You can have one vidya related wish BUT, there is a catch

>>388886073
I can just play my ps3, 4 and pc games on one system

>>388886073
whats the catch?

>>388886130
the catch is the catching inside the fishing minigames :^)

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>>388886073
someone I can talk to about vidya and have them be genuinely interested

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>>388886130
Wish granted. PS Now has now all PS3 and PS4 titles as long as you're an yearly subscriber

>>388886201
What non-fishing game has the best fishing minigame?

All companys stop making exclusives, all games can be played on one "game box" machine, it constantly gets good updates and good hardware revisions.

>>388886073
I wish I could have infinite storage on my computer

>>388886330
It already exists and the catch is shitty ports and a more toxic community than /mlp/

PC

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EA remains as financially successful as they currently are but are actually a force for good

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>>388886073
Custom Robo for Switch

I wish Valve made games more often that are good

>>388886280
but they are autistic.

Halo 2/3 multiplayer on PC

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>I want a Silent Hill game with new lore

>>388886073
Dragons Dogma 2

I WANT A FIRE EMBLEM MUSOU!

I WANT A NEW MICROSOFT CONSOLE!

I WANT A PORTABLE HOME CONSOLE!

I WANT VIRTUAL CONSOLE GAMES ON A NEW CONSOLE!

I WANT TO PLAY VIDEOGAMES!

I WANT SONIC MANIA ON PC!

I WANT TO BELIEVE!

>>388886447
done...but steam never became a monolith, gamers refused to use it and PC continued to depend on increasingly dwindling physical sales until the market died off

>>388886337
but its on an Apple OS.

>>388886423
it plays just like chibi robo zip lash.

>>388886073
I want a new Rune Factory game where you can fug the MILF.

>>388886073
I want character customization in real life

>>388886073
I wish for a video game where you make wishes on a monkey's paw about what kind of video game you want.

>>388886735
You feel all of the changes as they occur

>>388886410
Nice meme you stupid faggot

You literally can not play xbox exclusives or ps4 exclusives on your PC. And I'm not talking emulation either, though I have no problems with emulation.

All I want is one "game box" that gets all releases, no exclusive bullshit, no emulation bullshit, etc.

>>388886423
every part is locked behind its own $15 amiibo

>>388886671
YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU IM LEAVING

>>388886626
It's an Xbox One exclusive and will never be ported.

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>>388886073
I want Dragon's Dogma Online for the rest of the world

>>388886871
never translated

>>388886871
Zenimax

>>388886073
People won't shitpost it, and everything related to it, ever again. People who think about it will be compelled from within to do something nice instead.

The catch is that I die in my sleep tonight.

>>388886871
Granted

>>388886871
done...it's only playable in Esperanto

An Elder Scrolls sequel thats actually good and explores esoteric lore

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>>388886971
It's Isometric

>>388886971
Multiplayer is a massive part of it.

>>388886418
Granted, but they only make sports games now

And any IP bought just becomes a sports game

>Dark Souls PS4 port
>New Wave Race for the Switch
>sequel to Alien Isolation

Do your worst, boys

>>388886073

i wish for a new unreal tournament

>>388887032
Where's the catch you fucking 13 year old?

>>388887032
this is bait but I would love the shit out of proper CRPG TES

Monkey paw Monkey paw I wish for a proper Redwall series video game

>>388886297
Links awakening Zelda DX

>>388886769
Sure that's not a bonus?

>>388887117
>>388887119
>>388887218
>Bait
>Outdated format
Shouldn't you be rotting in a home, grandpas?

John Carmack and John Romero get back together and make a new 10/10 first person shooter game

>>388887106
The catch is that it's stuck in alpha hell, and is completely dead.

>>388886073
SatAM Robotnik (AND ONLY ROBOTNIK) being in a mainseries game.

I wish for a new Pikmin that played like 2.

>>388887218
If you're a masochist, sure.

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>>388887086
Dark souls port is a remaster band they fuck up the graphics and change the art direction. It also still runs like it was on the ps3 version.

Wave race has characters from the emoji movie and is full of memes from a year ago

Aliens isolation reimagined as a five nights at Freddy's clone

>>388887245
I didn't even do anything to you man.

>>388887245
At least we can check which posts actually get quoted, retard
Back you go

>>388887280

well shit

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>>388887280
>>388887106
and it has its own special launcher that no one wants to fucking use and is therefore missing out on steam marketing and exposure

>>388887315
Hey Pikmin 2 but with dungeons

>>388887054
Could be worse I guess

>>388887248
Granted! But it's VR only

>>388886073
people stop buying games that don't meet my standards

>>388887054
>he doesn't want to play oblivion with his buds

>>388886662
Good.

>>388887315
but its just another port of 2

>>388887073
>saving the industry by converting all genres into ball-based sports one IP at a time

now I want to see this

>>388886073
I want Bully 2

>>388887349
the only feasibly realistic one is the dark souls port one

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>>388887117
>>388887119
I genuinely just dislike playing games from an Isometric perspective.

>>388887310
Granted! He's on a Missing/Wanted poster in one level of Sonic Forces

>>388887431
>oblivion

I just want a Borderlands game with more focus on active skills
Like a good Destiny, I suppose

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>>388887073
>Mass effect: 3 on 3 basketball
>Still an RPG but you play as a cyborg Shepherd created to Ball like the Harlem Globetrotters and bring honor to humanity
I'm not seeing a downside

>>388887428
but developers stop making games that meet your standards regardless

>>388887495
It will be le mean girls game

>>388886626
no outfits that show skin

>>388887543
Granted.
But it's multiplayer only and basically Battleborn 2.

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>>388887514
Fuckin hell, of course.

>>388887580
>mean girls game
This is a bad thing?

>>388887086
The port runs at a consistent 10 fps (3 fps during Blighttown) and you're forced to use the touchpad to control the camera.

Don't know what that is

Basically the Aliens version of Isolation. Xenos are made into generic zombie like enemies that die in 2 pistol shots. The ending is revealing that the whole game was just a hallucination your character gained over the thought of Xenos, ending scene has him die for real ala jummpscare to a real xeno that had been unknowingly stalking you.

>>388887529
>skyrim

>>388887415
>VR gets a killer app worth buying it for

not seeing a downside

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>>388887349
>Ricky Winterborn dabbing in Wave Race when you win

>>388887513
It's okay anon, you don't have to elaborate further. We already know you're underage and made fun of it

>>388886280
They are also socially retarded and unpleasant to talk to or be around in a normal social setting

>>388886330
Costs a lot of money due to it being the only console on the market, requires an online paid subscription and link to a verified social media account to do anything on it

>>388886337
The computer has outdated hardware and you can't upgrade it.

>>388886418
They still release yearly rehashes and nothing they do excites the market, instead stagnating the industry further

>>388886423
Microtransactions for robot parts, horrible localization, awkward controls, no local multiplayer

>>388886564
It's dead and you can only play games through local/LAN and no mod support

>>388886626
Made by Capcom's B team, casualized, always online, smaller world and less content than first game

>>388886447
All the games are multiplayer focused with microtransactions and player economies

>>388886971
Console exclusive, always online required/multiplayer focused, and paid mods/microtransactions for all extra content

>>388887124
Art style is done in deviant art furry style and the OST is done by the Sonic Chronicles: Dark Brotherhood composer

>>388887248
Console exclusive and half the game locked behind DLC

a new wwe wrestling game that isn't boring shit

>>388887124
Furries are drawn to it in droves, and it becomes the MLP of video games.

>>388887659
Yes you faggot, grow up.

Ace combat 4,5 and zero HD remaster

>>388887671
OpenMW

>>388887086
wave race is only playable with a full scale jetski controller you insert the switch into that costs a thousand dollars and is not a functional jetski

>>388887735
it's an FPS

>>388887495
but its tainted with identity politics

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>>388887576
fuck you, monkey paw

>>388887773
They replace the gameplay with that of Assault Horizon.
And remove Pixy

>>388887773
Everything about the game stays the same, but the soundtrack is replaced by trashy nu-metal.

God Hand 2

>>388887735
No create a wrestler or customization features

>>388887749
What's wrong with that movie man?

>>388887724
I'm not but you clearly fall on the spectrum for not being able to come up with a better response, so, sorry for that.

>>388886073
It's my dream game and there is no catch

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>>388886073
I want to live a long, happy, fulfilling life with Bowser where nothing bad happens.

>>388887907
You have to specify that the gameplay should be the same or it's too easy to ruin

>>388886073
A new Dark Forces/Jedi Knight/Jedi Outcast/Jedi Academy game

Sonic Utopia, but as a full game for all consoles.

>>388887971
If you die in the game you die in real life.

>>388886073
I want to die in my sleep

>>388886687
But they end up being worst girls.

>>388887962
>I'm not
Wow you sure convinced me there kid, very believable

>>388887971
The catch is your dream game is made by a no name 14 year old with no development experience in the Unity engine

Alright, time for another one.
>Meatball. Meatball. Spaghetti underneath. Ravioli. Ravioli. Great Barrier Reef!
I wish for a Smash Bros. game that somehow makes everyone content with it!

>>388888045
You're unable to go to sleep ever again

>>388887919
Honestly? Not even him, but I'll take it.

>>388888045
You have to give me a (You) first

>>388887907
It gets 1/10 on IGN and the next Imagine game shit out by Ubisoft gets a 10/10

>>388888154
I accept those conditions.

>>388886073
I want a new 3D Sonic game that isn't rushed where I can play as Sonic, Tails, Knocked, Amy, and Cream through fast paced platforming action stages.

>>388887907
Capcom gives it the DmC: Devil May Cry treatment.

>>388886130
Catch: They're all on one system but it's PS3 level in performance and new games run accordingly.

>>388886073
The Crysis series is remade into 3 new games focusing on 3 different aspects of FPS play, 1 being focused on the suit, 2 being focused on evolution and vertical linear level design, and 3 being AI and squad command tactics almost like Mass Effect. They will all be the greatest FPS games of the decade in 2020.

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a good Dark Tower vidya adaptation with Clint Eastwood doing VO but not motion capture for Roland

>>388886073
An actually good SMT/Persona crossover rhythm game.

>>388887737
>>388887734
fuuucking furries

>>388888256
Cancelled.

>>388888154
How is that a catch or drawback? Who in the name of fuck cares?

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>>388888150
And now I sleep

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>>388888135

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>>388888095
okay, that's enough bait taking for now

>>388888304
>>388888135
so wait is he now the worst kind of immortal?

>>388888296
sleep tight anon

>>388888267
its artificial bullshit difficulty with offbeat hit notes

>>388886871
>BRs don't have separate servers and there are no good antihack methods in place.

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>>388887737
Does that mean it will get lots of porn?

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>>388888154
>caring about reviews

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I wish for a revival to my beloved forgotten racing game.

>>388887971
It's exactly what you want but characters in the game awkwardly can't catch anything thrown to them like a bunch of paraplegic idiots

>>388888125
It plays exactly like Sm4sh, but there's also a dating sim component where you get to bang the girls (and guys) by performing useless Melee tech.

>>388887978
With nothing bad happening your life becomes stagnant and boring. Also you end up living in the Mushroom Kingdom where all the comforts and entertainment of modern life don't exist

>>388887978
you wanting this in the first place is the catch. fuck your life

I want the retarded AAA open world meme to die. No more pointless collectibles spread throughout an empty world, no more marketing games to casuals by going "it's bigger than texas!"
Do your worst, it can't get worse than it is now

>>388886073
don't do it guys. I wished for bungie to make games after onii and marathon and look what happened.

>>388888408
Yes, but not the good kind.

>>388888267
It's region-locked and never gets released outside Japan.

Git gud at melee right fucking now. I'm talking top 50 in the world atleast minimum.

IGA revives Castlevania

>>388888525
It actually does get worse

>>388888275
How can a project be cancelled if it becomes game of the decade

>>388888354
no, you just die of exhaustion

>>388888045
You die in your sleep but you just wake up.

>>388888354
Doesn't look like he's immortal, it's more of a "I can become invisible, but only when no one is looking at me" situation

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>>388888374
Out of all of them this is the only one that I actually had a problem with. Good job, you fucking monster.
The others thought a language barrier was stopping me when in reality it's just the stupid vpn bullshit I have to do every time I wantto play

>>388888010
but it is based off of 7

>>388888256

It has shitty graphics

>>388888551
it goes the FE route and becomes a waifu simulator

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>>388888472
Literally where's the catch

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>>388888647
well done anon

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>>388888496
That's not so bad, but I'll take >>388888512's "catch." I won the lottery.

>>388886073
/v/ fucking dies

>>388888650
I would literally be OK with this

>>388888125
Sakurai dies after completing it and forever haunts Nintendo

>>388888603
Philosophically speaking isn't that already what happens?

>>388888551
it becomes the most successful Pachinko series of all time

HIT THE LEVER!!!

>>388888525
Granted, but the new playtime padding trend is adding 60+ hours of unskippable cutscenes.

dorf fort to be remade but kept exactly as it was and it gets wildly popular and everyone loves it

>>388888747
Depends on the philosopher in question. If he has brain damage or is mentally ill, he might indeed think that's the same

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SMT: If... gets translated in english

I want an MGR sequel :)

>>388888221
but also has Big, E32423, Eggman, Shadow, Sonicchu, and Coldsteel levels, and they must be completed first.

>>388888859
Done.

>>388888770
>new

>>388888745
I'm okay with that

>>388888705
now we have to shit post on /r/notvidya

thanks, faggot

>>388888820
granted, its success has it bought by EA and ruined

>>388888859
Soundtrack isn't the tightest shit ever

>>388888770
Holy shit are you Satan?

>>388888747
Philosophically speaking its a matter of definitions.

>>388888125
Nintendo takes servers offline after a few years and another Smash is never made making it the last one.

Dear Monkey Paw

I want these 8s

>>388888820
The fanbase becomes such a seething mass of autism and toxicity such that you no longer want to admit to ever liking or playing it.

>>388886073
a new tribes game with good gameplay

>>388888998
You can never get any other number ever again

>>388888705
Granted, but everywhere else to discuss games is only filled with complete normalfags who laugh at "us gamers amiright" tier humor.
Any other opinion that isn't cock sucking a game is immidietly banned and you're forced to subscribe if you even want to post

>>388888859
It's pachinko

a new Splinter Cell made in the style of Chaos Theory and the original trilogy that is everything I've always wanted, Michael Ironside is back voicing Sam

>>388888472
Useless Melee tech is fucking stupid fun. I can spend hours labbing Melee if I'm in the mood nigga.

>>388888859
it's released in an episodic format. 90% of the content is QTE and you must pay for the DLC to get an acceptable ending

>>388889019
>toxicity
back to tumblr

>>388888125
It costs twice as much as a normal game and is always in limited stock forever. There's no digital release, and no matter where you try to buy it, it's always out of stock, even on Ebay. And it's impossible to pirate.

Half-Life 3 with dyson spheres

The catch is we added loot crates to it

>>388888045
Death is actually a dark room where you spend the rest of eternity

>>388888859
It's directed by Kojima

>>388888260
Granted, but Clint Eastwood alternates doing his lines in a thick Ugandan or Chinese accent.

>>388888964
Philosophy is pointless if you don't agree on the semantics before having the argument, though.

>>388889096
Anthony Burch is made lead writer.

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>>388886330
Catch: No games are worth playing by the time its developed so its only real use is VR porn

>>388889118
AND AND AND AND fucking garbage you eight year old.

>>388888472
>>388888691
The Catch: No GameCube controller suppory

>>388888888

>>388888998
100 posts late. amazing

>>388889123
loot crates and hats for Gordon

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>>388886073
Graphics in every new game will be as good as modern CGI

>>388889123
granted, it's a PasteBin™ exclusive and Valve sues Laidlaw and he an heroes after a protracted legal battle. Valve continues on raking in money from steam, DOTA, CSGO, and the wildly successful Artifact: the DOTA Cardgame

banjo tooie gets a sequel authentic to the gameplay style of the original two games

Team Fortress 2 goes back to how it was circa 2012-13

>>388886423
FtP/PtW model

>>388888449
however, a wave of r34 is what warranted its recent acknowledgement, and the developers wont let you forget it

>>388889276
With no playerbase

>>388889221
Hello newfag
How's your first visit going? Liking it better than reddit?

>>388886073
I wish to be able to wipe certain memories so I can replay games for the first time again

I wish for a 100% English translation of this game. Read not localization so don't give me shit like "nintendo publishes it and censors the shit out of it".

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>>388889221
>being this retarded

A singleplayer WW2 shooter where you plays as the Axis for once

>>388889184
Yea, and the argument depends entirely on semantics. Its anon's fault for only implying definitions.

>>388889242
Games now require so much effort to make that we will only be able to get 1 game each two years.

>>388889313
fuck

>>388889360
granted, but it also wipes away critical information like basic functions. If you use it more than once, you risk not knowing how to wipe your own ass.

>>388888991
>>388889118
The two things I have in this world are friends and time
>>388889219
That might be an issue, though.

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I wish for a 100% English translation of this game. Read not localization so don't give me shit like "nintendo publishes it and censors the shit out of it".

with image this time

>>388888525
Every game now has pay 2 play micro-transactions, denuvo, even on consoles, pre-order content, and lootboxes.

Also all your favorite classics are being remastered with all of the above added to them; while all the original copies spontaneously combust simultaneously leaving no copies of the originals in existence.

>>388889242
But they run at 0.5 fps.

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>>388889167
>I heard you faggots don't like my cultural expression. Well, we'll see who wins another Oscar, won't we. My Sino-Ugandan documentary will be legend

>>388889391
English translations now spread kojimbo's parasite

>>388889360
You'll forget the games exist and never play them again

I want a new Megaman ZX game, one thats more like the first one then Advent.

I want a well thought out digimon game

>>388889276
>2012-13

so its almost as bad as it is nowadays?

>>388889407
Swastikas are censored and characters are diverse

>>388888125
Requires a constant connection to nintendo's latest online only service, which of course has a mandatory tie in phone app. You know it will die with the release of their next console

>>388889537
The catch is that it's a ZX game?

>>388889474

I'd rather have a real SRW game than that shit.

>>388888546
but your personality erodes (as if it doesnt suck already) and everyone always cheers against you

>>388886073
I secretly want Uncharted 4 on PC so I can play Multiplayer and Survival with a keyboard and mouse

>>388889407
done, it's set in the Franco-Thai War

>>388889551
you mean the best it ever was to be honest

>>388886073
Xbox is uncucked and they focus on getting good exclusives to xbox and jap-shit
no windows 10 store shit.

>>388886073

i want to enjoy videogames again like i used to when i was a kid....

Another one, another one!
>Meatball. Meatball. Spaghetti underneath. Ravioli. Ravioli. Great Barrier Reef!
I wish for another Kirby Super Star remake!

>>388889276
It only works on outdated hardware

>>388889607
>Not liking the ZX series
those games are solid and fun.

>>388889665
you're injured in an accident and are now a ward of the state with the mind of a small child

I wish for every game ever made up until now and every game to be made after this wish to have every character within said games to transform into lolis with matching aesthetic.

>>388889665
You are old and senile, slowly forgetting how to wipe your own ass.

>>388889705
Granted!

Ubisoft are making it.

I wish for a new PSO game

>>388889665
Videogames cease to exist

>>388889639
Thailand wasn't in the Axis

>>388889705
what the fuck

>>388889360
Granted but every time you do this your mind now sans memory of the game hates the game.

>>388889757
All governments of the world ban lolis

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I want a videogame about the monkey paw dying that affects the real monkey paw.

>>388888705
the catch: because the government sterilizes the entire internet

>>388889757
Granted! You are now under arrest.

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Bully 2 please

Xbox og emulation is completely perfected

>>388889780

its on 3ds with graphics worse than the gamecube PSO

>>388889850
>implying Russia wouldn't make a killing.

>>388889646
t. guy who only started playing around 2012

>>388889780
Granted
It's a freemium Puzzle Quest clone for iOS

>>388889665
You become a poor wage slave who no longer has time for video games.

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>>388886073
I wish for Final Fantasy Versus XIII, the AAA video game developed by Square Enix on PlayStation 4.

>>388889896
It's never released to public

>>388889792
>Thailand waged the Franco-Thai War in October 1940 to May 1941 to reclaim territory from French Indochina. It became a formal ally of Japan from 25 January 1942.

>>388889665
You become heavily addicted and it ruins your life. Due to this, you also gain carpal tunnel and your blood starts to clot, causing you to get a stroke, but your mommy comes in at just the right time to empty your piss bottles care so instead you're left permanently paralyzed.

I wish for Sega to return to the console market

>>388889242
They all look like Overwatch

>>388889942
Granted but it's the same as XV just with the old name.

>>388886073

I WANT A NEW NO MORE HEROES

>>388889864
pre-order bonus with Half Life 3

>>388889970
Sega returns to the console market

>>388888820
MADF (Mothers Against Dwarf Fortress) start popping up and gaining traction.

>>388888888

>>388889882
Catch: It's a full-fledged lawn mowing simulator

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>>388886130
Oh I know this one!

There's no games!

>>388889970
It's an android based console

Oh great monkey paw! I wish for a new Timesplitters to be made, which is faithful to the style of 2 and Future Perfect.

>>388890015
At this point in time they can't do that lest risk losing goodwill of the entire gaming market (and I'm certain there are legal issues as well.)

Try again.

>>388889407
Done, you play only as nippon getting buttfucked by the US.

Or you are an Italianno.

>>388889882
The singleplayer has no content and the multiplayer is like Gta Online but with more Sharkcards.

I wish for the next Super Smash Bros to include King K Rool and the return of Snake.

I want a loli gf

>>388890178
Your loli gf doesn't want you and commits sudoku

>>388889783
Okay but its casualized with shit like being able to control your party members, skill cards with worse graphics

>>388890161
They're the only characters available.

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Blood HD, a completly faithful update of the classic similar to System Shock Enhanced Edition, a timed exclusive for the Ataribox before a PC release shortly thereafter with full mod compatibility and support

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>>388886073
I want to meet and hangout with shantae!

>>388886073

I wish fo a new Layton game, and don't you get smart with me hand, I don't want it to be about Layton's daughter, or about Layton's son, AND I don't want another fucking prequel.

I just want a solid, nice puzzle game after the events of Unwound Future and starring Professor Hershel Layton.

>>388890143
I was thinking it'd be a universe where the name didn't chance but everything else remained.

I want a functional Tekken 7 arcade cabinet in my living room.

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a new technology that lets me smell female feet in vidya

>>388889780
Granted, its all quest based and has a boring endgame which consists of waiting for quests only available at certain times and stacking cash only to get cosmetic costumes

>>388890161
Done. It has Snake and K Tool, as well as 15 new Pokemon characters, and removes all Zelda characters except Link.

System Shock 3 is good

>>388888859
DMC5/Bayo3 never ever then

>>388890380
Its a space game and you also have to smell Uranus.

>>388889276
catch: so do you

I want pokemon snap 2 for switch!

>>388890380
you kill yourself cause you're retarded

>>388890523
damn

>>388890161
That'll be $60


each

>>388890449
What's the downside?

>>388890085
>>388889882
>the nightmare becomes reality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nipNS9KSLDE

>>388890531
granted its just Pokemon go lite

>>388889360
Can't remember even wanting to play said game after the wiping

>>388886593
granted its an anime waifu sim now

>>388890380
granted
the brain computer interface used to simulate the smell causes exponential loss of senses and extensive central nervous system damage leading to its ban shortly after

MGS 5 actually was a finished profuct

>>388890310
Layton dies in the opening cutscene and the game stars Layton's cousin

>>388890353
You can't open the change compartment or change it to free play mode, so you pay for every game.

>>388889407
Loading screen and advertisements constantly remind you that Nazi's are bad and preach to you about it and activists start getting lists from retailers and systematically go after everyone who purchases the game

>>388890720
>exponential loss of senses
exponential to what? exponential doesn't just mean "great"

>>388890871
exponential to my dick in ur mum's arse faggot

>>388888853
everybody is a waifu shitter rper

>>388886073
A Metal Gear Solid reboot that ditches all of the retarded lore attatched

>>388889547
based off a poorly received anime

>>388890994
it's open world again and directed by Todd Howard

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>>388890858
fuck.
It's just as much of a nuisance to really piss me off, but not so much of a nuisance that I would refuse to use it.

>>388890790
Chapter 3 is just chapter 2 in a slightly different area and the plot is still an unfinished mess

Alexis Texas gets blacled

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>>388890994

>>388886073
A Bethesda RPG that uses Cryengine or whatever else engine, anything that doesn't use creation engine/gamebryo or whatever shit they used before

>>388890286
Granted

The reception on the Ataribox for the game is so poor that the PC release goes vaporware until it's released 10 years laterwith loot boxes replacing in game pickups to support the game's development

>>388891129
blacked*

>>388889665
you magically obtain it, but lose it even quicklier and become morelier jaded than before

>>388891161

>or whatever else engine

it's Unity

>>388891161
It's still made by Bethesda

>>388890871
dumb dumbposter

>>388891129
you are legally required to taste the cocks blacking her beforehand
I bet you'd actually love that though. fucking cucks

>>388889407
it is perfect, has amazing gameplay videos and unlocked framerate and resolution.

game gets canned right before release due to devs reasoning with feminists

>>388891129
Granted

she gets blacked by Beetlejuice

>>388889705
Every future Kirby is just a new remake of this game, every time.

>>388891161
they are even worse with an engine they have no experience with and are afraid to learn or experiment and unwilling to hire new staff, after 7 years of development time the game is even more broken by a large margin than the typical Beth game and the modding community is also unable to fix it since their expertise lies in the old system and the new engine is inflexible

it still sells like hotcakes and wins multiple GOTY awards

>>388889705
The only song in the game is ANON GET OUT

>>388886073
DmC DMC 2 by Team Ninja

>>388886073
I wish we got the original ze3 back in 2015 instead of ztd

>>388891356
I'm pretty sure this is just an exact description of their actual next TES game

A fun open-world game set in the universe of A Song of Ice and Fire that's faithful to the book series.

>>388891369
starring Senua from the Hellblade™ Franchise!

Dante isn't in the game at all

A more optimized version of Flight Simulator X

>>388891462
No way in hell Bethesda is moving from their not-Gamebryo engine

>>388886130
The catch:

It's all on Xbox One X

>>388889864
it affects the monkey paw by making both its wish and catch powers more powerful

>>388891462
it just works
buy my game

>>388891501
Play the CK2 mod or Game of Thrones (the RPG by Cyanide)
Then again you are an open world retard so you probably won't like those

>>388891369
The game is online only and the servers are shut down forever in less than a year.

>>388886073
get a full suit and skillset of a for honor character

>>388890031
Gameplay is perfect, but humor has been replaced with leftwing socio-political jargon

GOG overtakes steam as the dominant PC platform while maintaining its principles and DRM free stance, CDPR does not go down the Valve route

I wish to be Anthony Burch.

>>388891243
>I bet you'd actually love that though. fucking cucks
I would

>>388890161
K Rool is a Bowser Clone

>>388891837
You are Randy instead

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>>388891837

>>388891818
PC gaming as a whole dies a year after GOG overtakes Steam.

>>388890287
Granted: but she hates being around you and you can feel it.

>>388891837
Granted: You are Anthony Burch

I wish that /v/ would stop discussing e-celebs.

>>388890994
It's a Pachinko game

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I WANT CITY OF HEROES TO RETURN FUCK

>>388892061
granted
NSA leaks your full files on accident and /v/ talks about you instead

>>388889407
>all friendly npcs are voiced by jews

>>388891501
Each new patch takes between 5 and 8 years to come out. This includes new content and game breaking bug fixes. When the first patch finally does come instead of fixing bugs it is a shitty side quest about a circus that no one could possibly find interesting.

>>388891129
but they got lil peckers

>>388889276
only supported on windows vista 32bit

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Imagepooch is fully revived with a massage budget

but

With their new found life, they want to appeal to broader audience and completely change their game style

>>388892036
You monster

>>388892196
It comes back, but its micro-transaction hell. each in-game purchase costs at least 5 dollars, and many aspects of the game require you to pay for them individually. Every time you want to fight something, you have to pay for each hit of damage you do, EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

>>388889653
they're completely restricted to making fps's and fps's only.

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>>388892005
Well at least she doesn't have a dick.

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>>388889310
I'm not sure how to take this?
Do i get my wish or not?
kek

i wish mercenaries got a reboot

I wish that Gundam Versus would come out tomorrow.