Pieces of nature that should be in video games

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>>388903047
Wow it's going to be another one of those threads of people posting gross shit and everyone with their LE SCARED REACTION FACES while saying "WHAT DA FUQ IS THAT?!?!?"

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>>388903047
WHAT DA FUQ IS THAT?!?!?

>>388903047
It's crabs isn't it

>>388903047
ONE MILLION ANTS

>>388903047
I see you also watch science videos on your Facebook feed.

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>>388903047

>>388903507
>>388903449
Ants trying to not drown

>>388903606
oh man, this takes me back to the days of when I would watch my grandma's gathering stone for hours

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>>388903189
>>388903449

>>388903606

Torch it with napalm.

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>>388903606

>>388903047
Reminds me of Pikmin.

>>388903606
>>388903670
What's a gathering stone? Why are they doing that?

>>388903606
Looks like the bug food in the Lion King

>>388903564
But I thought we had to hate Rick and Morty for no reason here??

>>388903670
What's a gathering stone?

>>388903890
Xenomorph, dumb question

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>>388903449
>>388903507
>crabs
You wish.

>>388903658
>Ants coming to fuck your shit up
fixed

>>388903781
Probably the marines. Just start a fire in the ants and then it's GG. Even though that's technically more ants than there is mass in our solar system, it'd still be game over for the fuckers.

>>388903839
I thought that was another board

>>388903890
Are these the pussy space bugs from Aliens or the 9 foot tall giant from Alien/Isolation?

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>>388903839
IT WAS JUST A TRICK TO HAVE YOU EXPOSE YOURSELF MOTHERFUCKA

>>388903890
Xenomorph will get tired in round 3 and will lose by submission.

>>388903781
I bet this makes me sound like the unfunny punchline of a xkcd comic, but I sometimes like to subvert these by bringing up the fact that starvation, disease, and cannibalism would kill the "group of animals the size of a planet" very quickly.

>>388903836
>>388903885
Gathering Stone's are a type of pillar much like the one in pic related. I don't have a picture of my Grandma's gathering stone on hand, but it was crazy. This one in the image has worms and centipedes which is odd, but then again this one is in the water so it depends. The one my grandma had was placed underneath a tree, and it would get covered in ants, grasshoppers, beetles, and the occasional butterfly.

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>>388903987
Oh no

>>388904039
Sounds cool maybe I should get one for my garden

>>388903890

>Xeno tosses the fighters around like ragdolls or flat out kills them

>>388904039
Like... why do they gather on it, though? Do you cover is in sugar water or something like that? Is it some kind of salt-rock type of stone?

>>388903949
Man I just wanna chuck a few rocks into that mound, watch them squirm to keep it together

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>>388904039
but for what porpuse¡¡¡

>>388904210
They probably would hold together and then let the rock drop through slowly.

>>388904210
That's kind of a dick move, man.

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>>388904039
So basically a border marker stone? Why did your grandma worship a border marker stone? Why do you worship a border marker stone?

And last but not least, when are you going back, Paco?

>>388904039
is this the new fingerbox

Rick and Morty seems cringe as fuck. As does Steven Universe and all these other faggy toons these adults watch today.

Only acceptable cartoons for an adult to watch are MacFarlanes and King of the Hill

/thread

>>388903781
>marines unaware of ants
>ants attack them in their sleep

>>388904159
>Like... why do they gather on it, though?
Because of OP's pic. Floods

>>388904229
You get to watch and observed all of the bugs you've gathered. I'm honestly appalled at how many people haven't seen a gathering stone.

>>388903189
>I hate fun please rape my face.

Also INDOORS INDOORS INDOOOOORS

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>>388904210
I wanna see your face when they bounce the stone right back at you.

>>388903047
Water won't drown them but if you add in soap it suffocates and kills them.

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>>388904364
>/thread ing your own post
>In the wrong thread
Nice.

>>388903836
I've never heard of a gathering stone, but the likeliest answer behind that picture is that there was a flood in the area and they grouped together to get out of the water

>>388903961
While it's possible that you may have been told what a googol is, I have a strong feeling that you don't really "know" what a googol is, do you anon?

>>388904491
Man, ants are so cool.

>>388904294
No one gives a fuck about red ants.

>>388904491
Am I the only one that finds this terrifying?
>we'll be safe in the water they can't swim!

>>388904386

Anon a googol is a larger number than the amount of particles in our known universe

>>388904628
t. black ant

>>388903890
It depends on how the UFC fighters behave. If they are afraid they would all be picked off and die. If all ten charged at it simultaneously it would be immobilized, they could apply pressure to break its tail, then use the barb to stab it to death.

>>388904636
I mean they can't, they just float by linking arms

>>388904659
Black ants are bros atleast they don't bite and cause numerous deaths

>>388904481
To be fair these threads are always the exact same pictures, with the exact same dumbass responses. None of it ever being relevant to acual video games

>>388904659
WE

>>388903606
>howdowefixhorrorvidya.jpg

>>388904159
I guess is for the bugs so they don't drown when it rains and shit

>>388904491
>Defending ants, a force that could one day prove so powerful that they threaten our very existence

Your average day at cuckchan.

>>388904787
And yet it's almost always better than any of the threads actually about videogames

>>388904015
That is incredibly unfunny, yes, and I hope you don't attempt to joke like that around women.

>>388904790
WERE NEVER FUNNY

>>388904606
The universe is infinite. There's room for that many ants.

>>388904491
UNITE UP

>>388903047
>>388903949
Imagine somehow running into one of these fuckers and they all swarm onto you or your boat.

>>388903781
Those are soldiers, not Marines

>>388904701
>stab a Xeno
Anon have you even watched the movies?

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>>388904957

i fucking hate when i see those things floating around

you need to fucking avoid those things like crazy

>>388905074
Can't you just smack them with your oar?

>>388904008
Shouldn't it be the other way around?

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>>388903781
The mass of 1 googol ants is many orders of magnitude greater than that of the sun. Each ant is around 5mg, making their total mass 5e100mg, or 5e94kg. The mass of the sun is only Such an incredible amount of 1.989e30 kg. This means that if those ants were compressed into a ball with the same density as the sun, the sun could fit inside of it 2.513826e64 times - 1 googol ants is as massive as 25,137,260,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 suns.

Actually, the mass and energy content of the entire universe only adds up to about 3.2e54kg, so 1 googol ants is more than 40 orders of magnitude greater in mass than the entire universe (energy AND matter) put together. If you created an entire universe for every grain of sand on Earth, the total mass and energy content of all of those universes wouldn't even be one half of 1/1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 of the mass of the ants.

Such a mass of ants would be beyond concepts like winning or losing. All of existence as we know it would radically change in unpredictable and dangerous ways. The universe would be overwhelmingly composed of ants. For a brief moment, before the entire universe destabilizes due to the rapid shift in mass and energy - with consequences we could never understand.

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>Hey bro can you check the propeller real quick?

>>388904524
Just wanted everyone to know the TRUTH

Keep that Splatoon shit away from me brah

Post more bugs faggots

>>388905138
They would swarm on the oar.

>>388905031
Are they stealing a walking stick?

>>388904871
grow up retard

>>388905189
Just slam it down then raise it up quickly it'll leave them dazed at least and you can shake the few that did manage to hang on

>>388905213
centipede I think

>>388904787
I get deja vu way too often when I open any thread on /v/. I swear it's the same mentally ill people posting the same replies to each other all the time.

>>388904139
>Brock tosses the Xeno around like a ragoll or flatout kills it
Fixed that for ya

>>388905213
Yeah they already ate the old man

>>388905402
you are underestimating the tenacity of ants

>>388905460
Ice cream?

>>388905402

dude they move so fucking fast it'd be too late

>>388905402
Seems better to just not fuck it. If that shit was in danger of swarming my boat I would ditch the boat. rather deal with flood waters over a raft of fucking fire ants.

>>388905497
I love Ice cream!

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>>388904535
This is actually in Subnautica.

>>388905557
did the horse died?

>>388905578
That's a brine pool, a pool within a body of water.

>>388904015

But would it kill them faster than they would suffocate 1000 US Marines?

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>>388905171

>>388905557
Just another day at Disney.

>>388905557
DELET

>>388905557
Poor doggo. I fucking do not like the idea of being drowned by a croc.

>>388905680
no, but the gator did. Apparently chinese food is bad for you

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>>388905751

People forgetting about those green ants that squirt acid at you

Nature isn't real.

>>388905169
I wonder what being in a universe entirely composed of ants like that would be like, during the moment they begin existing, and what would be witnessed as everything began being influenced by gravity and such

>>388905578
The Lost River in Subnautica was actually based off of Underwater Rivers.

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>>388905578
Yeah, and Subnautica has a "river" of denser than water liquid in a cavern system

>>388905858
Am I real?

>>388903890
how the fuck can anything withstand 10 f5s

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>>388903606

>>388905935
How can you be real if nature isn't real?

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>>388905795
>gator uses death roll

>>388903949
Why don the winged one just fly them all to safety?

>>388906063
Don't give them ideas

>>388906063
>flying balls of millions of interlinked fire ants

Always remember: nature is not beholden to the Geneva Conventions. Once they figure this shit out, it's over. We're done.

>>388905169
So basically, a black hole of ants then.

>>388906326
*supermassive black hole.

>>388906323
>world war 3 goes down in history known as the insect war

>>388905014
It would take sacrifices to get close and to get the tail off, and pretty much kill those in proximity of it when stabbed, but it would not be impossible.

>>388905031
Fuck ants

/van/ threads are always the best

>>388906545
I'm glad this one has lasted a while the last few got shut down almost instantly

>>388903606
Fucking Chaos.

>>388906476
It would be a feat if ANY of them survived. Xenomorphs are the perfect killing machines

>>388905031
Holy fuck.

>>388906545
Once again proving that /v/ can talk about anything BUT video games

>>388905031
I'm picturing little egyptian dressed ants with whips yelling, "Yallah! Yallah atule!"

>>388906837
the fuck is this? looks like my Japanese animes

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Fuck the ocean.

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>>388906545
Yea, I just love animal, right :^)

>>388903047
That's le million ants man from my favorite tv show, Rick and Morty XD

>>388907107

the fuck is that

>>388907172
That's cute :3

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>>388906474
>implying there will be any records of WW3
Bugs don't write things down.

>>388903949
>tumblr image
>le scary bugs meme
Kys faggot

>>388907316
>.
Brush worm

>>388907316
It's you, but stronger.

>>388907172
Jesus fuck.

>>388906394
It might be safe to say "black hole" as supermassive would be unnecessary due to the theoretical fact that no other black hole to compare it to could exist within the same universe or any of it's neighboring universes.

>>388907107
I'm more interested in those hairs why are they gold?

>>388903836
queuing for dungeons you dummy

>>388905171
>>388905751
>>388905825
>>388905905
Has anyone been to the propeller room at the Queen Mary in southern California? Shit made me instantly panic.

>>388904042
Justin is /ourguy/, it's Harmon that's the insufferable faggot.

>>388907107
Everything wrong and terrible in this world is either a worm, or an ant.

Prove me wrong.

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>>388907172
So we're posting gore caused by animals now, are we?

>>388907316
>giant scaleworm Eulagisca

>>388904481
>i actually think this is in any way fun please mock my pathetic miserable life

>>388907538
Wasps exist.

>>388907538
>Wasps
proven wrong

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>>388907517
You mean this propeller?

>>388907627
>>388907651
I fucking knew you fucks would say wasps. What's worse than ants, worms and wasps, then?

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>>388907172
thats pretty hot

>>388905464

Brock isn't even good against anyone who can punch worth a shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDsoOQNZRCY

Wait for it

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>>388907172
You gave me the biggest scare in this thread.

>>388904719
eh, they bite when you disturb their nest, found that out the fun way last month.

>>388907495
To show the other sea creatures how pimp you are.

>>388907172
>>388907551
Extermination of all TERRIBLE and UGLY and DISGUSTING creatures when

>>388907704
people who live in Thurso

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>>388903047
>>388903949
>>388904491
>>388905031
I for one welcome our new insect overlords.

>>388907652
Whole time I was there I just thought about how I would scream like a bitch if I somehow wound up in that water.

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>>388907396
we bugs are smarter than you think and some of us can in fact read and write things

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>>388907551
>Those hopeless struggles after it wraps its arms around him

>>388907709
When was the last time you saw a Xenomorph throw a punch?
Brock would take that "perfect killing machine" to suplex city.

>>388907172
fuckin' hell dude, it's almost 2am on the east coast.

>>388907551
>there are people who think they can wrestle a bear and win

>>388906025
this guy died a week ago

>>388903606
All races working together to survive in houston. Beautiful to see but sad that it had to come about because of a tragedy

>>388906837
>>388907054
>>388903189

you nailed it anon

>>388907627
>>388907651
Wasps are ants tho

>>388907837
Oh don't get me wrong. I'm jealous of your hive mind. I'm just saying that once the war is over, there would be no records of it.

Or are you telling me that the bugs would carry on using the anternet?

>>388905171
>>388905751
>>388905825
>>388905905
>>388907652
Nothing is scary about propellers

>>388908065
BRAAAAAP

>>388907724
>look at my tiny legs!

>>388907732
Whatthefuckwhyisitsofuckingbig

>>388907724
His little legs! His little head! His looooong ass body! Holy shit this is the cutest animal. It's like you wanted to make a tiny animal, but by the time you finished you realized you still had a half-bucket of materials left, you just kept on making him. I love this long newt.

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>>388908071
Velvet Ants arent really ants anon and dont count

>>388907704
Centipedes, basically anything with more then 4 legs really. Spiders are an exception because they kill almost everything else

>>388907724
it looks like a walking turd

>>388907832
Why? Are you scared of being sucked into an active propeller or something?

>>388907551

Russians man... whats wrong with them?

>>388908196
What disgusting, stinky animals they are.

>>388907704
giant, fucking hornets, theyre like the niggers of the insect world, nobody likes them, not even us wasps

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>tfw no Kirby game has a qt painter beetle companion

>>388908215
>spiders
Scorpions*
FTFY

>>388908196
F

>>388908215
House centipedes are just as helpful as spiders in terms of killing pests. They are creepy as fuck though. I love spiders.

They also just eat things. A lot of worms and wasps do horrid shit to their prey, like laying eggs in their bodies and other crazy shit. Centipedes and spiders are pure hunters. We get shit done.

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>>388907551
Thank goodness this woman was able to distract the vile beast before things got ugly.

>>388907107
It's like a spiky penis

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>>388903047
Beware the invertebrates. They're learning.

>>388908196
>Okunoshima
>Literally Bunny Island, which is home to thousands of feral rabbits
>Japan also has 11 "Cat islands" which are homes to hundreds of cats

Japan is weird yo

>>388908196
are they.. are they eating him?

>>388903606
WHAT DA FUQ IS THAT?!?!?

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>>388908196
>He just lies down and gives up

>>388908215
Millipedes are bros though. They don't bite, and just hang out.

>>388905557
At first I thought that was a beaver :(

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>>388908386
gg ez

>>388908326
they taste good tho

>>388908367
fun fact, their legs detach when you try to catch them, creeped the fuck out of me.

>>388908443
Did you not read the file name? They ate him. Be glad the webm stops when it does.

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>>388908196
Jesus fucking christ they're all over him

I had to close it when he was forced to the ground and they started eating out of his chest.

>>388908438

>11 "Cat islands"

one wasn't enough, huh?

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>>388908443
Worse.
Rape

>>388908309
Its just a kinda creepy area. Its a small room with like a 2 foot wide walkway overlooking this black abyss pool with the giant propeller floating in it. It kind of gave me the feeling like being a little kid and quickly rushing through a dark room to the light switch.

>>388908421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykWPyaqbebo

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>>388904880
t. kang

>people being afraid of ants

Ants don't bother you we just keep to the nest and stuff and help the flowers grow, ants are a vital part of the ecosystem so instead of bullying give sugar pls

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>>388904702

>ants were the origin of muh power of friendship all along

>>388908574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJGW5p2kG3Q

>>388908367
I just wanted to say thank you bro, if you ever need a warm place to stay come to my place

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>>388903987

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

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>>388908367
>We
YOU'RE NOT TRICKING ME AGAIN YOU SPIDER FUCK

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>>388908595
i'll give my gnarly steamy hot inside liquids instead

>>388908551
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/04/05/the-11-cat-islands-of-japan-%E3%80%90photos%E3%80%91/

Apparently not

Also, remember, even Turkeys have tried summoning Satan once. Animals are confirmed to have it out for us

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Time to crash this thread

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>>388905169
>The universe would be overwhelmingly composed of ants.

>>388908506
you mean that isnt a beaver?

>>388908787
ANON BESITALITY IS ILLEGAL DELETE THIS

>>388908787
What if that seal farted ?

>>388908043
underrated

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>>388908745

>>388908787
MOOOOOOOOOOOOODSS

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>>388908783
BRAAAAAAAAAP

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>>388908787

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>>388908787

>>388908783
>came onto his own face

>>388908783
>so fucking acidic it steams
Jesus christ why isn't the military using this?

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>>388906837

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>>388908901
WHY DOES SOMETHING SO CUTE HAVE TO BE DELICIOUS

>>388904210
boring, try a lit match lol

>>388908902
outplayed

>>388908965
It's steaming because it's boiling, anon, not because it's acidic.

>>388908902
good kitty

>>388903949
What happens to the ones on the bottom? Do they just drown, or does the hivemind rotate them out every so often?

>>388908520
why does that look so bad

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animals are dumb

>>388908974
why do i want to fuck this plant

>>388908974

I think every anon's in agreement that this slut flower must be FUCCED.

>>388908902
Noice

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>>388908901

>>388909060
He's having an amazing time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KLt81iVEgo

Remember, Turkey's have tried to summon the actual devil

>>388908901
GODDAMMIT I DIDN'T WANT TO FEEL BAD FOR MY FOOD. FUCK

>>388909085
meant for
>>388908902

>>388904294
Fire ants are an invasive species

>>388909110
fuck off arachnophaggit
stay the fuck outta my fucking house

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>>388903890
Can the alium box?

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>>388909110

>>388909191
>oh its just a single bird and some lettuce...

>>388909060
>Yo, you ever tried hanging from a towel upside down?
>That shit's stupid. You're stupid.
>Nah, dude, this is the most fun I've ever had. Try it.
>Fuck you. You're an idiot. I'm gonna go eat worms. Fuck you.
>Okay, dude, suit yourself.

You know, this webm is basically /v/. Replace hanging with the platform of your choice.

>>388908902
What a little badass

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>>388909087
fucking damn it fuck you

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>>388907758
Don't worry, it gets what's coming to it.

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>this fucking thread again

>>388907882

> Grappling something with razor claws

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>>388909220
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>388909110

I think you just made this post to distract everyone and you're just hanging from a corner, swinging on the ceiling while watching people from their laptops.

>>388908386
>alien killer beast
vs
>animu girls in animal costumes

Gee whiz i sure wonder who wins

>>388905557
Looks like someone had a ruff day.

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>>388909262
>You'll never be this comfy

>>388909339
Well, yeah. How do you think I know that bird's having an amazing time? He's basically an honorary spider now.

Seriously, try it sometime.

>>388909308
>getting in the ring with the beast incarnate

>>388908901
Is this in Japan? Cows there get special treatment. At least before they die. The meat-yielding kind gets to drink beer and get brushings and massages. Not sure if the milk-yielding kind gets the same treatment for better milk yields.

>>388907704
french canadians

>>388909383
He really went barking up the wrong tree

>>388908752
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD *Burp*

>>388909021
their limbs all trap air, so there is a bubble of air around them, thats how they float.

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>>388907551
yes, yes we are.

>>388909432
Cow brushes are actually a decently average thing

>>388909262
sleep tight, pupper

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>>388909205
So many perfect faces for reaction memes!!

>>388908520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8BYBaDz0Ic

>>388909436
That's a pretty dinosaur

>>388908074
>anternet

lol

>>388907886
That gif really doesn't give much context to how fucking enormous bobbit worms get. They're the closest thing to a living version of the sandworms from Dune.

>>388907724
This thing has an appropriate amount of legs.
It's odd, but not horrifying.

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>>388908196
Didn't stand a chance they pinned him down and he just accepted it

>>388909508
>the guy by the counter(?) just losing his shit

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>>388909508
Well in that case am I dating myself with this filename?

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>>388909370
The alien never stood a chance.

>>388909436
vultures are metal as fuck

>>388908976
Smart too. Cows are extremely intelligent.

>>388909508
The guy at the counter is dying of laughter.

>>388908783
I immediately began hearing AWW SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER

>>388909709

I feel like I'm missing a funny joke, who's Patricia Hernandez?

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Any love for birds?

>>388909021

Ants are actually covered in tiny hairs that trap air bubbles in the water. The ones on the bottom can last for over a day like that.

>>388909729
>extremely intelligent
come on now

>>388909339

Fuck you dude, I had to look.

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>>388909645

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>>388909804
Always

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>>388909804

>>388909804

the drop of blood ruins this photograph

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>>388909804
You mean dinosaurs?

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>>388909804

>>388909742
Shrikes are dicks

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>>388909709
DON'T INSULT THAT APE BY COMPARING IT TO THAT HAMBEAST

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>>388909641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhR_DguyDm4
They actually put in a similar sounding melody for that move.

>>388909890
Guess I'm a humming bird now

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>>388905557
Fug

>>388909928
what is it like to have no sense of aesthetic whatsoever

>>388909796
long time writer for kotaku, one of "those" female type of reviewers.

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>>388909928
>ruins

>>388910001
Jesus, and I thought I ate fast.

>>388909709
I got it.

>>388909796
Get out newfag

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>>388903189
Thank god for people like you. Preventing cancer is the best way of stopping it

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>>388909383

>>388905169
>Such a mass of ants would be beyond concepts like winning or losing. All of existence as we know it would radically change in unpredictable and dangerous ways. The universe would be overwhelmingly composed of ants. For a brief moment, before the entire universe destabilizes due to the rapid shift in mass and energy - with consequences we could never understand.
its 2 am holy fuck my sides

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>>388906025
rip, the cookies finally got to em. Right babe?

>>388909868
>Average catholic family goes for a walk

>>388909928
holy fuck anon, trade your PC in for a rock.

>>388909742
H-HAYAI

>>388910086
I didn't know cruella de vill existed in real life

>>388909508

>ONU

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>>388904042
"blocking people with no sense of humor from here on out." Is this Totalasscancer?

>>388906025
Rich was an okay guy. Whatever it takes.

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>>388910171

>>388907620
>please mock my pathetic miserable life
We're 20+ posting on 4chan.
Doesn't get much more pathetic dude.

>>388910074
what a friendly spider.

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>>388905557
Looks fun tbqh

>>388903949
WHAT DA FUQ IS THAT?!?!?