>once failed an eye test because I played Dwarf Fortress for

that flash porn game with the squirrel woman.

>>388979216
/v/ ruined my love for vidya

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>>388979216
>skinny fat
>stretched neck muscles
>have to wear glasses
>fucked spine
>short attention span
>childish mindset
>don't even have fun just play out of habit

>>388979592
the newgrounds one?

>>388979795
no, the other one at the japanese marketplace with the meme codes.

there's that cat woman version and the slut with the panda on her head. can't remember her names it was from a fucking weeabo fighting game.

Permanent ulnar nerve damage from playing DS using the stylus in bed.

>>388980000
they're from blazblue

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>>388979592
my mate caught me playing the jasmin sex game where you play with her titties and all that.
Its a small greetext but if anyone wants to hear go ahead and say so.

>>388980995
why would you even post here without greentexting, go ahead spit it out.

>>388981167
ok

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>>388981167
>Be in my room playing games and surfing 4chan as usual.
>Haven't rubbed on out in weeks
>Roomate says he's going out to some get together
>nowsmychance.jpg
>He leaves and I make sure to wait till he gets into his car and dips
>sitting in room with the door closed and turned everything off that makes sounds so I can hear if anyones coming in
>Really horny and I didn't know what to choose
>Saw that episode of FunHaus where those guys played that jasmin sex game
>instantly look it up and find a free trial
>start jerking it really quick
>building up intense heat down there
>so concentrated that I zone everything out
>trying to get to the next level but cant figure out what spot to click
>fuckPLEASE.png
>playing with her bouncy boobs
>really close to nutting but just holding it in for the right moment
>Friend suddenly busts through the door holding a slushi
>He sees whats on the monitor
>"Anon what the fuck"
>He runs out the door
>mfw we have the actual disney movie laying on the floor in our living room
>mfw he didn't even make it half a mile from the complex because his car broke down
>tfw he spilled the slushi on the floor

We haven't talked since last week because of this.

>>388983912
Your roommate is a fucking sperg.

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>>38898391
Just give a heart and heart,
Just say you had an itch that had to be scratched. If he questions you about your choice just say who cares and that he needs to stop being a fag.

>>388983912
>people masturbate

WADDA TWEAST

>>388983912
jesus christ, how autistic of him