>0.2 hours played >recommended

>2 hours played
>All Achievement Unlocked

Offline mode.

might have played on a different platform...

>looking at positive reviews
lel

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>0.2 hours played
>top steam review
>its another "10/10 would X again" meme review

>>388873347
this

>>388873403
Or pirated it first. I've done that.

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>review for game does nothing but point out how shitty it is, how shitty the developers are, and how unfun it is to play
>recommended

>review says not recommended
>4,896 hours on record

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>>388872261
>0.2 hours played
>"Lmao dude you haven't even played the game how can you not recommend it?"
>500 hours played
>"Yeah sure thing buddy if the game is so bad why did you spend so much time on it? :^)"

>>388874465
How about a fucking normal balance of like 10 hours

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>>388872261
>buy a month old game
>nobody playing
>no ai
>can't play
>write review saying not to waste your money
>see someone whinge that because you never played it you can't review it

>>388874465
nobody forced you to play a game you dont like for 500 hours

>>388874465
>there are no numbers between 0.2 and 500

>>388874548
Not him, but I played Skyrim for 50 hours trying to overcome buyers remorse and find some amount of enjoyment in it and actually encountered this argument in real life.

If you quit a game early they just say, "You didn't even play it all the way through." There's no arguing with these people.

i just did this, what seems to be problem.I played 10 minutes of comedy night and gave 10/10

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>>388874548
Warframe is shit, DE is shit, it'll never be good and I could not warn others against trying it more. It's so unfun it'll suck the oxygen right out of your body.

>>388874935
50 hours is okay for a game like Skyrim where you can waste dozens of hours just doing nothing, trying to find the good thing everyone loves about it
I've got 53 hours played and fucking hate it and the trend of shitty open world it started

>day a game comes out
>90% recommended
> no review over .1 hours
>most reviewers aren't even playing the game they just reviewed at .1 hours

Why do people do this

>>388874548
>thinking 10 hours in enough
b-but it gets good 58 billion hours in

>>388875053
Why did you play it for so long then? I don't give a remote shit about the game but why play something you hate that much?

>>388874043
>despite these problems, I feel that the game has some deep potential

>>388875262
Why do you keep living so long?

>>388874340
Dota 2

by the way what's the most time spent on a single game on steam
i was able to find the most time spent on steam altogether (over 100 years, probably multiple games running at the same time overnight) but not single game
Most I found was 37k on gmod but tell me if there's someone with more

>>388875373
I don't hate living, good projection though
Plus, I play videogames I like, that helps

>>388875262
Sunk cost fallacy, on top of Skinner box type mechanics would be my guess. I've never played Warframe but watching my brother-in-law play it it's a gigantic grindfest which seems to trap many players in games like it.

>>388875481
>I don't hate living
Time to go back, faggot.

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>all comments on a negative review are "its early access"

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>>388872261
ive done this but i played the game in a sourceport

>ignore positive reviews
>ignore negative reviews that are just 1 line
>read reviews with pros and cons
>read comments for different interpretation or to see if it has been fixed
Literally never bought a game I didn't end up liking on Steam since they made the review system public

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>review section is flooded with "funny" reviews

>>388873347
Still counts your hours when you come online again.

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>>388875698
Is it wrong for me to be obsessed with cats?
I really, honest to god love cats. I have several neko posters plastered up all over my house, boy girl, trap, whatever. I can't get enough of their nyaa's and purrs, I always get really sad whenever I see a cat hurt or sad, I feel so connected to them. Sometimes, with my little kitten, I let him lick my tongue and kiss me, it makes me feel more like an inner cat if I can get some of that Saliva, transforming me. Cats really are the peak of mammals, even beyond humans. Nothing will beat the feeling of feeling up a cat in so many ways.

>>388875698
>playing a game before release
People deserve what they get. I say this after falling for the Starbound meme years ago.

>>388876189
Is this new pasta or old pasta