MEANWHILE ON CYBERPUNK /V/ !
>>388908295
did jill ever fuck her boss ?
because Jill really should fuck her boss
>>388908295
>tfw no danger/u/ app for phones
>>388908295
Man, Undertale is a shit game
this thread is shit already but can someone recommend me some cyberpunk vidya
>>388910353
Satellite Reign
>>388910353
e.y.e divine cybermancy
>>388910187
but there literally is...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECEz3a4GErE
Why are all cp games either indie or some AAA dev reluctantly making one because its a valuable IP and they can use the opportunity to talk about black lives matter issues and racial discrimination?
>>388912212
You don't actually play Cyberpunk games and are here to shitpost. Leave this thread.
>>388912265
Im certainly looking forward to playing cp77 and the last night, remember that game whose developer took the opportunity to humble himself at E3 for all the people he hurt by twitter comments.
>>388908295
Is there anything the google AI don't have an answer for?
I know it became three orders of magnitude smarter than any human after it went out of control, but that search box must have SOMETHING it don't know.
>tfw a girl was hitting on me
>get told later on that it was an android
>still wanna fuck a dirty android
Is DOOM cyberpunk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o17RXhsJ01I
>settling for anything less than a spinal tap to maximize the output of your thought processor
Daily reminder that trodes will never be able to compete.Where the fuck is my cyberpunk beat em up?
>>388908295
>I sure love shitposting on cyberpunk /v/
>>388908295
i wanna die...... but in CYBERSPACE
>>388910398
>>388910353
SATELLITE REIGN BABY FUCK ALL OF THESE VISUAL NOVEL AND DIVINE CYBERMANCY SHITTERS PLAY A REAL FUCKING VIDEO GAME BABY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeQiU3rW0hc
>>388910353
Shadowrun hong kongit was better than dragonfall prove me wrong you can't
>>388908295
Putting my cyber brain into a new bod tonight. Wish me luck lads.
>tfw I've been hacking Internets and webs all day
>mfw I forgot to go into incognito mode
>mfw all my accounts were backtraced
>>388913656
>android
>not gynoid
fucking plebs, jack out of my board stommheads
>>388908295
If Hillary Clinton had won the election we would be in cyberpunk world. Trump is taking us into candlepunk which is slightly lamer.
>people still using 4chan when shadowlands bbs exists
>Tfw I pay an android prostitute to pretend to be my dead daughter
>Tfw just like my real daughter she doesn't appreciate vidya from back in the day
>>388908654
they went on a romantic vacation together at the end of the game
>>388910353
Technobabylon
>>388915874
I can emulate those old games in my sleep but you couldn't even stimulate me in my sleep, old man.
>>388916231
Ha, you underestimate what all those games taught me
has anyone in glitch city been to va-11 hall-a
I heard the bartender makes a mean bleeding jame
>>388916314
>>388916436
She's great at mixing drinks, but she's a bit up her own ass. Get the fuckboy to serve you if you can.
>>388916436
>going outside
>ever
Do you WANT to die in a riot?
>>388916490
Maybe I could hack you too while I'm at it
>>388911509
Not right now, devs had sone quarrel with the guy who made the app so he destroyed some stuff and now it dun work, those threads were fun :c
>>388916518
>not owning a bulletproof android skeleton
I'm sorry you're too poor to afford nice things anon
would you climb this mountain ?
>>388916916
Yeah, me and 90% of the people in this city are sorry about that too.
Cyberpunk 2077 in 60 years
>tfw I want to get into Shadowrun but too dumb to understand pen and paper/miniature RPGs
>>388916314
TOPKEK
>>388917467
Just go ask around on /tg/. Shadowrun's not the best system to start with, it's real crunchy.
>>388915137
Did you get a hot teen girl body?
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I actually started va11hall-a today and i love it so far. Also been playing a little transistor.
wheres my cyberpunk rpg???
>new cyberpunk beat em up Mega Drive game delayed.
Why can't we have nice things?
>>388910187
The whole app drama killed the community and the new app is on development
https://dangeru.us
>>388917914
>tfw Transistor is the pinnacle of Art Deco video games and will never be topped
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>388917749
Of course, but it's wired into a super vehicle and inside my torso is a thermo nuclear bomb.
Current LetsKill name is MatryoshkaM. Rolling through some riots that >>388916518 whined about. Having audio issues but that's par for the course.
>there are people on this board that unironically order sugar rushes
>>388918598
>Order a non-alcoholic beverage
>Bartender gives me a sugar rush
>It's secretly filled to the fucking brim with alcohol
>>388918873
>walk into a bar
>order a non alcoholic beverage
gay
>>388918989
>Not ordering non-alcohlic beverages to see which bartenders want to date rape you by spiking your drink
>>388917914
Development hell
>>388920008
>tfw HBS will likely move on to and release the next Shadowrun before we see CP2077
Hope they can implement a fuckload more gear in the new engine.
And vehicles, a car is important for Shadowrunning.
>tfw you'll never pay her tohold your hand
>>388908295
I fucking hate that this is the new face for /v/ cyberpunk games.
Vallhalla fucking sucked ass, the only good thing about it was music and artstyle.
The characters and story was bad.
The writing with memes every 2 line was really fucking bad.
>>388914536
what's your problem with divine cybermancy tho?
>>388916314
How quickly the tides turn!
I just bought VA-11 Hall-A on Steam but I'll probably never play it. I just wanted it in my library, I only have a few specific games.
Am I weird?
>>388922214
isn't mister clean a homosexual
>>388919135
Date rape is just sad since she agreed to go out with you already; you just could get her to beg for your cock so you're forced to take it.
Hide your power level and stop quoting dank maymays, that shot does not get sluts horny.
Just regular raep is totally Alpha though.
>working on a cyberpunk game
Living the dream, boys.
>>388922594can you say what game, or?
>>388923415
Ever played Uplink? It's similar to that.
>>388923527
It's not the 90s anymore, anon...
>>388921960
>artstyle
It cracks me up how cyberpunk isn't about the future at all, it's a big circlejerk of mid 80s to mid 90s nostalgia
Like how the movie Hackers features Soundgarden and Nirvana posters, a Wipeout arcade rig, a payphone and Angelina Jolie when she looked like an incredibly hot dude
>>388923731
Uplink isn't that old...
>>388923910
It's based on 90s hacker/slacker culture and hollywood hacking though
>>388923961
Yeah but that stuff is still cool
>>388923803
how can it be nostalgic when it was using media from within the period? Maybe now it's about nostalgia, but it wasn't then
>>388924018
My point was it's near 2020 but the cyberpunk era is still defined as beginning with Blade Runner and ending with GITS
>>388910353
Android: Netrunner. Play it on Jinteki.net for free.
>>388914176
Yeah
How about some cyberpunk Shanghai cyborg-powered equilibrium-style kung fu?
>>388925384
>>388915874
> not going with the superior iWhore.
It's like you're not even living in the future
>>388925984
>>388926029
>ever going iWhore
You know what you're paying all that extra for? Spyware.