>ayshes https://vocaroo.com/i/s0750VBcHK9O

pretty good

FULLY

MODELED

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>>388825356
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NTz7JgxsPL is still my favorite because of how over the top it is.

>>388825356
Ayy

>>388825356
Why is this supposed to be funny?

gary coopa

>>388825356
>>388825651
What's the story?

stoopida fuckin game

>>388826450
Dude renessainse cascade lmao

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>>388826115
OOH, WATCH IT

>>388825356
https://vocaroo.com/i/s00ZqEh7pJhG

>>388825356
Ey Freeman wake tha fuck up i'm WALKING ERE AY
JUST LIKE MY MAMA USED TO MAKE BACK IN DA XEN COUNTRY
ASHES

>>388826450
he looks like a mafioso

>>388827269
https://vocaroo.com/i/s03GZHDuy8uE

>>388826450
the sacred and the propane

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>>388827384
Thanks i guess

https://vocaroo.com/i/s04EfcOWpjQQ

>>388827521
>that ending
kekd

Was Freeman really a cuck? Why did he not go against G-man? Was it his unconciousness telling him to not fuck with future himself, who time traveled to save the future?

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>people are having fun making silly OC and talking about good video games in 2017

Is Epistle 3 the best thing that has happened to /v/ in recent memory?

>>388825356
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0750VBcHK9O
8/10
would cast

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https://vocaroo.com/i/s0up6KFapzpH
https://vocaroo.com/i/s103mpE5lUj3

>>388827612
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s04EfcOWpjQQ
almost lost, almost
fuck.
lost.

>>388827730
>It took 12 years for people to make grub breen even though it was common knowledge.

>>388827619
He cant do shit to gman. If that creature is even vulnerable to something, its not what human can do. Vorts can tho.

>>388827869
Even vorts can't do THAT much to him, they just apparently can release mind energy that makes him uncomfortable.

>>388827521
mein fucking sides

>>388826450
A spicy meateball just like mama used to make eyh?
Badda bing badda boom Dats why I'm here, choyses freeman, choyses!

>>388827839
There were plenty of people in denial, even though it was already blatantly obvious in EP1

>>388827839
>>388829341
>tfw I never knew it
how is it common knowledge?

someone post ferns

>>388829495
In Episode 1 you listen to a recording of Breen saying "I can still deliver Earth, but not without your help! The portal desitnation is untellable, surely you could set the relay elsewhere. There's no way I can survive that burst! ...a host body? You must be joking, I can't possib- oh all right, dammit, if that's what it takes! Just HURRY, he's right behind me. Oh, SHIT"

>>388829495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol3q8lr4Qsk&t=2m53s

I always assumed that showing a clip of Breen talking about a host body in the room where they introduce advisors was pretty blatant foreshadowing, otherwise it would just be completely arbitrary

>>388830128
I just remembered that I don't remember shit about EP1.

>>388830263
There were Zombine, flares you could burn zombies with, and that section at the end where you have to escort citizens to the train and then fight a Strider. That's all I remember.

>>388830263

To be fair it was pretty forgettable, I mostly just remember the beginning and the fight in the dark basement with all the zombies.

>>388830796
That fight in the dark was the highlight of the game. I don't recall there being any outright bad parts of Episode 1 though.
Episode 2 was longer and had more good parts, but the Antlion Caves dragged on way too long and weren't very good.

>>388830796

Shit was spookier than any survival horror game to come out lately.

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>>388826868
Word to the wise: Remember Black Mesa