ITT Mics users ONLY!

I just don't wanna talk online to randos.

Nobody else talks online so why should I?

Besides I have a nasaly voice and I hate it

Voice changers are as cheap as mics my dude.
On another level though mics are for fags

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>>388814326
>F/L

>nigga
>nigga
>nigga
Because they don't actually want to talk to some underage faggot wigger. Kill yourself OP you irredeemable faggot.

I don't have a mic because I don't want to chat with faggots like you.

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>>388814680
Look at this nintendo handheld back pocket, subway train riding, playing while siting with legs cross fat fuck. Fuck outta here nigga.

>be girl
>don't have mic
>get pressured into buying mic
>use mic
>guild dies shortly after due to drama

k

I have a mic but no friends to talk to

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>>388814975
Then why did you buy the mic?

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Because:

1 - I don't want to talk to random people. It is a video game, not a social media or the street, if you want to interact than you may as well just get out ot a bus station and talk to random people there. Also, just screaming children and brazilian merdariocas use this.

2 - I don't want my connection stolen just to upload audio, every little byte is the difference between life and death.

>>388814326
Is this a new form of cleverly disguised sissy thread?

>be girl
>guild tells me to get a mic
>tell them to buy me mic
>suddenly have 20 mics
>still dont talk to them

>>388815041
I bet you have no irl friends with this mentality towards being social.

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>playing CS:GO
>EVERY GAME I got in, there were buttmad 12yo childrens cursing each other with their annoying prick voices
>if you told then to stop this fuckery, they would argue even more
>???
>call my sister, and make her record a bunch of audios, all of then ways to tell the kids to stop
>whenever I got in a game and that happened, I played the audio of my sister telling then to be polite, and the kids would shut up instantly so they would not appear to be childish in front of a girl

>>388815231
Sorry, seems clicked the wrong the link, you are looking for >>>/soc/

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>>388815231

You are right, I don't. I had, but I cutted ties with all of then around last year.

But even when I had, I didn't use mic with then, since they played only FPS and MMO, while I only played fightans and Dark Souls.

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>>388815478
Looks like it's true. You don't have any friends are you're triggered.

Stay friendless. While, it's not like you even had a choice.

>>388815420
gib audios

>>388815551
>play fighting games
>don't have a mic

what.

Having a mic as a girl is a lose/lose. Either;
>everyone thinks you are underrage boy and shits on you
>you become the "girl" and people go out of their way to be one extreme or the other toward you and eventually the dogs starting drama over your because either you are a shitty player or because someone is beta orbiting too hard and pissing everyone off

>be girl
>pressured into buying a mic because faggots want an internet GF to make their online lives less pathetic
>never say anything about being a girl
>assumed to be a girl because I'm """shy""""
>even normal seeming guys start thinking a relationship is starting just after a few months of playing together
>married men are the chillest

>>388815690
married men are pretty great. they almost never get thirsty no matter how good of friends you get to be. also;
>the asshole tsundere that starts off as a real prick and then fall in love with you with absolutely no encouragement simply because you stuck around long enough

>>388814326
>want to talk online with strangers

You cant post here if you are undergage anon

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>>388815642

>play a match against someone that ain't even in your continent
>every byte counts, but for some reason, I should add the weight of audio upload to it

Better yet:

>talking to people at all in a 1x1 competitive game

Why? Just to curse random people? I don't even like to listen to then, I always put other players on mute.

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>>388814502
Honestly this.
Randos are assholes

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>>388815690
Not married, never give a flying fuck about the "girl" in our group because virgin nerds are thirty as fuck and the girls enjoy that attention, so I stay as far away from them as possible. I don't do long distance relationship because It's pointless and I'm going to fuck every bitch outside of my house that is on par with my standards and never even think about the girl from the computer unless I'm bored and at home. I mean really, this type of relationships offer nothing to people who are sexually active and are only compatible with virgins and/or people who don't get pussy anymore.

And yet....
>They always become interested in me because I completely ignore them
Hilarious.

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>>388814326
I never understood this meme.
I'm probably one of the loneliest, weebest losers on this board and I never had a problem using my mic in competitive games.

>>388815962
>he will never get to call someone FREE AS FUCK while having a group lobby with friends/randos.

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>thread is white sissy boys (obese neckbeards) pretending to be girls
You ain't fooling anyone.

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>tfw ywn get teased, bullied and denied by a literate dom bf
>tfw ywn get to try and not seem clingy while begging for him to allow you to touch your tiny dicklet
Why even live?
I still wouldn't use a mic though.

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>>388814326
Or maybe I just don't want to waste money on shit I'll barely use.

>>388814326
I don't understand either, why even play an online game if you hate social interaction?
Just play single player shit then.

In games like overwatch and csgo its needed for tactical decisions on the fly. In fightin games its fun banter and most people are pretty chill and have respect. In mmos if you raid they are needed for callouts.

I have several microphones, mainly cause I do a podcast, but even before that it's nice to have them and talk to people.

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>>388814326
>Why are you neckbreads fat boys always trying to pretend like you're a girl when it's 2017
Who would have thought receiving free things would be an alien concept to you?

>>388817935
I've gotten more shit for free by just being a likeable person than you probably get pretending to be a female.

>>388818008
>likeable person
I'm sure you are anon.

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>>388815690

>play with girls in my guild
>talk to them
>never develop thirst cause I'm on the game to have fun not find dates

I assume the guys who fall for girls in online games don't have much going on in their local lives

>>388814326
>current year as an argument
Pathetic. Maybe people just don't want to talk to faggots like you.

>>388817935

in case anyones wondering

hajimete no gal

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>>388817697
Because I don't need a microphone to frag idiots. As far as strangers on the internet are concerned, I'm a deaf-mute.

Disabling text and voice chat when available never really stopped me from climbing ladders/ranks, even in team based games. Most of these people just aren't worth communicating with.

Any qt grills here want to be my internet gf?

Tranny Formers: gaycunts in disguise

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>>388814326
why are people such mean in video games? anon kun can i be your steam gf (male)? sry for the pic I don't have any shy anime girls saved

>>388819708
Sorry I'm extremely shallow and there's no way someone without a cute anime avatar can be my bf.

>>388815551
>cutted

>>388814326
>Have a mic.
>A very shitty mic.
>End up sounding like the single most stereotypical Russian when speaking English into it.

Between not saying a word and people assuming there's an illiterate, cyka blyat-spewing vodkanigger on the other side, I think the former is really for the best.

dumb animeNEET beta cuckolds

>playing a spot of Destiny, trying to get a raid group
>"Hey anon do you got a mic? If you don't then we'll kick you."
>plug mic in
>"Sure do dude"
>proceed to not say anything for the raid
>repeat for almost every piece of content that """requires communication"""
Probably the only real use of my mic

>>388814326
What's an F/L?

>>388820249
Friends/List, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Friends+List

>>388814326
*press mic button*
hey guys
*unpress mic button*

>>388820495
Why do you add those people to your friends list?

>>388820669
>hey guys
Redflag as fuck. Say "was up" or just "sup" you fucking sissy. Not hey guys, you sound like a bitch.

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>>388821020
>say sup
>oh this anon want's supp, cool lemme carry
>mfw
never again

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>>388814326
please always use your mic when you are playing. I play Overwatch and having callouts makes the game easier. Even just bants are fine to remove the tension.

>>388814326
I don't talk to people that say 'nigga'

My bad white cracker.

I mostly hate european accents when trying to speak english (aside from the UK obviously) so I don't want to contribute to that

>>388821020
>not greeting the lobby with Heil Hitler
>year of the lord 2017

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