Did Breen deserve it?

>>388957052
I TURNED MY SELF INTO A BEAN FREEMAN!
no he didn't

probably

Needs more ferns.

>>388957052
what?

who?

>>388957052
He actually did nothing wrong, everything he did was an attempt to keep humanity safe from genocide by combines.

>>388957052
Dr. Breen? More like Dr. Bean

>>388957052
when?

Dr. Breen's Mean Bean Machine

HEY MR. FREEMAN!

I'M A PICKLE!

the original breen is dead. thats a copy

>>388957726
>>388957787

Dr Wallace Breen, the Administrator of Black Mesa/Ambassador to the Combine in the Half-Life series.

>>388958015
Episode 3

Was getting grub'd part of your plan?

>>388958141
The original you is long dead. You are only alive for a Plank time interval. After any of those intervals, you die and what lives for the next interval is time is merely a clone of yourself. Get fucked, clone.

>>388959081
This. Continuity of consciousness is an illusion.

>>388959081
and? doesnt bother me. my past self might have an issue but my current self doesnt give a fuck

>>388957052
THEY TURNED ME TO A GRUB GORDY
I'M GRUB BREEN

>>388959661
Then there really wasn't a point in mentioning the original Breen is dead

>>388957052
and now he just wants to die

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>>388959081
>This is what atheists actually believe

Real human bean

>>388959081
Shit man, almonds

>>388959081
This isn't true

>>388961574
When did God cucks come to infest 4chan?

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>>388962383
Same time we stopped being 16 years old and grew out of our Atheist phase pretending not to be underage.

>>388962671
Are you a Christian?

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>>388962762
Define Christian

>>388962383
Whenever there is something that make people irrationally mad, you'll have them here

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>>388958086
Under rated

Who is breen

>>388962876
Take an infinite amount of painters doing that shit with more than one color of paint for an infinite amount of time and you'll eventually get that picture.

Jesus Christ Christfags are so fucking dense.

>>388957052
Breen got what he signed up for

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>>388959081
cerebellum stimulated

He did choose to become a maggot. It doesn't really matter with humanity being doomed no matter what.

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>>388957168
So he's Lima Breen?

>>388958015
And why?

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>>388959081
not even slightly

>A host body? Alright Damnit if that's what it takes!

He choose to.

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>>388963062
>He believes in an abstract concept like infinity something he can never see or verify for himself
>He thinks space is infinite
>He thinks time is infinite
Damn nigger didn't realize you had a tardis.

>>388959081
>implying time isn't continuous
Shit I'll bet your dumbass even thinks time is linear too.

>>388963062
Or better yet take a million painters doing that, then every few days shoot the ones in the head whose paintings looked the least like a squirrel and replace them by new painters who learned their technique from some of the remaining ones.

How can anyone believe all of the following:
>God is real
>God is all-powerful
>God is pure good
>God cares about humanity
I'm agnostic atheist. I don't believe in a god but recognize it's possible that one exists. What I find absurd is that any being on that level of power would give a fuck about humanity.

Do you give a fuck about the bacteria on your road to work?

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>unironic christfags on 4chan
Aren't you going to burn in Hell or something for being here?

>>388964657
It's just /pol/ leaking from their containment board, don't worry about it.

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>>388957052
>people still don't get this or the implications
The creature Laidlaw describes is a fucking Combine Advisor obviously. Why would you assume the combine made him into an entirely unrelated maggot creature? The implication is that the advisors aren't even the Combine "race" and that there might might not even be one.

>>388964598
Most people don't but hardcore Jains will choose to meditate to death because being alive requires you to enact some form of violence against other life.

>>388964794
>/pol/ became christian
What the fuck happened?

>>388964794
>d-duh /pol/ boogerman iz here....

>>388965103
How to spot a triggered /pol/lack in one easy step

>>388965209
>EVERYONE IS /POL/ RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kill yourself, my dude

>>388964832
>there might not even be one
I like this idea. The combine should be an ideological movement so all encompassing that it took over their entire universe and is spreading into others simply because it was built to grow continuously. No one has control and no one can stop it.

>>388959081
That's not how time works, in fact time it's an utter bitch in any engineering system because of time causality.
It's be fucking great if it worked like you said since building machines would be so damn easy.

>>388964794
>containment board,

/pol/ uses their board as a base of operations for invading 4chan, reddit and elsewhere. They have Right wing and Russian shills too who aren't going to play by the rules.

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>>388964598
If you read the original translation of the bible its basically implied God is basically a human who lives with other immortal humans who created us just for fun. Also god makes it a point not to interfere. Especially after Jesus dies because that kinda fucks up free will and he lost a lot of motivation after he saw the last advanced civilization go down the degenerate rabbit hole.
>Also samefagging as multiple tippers and calling out le epic /pol/ boogeyman
Lmao. Sad.

>>388965337
>my dude
Hm, from /pol/ AND a normalfag, interesting.

>>388965337
>reeee
back to plebbit

>>388959081
NOOOOOOOO
I CANT...
FUCK.......!
NOOOOOOO!

>>388963964
what the heck carlos

>>388965384

>It's be fucking great if it worked like you said since building machines would be so damn easy.

Not really. For instance you couldn't run any simulation using that time interval as your base, it'd take way too long to do the required calculations that frequently. It's take years to run the program to simulate something that takes seconds in the simulated world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mjky2QE9DA

>>388959081

Nothing about this makes sense.

>>388965474
if you've just literally admitted that the bible is a fucking joke then why are you still shitting on people not believing in it?

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>>388966513
I'm not a christian at least not in the tradtional sense i'm not of a non religious theist but people who believe in the bible have a much more logical belief at least one far better rooted in Occams Razor than fucking fedora tipping retards who believe the world existed out of a fucking random explosion of nothingness.

Intelligent Design will always be a more logical explanation than evolution. Whether its a God who created us, an ancient advanced civilization of proto humans, or aliens.

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Unironic Catholic, only go to Latin rite mass, no sex before marriage (not that this was ever a problem for me) etc, reporting in.

I wanna play the dyson sphere HL game.

>>388967045
why the fuck do you care tho?

it's clear that there is no intelligence who interferes the existing world and that's the only thing that matters

you shouldn't live your life following made up theories about what this potential creator wants you to do, and you shouldn't support people or organisations who are promoting this

>>388968215
I'm talking about the unneccessity of religious rules, not the rules of a society.

>>388958002
Maybe in the beginning but it was pretty obvious that by HL2's time, he was seduced by power and the scientific prospects of the combine.

>>388957052
He was the Administrator back in Black Mesa. Wasn't it his 'experiment' that opened a way for the combine in the first place?

If he was some how in contact with them and set the whole thing up, then yeah he deserves everything.

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>>388967903
>Catholic
Stop joking anon indulgences prove that it was little more than a scam

>>388961574
why's that dude got pedophiles growing out of his head?

>>388970130
Indulgences are not wrong. Only faggots think so. I bet you don't even know what they actually are.

>>388968836
I think that's the other way around. I think he sold the humans out for both to save them and to gain power, but around the time Gordon returns all Breen cares for is his own safety.

>>388970332
They were initially given out based on performing good deeds, which then spiralled into the church's main cash cow. You got to pick a less corrupt denomination

>>388965031
/pol/ is counter culture edge fags.

>>388957052
He died back in Citadel.

>>388958086
nice

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>>388962383

>>388970680
I wouldn't even call them counter culture anymore. the whole board is just a collection of Donald trumps designated ass kissers

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>>388970130
You'll never NOT be a complete fucking retard, and evolution made you that way.

Blame the misfortune of your birth.

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>>388970597
You don't get to pick Truth, you're stuck with it.
Wow, things go wrong irl, how unexpected! That the Church is here still, 2000 years later should shut up any doubter that it's divinely protected even with all the corruption men do. In comparison, US won't survive to see its 300th birthday and also had a plenty of bad leaders, yet I do not see anyone but the most retarded hippies denouncing their citizenship.

>>388970983
Well if we base the Truth on how well a religion has survived to this day, I guess I should convert to Islam or Judaism then. Both religions have gone through genocides and faced the wrath of men and survived.

>>388963062
Take a TV screen
Have each pixel systematically cycle through every color in every possible order
Watch as the TV shows you every possible image
It reveals secrets not yet known to mankind
Landscapes of distant plants
The knowledge of the entire universe
?????
Profit

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>this thread
i came into this thread to talk about Half-Life not to see christians and atheists sperging out.
Would humanity have a chance against the combine if they managed to study the borealis and gain the teleportation technology?

>>388962383
>God cucks
whoa ease up on the buzzwords champ

>>388971408
They could run if they figured out a way to bootstrap drive the Earth away. Fighting was implied to be impossible

>being this zealous over a kike on a stick

>>388971330
>Islam or Judaism
False equivalence. Neither of those are one institution, but ethnic culture interpreted by various institutions thru history how they wanted to.

>>388961574
All those happy people with their happy people faces
Wow the truth sure does set you free

>>388959081
this faux-science horror shit is spewed way too much. it'll be a rick & morty joke soon at this rate.

we need a new bullshit theory to instill existential dread

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>>388962876
>>388963062

APATHEIST MASTER RACE

>>388957168
I'M A BEAN FREEMAN! BEAN BREEN! GET IT? I'M A BEAN! I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BEAN!

>>388971854
There is no global conspiracy, no illuminati, no "" jews"", just people trying their best or worst to get by.

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>>388972816
>no "" jews""

>>388962762
Nah mane I'm a believer of God and His prophet(pbuh)

>>388970378
Exactly, by that point humanity was headed towards extinction anyway and the very slim chance of the time and space traveling wizard Gordon removing the combine would have been worthwhile