Describe your favorite video game without using the letter E, and you can keep shitposting on /v/ instead of actually playing video games.
>>388922824
the story of link's waifu: a link to da past
You a Hitman
>>388922824
fun
Mario is flat
> play game
> it was all a dr3am
Autistic cast
bunch of rats took his yummy food, now going to fight through land and kill rats and big star thing
crash bandicoot 2
A furfag, a knight, a magical doll, a young girl with a glorious ass, a rat, a frog, a loli and a random flaming faggot go and try to stop a trap from blowing up a crystal.
>>388922824
dark souls2
>inb4 shitmouthing
it's the worst game in the universe I know
>>388922824
You's a spy
Major Tom sucks
Bitch and catman want my dick
Kill mommy
Spooky invasion of fantasy land.
>>388922824
Go fight a bunch of big things to bring your waifu back to living
This vidya was fun, but majority says that it's shit
Oh, it's also a Sonic lol
>>388922824
Hiding from guards.
2ez
>>388922824
Walk around various towns hitting stray dogs and crows with a frying pan and bat and fighting ayy lmaos carrying a stupid sound rock. A fly told you to do it. A chubby kid fucks with you at various points in your mission.
>>388922824
Fuck you I'll use whatever letters I want cunt.
>>388922908
You play as a hitman.
>>388922824
JACK IN ROCKMAN
>>388922824
You play as an autistic Finnish man building a car.
>>388922824
Risk of rain, probability of H2O downfall, thing /v/ plays and is not angry about.
as for how it plays: run around platforms, kill wild inhabitants, git yo loot in, slay da ayy, you know, do fun stuff. also ayys munch on survivors(that's you) so you oughtta run fast.
satisfied now? can i go back to shitposting?
Your company is bankrupt so you must obtain artifacts from a world that's similar to our own world so your company can't go bankrupt again.
>>388922824
You play as a man with a a hat who runs and jumps a lot and you obtain stars so you can kick a fat dragon's ass. You jump into various paintings to obtain most stars.
you fly through space as an italian with a dinosaur on a ship that is basically you
spac folk on a spac station
>>388922824
Climbing mountains, killing moblins, having fun
you play as a guy/girl with a farm
you can marry, waifus and husbandos all amazing
dragon is most amazing, but you can't marry it
now let me use the rest of the alphabet
Go through a bunch of bullshit to sit on a chair that kills you if you don't fuck up the fabric of the world as you know it first. Also mutants.
>>388924693
Dumbass.
Difficult but fair 2D platforming and you can kill Yama.
Not-Doomguy and his holographic waifu stomp pussyfaced ayys and cosmic AIDS
>>388924693
>>388925192
Brainlets detected
>>388922824
pop and ma didn't buy TM so I had to play this
Lots of 9s
You play as a black man that must bring all parts of a city in sync with your gang, who carry guns and clothing that is a color similar to grass. Your rivals also carry guns and clothing that is a color thought of as royal by many. Throughout your duty, two of your companions cross you, you work with a spook, and you form bonds with unusual folk.
正方形の升目とクォータービューによるオーソドックスなウォー・シミュレーションゲームシステムとなっている。ターン制を採用しており、あらかじめ決まった順番でユニットを動かしていく。
行動選択肢(コマンド)には移動、攻撃、防御、回復などがあり、さらに大神隊長のみのコマンドとして「かばう」(回数制限有り)がある、これは対象として選んだ隊員に対するあらゆる攻撃を無効化すると同時に、かばった隊員の信頼度を上げることができる。また各隊員の気力パラメーターが最大限の100に達すると必殺攻撃の使用が可能になる。気力はダメージを受けるか「ため」のコマンドの使用で増加する。なお、敵のボスキャラクターも同様の必殺攻撃を使用する。
>>388926750
Nip is truly the worst language..
>>388922824
It's about a villain throwing cat and a ball, that is in a fantasy world to stop a clown and a wizard.
You play as Seeds... fuck
You play as mercenaries... fuck
You play as orphans trying to stop a hot sorceress... fuck
You play as orphans trying to stop a hot witch from compressing... fuck
You play as orphans trying to stop a hot witch from stopping time... fuck.
You play as orphans trying to stop a hot witch from combining all instants in history and controlling your girlfrie... FUCK, I give up. I'm off to play some video games.
>>388926750
you failed.
there's 2 Es in weeaboo
>>388922824
you do stuff and magic starts fucking around and you stop it
>>388922824
Jackie Cha-
fuck
>>388923359
Good taste. Good description
>>388929169
Just say Final Fantasy VIII dumbass