>[Advert] bullshitusername2009: RAID/RAID ASSIST/PD RAID

>>388881975
>/advert mugging drop 5k failrp if you run away ;)

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>>388881975
>Advert: RAID / RAID PD / RAID ASSIST / MUG / CARJACKING / HIT ACCEPTED / KIDNAPPING

Why do some servers allow this?

>>388882418
desu advertising crime shouldn't even be a thing.
servers with laxer rules but proper RP required and no adverting when

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ADMIN ARE-DEE-EEEEMM

>>388881975
Why do kids even raid the PD? There's nothing even special in it.

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>Gunshop
>""""Customer"""" comes in and appears to be typing something in chat
>Adverts a raid and immediately kills me

>>388882704
some servers have the bank vault in the PD. Also it's fun to kill cops.

>>388882523
I was talking about the fags who get around the shitty rules anyway by /advert-ing everything before a raid or a mug.
You see "Raid, mug, PD raid, carjacking" and you're not sure what the fuck they're going to do until you're either lying dead or there's gunshots down the street.
Admins don't give a fuck about it because everyone does it anyway.
Why do you even have to /advert your crime anyway if you can just spread misinformation like this anyway?

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>people in this thread actually taking Dark'''''RP''''' seriously

>>388883370
I actually just grief and fuck around because I have 20 million on my main server. It's pretty retarded when some no fun VIP fuckhead gets the admins to ban me for a week.

>>388882756
this is our land.

>>388883789
>paying for VIP on a dime-a-dozen GMod server

I will never understand the concept.

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>>388882756
>Be a gun shop owner
>Keep getting previously raided by an admin, but he's shit at PvPing, so I take him out every time
>Hear something say "I'm in!" Behind you
>Turn around and see that some faggot has somehow phased through the wall
>Shotgun his head off
>Find out that the admin actually helped a faggot abuse a chair glitch that can phase you through walls into bases
>Record everything
>TFW my friend is his boss
>Get called to an admin roof with my friend
>Present all my evidence
>Everything seems to line up perfectly with the admin logs
>Fag admin defends himself, changes his own story 3 times while nervously stammering
>Bro admin is fucking furious at him
>Fag admin gets fired and never returns

>>388883789
DMing is pretty much the only thing I ever do, it's my favourite sport. Killfeeds however ruin it and I'm amazed at how dedicated admins are on such a tacky gamemode.

I wish Nutscript servers were popular - that shit is fun and comfy af when done right. It's a shame that arguably the best sandbox game around is plagued by kids and memers in general.

>>388882704
I once had an entire squad of like 8 kids join a server I used to play in all at once during its dead hours when all the usual people was asleep.
They decided since there was only one cop online they would 'take over' the police station and become a 'mafia police'.
and since I was the only cop and police chief I decided to declare martial law stating all crime would be met with lethal force until the situation was resolved.
they all immediately started to abuse the servers voting system since it was dead hours and kicked me off police and then tried to cry to the admin when that didn't stop me from going full punisher on them.
but since I was a regular who frequently played police they pretty much got told to go fuck themselves.
I miss that server, shame it shut down because the owner killed themselves

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>>388884057
>tfw the first time you reported someone and got them perma'd
great feeling, especially when its the sperg kids that try to plead their way out while you watch

>>388883314
some servers have adverting your crime beforehand as a mandatory thing
I have noticed it is usually the servers run by boring fucks who hate getting their shit stolen

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>>388881975
Pic related is objectively the only and I mean ONLY reason to play Gmod.
Don't even try to refute this, because you can't

Is it just me, or is Gmod dead? Besides DarkRP and only weirdos go there.

>>388885369
TTT? it's okay, but DarkRP is elder god tier comfy.

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>>388881975
>you have to /advert everything you do
>WARNING: LEAVE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY! NEW LIFE RULE ENDS IN 2:16

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>"Oh that job looks super fun"
>SUPER VIP+ REQUIRED

>>388885369
It needs to quit being overmoderated. Karma is the system for dealing with RDM, but they always have the shitty report systems to complain about your "unfair death"

>>388885369
it used to be, now all servers are infested with children and autists and either has too much addons or too little to make it interesting

>>388886585
>essentially a p2w version of an already existing job

Ex: Lockpicks that are quicker.

>kid pays 50 dollars to spawn with the best gear in the game
>also gets access to some desert operator playermodel so he feels like a badass
>thinks he's super l33t even though he never raids solo, he always brings one of his p2w fagbuddies with him
>punch him because he is annoying the fuck out of me
>jailed for 3 minutes for punchwhoring

>>388885369
That isn't Elevator: Source.

>>388887148
elevator source was fun, but once you saw all the 'floors' there isn't anything else to do in it
unless its changed in the something like 5+ years since I played it

What the fuck is the actual point of this gamemode?
I'm already a fucking dreg of society why would I need or want to roleplay as one?

The only good GMod shit was from MacDGuy or Pixeltail. Yet kids chose all the shit because it's spontaneous and flashy.

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT A WHITE MANS GUN?

>>388887401
Hanging out in the lounge after was always fun as fuck.

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>playing ttt
>everything aligns up that this motherfucker is the traitor
>point it out
>nobody believes me because it's one big sperg circlejerk
>kill him
>get banned for rdm
>don't kill him
>everyone gets btfo then they bitch "why didn't you do something!!"

go fuck yourself

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>>388885369
>kill someone because they act like a blatant T, trailing behind people, running from bodies
>kill them
>"WOW WTF REPORTED!! ADMIN I WAS RDMED"
it was more fun when it didnt have a billion fucking cancer player models

>>388885424
small groups of dedicated sandboxers are the only interesting people I find usually
RP is really infested with shit, even more with the "serious" groups that are usually a bunch of furfags

Darkrp can be fun to dick around in though

>>388881975
DarkRP will forever be one of the most autistic things to play.

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>>388890268
>Join TTT or DarkRP
>Shitty custom player models and weapons everywhere
>Engage an enemy
>Have to expend half of your mag trying to find their hitbox

>>388885369
>innocent
>running around trying to avoid getting shot
>get killed by another innocent
>kid starts screeching into his mic about how i was acting suspicious and it was self-defense

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>>388892375
>using a sniper rifle against a disproportionate playermodel with a disfigured, small or strangely shaped head.

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>>388892375
>>388892758
>not mac-10 booty blasting their ass as they screech into the mic

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>>388892980
>someone gets a gun
>trades it for a shotty immediately
this is my traitor test, T's ALWAYS want the fucking shotty for fast kills

Also no one ever grabs a scout unless they are going to rdm from a roof or they are a T trying to camp out the match

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>>388893328
>server has explosive barrels
>shoot one on the downlow while the autists are near it
>"who the fuck did that!! rdm!!"
>stay silent
>mfw

>>388892375
>not knowing where source hitboxes are relative to the ground
What are you, underage?

>>388893526
Explosive barrels are fucking great for RDMing. They're untraceable from most logs.

>>388893706
If it's one of those servers that lets you move props around after you die it's easy to kill people if you know how to abuse the engine.

>>388893526
the fucking minecraft map with the lighthouse is actually great for RDMing.
the gold block can easily be hidden in the ocean or the T room double doors,
you can bounce an incindiary grenade off the ceiling of the tree next to the traitor tester room and light the area outside on fire while being hidden by other trees,
and the difference in elevations and the openness of the map allows for you to easily shoot people once and hide/pretend it wasn't you.

>>388894067
It's one of the best designed maps on the gamemode, who knew autism could be so powerful.

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>>388893612
>He doesn't aim for the head
>He doesn't realise that your enemy may be at a different elevation
>He doesn't realise the enemy may be partially obscured by the environment, making half of their body impossible to see

Nigger, I know how tall people are, but this fucks you up anyway, especially with those huge aids anime models

>>388894202
2-3 incinds spawn in front of the lighthouse and at the top there's 2. plenty to troll with for the short rounds.

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>>388893917
>Choose a breakable prop
>Fall from a high height and kill somebody below
>Prop breaks
>Hear them squeal ARR DEE EMMM! PROP ABUSE!!!!
>Nobody knows who did it

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>>388894608
>kill someone in any gmod mode
>immediately hear a 9-year old/squeaky-ass teen call for your banning for no reason
i dont even like griefing that much, but it always felt amazing

>>388894468
>he needs to see the model
I guarantee you if there was a source version of the goldsrc pepsi can player model which is just some tiny bullshit parented to the pelvis bone then I'd be able hit consistent headshots every time. CS:S has been out for 13 years.