Just like yesterday, I'm back with over 4 pages of unused Humble keys to give away. I will list the upcoming game to be given away to prevent blind key-grabbing. Please don't be a dick and redeem the key for a game you have no interest in. I will be giving away lots of games, from $1 indie shit to full AAA games, so there should be something for everyone.
Again, don't be a dick. If you get one or two games you wanted, let others have a chance. This is supposed to be about fun and sharing, and if I get the impression that one guy is taking 90%+ of the keys, then I'm done. Keys will contain fairly simple riddles, both for added fun and to prevent bots or scripts from skimming everything immediately.
Please try to keep this thread bumped so it doesn't 404 while I'm busy looking up keys and typing up riddles. Starting the thread in my next post by giving away Day of the Tentacle.
penis = no 404
Day of the Tentacle
75QXW-xxIWF-yyyDX
>xx is the acronym for an older wacky Capcom beat-em-up that is mostly beloved on /v/ but shit on by critics
>yyy is the internet phenomenon of everything having porn of it +5
Next game - GRAV
GRAV
xxxQZ-FyyyH-28zz0
>xxx is the number of the beast minus twice the number of the recently released (numbered) mainline Final Fantasy
>yyy is a shitty forum for Neo's
>zz is the acronym for a list of your education, qualifications, and precious job experience
Next game - Human Resource Machine
>>388844643
>>zz is the acronym for a list of your education, qualifications, and precious job experience
what?
>>388844838
something american i bet.
>>388844876
if it's not resume what is it? whats an acronym for resume?
>shitty forum for Neo's
any idea?
Human Resource Machine
xxyyy-zzNww-IZVQZ
>xx is one step down from Varsity
>yyy is a common bullet type and also a Stanley Kubrick film
>zz is the company that had wacky cartoon characters living in their water tower
>ww was the game in which Blizzard first introduced the insanely popular Necromancer class
Next game - Hand of Fate
can you post a list of everything you're gonna give away, op? so i'll know whether it's worth sticking around for.
>all these shitty riddles
fuck off, retard
if you're gonna give something away then just give it away
Hand of Fate
xxxyy-5zzX3-ww48F
>xxx is how a dyslexic person might (mis)spell "Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of xxx"
>yy is a very popular card used to load ROMs on a Nintendo DS
>"zz Games" is what they call GameStop in Canada
>ww is a wrinkly little motherfucker that needs to phone home
Next game - Guacamelee Gold Edition
>>388845104
>>388845151
All right, never mind then. I'll try again later with a less shitty crowd.
>>388844973
>shitty forum for Neo's
what even is a "Neo's" ?
Guacamalee Gold Edition
7ADxx-yyF9I-YZFIG
>xx is the last two numbers of the year Hitler was elected
>yy is the initials of Hitler
Next game - Attack of the Jews.
I'm a huge gay faggot and I love dicks up the ass
>>388845670
OP lives in his own little universe where only he understands himself.
>>388845420
"duplicate code" guess i'm slow
>>388844973
>>388845670
>>388845845GAFretards
Attack of the Jews
0H2EF-xxUR1-CRFyy
>xx is the percentage of gayness that OP displays
>yy is the amount of jews killed in WWII divided by 1 million and then times by 10.
Next game - OP is a faggot
>>388845712
invalid, op you should check that again.
I like your game so far even if I get nothing
>>388844643
not sure what Grav is, but if someone wants it,
636QZ-FPOLH-28CV0
hopefully I got that right. do let me know, op.
OP is a faggot
HYD02-R63xx-yyB8W
>xx is the number of inches deep into ur mom OP is currently in
>yy is the first two letters of the phrase "OP is a fucking faggot"
Next game - 4chan is fucking gay
>>388846401
no you didn't. kys.
>>388844119
I wanna let you know that I appreciate your giveaways!
not sure if these work or not, but here goes
harvester
ABQ5K-N0F8B-0XKxx
xx = Bra--ers
sega genesis and mega drive classics hub
YMBBY-xxZBN-2534D
xx = shorthand for medical perscriptions
brothers - a tale of two sons
P0ZZB-xxWJZ-RBKJ5
xx = abbreviation for assault rifle
puzzle agent 2
GZBDV-IXBYR-4xxx9
xxx = an athletes girlfriend/wife. usually used by brits and other "football" shits
puzzle agent
HZH66-IB4JE-NPxxE
xx = the last, and then first, letters of the alphabet
poker night at the inventory
x6xX2-KGRNN-xN4I9
each x = the initals of a famous wwe wrestler who is also known as "the game"
poker night 2
8BEJV-JP4xx-29Y39
xx = abbreviation for weebshit disney game series
victor vran
LHVX0-G9NQM-PRDxx
xx = pence's position
ultimate general gettysburg
LF4K2-8VQA4-V3Vxx
xx = worth of a quarter
tropico 5
xx0W7-6KEWZ-09942
xx = nintendo console that played discs
knight squad
V62xx-X5IB4-FZTM3
xx = call of duty series was that good
grav
HHB47-ZM5xx-5T65B
xx = type of radio that might make you say "10-4"
fahrenheit: indigo prophecy remastered
xxTD4-07RQG-08HIE
xx = good on a sandwich, with jelly
brothers - a tale of two sons
493xx-K36Y9-A5T7G
xx = go there for a whopper
call of juarez gunslinger
xxx5M-FNMTW-2LTG9
xxx = you put a ball on it, then you hit it. also a shirt
metal slug x
xxHA7-NTCP0-VTH3Q
xx = lol just kidding
hacknet
AFNWF-0RJNZ-WR2xx
xx = pubg and h1z1 are this type of game
dark souls 2
LNxHM-TDLZZ-BJ7JK
x = number that valve can't count to
killing floor 2
9WTT7-AXLxx-05F40
xx = abbreviation for very popular series of zombie games
>>388846738
I wanna let you know that I don't give a flying fuck. kys faggot.
>>388846813
Wow thanks for dark souls and call of juarez!
>>388846813
Thanks, I got Brothers A Tale of Two Sons! Then I had too many activation attempts :/
>>388846813
Thanks for a few of those Anon.
>>388846813
This is how OP should have given away his games, but no, he had to go full retard with thousands of "riddles"
>>388846813
>Product already owned
Well shit I guess I know what I'm playing now
JUST JOINED POST CODES COMRADES
lol faggot made you look
Chroma Squad
67XY2-zzYQ0-FKNHX
zz = one of NA's most prominent eSports teams
>>388847967
Implying I watch esports faggotry like you do
>>388847967
I didn't kknow they were NA
>>388846813
>dark souls 2 is taken
>>388848114
what was it, fag
>>388846813
>those were real
>once again an opportunity to play dark souls passed me by
>>388848114
So you found it?
>>388848246
>>388848229
its c9
>>388847967
P.S. I'm not OP, just trying to keep the giveaway alive ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>388848431
thank you kind sir
we need to keep this thread alive
>>388848787
right you are
so spam this shit
>>388848787
riddles are easier for english native speakers
this is pure racism and why we need sjwjust trying to bump
76XJD-330RP-Z538Z
VJR8K-6W8FA-MBD4I
3Y0CZ-T8WGY-2GC35
6XYVN-WAT7K-LZPVZ
KRMB2-EYFK6-G3QP3
R2CBQ-Q7L0E-677TP
>>388850065
Thanks for Savant senpai
Im begging for a key
god damn, right when I go take a shit people post keys
all I want is SFV or burning blood
one
more
code
where my key at brah
>>388851315
AYO HOL UP
dont let the thread die
Key...
So what did you have for breakfast today, OP?
reee don't let me die
Cmon niggas
Just stop bumping. OP left over an hour ago.
>>388853560
no i didn't stop talking in my name faggot
KEYS
>>388853560
lol what a fag
>>388846531
just look at OP's last legit key
>Next game - 4chan is fucking gay
this is kill
>>388853953
Are you actual OP or just an impostor? I'm gonna need some (key) proof
>>388854231
do you really think that was OP?
>>388845503 was the last OP post
>>388844119
Some platformer
>96XDZ-AAKZF-3BZ0D
>>388854386
lol op got so butthurt about his dumb riddles he left
>>388854472
>I'm a retard that can't figure out easy riddles, please spoonfeed me free games
>>388854639
Nice to see you again op
I hope your butt hurts less now
>Tfw you don't get any keys
more keys please