>asscreed fans will buy this

monster = reddit
redbull = 4chan

>>388972182
this is a new low

We... were the first to feel the energy of the Monster.

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>not ultra white
NEVER GONNA MAKE IT

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>>388972182
I have one of these in the freezer and it taste better than monster OK I SAID IT

WE

> Selling drinks high on sugar to people that spend all day glued to a couch
How is this legal?
They're basically putting a gun to your head and telling you to pull the trigger to get a special armor skin.

>>388972257
Are you fucking retarded, Monster is obviously 4chan and redbull is obviously reddit.

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>>388973503
>buying and drinking energy drinks
>playing destiny 2 or Assasin's creed
>thinking they deserve to live

>>388973585
Ahhh, underage are we?

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What is the most shameless brand deal in gaming history?

>>388973503
It's called freedom, europeasant.

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>>388972182
That would be one of the laziest promotional cans ever
Not to mention Monster tastes like fucking lipgloss
Best energy drink coming through

>>388973585
>"N-No I drink monster and use 4chan so monster is the "cool" option!!"
Energy drinks are for losers anyway. Drink some black coffee if you need muh energy, or get a better sleep and some nutritious food

>>388973774
I work in a kitchen, I never used to drink energy drinks and still think they taste like crap but they help get through the 9 hour shifts.

Looks like a comfy sip