He's a normie in college now

how 'bout vidya games

>>388880595
he started college. you can find him on IG

>>388882308
whats his name on IG?

>>388882684
dunno, some anon linked it weeks ago

>>388882684
Sammy Zenith

>>388880595
Sammy had loving parents who helped him chill the fuck out.

Chris's parents were enabling shits who spoiled him

It was an act from the get go. We were duped.

Remember tourettes guy? Remember that he died?

he didn't

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>>388880595

>>388883336
Wait what? Hes alive?

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He's built for sucking dicks.

>>388880595
>I thought he was going to be the next Chris
Unrealistic hype. The only person who is even close to being the next Chris is ADF.
Sammy is so boring that even the forum that obsessively stalks Chris and records his every bowel movement is not interested in discussing him.

not vida fag

>>388882308
>>388880942
What the fuck
I always assumed he was like 9

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>>388880595
Go to bed sammy read Stephen Hawkings a Brief History of Time.

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>>388883608
Not like this

NOT LIKE THIS

GO TO BED SAMMY

GO TO BED.

>>388883539
Not him but yes. There's new Tourettes Guy videos too. Look it up on YouTube, it's the first channel.

>>388883790
So its all fake then

I imagine everyone on /v/ went through an autistic phase in their preteens/early teens. Sammy just had it harder. I'm actually glad his life isn't going to shit. CWC is just sad these days, not funny. Tamers12345 is the patricians autist.

Last I saw was a picture of him and a qt going to prom.

>>388883909
Yeah, it's been pretty well established that it's fake.

>>388884091
Damn. I was always on the fence

>>388883608
Literally trapping after hours

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>>388884219
The gay is all in your head sammy

Quit being gay.

>>388883972
>eventually Chris's mother will die.
What will he do then though, i can't imagine him being able to care for himself, let's be honest and say he'll probably die from a taint infection or internal bleeding from shoving sonichu medallions up his ass.

>>388884330

Is he? God damn.

Just imagine him in a pretty dress doing a strip-tease before crawling on his hands and knees, pulling out your dick and giving it a good sucking.

>>388884393
How old is he? I can't imagine him living past his 40s, purely based on diet, hygene and idiocy.

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>>388884393
He could get a job stacking boxes or something, ever consider that. A job. Work. Not that it's that important.

>>388884507
He will most likely be put in a light care facility paid for by the state. His records of disability and trouble with the law make him a candidate

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>>388884474
Pray the gay away! Lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE

lol, sammy, it's all in your head. You don't have to be gay if you don't want to.

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>>388883608
>THEY'RE FRUTIN UP

>>388884674
Kill yourself name faggot

>>388884674
Just say, I'm straight, and act straight, and you'll become straight. Avoid estrogen and gain testosterone.

>>388884532
>implying he would ever be given a job
Would you employ him to do even the most meanial of tasks if you knew who he was ?

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>>388884703
You got it boss.

Do you think he liked Mania?

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>>388884801
For very little pay, yes I would. If he dressed like a regular human being and would shut up for 8 hours.

>>388883608
How the fuck do you get hair like that?

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>>388880595
>>388883608
You aren't kidding

>>388884393
Think we'll ever get a Chris biopic? Who would play him?

>>388884801
Lots of places are legally required to hire people like Chris chan and usually put them on the lowest rung on the totem pole forever.

>>388884532
Chris doesn't want to do physical labor. He thinks lifting 12-packs of soda is a workout. He thinks a dog house weighs a literal ton. Not only that he'd whine way too fucking much.

>>388885083
Door greeter for surr

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>>388885024
I can feel my brain melting....

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>>388885024
Wtf is this, the face of Sam, but titties ahoy, my penis is very confused.

>>388885071
I'd cast fat Jonah hill, but he's buff as shit now...

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>>388885180
>those thighs and legs
Wtf I love Sammy now

>>388885071
Hey, auditions are open for everyone in chat, you're all welcome to apply.

>>388884687
Why hasn't Ghost driven himself into a drunken stupor so deep that he's comatic

>>388880595

The difference between Sammy and Chris was that Sammy has parents that weren't totally irresponsible. Also Sammy doesn't appear to be from nearly as poor genetic stock.

>>388885905
He was supposed to be back July 4th, He still posts on Gab but no word on TCR or the Saturday Night Troll Show.

>>388886086
He made a post on blogtalkradio saying he was dealing with personal troubles and alcoholism
He said he will be returning, though.

>>388886287
>personal problems
>tfw Ghost got swept out of Texas from the hurricane and into Mexico

>>388886519
Hey, he's the king of mexicans