Thats right! yesterday was so good, its time for more!
last time on /v/ plays the sims:
>chad and his minion virgin were created
>THE CUBE was built
>chad tried to burn down the bar and failed
>chad died while building robot slaves
>virgin became the new chad
>todd howard moved in
>a member of the paparazzi was imprisoned in the basement to become a painting goblin
>virgin attempted to burn down the bar several times, and failed.
now, a new dawn rises upon sunset /v/alley, and THE CUBE is ready for anything.
what shall they all do?
>>388950489
Remove doors
>>388950489
kill jester
>>388950593
it is done, and virgin and todd have been trapped outside of THE CUBE
>>388950662
what jester?
burn down the bar
>>388950761
thats the plan for tonight. virgins strategy will be diffrent this time. she plans to set the sims themselves on fire before setting the building alight, as they keep extinguishing it.
meanwhile, sue has raised her painting skill to 4!
>>388950743
Todd's actually supposed to be meeting Sean Murray. They're both there, they just can't see each other.
>>388950927
todds meeting does not go well.
todd finds that he cannot bathe or sleep on his couch, as the cube no longer has doors. he spends a long time standing on the lawn shouting.
depressed that she cannot escape this hell, sue gorges herself on ice cream.
>>388951253
Surround Todd with desks that have computers on them without escape. Maybe he'll fix some bugs.
uh oh, a fire has started. what is to be done?
Put the doors back and put Todd on a better career path....in cooking!
get the fireman
>>388951903
actually, it would appear virgin has used magic to put it out. shes becoming awfully good at that.
but the fireman is on their way anyway.
maybe it will be the same one that left chad to die.
>>388951774
get the fireman killl the one who killed chad
>>388952025
>>388951903
WHO SHOULD ARRIVE BUT CLARISSA WORKMAN?
the very same pathetic excuse of a firefighter who left chad to burn.
whats this? it seems she has feelings for the painting goblin as well, and shes brought help to try and break her out.
Oh boy, this is getting pretty interesting
>>388952370
but it would seem shes gone upstairs instead of down. shes trying to find virgin. perhaps to plea for the release of sue.
what do we do?
>>388952990
who the fuck is thias
>>388953201
the slut who slew chad
>>388952990
steal her laptop
>>388952990
kill or trap her too
Reposting that other anon's links for games from previous thread:
>4
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>4 update
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>3
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>2
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Requires some bullshit fixes
>1
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>mfw have to install every sims3 dlc manually
for the love of christ why isn't there one big install for it
Introduce diavolo to the cube, if someone finds his identity kill them
>>388953823
>for the love of christ why isn't there one big install for it
Apparently some xpacks can cause the game to run like shit. I've heard pets is a culprit here.
clarissa has been caught in the basement next to sue. should she be made to paint as well?
>>388954480
todd is meeting the neighbors
>>388954586
I hope the neighbor buys Todd's game
>>388954808
the neighbor could have been talked into it, but virgin has ordered todd to make waffles because shes hungry.
>>388954586
have him go bowling with the neighbors
>>388954945
Is virgin slowly turning into chad?
>>388955026
there must always be a lich king.
>>388954962
todd has been allowed to go out with ian. lets go bowling!
>>388955161
todd fucking blew it, and ian now hates him. still allowed to wander for a while, todd goes to the gym to vent his frustration.
>>388955462
make todd get swole
>>388955462
get todd shredded, we'll see who laughs at his chess club membership then
>>388955462
Todd must become strong enough to surpass Virgin in Chadliness. Put him on SS+GOMAD. Has to eat oatmeal every day.
Make Chris Chan
>>388955969
>>388955697
>>388955631
Todd is determined to get ripped, but he is currently too fatigued to keep pumping iron. hes going to be spending a lot more time at the gym now.
meanwhile, the basement is exactly the same
>>388956274
>2 paint goblins
we need more, a lot more
>>388955462
Fight some guys at the gym after you're done getting swole. Show them who the real alpha male is around here.
>>388956274
Are those piss jars?
>>388956274
what the fuck are those little tubs on the ground
>>388956274
force them to switch rooms
>>388956274
is that the fireman?
>>388956561
>>388956552
its all the ice cream theyve been eating instead of food.
>>388956571
yes. she was captured successfully.
>>388956531
todd approaches a dude and starts talking smack.
>>388957071
jebediah and todd are really butting heads now
>>388957246
its about paid mods isnt it
>>388957246
Kill jester
>>388957246
Smack his face to shit with newfound gains for not preordering Skyrim VR.
>>388957582
>>388957446
>>388957330
todd has punched jebediah in the back
>>388958249
hell yea todd, show the piratefags what happens when you don't preorder skyrim special edition
>>388957071
Make Todd forgive him and flirt with him like the true OMEGA male he is
>>388958606
>>388958475
seduce time
>>388958692
>>388958801
>>388958801
gotta sell skyrim somehow
>>388958801
See if you can lay him.Then fight him
Make Spark the Erotic Jester.
>>388958801
sell ass for corporate gain
Buy Todd's Ass!
Create OP as a simMake him a faggot.
rip sims
>OP got carried away with his gay buttsex mods and is currently masturbating to Todd getting railed at the gym
>>388950489
When will The Sims 4 get ladders?
OP where you at?