D'aww Man With Everything Want HUG!!!

Wow anon. How self centered of you.

>>388832443
I want to hug him.

go to bed razorcuck

>>388832443
Are you seriously jealous of a video game character?

>dude lets turn Geralt into the most beatiful man in the game so we can market the game to tumblr landwhales lmao

Witcher 3 was a mistake

>>388832443
fuck off /tv/
for the retards who don't know, this is the thread autists spam for main character in the movie 'Shame',

>for reference
>>>/tv/87116697

>ARGHHH imma 100 years old

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>>388832443
You may, unironically, have autism anon if you are that incapable of feeling empathy.
This was my best game of 2015, and I haven't played a game that even came close to filling the holethe game left, especially Blood and Wine.
>You flee my dreams come the morning
>I name thee Dea
>Thinking Ciri is dead
>"Go, I'll miss you." Right before Ciri disappears again
>Geralt letting loose and dancing, even if it wasn't really him
>That fucking scene with Roach talking
>That final fucking head nod at the end
>Geralt getting to live the rest of his life banging bestgirl in his vineyard
>Might even get to be the first Witcher to die in his bed

>>388832993
i remember when I was an easily emotionally manipulated 5 year old girl too

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>>388833194
Emotions are fine anon, they're what make us human.
Do you want to talk about it? C'mon, tell your good friend Shake who hurt you. What's suppressing your urge to share your feelings?

>>388832443
Someone laughed at you behind your back again didn't they anon?

>>388833398
There's a difference when the emotional response is deserved, and is written well or a cheesy cheap way hack way to get you emotional about something

>we have not developed this character but time for le epic decision time,lets make him kill five women just as you meet him
>we have no developed this character at all, but we named the game after them, lets make him look like a bald neo nazi and have him kill your mentor five seconds after introducing him

>>388832443

>people only deserve sympathy if they are pathetic in every way
>the suffering inherit to the human condition is only relevant if you're a piece of shit
>having redeeming/positive qualities removes you from empathy

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>>388832706
>turn Geralt into the most beatiful man in the game

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>>388833649
>ancient race of ancient noble elves
>look like metal band rejects on steroids

>outcast , have people spit on him on the streets, described as weird looking face in the books
>literally the most handsome man in the game

No one appreciates just how bad this game is

>>388832443
I think you forgot to click on the /r9k/ tab on your browser.

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>>388834195
But how will I know who the bad guys are if they're not all ugly? Same for the good guys, if they're not beautiful you are just confused

>>388834067
Name a more attractive man in the game..

>>388832706
I'm glad they made him beautiful. I don't want the characters I play to be uggos, male or female.

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Witcher 1 is better

>>388834327
>Name a more attractive man in the game..
1) that's a screen from summer 2014 promo videos, he looks nothing like that in release version.
Hes' pale, wrinkled and has huge scars
2) if you weren't a massive faggot you would know that the final looks of the character are literally just updated model from first two games, including a fucking hooknose, in fact he had much better complexion in the first two games
2) he's fucking ugly.
not horrendously ugly, but still ugly, and from purely aesthetic point of view, he gets BTFO by a long list of NPC's, don't even need to search too hard, Dandelion, Guillaume, fuck even that Cat witcher from a sidequest is more handsome.

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>>388835335
can witcher fantards get any more dishonest and embarassing when they're shilling for their awful game?

>>388835536
I'm a 400 pound 25 year old woman and this protagonist appeals to me

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>>388834327
>Name a more attractive man in the game..
the fuck you say bitch?

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>>388835335
>he's fucking ugly.
Maybe he isn't the most handsome but he sure isn't ugly.

>>388835536
I want arguments not whining, cunto.

>>388835832
you know it's funny since you can't see shit from the left guy's face and the other could very well be Lambert

>>388832443
>OP is upset because he can't self insert as a character that isn't an unattractive virgin