/v/ plays the sims

biggest house you can get

>>388873470
The Islands, I forget the name.

>>388873470
I just do the hobo legacy challenge

>>388873470
what number am i supposed to roll for?

>>388873470
one of the characters has to be a fat neckbeard that tries to get chicks

sunset /v/alley

install lewd mods
fuck every thing
5 confirms it

>>388873470
Since dumbass OP forgot to give us a number, roll for 7.

>>388873975
you heard the man, OP

>>388873975

Sexy adventures here we cum.

>>388873975
Here we go, boys.

of course, we are going to have to keep the thread going until tomorrow when OP finally finishes loading the game

>>388873975
about time

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>>388873975
>>388873880
it is decided. love is our quest, and sunset valley is our home. (I didnt pirate the expansion with the islands.)
But who shall undergo our love quest? Who shall pursue unequaled sexytimes? Who will be, dare i say it, our guy?
What will our first sim be like?

>>388874294
/v/ builds the character now, one feature at a time.
Start with Green skin.

>>388874294
Republic of Chad

>>388874294
Your first sim will be Kazuhira Miller and he will ethnically cleanse Sunset Valley.

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>>388874356
its worth noting, i have supernatural, ambitions, and late night, as well as all the store content. piracy is fun.

>>388874454
Chad Hair.

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I got a magnet DL for sims 3 - everything pack, anybody want?

can also run off and grab sims 1, 2 or 4 for ya if you're wanting

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>>388874506

>>388874454

Glasses.

>>388874587
Good enough, he's really shaping up.

>>388874294
You dont want the island expansion anyway, it is literally unplayable when used with any other mod due to how unstable that town is thanks to houseboats and diving

>>388874587
make him fat

>>388874557
I want 2. now now now! dipey is rashy!

>>388873470

Sims 3 is still broken, I think you had to uninstall pets to make a neighborhood work without it killing itself.

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>>388874730

Just for being so utterly disgusting I'm going to disregard this post

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>>388874589
>>388874628
>>388874705

>>388874587
First name: Chad
Second name: Republic

>>388874795
pajamas

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>>388874820

>>388874795
Make him wear the dirtiest looking tank top you can find

>>388874905
make him a Fairy
with pretty purple wings

>>388874905
The game will say everywhere "The republic did something" just so you know

>>388875150

In that case, change the order

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>>388875150
that sounds perfect.
>>388875082
>>388874918
>>388874881

>>388875212
Give him combat boots.

>>388875212
lime green shoes

>>388875212

Give him a cheap looking digital watch.

>>388875212
give him a silly hat

>>388875212
Neckbeard when

find me some funny sims forum posts

https://forums.thesims.com/en_us/discussion/782684/how-do-i-kick-my-wife-out-of-the-house-updated

>>388875384
>>388875380
>>388875346
>>388875302
>>388875470
but anon, if i give him a hat he wont have his hair anymore

someone post chinman

>>388873470
The last Sims I 'played' was 2, is it worth it to pirate 3 or 4? I usually only build houses and neighbourhoods instead of actually playing a character.

>>388875549
4 sucks, don't even bother with it.

i just started few days ago but those daily chore is so shit, going work eating cleaning taking rubbish out you barely have to time to fun things.

so i use cheats now fuck work

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>>388875537
oh yeah forgot pic

>>388873975
I've already been using them

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>>388874557
I'd like that 3 please and thank you. 4 would be nice as well if it's not too much trouble.

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>>388875691
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:f046faeeecc4d4d34420d2177e8ff44706dfc9eb&dn=The%20Sims%203%20Ultimate%20Bundle&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969%2fannounce

Here's 3, pulling 4 now and will post magnet when it's ready.

>>388875640
Lose the hair

alright, i think our first sim is done. now he needs a personality and a life goal. 2, 3 and 7 decide.

>>388874557
Hey if its fine 3 would be nice, been a while since I played it

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>>388875808
Thank you very much

>>388875821
Cleptomaniac

loves the outdoors

>>388875821
Post a screenshot, I don't remember this shit.

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>>388875821
fuck me why am i so bad at this.

>>388875821
Make him a hopeless romantic

Crazy

>>388875987
The one with the plant as his goal, but his traits have to make him the biggest asshole ever.
Basically he's Captain Planet gone rogue.

>>388875987
hates indoors

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>>388876120
A Craptain Planet, if you will?

Make him inappropriate like all of /v/.

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>>388876297
thats one in

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>>388875808
Thank you.

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>>388875549
I think you should pirate both, I recommend Games4theworld
Sims 3 is still laggy, crashing...but I still like it
At the beginning I didn't like Sims 4, but now I like it

>>388875808
Is that the 40 gig one?

Mr DJ's repack has it at around half less.

>>388876374
Insane

>>388876374
Couch potato

>>388875821
Make him hydrophobic, you won't drown him today

>>388876374
loves the outdoors

>>388875549
4 has some nice building features but the actual game sucks

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>>388876374
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

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>>388876552
done and done

>>388875821
2 for hot-headed
7 for rebellious
3 for op choice between the two

>>388876650
Dislikes Children

>>388875821
He hates children , but has to procreate with everyone

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>>388876642
this guy is fucking useless

>>388876668
We already got hot-headed though. >>388876642

Make him a snob like all of /v/

>>388876804
Loser

>>388876846
it was a ten second difference, give me a break

Out of curiosity, how many sims have died on you by accident, and I don't mean "accident", I mean actual accidents.

eco friendly
he must be captain planet true

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>>388877013
>>388876902
thats all of em. now pick a life goal.
>>388876929
3. all in the same house fire.

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>>388877223
damn forgot, roll for 8 to get goals.

>>388877223
greener gardens

>>388877223
Heartbreaker
but with men only

>>388877332
Can pick anything?
Jack of All Trades then

>>388877332
Emperor of Evil.

>>388877568
That's pretty metal.

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>>388877568
ALL HAIL EMPEROR CHAD, FUTURE LORD OF DARKNESS!
id have preferred one that didnt involve sending him away to work but what the hey?

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now that were done with chad, do we want to doom another sim to live with him?

>>388878064
pepe an wojak

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>>388878064

Make him roommates with the virgin

>>388878064
Of course. The emperor needs maids, preferably lots of them.

>>388878064
The hottest lady you can make.
Make them related.

>>388878064
If this post is a 9, JC Denton moves in.

>>388878064
the virgin

>>388878064
give him a kawaii waifu
so we can watch him get cucked

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>>388875691

Here is 4:

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:931c17c7cf1327fe7ab90d8970738c3e596ab674&dn=The%20Sims%204%20%5bFitGirl%20Repack%5d&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969%2fannounce

and an update I think for it:

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:5013700c6e6d7c3678649aaa8ef24f78f764bfda&dn=The.Sims.4.Update.v1.31.37.1220.and.Crack&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969%2fannounce

I think that's everything for 4.. I wouldn't know because I haven't played it yet.

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>>388878348
>>388878203
>>388878141
>>388878130
>>388878121
behold, virgin republic. chads inferior sister, waifu, and minion.

Oh shit, I just remembered I got Sims 2 complete a couple years ago when they gave it away on Origin

Never played one of these before, should I do it?

>>388878064
Anthony Burch or Todd Howard

Oh FUCK, that screen alone has given me such memories. I almost want to download the entire game again... but it's like a thousand gigs.

Shit, man. Good times.

>>388878506
not the virgin islands?

>>388878582
It has to be related.

>>388878506
Give her Goku hair.

>>388878526
well, if you combine the two, it does actually add up to one man

>>388878712
they could do a sikh esque thing

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>>388878715
it is done

>>388879242
Make evil Gabe Newell

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>>388878492
Thank you, kind Anon.

Dead

>>388879242
Give her a turtleneck sweater made out of masonry material.

>>388879242
>Goddamnit sis stop getting Goku haircuts
>This is why you never get laid

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>>388880327
i figure we wont waste much more time with character creation since the thread is moving kind of slow.
start rolling for personality traits. numbers are 4, 6, and 9.
any other changes you want to make to appearence will still be used though

>>388880813
Insane

>>388880813
Is kleptomaniac a trait in Sims 3? Go with that

>>388880813
artistic

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>>388874557
I'd like 2 with everything if you can, I tried running 1, but I couldn't get the widescreen shit to work, might try again.

>>388880813
Unlucky

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>>388881109
you dont art lightly around here, son

>>388880813
Dislikes children

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>>388881216
i like how we were making him a sexy maid/waifu but shes ended up looking like this

>>388881318
she better be a literal wizard

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>>388881624
she is now

>>388880865
reroll

>not making greedy jewish Gaben
>not making master salesman Todd Howard
You had one job /v/

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>>388881939
insane in the membrane

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>>388881837

>>388882049
make her whatever trait means she hates sex
I forget its name, been ages since I played sims

>>388882040
I did make Dale Gribble and PC-tan, but those guys and screenshots of them are on other PC.

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>>388882168
either unflirty or never nude. i put in never nude.

>>388881171

For this I don't have a source at my usual drinking hole so go with a DJ repack guy thing here:

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:aa023247baff49191b06421f05647bf1c9ddc907&dn=The%20Sims%202%20Ultimate%20Collection%20repack%20Mr%20DJ&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.pirateparty.gr%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.to%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2feddie4.nl%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fshadowshq.yi.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.demonii.com%3a1337%2fannounce

Some other tips to be taken into account if things are fuck:

google "Sims 2 Grumpy Loader", then update your sims 2 with the official patch using it. Seriously, you need to do this.

If your video card is not supported, you'll need The Sims 2 Graphics Rule Maker, or do a bit of text tweaking manually.

Add -CPUCount:2 at the end of your game's shortcut properties. Use 1 instead if you're still lagging.

last 3 things might not have to do any or all, but hopefully it works out. Good luck!

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>play sims 3
>want to make a girl(male)
>play sims 4
>want a game that isn't shitty for my qt3.14 girl(male) to live in

>>388880813
excitable

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>>388883020
now its time for a lifetime wish!
even number gets it!

>>388883149
Astronaut!

>>388883149
Monster maker
cause a zombie Apocalypse

Needs a 5edora

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>>388883174
despite her magical aptitude and desire to stay home doing interesting things, virgin wants to be an astronaut. this means shell be going into the military!

now its finally time to get a move on and build a house.

unless... you want to make a third sim?

>>388883354
Let's start this shit show OP.

>>388883354
let's build ourselves a cube

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>>388883476
one last question awaits us.

>>388883552
Housemates

>>388883552
Sibling.

>>388883552
Siblings
boyfriend can come later

>>388883552
Housemates. We can't have Chad losing his virginity. It's far too valuable

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>>388883648
>>388883645
>>388883619
too late, i made them housemates.
30 seconds on the lot and already chad is flipping around like the fairy boy he is.

i believe someone said something about a cube house?

>>388883552
Siblings
Then fuck her

>>388883847
Cube the movie, make it 3x3x3

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fucking magic

>>388883847
A horrifying abomination of a cube-house on the outside, a world of wonder and shitposting on the inside

>>388883958
Is she burping frost magic? Chad looks perplexed

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CUBE

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>>388884293

>>388884293
NEX ALEA

>>388884293
Put a toilet on the extra tile.

>>388884293
The Cube, where dreams end. And only nightmares awaits

>>388878492
Thank you, based anon.

>>388884293
What I did for my own Sim was make a shed up top with a ladder that leads down to an underground spoopy lair

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>>388884712
we could in fact construct a terrifying supervillain lair beneath THE CUBE, but really, with this amazing rooftop bathroom, why would you ever want to leave?

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at the request of a passing housemate, THE CUBE now contains a bear

>>388885019
force everyone to sleep in sleeping bags
no exceptions

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>>388885367
you can get sleeping bags?

>>388885489
THE CUBE would be better with 5 or 6 more doors

Put a floor length window on every single wall you can.

>>388885489
they were added in the world adventures expansion along with other useless shit like tents
if you don't have it just force everyone to sleep on couches or something equally poorfag

>>388885489
THE CUBE requires at 1x1 basement pool.

>>388884293
The Chad Cube

>>388885489
Place a toilet in every room.

>>388886114
The Chude

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>>388885489
comfy/10

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>>388886187
>>388885854
im afraid were down to 2,000 dollars

>>388886251

get a job

>>388874557
Can I get that 1 link pls? I wanna take a trip down memory lane. 2 is a-okay too

>>388886413
Where?

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>>388886541
Majestic 12

>>388886541
Prostitution

>>388886541
send the minion to make us money in the military
chad stays NEET

>>388886784
it shall be done

>>388886541

BECOME

THE PAINTING GOBLIN

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>>388886824
>>388886784
>>388886413
>>388886541
virgin is off to enlist! chad is staying right here though.
chad is very happy with all of the houses doors, but virgin is not.
a child has delivered the paper.

>>388886939
Talk to the child.

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>>388886437
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:02fc2df9c166ae9b67c5fb451bb9037cc8e6a4b6&dn=The%20Sims%20-%20Complete%20Collection%20%5bMaxis%5d%20(2005)&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969%2fannounce

Crack folder inside the .ISO.

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>>388887017
im afraid they escaped the land before i could send chad to greet them.
virgin doesnt have soldier work until tomorrow.

>>388886939
Trap the child in THE CUBE.

THE CUBE DEMANDS A SACRIFICE.

>>388886681
I don't think JC would recommend Majestic 12 as an employer
They tried to kill him with nanomachines

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THEYRE ALREADY FIGHTING

make an underground sex dungeon

>>388884293
CUBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aGDCE6Nrz0

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chad expresses a love for fucking electrical sockets. virgin cannot wait to go to work tomorrow.

>>388887135
Maybe you should join Majestic 12... in a bodybag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdM08vIRa_4

>>388887350
SHAME CUBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh0xYqjdhRk

>>388887118
>virgin doesnt have soldier work until tomorrow
lazy bitch doesn't pull her weight around this house
buy her an easel or something to earn more money on the side

>>388887359

golem get ye gone

>>388887118
>>388887359
Have her practice her cooking and cleaning skills as a maid on her days off. Chad deserves a break.

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>>388887615
>>388887523
chad is taking up the traditional greenman leisure of painting, while virgin goes to make dinner
>captcha: m-100 virgin

>>388887798
Finaly Virgin is doing something in this house

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virgin makes a hotdog and proceeds to scream insults at it

>>388887798
Chad needs to find a female to thrust his glow-stick penis into.

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oh, whats this? while chad paints, virgin is practicing magic in secret! perhaps she intends to assassinate him!

CUBE

Post more cube

>>388888021
quick, confiscate this dangerous weapon before she learns how to use it!

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So where do you get the dirty sex mods

>>388888021
Have virgin cast accio gains while pointing wand at chad

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>>388888657
unfortuantely, virgin cannot cast any real spells yet
>>388888281
chad is angry, and chews out virgin. he also confiscates her wand..

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but its worth noting, virign still has her poisoned apple, and chad is unaware of it. who knows what she might do if provoked?

>>388888478
loverslab

>>388889090
Rather than murdering Chad, we should keep him around as a valuable house income. Maybe when he's calmed down we can politely ask for the wand back in return for getting his groceries or something.

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>>388889293
while virgin sleeps, having cried herself to sleep at the loss of her wand, chad bathes on the roof and looks out at the amazing view.

>>388889413
>the virgin sleep
>the chad gaze

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>>388889413
oop, virgin woke up and made too much noise yelling to herself autisitcly. now chad is yelling at her for ruining his gazing and bathing.

in the morning, virgin wakes up early to get to work. chad wakes up and wonders why she hasn't made his breakfast yet.

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>>388889713

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>>388889804
she goes to work, and chad is left alone. what is our gentleman of leisure to do today?
both of them are exhausted, as the cheap couches were bad beds.

>>388889890
Spend the entire day bathing.

>>388889890
If the couches aren't giving him enough energy, spend virgin's first paycheck on a coffee maker and see if that helps.

>>388889890
Go spy on the neighbors.

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>>388890397
>>388890221
sorry i was gone for so long. my internet crashed so i stepped out for snacks.
chad sold a painting!
now to spy on the neighbors.

>>388889890

making baby

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>>388891829
the neighbors appear to be a junkyard, some sort of building with a fancy sign, and a big brick place.

>>388882350
There are dozens of us!

>>388873470
Does anyone have a link to the Sims threads with Stu and Shrek?

>>388891931
what a sad bunch of filthy non-cubes
any way for us to sabotage them?
an by us i mean our good-for-nothing minion, of course

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>>388892292
since that useless layabout is off at her job, chad will have to investigate for weaknesses himself.

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>>388892519
this appears to be some sort of shitty goth bar, and it fills chad with rage.

>>388892519
Chad should level up his inventing skill
if I remember correctly when you level it up to a certain amount you can literally blow up furniture and shit for 'scrap'

>>388892624
becoming master of evil propably will involve some robot minions. maybe they can be meidos. chad makes a note to make virgin work harder so he can afford an inventing bench.

>>388888888

chad dances for a bit, and then decides to get drunk.

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>>388893417
man i keep forgetting the image

start fires in these houses

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>>388875541

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>>388893810
chad trys his best, lighting a firework behind the bar

>>388894210
MORE FIRE
ALL LESSERS MUST PERISH BY THE HANDS OF CHAD

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>>388894446
unfortunately, despite chads best attempts, no amount of indoor fireworks will start a damn fire.

>>388894169
finish the fucking story man

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>>388894559
oh hey! while chad was failingto commit arson, cirgin earned some money! we currently have 1603 simoleons. what to spend it on...

>>388894886
MORE FIREWORKS

>>388894886
a trip to China. Chad got the yellow fever.

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>>388895016
>>388895139
ah, but chad has a better plan!
soon all shall be purged

>>388894886
some cheap-ass computer for shitposting

>>388895189
back at home, virgin is asleep, exhausted by a long day of latrine duty.

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>>388895284

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chad is talking to someone. what should he say?

>>388895361
make her polish the pearl like the virgin she is

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>>388895449
i thought i had a mod for that but it looks like i dont. paranorman here cant jill off.

>>388895446
Start a brawl. The beta man offends him

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>>388895016
THE FIRE PIT HAS FAILED CHAD. DESPERATE MEASURES.

>>388895827
Did it work. Don't leave me hanging.

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>>388896296
unfrotunately, chad is a failure, and goes home to sleep it off. he is also dead broke now, after buying all those fireworks.

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as per earlier suggestion, chad spends the very last of the money on a workbench with which to build robot slaves.

>>388896387
make chad kidnap a sim and send her into his torture basement with a fridge

>>388896863
Godspeed, chadboy.

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>>388896887
unfortuantely, chad is too poor to build even a 3 by 3 room. its time to sell some inventions. but first, a trip to the junkyard for scrap.

>>388897145
make Chad do some cardio afterwards

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>>388897425
chad is exhausted, and his plan to burn down the bar overnight didnt work. if only he had some form of magic that could do the job. he tried the wand himself, but it just hurt him and didnt work,

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virgin is cleaning the kitchen and chad is upstairs learning to invent.
now that they have more money, now seems like a good time to buy something. like clothing.

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>>388898242
chad is now a minor local celebrity

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chad has worked tirelessly to produce his first invention. time to sell that shit.

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A STRANGER HAS COME ONTO THE LOT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>388898789
STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT
get a gun mod and shoot this nigga

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>>388898852
unfortunately, chad has no gun. but he remembers an anons idea from earlier!
he invites her inside, and prepares a basement prison.

>>388898789
HIDE IN THE CUBE
IT IS OUR ONLY HOPE OF SURVIVAL

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>>388898983
>>388899017
THE ROOM IS PREPARED
SHE SUSPECTS NOTHING

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>>388899282
that was almost insultingly easy.

>>388899282
Is there a way to make them really fat from eating burgers? haha

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>>388899480
virgin goes into the basement to admire the new chair, but the captured sim magically vanishes!
assuming this is virgins fault, chad explodes at her.

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>>388899716
they have a fight, and virgin wins. chad wont forget this.

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and virgin is off to work again. what should chad do today?

>>388900092
WORK ON HIS ROBOTS OF COURSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO_z2nO3ByM

>>388900092
piss off some rich people, smash the bourgeoisie

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>>388900239
>>388900249
chad works on his robots for a bit, then heads for the other side of town.
OH NO WAIT HE CAUGHT FIRE

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>>388900353
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CHADDDDDDDDD
the fire fighters didnt arrive fast enough, and chad was unable to get up the ladder to the bathroom while on fire.
fuck this im so pissed right now.

>>388900637
F

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>>388900637

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>>388900637

>>388900637
Who's the nigger?

>>388901541
That's Death

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>>388901064
>>388901106
>>388901145
even though they hated each other, virgin is devastated. how can we even continue?
>>388901541
thats the useless "firefighter" who showed up and then got confused by the ladders and let chad burn to death.

>>388901631
the last of the money is spent building chad a memorial, behind the cube he loved so much.

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>>388901842

>>388901919
wow, it's as fucking cheap as he was

>>388902007
He was the Chad Virgin, now the Virgin will become the true Chad.

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>>388902078
virgin practices magic.
she mourns infront of the grave.
she cleans the house top to bottom.
she eats some terrible leftover food.
she practices magic some more.
she will get revenge.
revenge on the fire department.

Who is going to play him in the movie adaption?

>>388876427
Sims 4 is for fucking faggots that hate games

literally wrong on every level except character editor

Sims3 superior choice, even with the lag, so that must say alot

>>388902243
get adam from collegehumour fatter and hed be perfect.

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finally, after several days, virgin sweeps up the ashes of chad.

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>>388903064
Good riddance

>>388901919
good night, sweet prince
and a flight of stacies sing thee to thy rest

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so... what should virgin do now?
and should we make a new sim to move in?

>>388903351

Can't she study to revive him through magic?

>>388903351
Can you get death to move in?

>>388903351
Become fed chad and swore in both body and mind

And of course, virgin needs a brown sexslave male and or femal. But preferably a trap thot slut

Make a new sim to move in
Chad jr. this time with purple skin

>>388903484
yes, you can.
>>388903426
i think you can do that.
it is now virgins mission. although she hated him, she realizes just how important he was.
>>388903505
its time to make a new sim then.

unfortunately ive encountered an issue and the grim reaper wont spawn. im resetting the game and moving virgin and the cube to a fresh map.
please understand.

>>388904060
alright cool, just bring back the inferno that was chad, and bring in their sex slave they can trade between each other

>>388904060
Make your sim look like Todd Howard.

>>388904060
>>388904483 also make sims that look like Todd Howard, Shawn Murphy and Peter Molyneux

>>388904707
Make the brown sexslave look like all three of the men, but some how still feminine and fuckable as a trap

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>>388904483
>>388904136
alright, its all fixed. its time to add todd howard.

>>388904060
She realizes now that Chad was the yin to her yang
She can't exist without her nemesis. There must always be a fat fairy king

>>388904858
So virgin must become the chad king?

>>388904997
The chad is dead. Long live the chad.

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i swear that pose was accidental.

we know what Virgin must do
She must perfect her magic to bring chad back to life, preferably as a zombie

>>388905347
needs a slight stubble

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>>388905479
virgins goals:
become the new chad
raise the old chad
get revenge on the firefighters
burn down the bar. he would want it that way.

and now she has a minion of her own.

>>388905347
Charismatic and schmoozer are must have traits for Todd.

>>388905347
"Hehe, won't you buy my sick mixtape hehe"

>>388905347
What did you make his goal?

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oh, ok, todds first fucking action is to go smile and clap at the grave of chad.

>>388905756
>those teeth

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>>388905717
have 50,000 simoleons at once.
>>388905801

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virgin is quitting her job to focus on magic. todd will have to get a job now.

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>>388906156
todd has been sent to sell some random crap because he is an incredible salesman. the clerks are fighting.

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meanwhile, virgin is practicing magic and
HOLY SHIT ITS HER
WHAT DO WE DO?

>>388906850

rape dungeon

>>388906850
Is that the fire fighter?
Clearly she must be turned into an ice sculpture.

>>388906850
Put glass in her vagina.

Alternatively, follow her home and find a new place for a surprise urban bonfire.

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>>388907056
no, its the paparazzi who escaped from the dungeon before.
>>388906987
shes entrapped!

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also, VIRGIN CAN NOW CAST FIRE BLAST!
THE TIME FOR REVENGE IS AT HAND!

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its time to finish what chad started.

>>388907424
burn, baby burn

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>>388907464
the fire was started, but stopped immedeatly by this old woman.

>>388907579
Guess she needs to go in the basement too
Invite her over

>>388907424
hopefully the firefighter will come and perish in the flames

>>388907579
SET THE ELDER AFLAME FOR THE SAKE OF CHAD

>>388907579
Learn ice magic. Freeze the old relic and have her watch everything burn until she flaws and dies in flames herself.