He's gonna take you back to the past...

Death to all e-"celebs"

>>388836097
To play the shitty games that suck ass.

>>388836097
I'M IRATE ABOUT ELECTRONIC VIDEO GAMES. POOP. B-17 BOOOOOOOMBER

>>388836152
?? I always heard that part as 'to play the shitty games that suck ass' ?

AY AY AY IT'S THE LOCO BANDITO

>>388836097
To watch you fuck his wife in the ass

>>388836097
To make sure all the Jews will get gassed

Remind me, which episode is it where James is trying the Top Gun landing sequence and the plane flies off screen and out of the window?

>>388836197
Chinese earthquake brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

>>388837294
NES accessories maybe?

>>388836152
james is pure, fuck you, literally the /our/est guy who has ever been /ourguy/

>>388837482
No, he actually lands the plane in that one.

>cinemassacre

Why are talentless hacks always obsessed with B horror movie garbage?

>>388837294
Back to the Future Revisited.

>>388837691
thats power glove

>>388836509
He'd rather eat

>>388837698
because you're underage

>>388836097
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffallo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

When you turn on the TV
Make sure it's tuned to channel three
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
Although I've never seen him write anything down
He's got a powerglove and a filthy mouth
Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

He plays the worst games of all time
They're horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad he can spit
Or say cowabunga, Cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit

They rip you off and don't care one bit
But this nerd, he doesn't forget it
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long?
Why don't the weapons do anything?
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd
He's the Angry...
Atari
Amiga
CDI
Colecovision
Intellivision
Sega
Neo Geo
Turbo Grafix 16
Odyssey
3DO
Commodore
Nintendo Nerd
He's The Angry Video Game Nerd

>>388838857
Mike Matei's diiiiiick

>>388839714
Beautiful.

>>388836097
>>>/r/eddit

>>388837606
He doesn't even like video games that much, he just knows it's a good meal ticket for him.

He's always been a cinema buff and a filmmaker more than a video game fan. AVGN ran its course long ago but he's kept on shambling forward with it because it pays the bills.