Piece of diarrhea shit

>>388982460
The Gameboy sedation device.

>>388982802
I'M DRINKIN ROLL N ROCK

ON THE ROLL N ROCKER

>>388982460
gamers

LIKE... THIS GAME IS SHIT DIARRHEA POOP..... CANT EVEN JUMP AND HIT???!?!?!??! I'D RATHER PISS IN MY OWN SHIT

I MEAN....
I MEAN...


WAHT WURE TEHY THINKIIIINGEU
fuck off

>>388983730
you ok?

>>388982460
>No one has mentioned the fucking vibrator for Trance

Shiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt

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Action Max

WHERE DID THE HAIR GO

>>388982460
The controller.

>>388982802
I'm curious to know if Jame's was just broken or this genuinely did absolutely nothing, probably the former.

>>388983730
t. Mineycrafta Mike

>>388984462
JUST

>>388984462
Context?

>>388984462
you could pinpoint the moment he lost his optimism for videogames

>>388984570
It was incredibly easy to break and barely worked in mint condition

It actually did not work with LJN games in mint condition as well

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>>388982460
>james rolfe
>finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film
>it's a total piece of shit
>dead look in eyes
>balding
>cuc.khold to BBC loving SJW wife
>retarded baby
>video game collection destroyed
>forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fucking his wife
>literal micropenis
>forced into a permanent chastity cage by one of her wife's black bull
>hemorrhaging money
>forced to play a character he hates to pay the medical bills for his spaz kid
>had to sell most of his classic games for a baby that probably isn't his
>has to rimjob her wife's nigger lovers while they fuck her
>sideburns inverselty proportional to the hair on his head
>getting fatter by the day
>blood pressure on the rise
>has to eat nigger cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis
>literally a ticking time bomb of fatness and depression
>still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager
>fallen so far but still hasn't hit the absolute bottom
>also has no way to get back to the top

>mike matei
>aging like a fine wine
>getting more handsome every day
>thick full head of beautifully groomed hair
>hot girlfriends
>solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years
>funnier than james
>smarter than james
>bigger penis than james
>his hot girlfriends are all faithful
>better at making films than james
>dresses nicely
>10" diamond hard thick penis
>can fuck for hours
>fucks like a machine
>more interesting opinions than james
>better at video games than jmes
>lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust
>lets james suck his gigantic beautiful cock off
>nothing but good things ahead
>phd in applied mathematics soon
>confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha
>actually has talent in multiple areas (drawing, video editing, wed administration, etc.)

>>388985053
It just works

>>388984462
hello darkness my old friend

>>388984462
>tfw you get invited to normiefriends events

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>>388985090
>mike matei
>funnier then James

I love the guy but he is so fucking boring. Have you seen his livestreams? The funniest thing he has ever done was when he got jumpscare playing Wolf3D

>>388985090
how do you know all this?

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>>388984828
Action Max video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj498-wkOz4

for some reaosn james

when's mike gonna have a baby with his big-ass dick?

>>388982460
PS2 horizontal stand

>>388985090
>still trying

cute

>>388985661
his dick is like a small child holding an apple