You're not a gamer until you ______________

Ship Spike and Kat together

>>388876762
released you actually hate video games and video gamers.

>>388876762
fantasize about banging the shit out of samus?

Play a game

shitpost on /v/

>>388876762
Piss in bottles to avoid leaving your room.

>>388877016
>i played gone home so im a gamer
>i played angry birds so im a gamer

>>388876762
realized the hobby is for man/children and treat it like a guilty pleasure

>>388876762
Play games.

Next dumb question

> your not a car driver, until you (drive a car)

>>388876762
consider fapping to a video game character

>>388877313
see
>>388877097

>>388876762
A sentence like that makes no sense. For example if I would say "You're not a gamer until you played Doom", what about the people who were born in the 1960s but died 1990, had every console until then and played the, at the time, one of the most niche hobby in the world, video games, are they no gamer then?

>>388877313
You can be a car driver if you play DRIV3R. Stay fucking retarded.

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>>388877424

>>388877016
This.

>>388877097
And? You can still call yourself a Super Gamer because you play big boy games if you need to, champ.

Start look up miscellaneous information about a game that's not needed to beat it. Be that lore, strats, glitches, etc.

>>388877329
>consider

>>388877673
Bonus points if the game actively tells you there is no point to looking it up.

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>>388877673
>You're not a gamer till you cheat at video games.

>>388876762
You're not a gamer until you make playing videogames one of your primary pastimes.

get scared from the piano from Mario 64 lmao amiright gaymurs xD

>>388877857
this is correct

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>>388876762
Eat bees

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>>388876762
swear off western video """"games"""" altogether.

actually bothered to fully complete a game.
literally the best casual filter.

>>388876762
distance yourself from the "gamer" label and "nerd culture" in general.

>>388879353
This.
Western games have had moments here and there but for the most part we can't make games for shit compared to Japs. Few Western companies have the ability to prioritize fun over pushing a political agenda.

Beat the Dark Souls of video games.