*Waves hand*

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I should have shelled out the shekels for this thing, would hotglue

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>>388889772
Nough

How did she know the Force Mind Trick™ without having any jedi training?

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>>388889772

Sorry slut id rather buy it for the clones

Captain Rex hero when?

>>388889848
>manfaced bobblehead
Props for the accuracy, premium quality.

>>388889946
Don't you dare question this protagonist you sexist

>>388889772
>>388889848
>Western female character """design"""

>>388889772

Only if I can play as TR-8R, otherwise no deal, wench.

Star Wars was never good

>>388889946
I feel like there was a scene missing where Kylo Ren's attempted mind rape triggers a repressed memory or something. It literally makes no sense as-is in the film.

>>388890653
Then they would have to have fixed Kylo and kept reasonable strength for his level of training. The whole film is a mess and would require a complete rewrite to make sense without heavy retconning.

>>388889772
>Tfw realize how much George was taken for granted

TFA was so god damn shit holy fuck. The prequels at least did new things and I enjoyed space politics. TFA was boring and dull and overall felt like a fucking marvel movie with endless quip.

>>388889946
More like, how did she know the Force can even do that.

>>388889772
Yas my queen

>>388889772
*unzips dick*
You WILL suck this cock!

>>388889946
Fact: women are the strongest race in the world

>>388889946
Mary Sue.

>>388889772
>Star Wars shit
What else? Do you want me to buy capeshit games too?

>>388889994
motherfucking this

>>388889772
>force tricks soulless machines
Into the fucking trash bin it goes. And what a shamr because the second trailer hinted Anakin snd Ashoka in the pilot chatter.

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>people complaining about her knowing force shit

>literal flashback in the movie showing her at lukes training camp thing.

She was obviously marooned for a reason, that's why Luke looks at her like an alien when she shows up on his virgin island. She probably fucked everything up.

>>388892037
>woman fucking everything up
Holy shit maybe Disney can be forgiven with this deepest redpill story rather than it being an empowered multicultural group lead by a strong female to stop the ehite supremacist (human) Empire.

>>388891483
Ahsoka constantly failed her mind tricks with almost 18 years of training on her, Rey is just a shity OP "character".
Thank you Jar Jar Abrams.

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>>388892231
Why are you assigning fucking crazy political importance to a fantasy movie about space wizards.

Can't be good for your psyche. Reminds me of feminazis who think everything is oppressing them.

>>388889946
The gorge lucas stand-in is a fucking hack

>>388889946
She's the reincarnation of the first Jedi or something like that, the whole plot to the next one already leaked. It makes perfect sense, even though nothing hinted at that at any point during 7 and the story was clearly not planned at that point.

>>388892463
Except they actually spelled out this all about GIRL POWER.

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>>388889946
With cuteness

>>388889772

YASS QUEEN

>>388892463
Because when a Kike so openly admits forcing political shit into a favorite series of mine focusing on galactic terrorists to be more "multicultural" it's a big problem you stupid nigger.

>>388892646
Oh man he used the word Kike AND nigger.

You must mean business.

>>388892564
>that
>cute
Get some taste.

>>388892564
Her forehead is massive.

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>>388892829
Thanks for showing you don't belong here, now go the fuck back.

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>>388892963
Dude I don't give a fuck about saying nigger or kike. It's just a weak fucking argument.

Want me to post my MAGA hat motherfucker?

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>liking nuStar Wars

>>388889772
> this bitch hasn't even trained with alec guiness
nope.

>>388893015

it's nothing but teeth!

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>>388889772
>EA will defile this series next with thr Nu-trilogy should Nu-Battlefront stop msking money
Holy fuck I'm terrified, I really hope Respawn's Star Wars project is Imperial Commando so I know it's safe.

>>388893329
Wait.

Are we pretending Star Wars hasn't always been a soulless merchandising hole?

What?

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>literally only part of the movie i liked was "TRAITOR" fight because of how absurd it was for a clone to use a lightsaber

Star Wars sucks.

>>388893436
Games were always better than the movies. Some of the EU shit as well.

>>388893436
Movies sure, but not the Video Games.

>>388889946
You know when you level up and you can pick a new spell or ability to just instantly learn and know how to do?

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I wont because the lack of really big guns

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>>388893463
>clone
he was kidnapped at birth

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>>388893463

Post some rare TRAITORS

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>>388890612
>The Live action Star Wars movies were never good
FTFY

>>388893436
Many Star wars games do something great: Remove the jedi and focus on other characters instead.
There, now the setting is a hundred times better: No force asspulls, no mary sue space samurai faggotry and way less black and white morality.

>>388893463
Finn and Poe were good and if TFA had just been a buddy cop/road trip movie about those two palling around with no connection to the other movies other than the setting, it would have been GOAT.

>>388893463
>lightsaber
>clone
>only a Jedi or Sith can use a lightsaber.

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>>388889772
Yes... I will have sex with you right now...

>>388889946
She used the two most powerful techniques in the Star Wars universe for using the force, Mary Sue and Plot Armour.

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TRAITOR

I don't consider any of this nuStar Wars shit canon, EU will always be the canon continuity to me. Imagine if we got a EU movie with Kyle Katarn as the protagonist.

>>388891258
The only two things genuinely wrong with the prequals were JarJar and the horrible (and I mean fucking awful) casting of Anikin.

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>>388893050
I tried to give one of those books a try and partway through the first, Leia says "cash flow". I stopped there.

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>>388894452
>>388891258

>>388891258

Kinda agree. As retarded/boring as some prequel segments were (planet core "action" scene, whiny pissbaby Anakin, etc.), they all tried to do their own things with story arcs and environments. TFA was just an awful fanfic version of IV without any of the good characterization, pacing and buildup. Disney just shat out a movie because they have the license.

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>>388894029
This. Even if they had to shoe-horn in the old cast, it would still have been a much more interesting movie.
>two non-force users traveling the galaxy, looking for the fabled hero of the Rebel Alliance Luke Skywalker to give him back his lightsaber to help them fight the returning Sith
>Kylo Ren chases them, wanting to get his hands on Luke's lightsaber because of his obsession with Vader
>their friendship throughout the movie, but also have disagreements because they come from rival factions/different upbringings
>help change the galaxy and defeat the Sith despite not being a Jedi or being the Chosen One or whatever
>work as a team, using their own specialized skills to accomplish one goal
>Rey and her boring ass are no where to be seen in the movie

Anyone remember the "leaked" script? Rey and Kylo Ren were actually twins and the last heir to Palpatine. Luke tried to kill them when they were babies in order to stop another Palpatine from happening, but in doing so he inadvertently set them on the path to darkness. Finn was supposed to be force-sensitive. The movie would end with Rey discovering the truth and helping an injured Kylo Ren escape as they make their way to Snoke to begin training. Meanwhile Luke takes Finn under his wing to train, realizing that by trying to prevent evil, he was responsible for their turn to darkness, just as the jedi did to Anakin all those years ago. It sounded stupid then, but it turned out better than what we got. Same with Episode 8, the "Rey is actually Anakin reincarnated as the new Chosen One" theory sounded stupid, but I'm pretty sure the film will manage to make it seem like a great idea in comparison.

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>>388889772
What does /v/ think of that one other prequel

>>388895357
Trash.

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>>388893463

RIP

>>388895031
The thing people don't realize is that the Prequels were meant to be a space opera. This meant an epic scale with a tragic hero and cheesy lines and doomed romances, and all that jazz. It did so and even had the bonus of naturally expanding the lore and having some solid and at times mature plot points. I hop we can look back at the new trilogy with the same understanding, but I don't really feel confident in saying so.

>>388889772
I'm thinking about it. Battlefront was alright for awhile.

>>388895357
Better than TFA

That isn't a compliment.

>>388895357

Had potential to be really interesting, final product was obviously rushed, badly edited and had no unifying vision of what the film should portray. This in addition with the shoved-in-your-face fanservice bits made it feel like Disney is perfectly content shoving these films out the door to sell on brand alone.

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>>388889772
Does anyone know if they added Galactic Conquest? The campaign sounds bland as fuck

>>388893050
How the fuck did beards become the symbol of everything NOT masculine?

It's fucking hilarious.

tfa is a good movie

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>>388896048

Of course, since it's literally episode IV

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>>388895669
I'd say the situation with this Han solo film proves that mindset even more true. I'm interested in seeing how low it goes and how hard people will shill for it no matter what. I'm just hoping that they wont waste this game's DLC life with that movie like they are with Last Jedi

>>388895824
Beards can still look good. It's when they're on a doughy, pouting asshole that they have the negative effects. It's a silent 'Hey, fellow MEN' comment.

TFA is a bad movie that you want to like because it kind of reminds you of movies you did like and it has puppets and actual sets but upon rewatching you realise how bad it is.

>>388896048
I thought it was neither good nor bad. Just middle of the road. Like every JJ Abrams movie ever made.

>>388896325

>upon rewatching

That shit was terrible the first time around.

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>>388889772
Why are there no fucking Droidekas at launch? Do the swedecucks at DICE not understand b1's are too weak to use the heavy weapons? How is it these fucking hacks are in charge of making video games?

>>388890554
That's a real person anon

>>388896186
>I'd say the situation with this Han solo film
What situation?

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>>388893050
>compares gay people to lepers
>talks about "curing them"
really gets the cerebellum hummin

>>388897225
You're a real person.

>>388889772
Suck my dick femnazi mary sue

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REMINDER THAT THE FIRST ORDER FLIES PIZZAS

>>388897161
>Do the swedecucks at DICE not understand b1's are too weak to use the heavy weapons?
Battle droids used rocket launchers in the first two battlefronts, I honestly don't see how this is any different.

But I'm not going to buy this game regardless. swbfea was a waste of money.

>>388897456
That pizza got a dick on it

>>388897125
Heterosexual pandering is clearly better yeah, especially because homosexuals are a mentally ill minority.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11501300
>Forty-six percent of the homosexual men in contrast to 7% of the heterosexual men reported homosexual molestation. Twenty-two percent of lesbian women in contrast to 1% of heterosexual women reported homosexual molestation.

http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1300/J485v08n01_03 "Prevalence of Childhood Trauma in a Clinical Population of Transsexual People"

>In our study of transsexual people, 55% reported experiencing an unwanted sexual event before the age of 18, with the average age of initial sexual contact being 13.

http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0016885 "Long-Term Follow-Up of Transsexual Persons Undergoing Sex Reassignment Surgery"

>Persons with transsexualism, after sex reassignment, have considerably higher risks for mortality, suicidal behaviour, and psychiatric morbidity than the general population.

>>388893050
I really want to punch this """""man""""" in the throat.

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>>388897125
I want to climb Chunner's legs like they were tree trunks.

>>388893050
I can't wait for world war 3, these people will not survive. If they do, they won't be the way they are now.

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>>388889772
i kinda wish rlm would re-review the force awakens.
it sucks having to live with a starwars fanbase that thinks force awakens is the best thing ever when reality it was a cheap episode 4 remake full of pandering.

You know what we need? A Star Wars movie that is nothing but Pod Racing with one huge galactic tournament.

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>>388897297
Aside from it being a retarded concept, it seems to be going through hell with lucasarts not being happy with Alden Ehrenreich's peformance and the directors who did the Lego movie being straight up fired from the project. Its still supposed to release next year because Disney are a bunch of greedy toydarians. Duck Fisney

>>388898516
The Plinkett review was about as critical as it needed to be. The HitB video was just stuck in the honeymoon period.

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>>388898516
>>388898783
Was he even critical of episode 7 at all in that video? I stopped watching half way through because he was still talking about the prequels when he already has 3 lengthy videos dissecting each of them. Enough time at least to make making fun of george's dumb decisions not funny

>>388895357
unironically the best one

>>388896338
I honestly felt my heart sank when Finn got shafted over Rey with the magic powers when she got the final duel with Kylo

He was charismatic. She was not

>>388899219
just listen to it again while you're browsing the net
they still worship it and don't properly dissect it

>>388895357
>best space battle
>best land battles
>best ships
>best ost
>best ending
>ok plot

literally best star wars unless you count KotOR

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>>388899219
It's the Star Wars Awakens review, not the Force Awakens review.
But he basically took the same tone as the Star Trek 2009 review where the film was quality-made but had lots of weird, offbeat writing quirks or plotholes, had pointless diversity for diversity's sake, and still portrayed the SW universe as sort of sterile and lacking humanity.

Reminder that if you complain about Rey then you're sexist. Doubly so if you call her a mary sue.

>>388899670
Do I get bonus points for calling her Ma-rey Sue?

>>388895357
better than TFA in the same way that shit with corn is better than diarrhea

>>388889772
She's extremely ugly

People shit on the prequels but the vehicle designs were so much better than Nu Star Wars it's almost mind boggling.

>>388900773
I wouldn't go that far, but she's fairly plain-looking for Hollywood. I'm not sure why they chose her, as it's certainly not for her acting ability.

>>388896048
incorrect

>>388895357

Fucking boring as shit

Appealed to neckbeards who wanted "muh gritty serious story" for Star Wars but had no likable characters or interesting story development due to being a prequel about characters we never gave a shit about

>>388901224
>species: human
Wrong, she's a xenomorph

>>388895357
Best Star Wars movie in a long time for real fans

RLM plebs are not real fans

>>388901690
It isn't, it takes away from a lot of what makes Star Wars great.

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>>388898516
>i kinda wish rlm would re-review the force awakens.

They did, except they did it over the Rogue One HITB where literally every complaint they had for Rogue One applies to TFA even more, but they can't admit they fucked up with TFA so they doubled down on Rogue One instead.

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>>388889946
The same way she knew how to fly the Falcon better than Han despite his decades of experience in its cockpit.

>>388900951
That's EXACTLY why they chose her. She's not deformed or anything but she's not "intimidatingly attractive" to the female audience they're trying to rope into loving the product. Same thing for the squirrel in Rogue One.

>>388901690
>t. disney social media manager

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>>388902812
>disney social media manager
>making an obvious diss towards TFA

>>388902724
I don't know, I found the woman in Rogue One rather attractive. Would plough

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>>388902812
(You) got filtered out, plebbo.

>>388895357
Space Vietnam best Vietnam