>(short name in lowercase) has joined the server

that was me, sorry

i'll put some xXxXxs and 420s in there next time

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>pablo.escobar55 has joined the server

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>gregor has joined the server
>roftlstomps us, dies like twice and gets 50+ kills
>check his profile
>level 1
>only tf2 in his library

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>Tsundere Anime Girl has joined the server

Why do you faggots do this?

my XBL name being lower case has bothered me for years but I'm not paying cash money to one letter because fuck that.

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>>388968604
>proceed to lose unceremoniously

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>>388969008
>(meme reference) has joined the server

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>GayCuck has joined the server

>>388966826
tfw this is me

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>>388969153
>Pepe The Frog has joined the server

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>>388969246
>~ has connected.

>can i get 20$ on pump number uhh has join the game
I've run into like 4 different people in TF2 casual with this name

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>XxXSephiroth420SasukeXxX has joined the server

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>>388969086
>(guy with anime girl avatar) has joined the server
>proceeds to curb stomp everybody

>>388969559
>(guy with anime girl avatar) has joined the server
>proceeds to job hard like a cuck

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>CRy5T4l has joined the game

>dicksacula has joined the server
>He's actually good

>>388968604
>they have no synergy at all and just rush to the middle of the map to die one second later

>>388966826
literally me

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>Art Vandelay has joined the server

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>Mister Lister the Sister Fister has joined the server

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>>388966826
>FluffyPony69 has joined the server
>FluffyPony69: GUYS I'M HOOVY DON'T SHOOT ^_^
>FluffyPony69: ANON WTF I'M FRIENDLY STOP KILLING

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>>388970016
>GUYS I'M FRIENDLY STOP KILLING
>kill him anyway
>he starts playing for real
>gets wrecked by everyone
>spouts several angry chat messages and ragequits after ten minutes

>>388966826
>blackdragonghostshadowofwar disconnected

>>388970308
>Stop killing me, I'm friendly
>kill him
>he goes murderous and wins the game for his team

Alternatively
>don't kill him
>he tosses sandviches for you after fighting hard in the enemy base

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>youtuber has joined the server
>YOOOO WHAT'S UP EVERUBODY

>___wolf666 connected

>poopbutt has connected
How does he have every game?

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>LoneWolf has joined the server

That was me back in 2003 playing RVS

>Harrenhal has connected

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>Splatwhore
>DatFuccBoi

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>波 has joined the game
>locks genji

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>>388970727
>https://wwwtwitchtv/hugeattentionwhore6969 has joined the server
>https://wwwtwitchtv/hugeattentionwhore6969: Hey guys what's up pls watch my stream!

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>X is best girl has joined the server
>want to tell him calmly and logically why is wrong but don't want to look like a fucking faggot in front of all my teammates

>>388970970
who?

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>tfw 5 letter name lowercase from my favorite semi-obscure ps1 platformer

only down side is it's very easy to google drop me. which is a huge pet peeve of mine.

pic unrelated i just wanted to post it

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>I join the server
>mfw I'm actually gregor

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>Dad..? has joined the server

>>388968296
Surgical accuracy in this post

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>>388966826
>"Harangutan" has joined the server

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>Gabber has joined the server

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>>388966826
>[name]_[lastname} has joined the server

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>Bjornulf has joined the server

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>>388966826
>(reference to that thing you love) has joined the server

>play pc game on steam
>has numbers in his name
What the fuck? If this was console I would understand, but seriously. Why the fuck do you retards have numbers on your Steam names?

> has connected

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>You were killed by Gay Mike and the Hair Lips

legitimately laughed out loud

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>kevin98 has joined the server
>kevin98: hi

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>>388971484
>(reference to that thing you love) turns out to be a complete insufferable faggot that gives [that thing you love] fans a bad name

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>mom has joined the server
>"Anon isnt today the penis inspection day?"

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>My OC has joined the server

> has joined the server

>>388971717
rip undertale and jojo

>>388971606
You do realize that someone born is 1998 is almost twenty years old, right?

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>>388972134
>implying that 20 is old

>mike1267421234 has joined
>game allows people with the exact same names to play

???

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>be friendly to the hoovy
>get sandwich from him when in need

>>388968454
Ask the ironic weebs.

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>player [twitch url] has joined the game

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>(character)_Main has joined the server
>picks (character)
>is shit

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>dumb chuuni pls no bully has joined the server

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>XxxxDarkAngelXxxxxX has joined the server

>xXx_Dark_Sasuke_xXx has joined the server
>hola

>[furry avatar] has joined the server

>>388971010
Kektus

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>tightboipucci has joined the server

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>>388972809
>XxxxDarkAngelXxxxxX has joined the server
>he's actually a decent player and nice to his teammates

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>>388971606
>Anon99 has joined the server
>mfw it's me
Stay mad geriatrics.

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>>388972809
PURGE THE UNCLEAN

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>Saudi_K1NG1 has joined the server.

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>Dark spirit FISTFISTFISTFIST has invaded

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>>388971010
I can never understand the rational.
>I want you all to stop playing the game to watch me play the game.

>big heals has joined the party
>he'a a smite monk

>ãóöûöœēæ has joined the server.
>ãóöûöœēæ: cyкa

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>>388972809
>XxxxDarkAngelXxxxxX team killed [yiff]Leman_Russ<3[yiff]

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>copy some chatty faggot's name and kill him repeatedly

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>>388973401
>god_emperor has joined the server

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>kirito388192830394747920383839 has joined the game

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>gregor has joined the server
>FaggotronXxX has joined the server
>FaggotronXxX: HEY, DON'T YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME, GREGOR. YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
>Drama from some other server spills out into this one

>>388972381
ironic weebs aren't even being ironic anymore. they're just deluding themselves into thinking that they aren't even bigger faggots than other weebs.

>>388973807

>not Leman_Ruff

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>>388973607
SHINIGAMI

SHINIGAMI

SHINIGAMI

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>ben has joined the server

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>>388971495
i dont think those people are old enough to use this site :)

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>M@dTh@d has joined the server

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>>388972236
I think it is developmentally.
People randomly started treating me like I'm a seasoned man when I hit 20.

>asshole joined the server
>stomps everyone while spamming taunts

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>///YOUTUBE.COM/BUMBLEFAGGOT\\\ [THE GAYBOYZ] SKu!!_K!LlaH95 {{{FREE SKINS @ CREDIT_CARD_INFORMATION.COM}}} has joined the server

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>Goku has joined the server

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>vislav.alek has joined the server
>goes engineer the entire game

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>>388970531
>hurr durr friendlies are good players who want to have fun

Friendlies are always braindead retards who can't play the game normally so they decide to get attention by being annoying. Making them mad by killing them is one of the greatest joys in gaming.

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>>388969917

>Uncle Lester Child Molester had joined the server

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>Codename Deep Cummer joins the server

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>>388971010
>person is on the opposite team
the amount of times someone linked their stream in all chat in rainbow 6 siege is astounding

>>388968296
>>388971237
how is this even possible
are we under some kind of experiment

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>teamkiller678 has joined the server

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мaccивнaя пиздa winskins.com has joined the game

>>388974912
Thats pretty fucking good, tbqh. I prolly will steal this.

>>388974912
>Not Mister Lister The Sister Fister

>qwerty123 has joined the server

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> has joined your team
>: ,Anon89?
>: ?????

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>>388966826
>pol faggot has joined server

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>Rainbow Dash has joined the server

>>388974485
me except for the stomping everyone part

>>388969917
>>388974912
>Lister's Sister the Fist Resister has joined the server

>>388971010
>>388973607
It's pretty fun to open your opponent's stream in a fighting game and hear their reactions.

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>>388966826
>[thing] 1
>[thing] 2
>they spend the entire time dicking around with each other and ruining the experience for everyone else

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>other team was going easy on you the whole time

>(name of ingame character spelled with wacky characters)04/(name of ingame character)Main has entered the server
>they suck ass with said character

>xxXDemon_WolfXxx has joined the game
>picks scout class

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>Jonathan the Hedgehog joined the server

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>[BR]killian.2007 joined the server
>blank picture
>level 0

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>>388977043

>>388968296
he knows

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>[a bunch of special characters] has joined the server
>default "?" picture
>private profile
>"OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU"

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>guy with blank name joins the server
>mfw

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>>388966826
>(fetish) has joined the server
>(/pol/ meme) has joined the server
>kys has joined the server

>>388977380
How tf do you call this faggots?
blank space guy?
no name fag?

>>388975185
I fucking love opening these faggots streams on a 2nd monitor and curbstomping them by telling my team what their positions are

>[firstname][lastname][Date of birth or Area Code] has joined the game

Why do people do this

>>388977721
its a challenge

>>388977531
idk but I leave every time I see them

They're all incredibly good at any game they play

>>388977721
>[your credit card information] has joined the game.

>>388977835
MASAKA?!?!?

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>check profile
>it's filled with useless information, dumb trivia, "facts about me", specs, and so on
>50+ friends
>ironic weebshit everywhere
>comments filled to the brim with "inside jokes"
>mfw

why must they do this

>>388978145
>has his own steam group named after himself where everyone circlejerks him

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>Mr Buddy Pickles joined the server

>>388978145
want me to post it?

>your mom has joined the game

>>388978535
yes

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>Join server
>"hey anon"
>"don't join this team"
>"faggot"

i miss those times

>>388977781
They are sentient AIs thats why

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>[Hi (Anon) don't ignore me] has joined the server

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>Nate Higgers has joined the game

>>388966826
>NoLogo has joined the server
I remember this faggot. CS 1.5, NS 1, he was a fucking monster. Maybe he is dead now. Arrested for all those kills he got.

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>>388978656
>tfw use green steam

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>username consists of nothing but that square "failed to load" unicode placeholder character
>mfw

>>388978694
>>388978694
>decide to message one of them
>they never go online again

>>388978945
>>mfw
I don´t see any face m8

Steam: [clan name]|The LOL King
Xbox: Xxn1ggerkiller666xX
PSN: Black_Viper1999
Nintendo: Joshua

>>388979025
You need to install counterstrike to see my face

>>388969559
ive literally never seen anyone with anything anime related in their profile not suck complete dick at the game

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>guy with pony avatar has joined the server
>he topscores as medic every round

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>>388978204
I have had to deal with these faggots personally

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>JohnSmith1989
>johnsmith1989
>JohnSmith
>johnsmith
>John
>john
>J
>j

Which of these players is the most skilled?

>>388977296

NANI?

>>388979464
capital J

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>Robert has joined the server
>Robert: hey guys

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>>388971484
>guy catches my name being a reference
>calls me out
>get to talking
>still friends years later

>>388978943
>-chan
>account less than 5 years old
>less tban 150 games (more like less than 10)
>level lower than 10
>less than 30 hours in the past 2 weeks (literally 0)
>primarily F2P games
I score a 5.5 on this.

>hitler vagyok

>>388969402
Thats good

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>>388979556
>Server has joined the Robert
>Robert: hey guys
>Robert: welcome to eb games

>>388973807
>xXxXUrizenXxXx has joined the server
>Horus [back from hospital :D] has changed team
>Iron_Within44 has changed team
>M_I_D_N_I_G_H_T_C_L_A_D has changed team
>Fulgrim<3 has changed team
>FleSh_iS_WeeK has left the game (head disconnected by user)

>>388972450
>guy advertises in twitch in chat
>he's bottomscoring

>ROPlayer has joined the Allies
>######## has joined the Allies

>>388979868
>advertises in twitch
advertises his twitch*

>>388979464
john

>>388966826
Literally me.

>>388972625
Overwatch in a nutshell

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>The Entire Population of Venezuela has joined the server

> has joined the server

>>388978943
I don't feel like I should gain points for having fewer than ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY games on Steam. I also use GoG and direct distribution.

also 30 hours should be 15 or 20 hours desu, at least for the reason above.

>>388979929
><DON>CykaBlyad has joined the server
>immediatelly grabs commander and starts shouting at everyone in russian
>immersion levels gone up 50%

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>ChadWOW took control of the server

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>>388980107

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>japanese name has joined the server
>they're actually japanese

>>388971010
>some vanilla wow pserver on launch
>retards advertising their streams on general

why the fuck would anybody want to watch a guy grinding boars?

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>>388974298
>mfw my username has been marioluigi69 for years now

>>388980268
>[TRVENORDS]-insert kankolle waifu- has joined the Axis
>every waking moment is spent listening to an american scream about jews and not actually touch the radios
ah yes
I knew there was a reason past the mosin that I don't go axis

>the annoying faggot has once again joined your favorite server
>proceeds to whine about everything and tries to tell bullshit stories about how his teamkills are justified

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>xXx^MAGA^xXx has joined the server.

>Adopf Hitler, Atmospheric Technician, has joined the station.

>>388978943
>-Replies with
??? I thought this was about steam profile not 4chan.

>>388979464
>not posting the full pic
fuck you for blu balling me

>>388978943
This must be some edited version because It's more forgiving than the last time I saw it

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>>388979702
>>-chan
Why.jpg

>>388978943
0 haha

>>388981056
It´s like you have never seen the comment section on an image in steam
lurk moar

>>388980484
haha

>>388980974
>Rambling Maniac has joined the station

Honestly glad I got perma banned from /vg/station, the fucking namefags that play the same gimmick over and over again are insufferable.

>>388981220
Just my (dead) /vg/ general's group.

>ShadowShots has joined the server
>ShadowShots: hey guys! NIGGERS! XD

>>388981427
which general

>>388981334
What kind of insecure loser would upload that image to their steam? I know that line was added because people on here would always ask what's wrong with private profiles, and it obviously tickled someone enough they made the image inconsistent and added special snowflake bonus points for people who shat on it.

>>388981440
>ShadowShots destroys the enemy team on his own
ShadowShots: Heh, you're 100 years too late to play me.

>>388981460
/sog/

>>388978943
I have a private profile so I can get around the Jewwalls in Payday 2

>>388981645
>Jewwalls
explain further

>>388979464
John

>>388966826
I unironically use my last name followed by numbers in TF2, and have done so for years. Fuckers always seem to underestimate me.

>>388981746
Everything is too grindy to be able to have fun right away

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>>388978789
>BigDiggerNick has joined the server
>Instaban
>LargeExcavatorNicholas has joined the server

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>the_jmastaj has joined the server

>>388978943
>-At least one VAC ban (In an online multiplayer game**)
Huh? God this image is shit.

>>388978204
what the fuck? is this real?

>>388980974
>2D Space ERP Simulator 2017

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>>388982006
LMAObox?

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>>388982006
Get fucked you cocky cheating nigger

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>>388982063
Sadly, yes.
So is upvoting some shitty screenshot that gets featured on the community of (insert of game related here) by said circle.

>>388979464
Trick question

>Faggot_J

>>388982105
>>388982138
My point is the (as far as I can tell) redundant distinction. Can you be VAC'd in a singleplayer game?

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>tong11zhou has joined the server
>biubiuhao has joined the server
>5677 has joined the server
>jjj311 has joined the server

>not using a pic of yourself as your pfp

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>>388976220
>name myself Rainbow Dash
>go medic
>mfw my whole team sucks my cock and doesn't say a word about my name except in praise

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>My steam user is still "MasterofWar" because when I first made it I thought that a mix of Master Chief and Gears of War would sound cool

>>388970308
>>GUYS I'M FRIENDLY STOP KILLING
I don't get why people complain about friendlies, there's nothing better than kicking their shit in and watching them rage.

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>realDonaldTrump has joined the server

>>388982595
2

>moot has joined the server

>>388966826
Why are those guys always so good

>>388982686
who?

>>388982686
>moot has left the server

>>388982417
Who actually does this?

>>388982857
Girls and losers.

>Rickdicklicker has joined the server

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>BaTmAn*LoKo has joined the server

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>>388982909
>Girls
More like crossdressers faggots

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>play with clan
>clan on other team
>we win

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>anon has joined the server
>anon has left the server
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>anon has left the server
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>anon has left the server
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>>388983114
>other team has a cheater
>still win
Is there a better feeling than this?

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>>388980974
>Sawbones, lawyer has arrived on station

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>>388983264
>lmaobox hacker sniper on other team
>using oldvaccinator
>pocket skilled sniper
>dominate him
>he calls my pocket a hacker, then ragequits

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>r@ygold has joined the server

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>>388966826
>Unknown has joined the server

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>user that fits OP's criteria joins the server.
>All around great player
>gives harsh but needed criticism to team mates while motivating them to play better, both individually, and as a team.
>advice slowly but surely pays off
>he mellows out as the team get good
>after two hours of curb stomping and other shenanigans, he unfortunately has to go, but says it was fun
>thank him for playing right before he leaves
>"no problem."
>never see him again
>never forget what he's taught you
>motivated to get even better just for the oft chance you'll meet him again one day.

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>aaa has joined the server
>never says a word
>dominates the game with an almost 50 point lead

>>388978943
some of these could easily be made into one of those virgin/chad comics

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>Foxbutt Blacktail has joined the server
>Pyro main with painted unusual Head Prize

>>388983816
Well memed good sir.

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>>388983613
>you finally 1v1 him to test your power
>win
>as he dies a tear runs down his face because your training is complete and his task is done
>You take his place as the master and begin searching for a apprentice, following the law of the Rule of two

Directed by Christopher Nolan

>>388982417
>>388982857
Me

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>>388978943
Pic related is my avatar, if that counts as anything, its not for furfaggotry i just chose it at random. And I'm in the /v/ Tabletop Simulator group and the Viscera Cleanup Detail group. so 1 or 2.

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>>388978943
>more than 75 friends
>play a lot of TF2 and Paladins
>trade TF2 hats

2.5 points, could be worse

i hope steven universe gets a pass as far as anime goes, i have a pearl avatar

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>Tom has joined the server
>hes a nice guy and plays pretty well

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what does /v/ think about steam pfps with sports players?

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>Your mom have joined the server

>>388985031
whut

>>388982368
Leaderboard shit?

Why it's always the people with lower case or short names always beasting in game¿!

>>388985392
Because it's not a vanity project to them. The username is just a means to an end. Something that's keeping them from playing video games.

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>>388983916

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>>388966826
I don't think there's any other way to play an FPS, doing this literally makes me cum

>no mic
>first name in lowercase
>stock loadout
>still top the leaderboard
The ultimate masturbatory gaming experience

>>388984971
>posts fag cartoons
+5 points

>>388984240
post your pfp

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>>388985845

>>388979464
john, followed by John

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>[spooky anime girl] joins the server
>Ippen... shinde miru?
>proceeds to kick your ass and then sends you to hell

>>388985834
Not on steam profile = doesn't apply sweetie.

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>>388985834
>has no taste

+20 points and a faggot badge of honor

>>388985965
Can I get a quick rundown?

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>>388978943
>canadian

>>388986154
How was that anime called? I used to watch it on tv

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>>388970727
>youtuber has left the server
>everyone else immediately leaves too

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>Stacks_o_Hacks has joined the server

>>388986565
rothschilds
aliens
france
control
aliens

>>388982686
>cuck has joined the server

>>388979124
and ive literally never seen anyone with anything anime related in their profile not stomp the shit out of everyone

>Ivan Cykablyadov has joined the server

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>Tekken on PC forces you to look at the person avatar before fighting
>90% of them is either a pepe or an anime girl
I fucking hate the state of the internet.

>>388987151
>forces you to look
damn, do you need rape counseling?

>>388979464
>john

>>388985845
I use it for my Twitter/Youtube/pretty much everything, I'm sure you've seen it before.

>tfw like the aesthetic of clan tags
>don't want to join some faggy clan
wat do?

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>>388968454
I-It's not like I wanted to play with you or anything! Baaaaaka!

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>now you are blinking and breathing manually has joined the game

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>[named themselves after a pro player] has joined the server

>>388986997
t. lying weeb with anime profile

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>Guy with blank name joins
>also has default question mark avatar
>doesnt say shit, does the best on the team, then leaves without a trace
>look on recently played and he wasnt there

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>>388987873
Oh god.

>>388978943

What if I have a good reason to use a private profile?

I main killer in Dead by Daylight.

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>[Azn]Juan has joined the server

>xX____-MoDzXx joined

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>furryboi has joined the server
it was me i was the furryboi!

>"creative" name has joined the server
>spams shitty binds whole time he's there, rapes his keyboard talking about how noskill you are when you kill him

>>388974912
>Walking Talking Steven Hawking has joined the server

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>>388972134

>>388988787
Hey, where'd my head go?

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>>388978943
>0 points on the red flag list

Nice

>>388986609
Jigoku Shoujo

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is this ok?

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>[name that's constantly changing] has joined the server
>he gets upset when you kill him
>changes the name to yours somehow and starts spamming slurs in chat

>>388985583
Always go with the underdog.

> has joined the game
> chat ceases to exist except for fleeting moments someone writes something there

>>388978943
-furry avatar
-bought muvluv VN
been called cool a lot but too bad I don't care for people in general.

but what's wrong with supporting games even if they're VNs?

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>>388966826
>(extremely common american name in lowercase) has joined the server

>>388975693
>Not Uncle Lester Child Molester

>>388978943
>account is less than 5 years old
>SAM/idlemaster user
Only two points, surprising.

>Godofpainandcarnagewhocansinglehandedlywreckyourentireteam has joined the server

>>388990915
fuck, i love wasting time with this game

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>>388974728
imagine getting this triggered by friendlies

>>388986154
this never happened

>>388991619
This. Hell is the games that make you make an account, demand that you have a very specific name (no numbers, symbols, spaces, etc...) but won't let you have a name that's been taken.

>>388986246
>>has no taste
>likes some shitty /co/mblr show

>>388978943
Who worth adding here?

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>>388992009
>>likes some shitty /co/mblr show

>he doesnt know

>>388991826
don't get upset for being called out for being wrong

>>388992305
kill yourself and have some drag your corpse back to /co/

>Bear has joined the server

>>388966826
>BEEF_CHIEF has joined the server

>>388976569
This. I beat Chris G on PC UMvC3 online and it was fun.

>>388991448
-furry avatar
post it