(It's a douche joke)

squirting water on the ass doesn't mean it's going in the ass

not everyone has a gaping asshole like you, so I can understand your confusion

>>388973872
>french/italian people doing toilet humor

Why am i not surprised?

It's a bidet joke actually you fucking retard.

More of an enema joke than a douche joke.

>>388973872
>someone on /v/ doesn't know the difference between a vagina and a butthole

What a surprise.

I used to take a jet bath and stick my anus in the jets and then shit all my stomach sewer in the bath tub. Must be why I enjoy prostate stimulation and dildos so much.

>>388973967
>he doesn't own a shower shot

Clearly he's washing his back, get your mind out of the gutter.

>>388974187
>assuming a goomba's gender

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51KB, 768x768px

>there are people browsing this thread that haven't gotten an enema

enjoy your filthy assholes losers

>>388974309
It clearly says his in the picture

>>388973872
So Goombas canonically have anuses now? Deepest lore

>>388974309
>referring to a vagina as one's "backside"

Yeah, that's something people do.

>>388973872
Now we know the real reason Mario had a water cannon. More like Super Mario Where the Sun Don't Shine.

>>388974309
>implying assholes are exclusive to men

>>388973872
its a bidet joke you pleb

goddamn do you filthy plebs just get toilet paper and smear/push the shit all around your assholes instead of cleaning?

>>388974743
Heyyyyyoooooo

>>388974204
Shit clogs drains.

>>388974959
No prob I just stomp it down the holes in the little metal drain thingy

>>388974778
>Using toilet paper

More sanitary to use your hands surrender monkey

I can't believe no one ever made a Goomba butt plug.

>>388974959
I know. My mom freaked

>>388974369
>needing an enema
>not inserting your communal bar of soap up your ass and shitting it out for maximum cleanliness every day

I want to fuck Rabbid Peach.

>>388975272
>using your hands

literal poop monkeys

Please UNICEF, teach the Goombas to put their poo in the loo and not designated shitting fountains.

>>388974778
>smear/push
You're doing it wrong if you're smearing or pushing shit around.