LIFE IS STRANGE DENUVO CRACKED IN UNDER 12 HOURS

Who gives a fuck about Life is Strange? The game is fucking garbage.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>388974243
I've seen it getting shilled here the last few days.

>>388973796
stop shilling that trash faggot

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>>388973796

Is Sonic Mania cracked?

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STOP IT
FUCKING STOP IT
THIS ISN'T RIGHT, YOU THIEVES

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>>388974749
Soon.

>>388974614
>literally linking to a crack is shilling
Are you retarded? I suggest pic related

WHERE THE FUCK IS SONIC NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS KEKED CRAP GIVE ME SONIC NOW

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It's not fair, bros! Who will save PC gaming from those filthy piratefags now?

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>>388974854
>>388975096
W-WE NEED TO R-REPORT IT DUDES LET'S CALL 911

NO VERSION IS SAFE

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MR. DENUVO
WHY
WHY
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US

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>>388974937
I was gonna wait for the crack but just decided to bite the bullet and bought it. Waiting for it to download I hope it was worth it

>>388974937
But you didn't, you linked to a reddit thread.

Here: https://cs.rin.ru/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=81366

>p2p
who cares kiddo oh wait

>life is strange
who the hell actually cares?

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>>388973796
>play as chloe the one reason Life Is Strange is unplayable for me

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how does game cracked

>>388973796
F

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>>388974749
It's actually really strange how Life is Strange got cracked super early but Sonic Mania is taking like a whole week to do

What did Sonic Mania do so differently from LiS?

>>388974320
that doesnt mean WE give a fuck

>>388975735
>What did Sonic Mania do so differently from LiS?
it's not using unity
there's a reason it's regarded as a meme engine

Let me know when Sonic Mania gets one.

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>>388975447
>linking to a private forum
I'm sure that'll have the same kind of traction my thread will have. Also, I get to trigger the
>linking to reddit
autists

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Seriously? Its only 6 dollars. Are PCfags really that poor?

Does anyone here find it funny that denuvo keeps touting their newest version as virtually uncrackable and then crackers proceed to smash it to bits?

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NOO!!!!
IT CANT BE!!!
I LOVE DRM... BECAUSE... UHH.... I.... SHUT UP YOU'RE POOR!

>>388976045
I'm gonna pirate MercurySteam's Metroid defacing as well.

>>388976045
>buying white girl simulator
>displaying it in your library

>>388976045
It's not about the fact that Life is Strange got cracked, so much as it is the fact that the "uncrackable" Denuvo got obliterated in under 12 hours. It's being cracked in smaller intervals of time with each game that gets shipped with it.

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Denuvo changed my fucking life.

I stumbled upon some reddit videos during the lowest point in my beta NEET life. I was 22, addicted to vidya, living in my parents' basement with very little ambition. Each day was the same routine: wake up, browse chans, fap, play vidya, fap, browse chans while eating tendies, fap some more, sleep, repeat.

On a lark, I bought a game with Denuvo to see if, perhaps, my T-levels were lacking. Holy fucking shit, I couldn't have guessed what it would do to me...

Within the first 24 hours, my cock had grown three or four times its normal length and girth. My balls dropped at least two inches, both of them swelling substantially. My previously bare, bird-like chest grew wild ursine hairs. Both my brow ridge and my jaw began to jut out further in those first few days... It was so shocking that I considered going to the emergency room to get checked out.

But the physical changes were nothing compared to the mental and behavioral changes. I was sharper, clearer, more aggressive, more animalistic. I immediately took control of my surroundings. Within a week, I had fought my father for "control" of the house, bested him, and humiliated him in front of my mom and sister.

I also claimed both of the women in the home (my mom and younger sister) for myself... I pounced on each of them, went balls deep, and didn't stop until I'd deposited a virile, piping hot load of MAN CUM into their bellies. They now feed me, pamper me, and do anything I ask them to do. Like natural concubines, they fear me, resent me, respect me, and adore me all at once.

Feels so fucking good. I've gained 70 pounds of lean muscle, created a multi-million-dollar businesses, and claimed hundreds of women as my live-in sex slaves. Hoping to up my progeny count into the thousands by next year.

Try it. You won't be disappointed.

>>388976045
see
>>388976471

It is so fucking satisfying to see these niggas get owned time and time again by some nerdy-ass pirates. And in under 12 hours! I'm getting flashbacks to chatting with crack-groups over mIRC, and getting no-CD cracks for games in a few hours on demand.

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>>388976853
I thought you were seriously going to tell me a story about how you turned your life around.

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>>388973796

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?????

>>388977793
He's right tho

When you start the game with this crack you can't move and you can't even change the graphic settings

>>388978305
yeah so it's not actually cracked and this thread can fuck off

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>>388977793
The new crack released an hour and a half ago. You're linking to the old one which was just proof that the game was bootable.

>>388978454
guess I have brain problems

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Sonic Mania fucking when?
I bought the goddamn game and can't even play it. I need a crack for the game I fucking paid for

>>388978454
link to the new one?

oh wait, so it's not actually crack but another ghetto steam workaround?

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>>388978609
cs.rin.ru

The faggot trying to outdo me because >reddit with a link to the thread got the wrong one.

>>388978921
It's a Denuvo bypass just like every other Denuvo "crack" that exists.

>>388979068
Now hold the fuck up just a second here
Is that a
MotherFUCKING
DYSON sphere??
Like a HL3 reference?!

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>>388981261
Here's a dyson sphere anon

>>388973796
WHERE THE FUCK IS SONIC

>>388981813
thanks man

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>>388983012