Did you preorder your gaming mug /v/? I know I did.

>>388932052
>Drink Notification System
WARNING
THERE IS A DRINK

Fucking hell I thought this was fake.
>With intelligent detection, the base lights up when you place the mug on it, and keeps you hydrated by blinking according to an optimal drinking schedule.

>>388932052
>requires an email-address
Just another way for them to send you targeted ads.

>>388932052
does it keep my drink warm?

>Remind me to drink

Damn people are getting really desperate.

>>388932052
>For gamers. By gamers.

Finally! This is exactly what we've all been waiting for! Right, gamers? My favorite part is the online registration to use the fucking thing. I know us gamers absolutely love that shit.

>>388932636

This. I used to have a USB drink warmer/cooler, but it shit the bed years ago. If the price is right I'd consider this.

>>388933110

Retracting my statement

>The Razer Mug Holder is not available for sale anywhere in the world. But you can finally get your very own by redeeming only with zSilver.

fuck that

>>388932052
>Absolutely zero clarification that the product is waterproof when it's an electronic fucking cup

>>388933391
>sif
Have I missed out on something? I know every other l33tsp34k xdddd!!111 they say

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>>388933391

>>388932636
It's just a fucking RGB cup holder. What a piece of shit.

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>>388932096

>>388932391
Wait, is that it? I thought it was a heating pad at least, which would be nice because I usually let my coffee go cold. USB heating is already proven technology in the field of Onaholes.

>>388933661
No fucking way, it's not even drink warmer? Fuck them, it's not funny even it's ironic

>>388933561
It's 'as if' shortened down. Dates from probably when cs 1.6 was new.

>>388933561
pretty sure its a shortening of "as if"

>>388932421
Considering you can only obtain it by cumlating points by playing games with your registered Razer hardware, they already have it.

>>388933391
who was in the wrong here?

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>>388933720
>USB heating is already proven technology in the field of Onaholes.
INNOVATION, kek

>>388934270
The guy who's changing the controls in Tekken.

Actually wait no it's the author. This whole situation doesn't make any sense.

>>388933720
>>388934296
I have the money for either a lolinco virgo or a baddragon hole, but I just can't bring myself to make the purchase. Talk me into it /v/

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>>388933391
>Mokujin's special moves

>>388932391
>blinking according to an optimal drinking schedule.

>beep boop chug the Mountain Dew
>BEEP BOOP DON'T STOP, WEAKLING
>RRRRRRRRRREFILL

>>388934441
Not worth it. You won't feel any much different but the one that have vibrator installed anahole that really make a different.

>>388934637
Just the idea that it's a rabbit or horse or dog, I haven't actually settled on which I want is a big boost to the psychologically for me. Even if it doesn't feel better physically, it does mentally.

>>388932052
What's the point of this?

>>388934919
Insane brand loyalty.

>>388935068
Yeah it kind of is like how car companies will treat their big supercar customers to functions and track days to make them feel like part of something bigger only, like, pathetic.

>>388932052
I ran out of money after ordering the Razer bedpan.

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>>388934625

>mfw i've been thirsty for 15 minutes now but my razer mug hasn't blinked yet

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>>388932052
I literally chuckled when i read this, why the fuck does this exist?

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>>388936489
>mfw I turned my computer off for the night so now I don't know when to drink anymore

Drinking from plastic vessels really isn't comfy.

>>388933724
Just buy a shitty thermos mug. Not ideal but better than nothing

>>388932052
Can I get a gaming mug with hole technology?

>>388934919
>streamer gets it "ironically"
>his little fans buy it "ironically"
>they all take "ironic" sips in unison when their interconnected cup holders blink

>>388936903

Can't happen, since the mugs are a limited circulation and can only be bought with Razerbux.

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>>388932052
I guess if this was a drink cooler/warmer it would be kinda cool. Still not something i'd buy tho

>"proe streemurs" don't feel like they're good enough unless they have an LED on their cup

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>>388936657
>drink while the mug isn't blinking
>light turns red

>>388934872
I can tell you the mary is not worth it anon. I think there mayve been a redesigned, so what I'm about to relate may not be accurate any more, but I found it to be incredibly tight and unyielding even though its their softest silicone. The outside sculpt is great, very meaty and the whole thing has a great heft to it, but once youre in past the post theres a good gap, and then some not so great wide ribbing.
I've only used it a few times in the five years I've had it, and by the third it ripped. The times where its actually brought me to orgasm instead of just getting me horny involved a lot of lube and a bit of whiskey to dull the pain of entry.
But hey, maybe I'm just too big for it.
I do love it for the HORSE PUSSY, but I think BD is better at making toys you stick inside yourself than toys you stick yourself into.

Capcha: Stable Owday

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>>388932052
>Go to take a sip
>"I can't let you do that, Anon"

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>>388932052
>Pick up mug
>CEASE, HUMAN. THIS IS NOT THE OPTIMAL DRINKING TIME. REPLACE THE MUG OR EXCESSIVE HYDRATION PREVENTION PROTOCOLS WILL BE INITIATED. YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO COMPLY

I'm blind so does it vibrate when i have to drink? If not then it's not any use for me.

>>388934441
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01EMYJPWS/
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01MT12SAV/

>>388937180
>Razer branded spec ops team breaks into your home
>whips you with Razer mice
>after your righteous sponsored beating they pull out Razer branded shotguns
>light on guns turns green & blinks twice, letting you know it's time to die
>as you hit the floor your mug spills onto you
>drink is room temp because the fucking thing doesn't heat or cool drinks

>>388938330
how did you type this post if you're blind

oh fuck yes now i can rice my mountain dew
now i just need a riced out bowl for my doritos

>>388932391
>trying to play game
>fucking cup holder keeps blinking for some reason
>I just took a sip five hours ago, fuck off
>unplug it forever

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>>388932052
>Take an unauthorized sip
>Razer mug shocks you

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>>388932052
>requires internet connection

>>388932052
What the hell is razer cortex

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>>388938573
>internet cuts out
>die of dehydration

>>388938461
i'm blind not amputated

>>388938676
do you have a braille keyboard and someone sitting there reading these posts to you

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>>388933391
Holy shit I thought this was from like 2003 or something, until I saw Tekken 6.

Also >Mokujin's special moves

>>388938671
>can't pay Internet bill
>been sitting here for a week with no drink
>can't even drink pee because my body doesn't have any LEDs to inform me of optimal pee drinking times

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>>388938461
I'm blind, not dead

>>388937920
How far back was this? I've heard they've really improved last I asked on /jp/. You're probably right in that they're better at making insertable, but like I said, it's mostly about the psychology with me. I found a few monster girl japanese holes, but they're all way too small by a good inch or two. The only holes I've found that are big enough are the Lolinco virgo and bad-dragon holes, so it's just a matter of deciding and pulling the trigger.

>>388938724
i was only joking dude! but there's options in windows so you could use it blindly. it just reads everything to you.

>>388939025
i'm blind not deathwf

>>388938724
He obviously has a younger sibling he delegates his shitposting to

>>388938817
I'm pretty sure most people stopped talking like this by 2003

>>388932052
xD

>>388933391
who the fuck talks like this

>>388932052
Can you buy this with actual money now?

>>388939205
Gamers, duh.

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>its heating pad enabled
>makes the coffee boiling
>tells me to take a sip
>burn myself
>*laughs in coaster*

>>388939301

There's one listed on ebay for about $300 from some seller in Poland.

>>388932052
>here's your controller bro

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>He doesn't have gaming glasses
What are you, casual?

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>>388939382
do you eat like a pro?

>>388939382
my glasses have built in blue light protection with the added bonus of not looking like a faggot when you wear them

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>>388932052
Capitalism at its finest

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>it's cooling pad enabled
>makes the soda freezing
>tells me to take a sip
>frozen soda block falls out and hits me in the face
>*laughter in coaster*

>>388939030
This was like 2012, so things could be real different now.
Can you link me to what /jp/ said? Theyre real obstinate sticklers, in the past theyve warned away from BD insertables, so if they've come around, maybe its worth getting a new one. in magical purple
I mostly keep the one I have around to lick and nibble to really get me in the mood.

>>388939030
Dude onaholes are a very slippery slope and it's easy to get addicted to masturbating with them because it feels so fucking good without any hassle. Unless you have your life in order and serious will power I'd highly suggest staying the fuck away.

Get Japanese holes if you must. en-nls has the least expensive holes if you buy a bunch at once. The Moe hole trinity HARD feels great and the temptation witch also is pretty good. Meaty holes are fucking amazing so look into those

>>388932052
What if it spills? Is it spill proof?

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>>388939382
>these are advertised as "increasing contrast" to give you the upper hand in fast-paced twitch shooters
>mfw I see a guy who wears them while playing fucking Dark Souls

>>388939632
https://pastebin.com/UzDTygzg

>>388939746
It will delet you if you spill. Unsanctioned liquid loss is not tolerated.

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>>388939793
>he doesn't play fps souls with a pure bow build

>>388939628
what even

>>388939632
Sorry, this was months ago so there's no way I can find the post - I've been vacillating for a while. When I asked if the guide was accurate, I was told that the BD section is woefully outdated and that their silicone quality has greatly improved. But they did say that they still weren't the best since they're lacking in suction and require hand pressure to control tightness.

>>388939637
Nah, I'm pretty much done. Got a fine job and place, a few hobbies and goals, but I haven't wanted a relationship in four or five years now since me and my fiance broke up. Though thanks for the warning and advice.

>>388939793
>he doesn't wear his GAYMING GLASSES 24/7
what are you? a noob?

>>388939887
That actually used to be a guaranteed win strategy in 2. Headshots staggered and could be easily chained. Get one parry and you win as long as you don't miss.

>>388939637
Are meaty holes a particular brand or something?
I have a TOMAX venus in extra soft and that thing is thick af.
I like grabbing onto the end of it while using it because its so squishy and I'm almost always thinking of thick girls.

Its torn to shit though, a lot of bad decisions.
I'll be in the market for a new one soon.

>>388940109
I need to wear a splint sometimes because of an old wrist injury and a predisposition to arthritis, should I buy a Razor gaming splint?

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>>388939330
>>*laughs in coaster*

>>388940109
That looks like something I'd buy, my wrists are numb as fuck from all the fapping.

Can I download a drink?

>>388939863
I've got this, I was wanting to read more recent opinions on BD masterbators.
I just looked at the redesigned mary and I don't like the texture as much.
The wrinkling around the vagina is nice, but the labia on the older model was so meaty and more horse like.

>>388939932
Lube matters, Onatsuyu Pussy Love on amazon is one of the best lubes out there.
Some other hole suggestions are the Puni ana 3D and La Vie En ROSES

>>388940212
i didn't take any care of my onahole and it got shredded and fucked up in a couple months. plus it was only $40 or so.
if i get another it will be a more expensive durable one i'll actually maintain to a degree

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>This drink requires you to accept the EULA and Terms of Service
>WARNING: Contains DENUVO anti-drink piracy software

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>>388938671
kek

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>>388940109

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>thirsty
>decide to hack me some Orange Fanta

>>388940504
I had a rip in the tomax and many surface damages, now after a year of rough fucking that rip is all the way to the circumference of the toy and the surfaces have deep strations and pock marks. Also a few flattened areas from when I tried to boil it to clean it and it sat on the bottom of the pan.

If you get a tpe onahole, really listen to the toucan guide and don't clean with isopropyl alcohol over 70%. It will fuck up the toy that will get worse as it's subjected to stress.

>>388940672
>Comfy fags were are thing in 1999
Fucking hell

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>Internet connection lags
>Can't contact the servers: Try again later

I AM SO FUCKING THIRSTY OMG.

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>Take unauthorized drink from the cup
>get banned and have the liquid sucked out of me

>>388940672
>The "Nintendo" controller
What the fuck?

>>388932052
This is satire, right?

>Leave a torrent of the latest drinks running over night
>Texas floods again
Sorry guys.

>>388940959
https://www.razerzone.com/gaming-accessories/razer-chroma-mug

>>388940959
https://www.razerzone.com/gaming-accessories/razer-chroma-mug

>>388939516
>12 time world champion
In what, shilling?

brb gonna download a Coke

>>388941256
quake, painkiller and shit like that he won a lot of championships

>>388941309
reported, get ready to die of dehydration faggot

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>>388932052
No but I did get a bad dragon mug

>tfw can't buy Japanese onaholes online in Canada because the packaging always gets marked as child pornography and you go to prison for trying to import it

>>388941602
>leaf

>>388940109
shit, this is actually a semi-useful thing but probably overpriced. sometimes I'll pull something in my wrist and mousing can be agonising. I usually strap it with a sock or something. I should probably just stop being stingy and buy a bandage or sport strap

>>388941140
>not available for purchase

>>388941759

Get that plus a cheap pair of computer glasses. Might cost you a total of $20, but it makes extended PC use much more comfortable.

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>>388932052
>mug constantly annoying me about firmware updates like their mice

>>388941759
Just buy supporting straps meant for sports

There are some easy lawsuits to be made with this if it malfunctions.
>I almost died of dehydration because it didn't give me my daily drink notifications

>>388942649
>HOLE TECHNOLOGY

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>>388932052
Wtf it doesn't even cool your drink down? That would be the only feature i would design into that trash.

>>388932052
Id buy it if it kept the beverage cold

>>388942828
you should split the top two from the bottom one. you'd get two slightly different pictures that you could drop in different threads for the same purpose

>>388940672
Looks like Geoff Gerschman

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>>388942982
You could honestly cut it up inna variety of ways and have a ton of used reaction images. Maybe I'll do that eventually.

>>388942649
>that kid trying to hold his keks at the end

>>388942649
>Strap a bunch of plastic to it
>Improved airflow

I'm fucking crying. It kills me everytime.

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>>388934441
lolinico will break down quickly, but you'll have one hell of a nut. Baddragon is pretty tough, but super hard for the most part, loads of lube for a lot of effort

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>>388943446
Oh Christ I'm dying

>>388934441
Get a dragon dildo instead.

>>388942649
>HOLE TECHNOLOGY
>IMPROVED AIRFLOW
Every fucking time this is posted. And it's an old fucking gif.

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I'd get this one.

>>388932052
Now I can finally enjoy my Razer™ toast with some Razer™ drink!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueQDmaoAF2c

so, I've only bought one onahole so far, and I can't feel shit like the grooves and all that, it felt good, but not what I expected, is this normal? or did I death grip my penis numb

>>388933391
>Mac and cheese

??????????????

>>388943936
It's gamer slang for cocaine

>>388943639
Not into putting stuff up my own butt, unfortunately. Or girl butts, really. Cute boy butts are the only ones I like putting stuff in, and that's just because it's shameful and humiliating for them to be made to squirt like a girl.

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>>388934625
FUCKING KEK

How do they fill do many bottles with piss if they can't remember to drink?

>>388943775
Looks tacky and really tryhard.

>>388942649
Is it safe to have a claymore attached to your xbox

>>388933324
Goddammit. I was going to order one as a gag gift for my brother's bday

>>388947869
>red ring of death
>entire street gets blasted back to the stone age

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Holy fuck I love this thread

>>388933391
where's that old person trying to be hip gif at