Invisibility. Obviously

Which side is the black girl on again?

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Neither because Japan but anyway.

Legitimately a fucking childrens game. Holy fuck. This is a game for 6 year olds.

You are full grown adults taking the question "Flight or Invisibility", directed towards the children Nintendo thought would be buying this game, and taking it seriously. Have you even thought about what superpower you would want more since you left elementary?

>>388969413
Adults like them children annon. Remember that Nintendo fans are lolicon in japan.

>>388969413
Grown adults should not be playing any video game. All video games are for kids.

>>388969413
>Have you even thought about what superpower you would want more since you left elementary?
Telekinesis always sounded the raddest to me

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>Flight
You also need the ability to breath at certain atmospheres and take sudden temperature changes
>Invisibility
You eyes would also be invisible so you are blind.

Shit choices.

Reminder splatoon won best shooter 2016.

Cod fags btfo

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>>388969413

>>388968694
Invisibility, to practice voyeur and rob banks.

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>>388969934
>You eyes would also be invisible so you are blind.

>>388969413
I'm 30 years old. I own a Wii u, GameCube and a switch. I have over 500 hours in Mario kart 8 and 500 hours in splatoon 1/2. How triggered are you ?

>>388969413
The power to give shitposters heart failure.

>>388969954
literally no good shooters that year aside from maybe titanfall, so it's not that impressive. might as well pick the one that stood out the most.

>>388968479
OP is correct

>>388970504
>implying the fuel they eat to shit post all day isnt quickly damaging their heart

flying > invincibility

Flight obviously. Shame it'll be the popular choice and nothing but mirror matches.

>>388970973
Nah, most people probably won't notice that Invisbility doesn't apply to your clothes and will all flock to Marina's choice.

>Invisibility

Your power can be ruined with termical
vision cameras
Is shit basically.

Intangibilty > Flight > Invisibility

>>388969413
I wish people would stop making posts like these. One day people are going to start posting like this and being serious about it.

>>388971195
In squid form they can be totally invisible, since their clothes disappear.

>>388969413
>Have you even thought about what superpower you would want more since you left elementary?
Sounds like you daydream every day about having the power to get laid.

>>388971764
Sure, but everyone thinks instead about how useful the powers are irl.

>>388971510
>Flight
Powers ruined by the wind, cold, insects, birds, planes and falling to your death if you ever pass out for some reason while in mid-air.

>>388969413
It seems you already have superfaggot powers

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>yfw Pearl wins the second Splatfest and Mariniafags bitch and cry again

>>388971894
>>388972169's was better

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Its great we can now protect our woomies from drowning.
You ARE protecting your woomy from drowning, right anon? Surely you don't want your woomy to drown.

>>388968479
What are you going to do with invisibility. What the actual fuck are you going to do? You don't need to be invisible to fuck off. Just go lock yourself in your room.
The only reasons to be invisible, is to get away with some creepy shit. This anon has it right. >>388968776

Squids can't fly but squids
can mimic their enviroment and become "invisible"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wtLrlIKvJE
Squids are awesome creatures.

>>388972797
Looks like she belongs in a children's version of baywatch.

>>388971510
Why would you only be invisible in some parts of em spectrum?

>>388973128
maaaaan I feel like the blurps could have been better on this, why not shit like:
>has literally never reflected a light particle in his entire life

>>388970225
Nono he's technically right. The light would pass straight through your invisible eyes, which would mean the light couldn't possibly pass into your retinas, rendering you blind.

>>388973745
Would you also be cold because you can't receive the heat of the sun?

>>388973667
then people would use a sonar on you.

>>388973941
Well your clothes wouldn't be invisible, only your skin, so depends how useful you want it to be

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>yfw you see a black inkling in game

>was supposed to go to a bar to celebrate a friend's acceptance into a good medical school
>that very friend is also a gamer, but hates splatoon passionately
>his face when i'm ditching him for Pearl

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>>388972797
whats with this anatomy?
why are their butts so disproportionate?

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>>388974425

What would you even do with invisibility?

>>388975315
Entrapment don't answer this anons

>>388968479

Invisibility is for perverts and thieves too stupid to realize flying would be better for stealing.

>>388975315
Post more anonymously on 4chan than I could before

>Flight
>Invisiability
>Not superior time stop powers

Chrono Mages and Time Powers > Everything.

>>388975315
go invisible

>>388975920
>Freeze time
>Die of suffocation

>>388975716
Good point

>>388969413

It´s the "splatoon is for children" again. You /v/ move of "CoD and Battlefield are for children" and now this.

>>388975920
>stop time
>light stops moving
>can't see shit
lol

>>388969934
>>388970225
>>388973745
>>388973941
>>388974417
lads it's super powers, not grounded in reality powers, your power could be bending light at your whim, or mind control to make people not see you, the possibilities are endless, light doesn't have to pass right through you

>>388976061
Time stop users like to believe their magic also lets them control things like light and air at will.

>>388975920
if you time stop
you become blind
because you also stop photons

>>388974671
They are squids

>>388974227
>sonar on a non reflective small object in a low density environment

>>388976215
You'd probably die the moment you move from the friction, if you can move.

>>388976158
My super power makes all super powers around me become grounded in reality

I am the most devastating anti hero around

>>388976061
>not unfreezing time before you die
I guess maybe if you only have the power to freeze time and can't unfreeze it

>>388975315
Go to a club and slap someone's girlfriend ass. And no one can do shit.

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>>388976482
My super power is to have lots of super powers

>>388976482
Fuck off Touma.

>Flight is the better power so it'll be the most popular
>All the no-lifers are going to side with Marina in being a perverted criminal
>Not skilled enough at the game to turn matches around myself
>Have to choose between my honest answer or an enjoyable Splatfest experience

>>388972994
>The only reasons to be invisible, is to get away with some creepy shit.
You think small. Stealing shit would be a breeze, you could become a government agent/assassin, you could become the world's greatest porn star (100% of girl gets fucked, 0% man-ass in shot), the list goes on.

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>>388976567
Just be this guy

>>388976557
OK, how about

>Freeze time
>accidentally freeze the human host you are inhabiting
>die

>>388976917
>It's not just about being a criminal or pervert
>You could be a PROFESSIONAL criminal or pervert

>>388976567
>people shoot you at random.
>a bullet reach you
>blood path
>can't get medical attetion witout going to prison or being disected by goverment.
>dies from blood loss

>>388977052
More like
>freeze time
>universe stopped in time for all eternity and you along with it

>>388977205
That's only a problem if you are American though.

>>388977116
>porn stars are perverts
ok
Also the post said the only reason is creepy shit, not creepy shit and criminal activity. Get bent

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>>388977205
>americans actually have to worry about being hit by stray bullets in discotheques

>>388968479
>the chad soar vs virgin creep

Flight is horrible, all you need is one jerk to catch you on their phone and you're fucked

At least with invisibility you can hide
>>388977261
If that were the case no one would ever know

>freeze time
>it's actually a concept, not something that can be stopped
>your mind explodes

>>388969736
Yeah, you can make someone kill their teammate, hold their heart still, keep their lungs from taking in air...
I think the fact I thought of all those ideas myself gives a clear picture of my mental state
help me

>>388968479
Fucking retarded, should've been flight vs Teleportation.

Fucking Nintendo is stupid

>>388971510
>Intangibilty

Fuck off, Mirio.

>>388977487
the only thing that hovers more than flyfag virgins is their hand on girls they're too beta to touch
meanwhile chads are so alpha that girls wanna fuck them even without being able to see them

>>388977492
Time is generally understood to be a dimension

Now, realistically talking, how much can you do with flight? Sure, flying would be pretty cool, but how fast do you fly? As fast as you can run? Flight could be handy if you can't be asked to get a ladder, but that's about it.

>>388977578
Then you teleport into matter particles (literally everywhere on the planet) and displace entire parts of your body and brain

Does this shit start tomorrow?

>Timestop powers let you do more than simply all or nothing
>Slow time down to just 1/4 the rate or so for just a moment
>An easy 50MPH baseball pitch with good arm control becomes a 200+ MPH fastball with deadly precision

>>388977301
Yes, the rest of the world would burn you at the stake for witchcraft.

Anyone that picks Invisibility is a bad person, fact. There is no reason to pick invisibility over flight unless you're a despicable low life or a complete loser.

If you can fly, you probably don't have a need for a car most days, and commuting becomes a lot easier. If you're stuck somewhere, you can just fly yourself to safety. With invisibility you can slap some girls ass and run away. It's not even a contest.

>>388977717
About as fast as you could walk or run, but then you want to land at half that speed

>>388977717
also your body will be fucked if you plan to go at speeds obove the sound barrier.

>>388977768
You're over estimating how fast you could fly, it's not practical at all. Plus you'd get attacked by birds *all* the time

THE BEST SUPER POWER HANDS DOWN IS IMAGINATION MANIFESTATION.

>>388968479
indetectability. otherwise flight.

>>388968479
>wanted to pick flight because flight is fucking great
>friend lets his little brother pick invisibility while I was grabbing some pizza

>>388977996
You're like 50 times their size. Just flap your arms and CACAW loudly to assert your dominance over the lesser aerial creatures.

>>388977817
With invisibility you can:
Become the world's greatest spy
Become the world's greatest assassin
Become a master thief
Pull ebin pranks of people
Make someone think they're haunted
and yeah perv on people
just a few off the top of my head

>>388978183
if people use mental attacks or mind control on you.

You are fucked.

>>388977996
You're underestimating how useful being off the ground is compared to having others just not see you. Flight is useful when by yourself, but being invisible has no practical use outside of hiding from others. I'll take being able to glide a few inches off the ground or skip grabbing a ladder every now and then over glorified camouflage.

>>388978346
Which is why the first thing you manifest is a telepath proof helmet.

>>388978346
maybe... but I created a magical object that gives me immunity to such attacks.

>>388978278
You're still limited by your own physical abilities, you nignog. How the hell can you be a spy if you're 200+ pounds and can't even pull yourself over a wall?

And you'd still make noise.

>>388978253
Must be some pussy ass birds where you live, you'll get swooped and clawed and pecked entering a lot of their airspace, either way you're better off driving since you can't fly at anywhere near 60km/hr

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>>388978503
I guess having others not see you is redundant if you already spend most of your time alone in your room anyway

>there are people who wouldn't take invisibility for the rape alone
wtf /v/

How fast would you be able to fly?

>>388978889
DNA test

>>388978503
I guess flight is actually the most useful, since you need to be naked to be invisible anyway, and it's rarely good enough outside to stay naked all day. A mild hover with the ability to float to your roof or whatever is quite practical

>>388978278
That stuff is all fine and dandy, but you can't be an out of shape NEET sperg with anxiety issues to do that stuff, invisible or not. Flying is just flying, no matter the users various retarded issues.

>>388978889
You'd still leave your DNA behind you fucking mong.

>>388978973
invisible DNA

Working and functioning control of Alchemy from Fullmetal alchemist is the best power

>>388979037
>>388978663
Yeah, I didn't really take into account that some have limitations like yours. Ah well, I'd have fun with invisibility, you keep your flight, Amerifats

>>388977519
Imagine high level telekinesis
>using friction to create extreme face-melt heat
>sanding all your opponents into a bloody cloud with a bag of playground sand or just some water
>literally everything is a bullet
>condense air and release it in a deadly superpowered stream
>and if we really want to get crazy, take apart molecules and atoms on a subatomic level and rearrange them into whatever you want

>>388978889
if people can track you via poop
they can do it with semen.

>>388979271
*sneaks up behind u with my invisibility*
heh....stupid Americlaps

>>388979290
>pull object towards your hand
>acceleration forces your hand to go through your face

>>388979417
Probably just track him through his phone he forgot to leave at home or they follow the sound of an invisible shivering man whos reaching up his asshole to get his keys out

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>>388972191
One can only hope.

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>>388972797
that squid midriff

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>>388974425

>>388979290
You don't want to be near an atomic explosion if you are not proof radiation.

>>388976414
wasn't there an episode of Dexter's Lab that did something like this

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>>388977764
>Time stop powers
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?

>>388981127
At least post a JoJo from a part that has timestop shenanigans.

Flight doesn't allow you to do anything that existing technology can't already do. Aside from the admittedly fun, but temporary, thrill of moving yourself in the air, you have to rely on the world and the new places you can travel to provide you with new experiences. Flight is for those without creative minds who have to rely on already-existing locales to entertain them. Invisibility, however, puts the power in the user's hands to come up with entertainment. It's not about WHERE you use invisibility, but HOW. Flight provides a month of 80% thrill and a lifetime of 10% usefulness, invisibility provides a lifetime of 60% thrill and 80% usefulness. People who claim invisibility is only for creeping are just not creative enough to grasp its non-creepy possibilities.

>>388981361
>but HOW.
You say that but invisibility is far more limited than flight especially since all of the places you would want to sneak into has some kind of security that would pick you up.

I'm deciding to always go with the unpopular choice because for some reason they end up winning

>>388981361
Then enlighten us, oh creative one.

>>388980765
You're thinking of that episode where Dexter clocks up to do his homework.

>>388981361
>Being able to float off the ground has absolutely no practical use once the novelty wears off
>But not being seen has tons of uses that will always work no matter how many times you do them and they're not creepy I swear

>>388972994
>What the actual fuck are you going to do?

Walk through the ghetto at night without getting mugged or shot.
Work as a spy for the government/military or a company.
Be a badass magician with a disappearing act no one can ever figure out.
Make 1 million dollars by presenting your invisibility power to James Randy and proving you have a supernatural ability.
Make criminals paranoid as fuck by stopping them without them ever knowing who you are or when/if you're around at any given time.

There's a bunch of cool stuff you can do with invisibility. Why are you such an uncreative creep that you can't think of anything but creepy shit to do?

think of all the feet you can smell with invisibility holy shit

>>388981928
If girls could fly they could shove their feet in your face any time because they don't have to touch the ground

>>388981916
Being invisible does shit all as a spy when infrared vision exists.

>>388982079
im about to cum

>>388969413
>Have you even thought about what superpower you would want more since you left elementary?
Shapeshifting.

Like holy shit, every single one of my dreams would be fulfilled with this abillity. I could become the most attractive man on earth, I could make my body literally invincible, I could become a cute loli, I could become a dickgirl, I could become a bird and fly, I could grow gills and breathe underwater, I could become a giant tentacle monster, I could become a big dicked orc, I could become my old highschool crush but with machine gun arms so I could track her down and rape her as herself.

The possibilities are endless.

Anyone who picked flight is a normalfag

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>>388976730
>My super power is to have lots of super powers

Sup.

>Puts on thermal vision goggles

I SEE YOU!

>>388981592
>Pick a susceptible target and learn about them covertly
>Whisper things to them that you observed that they think only they can know
>Convince them you are the ghost of an ancestor or an alien or something like that
>Influence them to do your bidding

>Bet big on professional sports
>Attend game
>At critical moment, nudge ball, trip player, etc.
>Influence game and win big

>Play poker
>Peek at opponents' hands
>???
>Profit

>Walk into any restaurant's kitchen
>Eat whatever you want from the window when it's ordered

>With basically free access to food/money, you can walk around and observe people and situations anywhere in the world without anyone bothering you, maximum comfy

These are just off the top of my head. Once you obtained invisibility, you'd constantly be thinking of new things to do. I haven't even touched the creepy possibilities.

>>388982145

I'm pretty sure that not every building in the world is equipped with infrared cameras. Maybe they would be eventually if anyone figured out your shtick, but until then you've got a great gig.

>>388981916
>Walk through the ghetto at night without getting mugged or shot.
If anything you'd be in more danger of stray shots or walking in between a drive by.
>Work as a spy for the government/military or a company.
We don't live in the dark ages anon, thermal equipment is a thing.
>Make criminals paranoid as fuck by stopping them without them ever knowing who you are or when/if you're around at any given time.
Same as the first one.

Seems like these two are the only worthwhile ones
>Be a badass magician with a disappearing act no one can ever figure out.
>Make 1 million dollars by presenting your invisibility power to James Randy and proving you have a supernatural ability.
And this one would require you to stay constantly invisible because of the publicity and general fear towards you.

>>388982145
Having to wear infrared vision goggles or use infrared equipment is a hindrance that would still give you a leg-up over your enemies, not to mention not all opponents have infrared technology deployed

>>388968776
If everyone is super. No one is.

>>388971673
You mean like now?

>>388979091
T-that's not how that works.

>>388982213
that's not sylar

also that show went off the fucking rails godamn. so many weird twists

>>388982339
>>Work as a spy for the government/military or a company.
>We don't live in the dark ages anon, thermal equipment is a thing.
>>Make criminals paranoid as fuck by stopping them without them ever knowing who you are or when/if you're around at any given time.
>Same as the first one.

As I said here >>388982338 not every building has thermal cameras and not everyone walks around with fucking thermal equipment. Maybe organized criminals would start having that shit, but the average mugger isn't gonna spend all that money on expensive equipment to lug around just to make sure you're not nearby. And even if they did, that'd be a sure sign to the police that someone was up to no good if they were walking around checking behind themselves with thermal goggles constantly.

>>388982338
A lot have motion sensors though

>>388982273
>ghost
That's fucking cruel, anon.
>sports
Oh yeah, you're totally not going to get trampled on by 10 other people who are actively hunting the ball. Good call.
>poker
What're you going to do, say you have to go to the bathroom so you can get up? Most people put their hands back down again after checking their cards. You won't have the chance to peek.
>kitchen
Oh yeah, fucking cause a ton of trouble for innocent bystanders just so you can get a free meal.
>comfy
You're a dumb manlet that only cares for personal comfort and doesn't care for causing trouble to people around him.

>>388982592

Sylar's base power is intuitively understanding how things work. He uses it to reverse engineer people's abilities by looking at their brains and then collects powers that way, but without any heroes around he could still use the power of understanding how shit works.

Peter's base power is just the ability to use other people's powers. Without any heroes around he has nothing. His superpower literally is just having lots of (other people's) superpowers.

>>388982273
This sounds boring and malicious compared to visiting different parts of the globe.

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TFW invisifags think their rapist power is practical

>>388982746
>What're you going to do, say you have to go to the bathroom so you can get up? Most people put their hands back down again after checking their cards. You won't have the chance to peek.

Nah, you need to have a partner. You stand around the table invisibly peeking at player's cards, then you silently signal someone who's playing how they should bet, who's bluffing, etc. by tapping their leg or something.

>>388982273
>These are just off the top of my head
I can tell because they're all terrible.

For starters influencing someone like that doesn't work in real life not to mention you won't be able to follow them without them noticing. So say if you're following them into the house either you'll get the door slammed in your face and you'll be found out or you'll bump into them and again get found out.

I don't even see how your second one can work without getting yourself trampled not to mention you would have to be as physically capable as the athletes themselves in most cases.

Poker would require you to go invisible multiple times meaning you would have to leave the table multiple times to which people would also begin to suspect you. not to mention what this anon says >>388982746 about players putting down their cards.

Kitchen is the same deal as the first, there's no way you could get by unnoticed.

The final one is unfeasible for the most part given you would have to deal with security to gain money so you would be forced to steal scraps of food.

>>388982746
>Oh yeah, you're totally not going to get trampled on by 10 other people who are actively hunting the ball. Good call.

It'd be pretty easy to nudge a golf ball away from or towards the hole, or nudge a billiard ball into a pocket, or even to knock a football of its tee before a kick.

>Most people put their hands back down again after checking their cards. You won't have the chance to peek.

You could team up with a regular player. You stand behind the opponents invisible and look at their hands, then give a discreet signal to your partner by tapping their shoulder or manipulating something in their field of view. Alternately, play roulette or craps.

>Oh yeah, fucking cause a ton of trouble for innocent bystanders just so you can get a free meal.

It's hardly a "ton" of trouble. I've worked in a restaurant, there's lots of food that goes to waste, and it's easily replaced.

You just sound too small-minded for something like invisibility.

>>388983143
>if you're following them into the house either you'll get the door slammed in your face and you'll be found out or you'll bump into them and again get found out.

Sometimes people leave the door open for a second while they go put something down. You could walk in then.

>>388968479
The perversion potential of invisibility is just too great to ignore. Sneak into some supercuties bedroom and watch her masturbate. Introduce yourself and inevitably get to fuck her by the sheer awesomness of your power alone. Gather a harem of worshippers. Steal their panties. Stalk them and feel them up when they least expect it. Get free meals from them because you're broke as fuck from just creampieing pussy all day.

>>388983143
Holy shit you would be a shitty invisible person. Why would you just let the door get slammed in your face? Why wouldn't you quietly tail the target until you had an opportunity to steal their housekey, then make a copy before replacing it? Then you can get in when you won't be noticed and whisper to them while they sleep. Or infiltrate a different time when they leave the door open, then leave a window unlocked. There are tons of ways you could tail someone without being noticed, and if they thought something funny was going on, just tell them you're a ghost, of course you're doing weird shit to them.

>>388983743
>Sometimes people leave the door open for a second
This is real life anon, not a sitcom. They'd close it with their foot or something to that degree and come back to lock it later

>Hang out in the park every day, giving bread to pigeons and crows
>Befriend the birds so they'll fly with you
>Train them to target, attack, retrieve things
>Get up on top of buildings easily and watch over the neighborhood
>Be a city-level superhero who uses invisibility and birds to fight crime

>>388983143
You don't have to deal with security to gain money. Just find literally any woman who puts her purse down and get money from it. Easy scores when women put their purse under a table at restaurants or next to them in a movie theater. Or do what >>388983836 said and follow someone into their home, raid their wallet when they put it down. If you want to be all moralfag about it, only steal from shitty people you observe while being invisible.

>>388983959

>come in with armload of groceries
>leave door open while you set down the bags
>go back to close the door

I've done this plenty of times, I've seen people do this plenty of times. I'm sorry that you live in niggerville where everyone has to close their doors immediately lest they risk a home invasion, but there are plenty of places where people aren't so constantly paranoid about shutting their door immediately.

Based on this thread invisiblefags are villains and flyfags are heroes?

>>388984131
So basically you want to turn every neighborhood into niggerville by introducing this paranoia to them, all for your own shits and giggles.

>>388983959
>Person goes in door and closes it too fast
>Knock on door
>They open it and see no one
>From the corner of their house, make a strange noise
>They go to investigate, you go in the door

Easy peasy. You must be a brainless tri-slosher main.

>>388984198
More like invisifags are unimaginative and flyfags are unimaginative, and everyone is being THAT GUY who "ackshully" the physics of the situation.

>>388984260

It only gets introduced if you're caught, but who would believe someone who claimed to have their home invaded by a ghost anyway?

>Be flightfag
>Want to travel to new and exciting places
>Can only fly at subsonic speeds
>Get tired over the ocean and drown

>>388983836
>then make a copy before replacing it?
Yeah, go and get a copy so your face is on camera wherever you get it done.
Genius.

>Or infiltrate a different time when they leave the door open
>>388983959
>then leave a window unlocked.
What kind of window these days don't require you to press a button from the inside in addition to the regular lock? On top of that it would require you searching for the keys to the window and the luck that the owner doesn't shut it again.
It's the 21st century anon.

>>388984131
>I've done this plenty of times
Good for you but it's worth noting that you aren't the norm. First things first, unless they have someone else with them to do it they're going to close the door.

>>388984317
>From the corner of their house, make a strange noise
>They look from the door
>see nothing
>they go back inside
>you're locked outside

As a teenager I would've chosen invisibility.

As an adult, I want flight. As long as you can fly fairly fast the opportunity to go wherever I want in much less time is huge. I'm already well-set for money so I don't need to steal shit.

>>388969413
I think about it, and ask other people questions like that, all the time.

>>388984664

>fly somewhere
>get seen
>FAA fines you thousands of dollars for flying an unregistered, illegal aircraft without a pilot's license

I'd still prefer invisibility.

With invisibility, you never have to worry about getting sunburned ever again.

>>388984907
You only have to worry about sunburn if you're a whitewashed fuccboi.

Invisibility is nigh useless unless you plan on living as a scrounger stealing bits and pieces from food stalls and such.
Flight is the quintessential hero ability on the other hand and on it's own can garner a lot of fame. That aside it can be used for day to day work as well.

>>388984480
your body will not withstand
sonic speeds
You need invulnerability, become metallic or have a resistent skin or good healing factor.

>>388985772
>your body will not withstand
>sonic speeds
Tell that to good old Felix

>>388974671
Their hips are really wide.