What is your gaming survival pack?

>>388771535
You're gonna die alone and unloved, you fat fuck

>>388771535
>original pringles
>not sour cream and onion

disgusting

>>388771535
Early gaming: Just coffee.

Afternoon gaming : Tortilla and something like hummus or guacamole.

Night gaming: herbal tea

Don't need to stuff yourself with crap just to game.

>>388772313
>sour cream
>not bbq
pleb

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2 or 3 of these bad boys.

>>388771535
>>388772504
>>388772683
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

>>388771535
I feel sick looking at that. Thanks asshole.

>>388772869
woah we got a health nut over here
somebody wants to live forever

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>>388771535
*clogs your heart*

>>388772683
>2 or 3

what the fuck? one of those looks like it would kill me

Celery and Water

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>>388773026
*blocks your veins*

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>>388772683
ambrosia.
its a shame the closest one is 3 hours away.

I can't eat chips and snacks like that anymore. It just makes me feel horrible.

I can enjoy a diet Sprite or diet root beer every so often. I also get General Tso chicken with white rice once a week. Other than that the "unhealthy" foods aren't appealing to me.

>>388773094
I just drink water.

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>>388773245
Gamer drinks?

>>388772683
hello boogie

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plate of these bad boys is all I need

>>388773590
Sometimes I think even water is too much beacuse it makes you pee.

Japanese gamers are using oxygen tanks to enhance their performance. I wonder when bottled oxygen comes to west

>>388772683

so you drop like $25 on fast food a day

lmfao

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>>388773590
Gamer fuel. This is what all gamers eat. Three meals a day.

>>388772994
You're not a health nut for not eating garbage. The chicken box looks tasty but don't eat 3 of them. Also BBQ chips are gross, sour cream and onion are patrician.

>>388771535
>no spicy chips
>no fresh veggies to make salsa
>no dates
>mountain dew
>red bull
>pressed potatoes
terrible

>>388773809
Yes. Because I'm rich.

>>388773815
Most of em in the pic are raw ingredients though.

How does mdew taste compared to sprite or seven up. WE dont have that shit hier

>>388773281
I'm fifteen minutes from three. But I'm on a diet so I can't eat it.

>>388773815
>eating bread
>not joining keto master race and leaving humanity behind
Never gonna make it

Tinned salmon, salad, whipped cream, chicken stock, avocados, tea, mixed nuts, cheese

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>>388773815
Your heart is dipped into grease, what do you do to help it?

>>388771535

Mountain Dew ruins your teeth. They use cola to dissolve teeth in high school experiments but they should use this shit instead

Water. All I need while gaming Fallout 4.

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>>388773783

>>388773943

ah okay i see

i see a lot of wealthy people go for thirds at fried chicken restaurants, theyre just stupid is all

Baguettes. Like $1.80 and normally fills me up enough where I hit the point of being hungry, but not hungry enough to do something about it.

>>388771535
Just some pepsi max or water.
Maybe a boiled egg or two.

>>388774186
>They use cola to dissolve teeth in high school experiments
Not a word of this statement is true.

Mythbusters did an episode on this ages ago

>>388774178
Die. Fuck this gay earth.

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>>388774178
Pic related. At least 15 minutes a day.

>>388773983
What are you in South Africa?

Spit in some dirt and eat it out a cows ass, J'Maquan, Clan Leader.

>>388774489
Not possible in metropolitan burgerland. Too many idiots behind the wheel going over 9000 mph. Thank god I'm a skinny manlet.

>>388774345
fuck I love baguettes

butter, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber
maybe boiled eggs
either ham or chicken

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>>388774489
>He doesn't drink Hibiscus tea, which is full of antioxidants
You need to drink that, senpai.

>>388774393

So whats taking the enamel off my pearly whites? The soda has to at least be a contributor

>>388774489
That staves of the hemorrhoids too.

I learned that too late.

>>388774620

tribal chief lets you know that you can click clack yourself

>>388774743
>believing snake oil salesmen
Calories in calories out is all you need to lose weight, anyone who says otherwise wants to sell you something.

>>388774689
>He doesn't know
Being skinny and not workingout regularly WILL give you diabetes and develop weak bones.

>>388774746
It's called active decay. Once you have decay, it's actively destroying your teeth. Brushing doesn't make it go away.

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This

>>388772683
what the fuck my man, just buy a bag of tendies and a box of garlic bread and any kind of french fry straight from the wallmart frozen section. You'll be saving like $30 bucks a meal.

>>388774875
antioxidants have NOTHING to do with losing weight. They're good for your health.

>>388773245
>not jogging your legs
>not even doing arm stretches during respawns

>>388774489
Jogging is boring as shit. Plus I get crippling ovary pain while running.

>>388775189
Why would I eat those gross ass frozen tendies?

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>not drinking the most god-tier of soda

I usually just have water and pizza. I only order pizza like, once a month though so every other time it's just bananas.

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These are highest tier

>>388773281
Let's try some word association.
First word: Ambrosia.

>>388775413
>drinking sugar water

Gross.

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>>388775413
>Drinking soda
>Anno domini 2017

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>>388774743
If your heart looks like this, you need to quit gaming and find other hobbies.

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Not playing video games high on several narcotics?

Amateur hour.

Getting some opiates, THC and a little adderall in my system is the way to go for gaming.

>>388775563
Don't be a loser. Alcohol>everything else

>>388772313
>not pizza

>>388775662
but alcohol makes you gay

>>388775662
Subhuman

>>388775534
>water having any sugar at all

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>>388775537
Left or right? I always choose right.

>>388771535
>No pizza
>Trash tier meme drink
kek

>>388775717
Make sure to say thank you after you suck your dealer's dick

>>388775829
Apples are disgusting can i have a pear or basically any other fruit?

>>388774805
I thought the yellow ones were just a meme but they hooked me and I can only find them at 2 specific gas stations

Who the fuck cares if you die in your 50's

Do you really want to grow old in this shitty world?

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>all these fucking plebs ITT
damn....

>>388775937
There are MANY types of apples. Which one do you find disgusting?

>>388775352
those are called side stitches they happen to everyone and it goes away the more you run

>>388775980
This 2bh

>>388775980

I'm going to kill myself after 25.

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>>388775662

Booze is weak, all barbiturates are garbage drugs.

Psychedelics, Opiates, and amphetamines are where it's at. Just how it is.

>>388776186
I told myself this but I just turned 24 and every time I get close I remember I just need 24k more XP to level up on dirtybomb

>>388776186
your body will start going to shit around 35. Thats when you should off yourself.

>>388775937
>>388776049
Good apples: Granny Smith, Pink Lady, Honeycrisp
Shit apples: Gala, Fuji, Jonathan, Jonagold, Anything with "Delicious" in the name

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>>388775829

>>388776380
>that gay faggot on the left with feminine features holding a fruit

I'd fuck him.

>>388776043

I'll defend pineapple on pizza but only sparsely and mixed with meats. Those chunks are too big.

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This is all the sugary chemicals in a 2L cola.
Really makes you think.

>>388775829
Both. Eat the apple as a snack.

>>388776285
All it takes to actually get super drunk or high. And jump off the roof. 2-3 seconds of fear and andrenaline state and then sweet release of death

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>>388776380
me on the left except im holding a burger

>>388775889
You don't have to be a druggie to recognize that alcohol consumption is the highest form of cuckoldry.

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>>388776352

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>>388776380

>>388776476
Hey everyone! Awwwwweesome disneytoys here! :)

>>388776493
if you only fall for 2 or 3 seconds you'll probably bounce and survive

>>388776380

Guy on the right would literally kick the shit out of skin bag on the left

>>388776476
You're like the guy who posts that picture from Teletubbies and calls it McDonald's chicken. Try facebook.

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>>388775494
vaccine

>>388776527
Pink Lady is the best apple on Earth. Prove me wrong, kids! Prove me wrong!

>>388776186
Wait until you're 35
that's the kino age for suicide

>>388776380
l-lewd.

>>388776519
Keep telling yourself that junkie. Your life is falling apart as we speak.

>>388776797
But I'm not one :^)

>>388771535

Modelo tall cans, schnieders flavored pretzel bits, tacos from my taquero down the street, water

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I'm buying 3 of these the night Destiny 2 comes out

>>388776625
2 seconds of falling is ~20 m height already

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>>388776762

They all end up giving you gas anyways.

>>388772683

One of my friends won't shut up about this place. Is it good?

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gamerfuel thread?

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>>388776380
How will advertisers pushing their shitty "Gamer Fuel" meme and unhealthy products down kids' throats ever recover?

>>388772504
>bbq
>not spicy bbq

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>>388777104

>>388776971
The chain is literally named shits?

>>388776971
why not just buy a pack of hot dogs?

I ate Fruit Gushers and potato chips for dinner.

>>388774178
you eat snow mushrooms which have a wide variety of glycosylates which will dissolve the fat and properly integrate it into the body.

>>388777337
That is how you reheat fried foods. I think you're looking for the deep fried glazed doughnut cheeseburger image and those are fucking delicious.

t. americlap

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>>388777163
I'm sure most of healthy anons here have small garden in their houses. They plant vegetables and other plants to eat.

I hope I'm right.

>>388771671
Aren't we all anon-chan?

>>388776056
Nope. I get those too. These are related to cystic fibrosis.

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I've been getting headaches lately and trouble sleeping. What gamer foods will keep my head clear? Also is biking a decent alternative to jogging?

>>388775537
That looks delicious.

>>388777714
I consume nature.

>>388777907
Biking isn't real exercise.

>>388771535
>don't drink soda
>don't eat chips
>don't eat candy
>don't use discord
Mumble master race.

>>388771535
i only need few beers and thats on weekends
i guess im just a really lame guy

>>388777907
go outside and get sun.
increase iodine intake.

>Fat fuck whole life
>Lose ton of weight
>Start shitty habits again so fat again.

Don't fall into this trap. Do at least an hour of cardio every day you aren't doing work at a bare minimum.

>>388773809
I average $50 a night on alcohol so we all have our problems. If he wants to be a fat fuck then let him be a fat fuck.

>>388777907
Yes biking is good too. Drink a cup of milk in the morning and before you sleep (brush your teeth before you sleep because milk fucks up the teeth) it helps you sleep, and drink a lot of water. Stay away from fat, sugar and sodium. Some food don't taste salty but they have high sodium. 1800-2000mlg is what you need in your day. More than 2300 is harmful. Some instant noodles have 1700 mlg of sodium!

1 week and you'll notice the difference.

>>388777907
caffeine helps with headaches, it wont help with the sleep part tho

>>388775397
Where do you think restaurants get their food? Not necessarily walmart but all food distributors have pretty much the same products.

>>388777907
Biking is a good alternative to jogging if you're a fatty. Less stress on your spine.

>>388778058
>I bike for 15 minutes in my local suburb so it isn't real exercise

>>388777907
Like >>388778058 said, billing really isn't an exercise, it's more a form of transportation. When running, you need to exert your muscles a lot due to everything jumping around, and jogging also increases heart rate. Biking really only increases heart rate. To get the same cardiological effects from hiking as you get from running, you need to bike a lot long than you would run, so you end up wasting more time, you think you did something, but really it had very little impact. Try your hardest to jog. If you're really strapped for time / space, do jumping jacks. Jumping jacks are excellent exercise. If you're too fat for jumping jacks, you need will need to spend resources above and beyond normal for you to get exercise that won't hurt you (much more extra time, money, etc.)

>>388778542
stop eating at wild wings

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>>388777962

>tfw no fast food within 20 minutes besides McDonald's so I couldn't even be a fat fuck slob if I wanted to

>>388777907
>>388778768
you get a sled and some sand bags and a pulling harness. you then throw the sandbags on and attach yourself to the sled with the weight harness.
then you run with it.
that's the best exercise.

>>388778852
You don't need McDonalds to be a fat fuck slob. Just start your diet of Mountain Dew and Doritos with a couple frozen pizzas for every meal. You can do it, I believe in you.

>>388779003
actually the real slob key is eating a fuck ton of carb like pasta

I've been drinking nothing but gatorade (no water) since my doctor told me I should a year ago. Is he trying to give me diabetes?

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These almonds are so tasty. I could end up eating the whole thing if I'm not careful. Beats a bag of chips any day.

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>>388778831
Nature >>>>>>>> City

>>388779091
You'll be fine. It has electrolytes

>>388779091
Is your doctor from the movie Idiocracy?

>>388779123
That picture is confusing me

>>388779117
You just need 12 pieces of almonds a day. Careful not to eat more than that. Might gives you trouble in your liver and heart.

>>388779123
where can I live in a place like that? It's hard to find free land nowadays.

>>388772497
You're a good dude, anon, would give you a handjob.

>>388779117
>>388779276
And I suggest you buy the non-coated ones. You don't need flavors and salt on your almonds.

>not cooking and eating outside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrRvwnpRTD4

I snack on lemons. Just peel it like an orange and eat the whole thing. Delicious.

>>388779336
You don't need to live there. At least visit some places with beautiful forests and meadows once every year.

>>388778782
I don't eat at any national chain. Local restaurants only but again, distributors all have the same products. They carry good products and shit products but every restaurant in the country gets their food from one of a few big distributors like Sysco and PFG.

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>>388779540
What about oranges?

Ketogenics is my favorite meme diet.

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>>388779123

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>>388779979
What's your favorite tropical food?

>>388775829
None.
Keto life dictates no sugar, even fruit.

>>388772497
how do u keep ur energy up

do you guys want some tomatoes or corn?

i grew way too much of it

>>388779859
>>388780336
Brothers share your meal plan so I can join you

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>>388774878

>>388773590
orange gatorade

>>388780569
>grow up in a farm
>mom always grows surplus corn
>it all goes to feed the livestock or sold
>never eat a home grown ear of corn

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pretty much my life blood

>>388780719
Even though I know the story was probably fake I still want to try it with a "how bad could it be" mentality.

>>388780787
i mean if you've got the space you can just plant 2 small rows of corn and have some yourself

>>388780787
you haven't eaten corn until you eat it right after picking it.
the sugar instantly starts changing into starch.
if you eat Trinity right after picking the stuff basically tastes like candy.

>eggs and toast for breakfast
>boxed, powder mac n cheese for lunch
>boxed, powder mac n cheese for dinner
>average 10 beers per day
Surprisingly not fat but I am far from healthy.

>>388780712
I'm a nutshell:
Grilled fish or meat
Salad (Greek, garden, Caesar with no croutons, mind the dressings with sugar, just season them yourself
Avocados
Cheese
Mixed nuts
Mayonnaise on everything
Lots of water
Green vegetables, avoid root vegetables as they have starch
Douse everything in butter

Lost 12 kg, it just werks

>>388781209
Isn't this just because you're eating low calory foods (besides the nuts)

>>388780921

This story is really old and has been in a lot of threads.
Most people have that mentality.

Someone send the story to Binging with Babish and see if he'll recreate it.

>>388781315
2013 is not old.

>>388776380
Someone put the brazzers logo on this

>>388781209
Do you take any of those supplements to trigger ketosis or does it happen on its own if you actually manage 0 carbs? There isn't any better way to increase fat intake without just adding mayo and butter to everything?

>>388781372

Fuck your arbitrary definition of old.

>>388780975
>>388780982
Can't do it anymore, quit sugar

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Reminder that eating healthy THREE meals a day is better than eating unhealthy ONE meal a day. Your body starts to consume and save the whole meal, thinking you're starving or in the middle of nowhere with no food. That's why you get fat even if you eat one greasy meal a day.

Your body has its own mind. Eat three healthy meals a day to balance your metabolism.

>>388781372
2013 was 8 years ago man

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>>388781758

>>388781297
>>388781619
No carbs and no sugar. Within 3 days or so you switch to fat burning mode, AKA ketosis.
Even with the nuts I'm careful. The hardest thing to avoid is sugar, shit's everywhere. I guess the stomach also shrinks, I only eat once or twice a day.

>>388774743
>Hibiscus tea, which is full of antioxidants
Is it really? I just like the flavor

>Tfw moved out of my parents and too socially awkward to get fast food by myself
>too lazy to grocery shop, do it once a month at most

Living the life. I'll be a skeletal by the end of this year if it keeps up.

>>388781951
Is this actually healthy?

>>388777104
I may be a pleb, but I'd rather have an Oh Henry than any of that stuff.

>>388771535
Twizzlers are fucking gross
mtn dew shouldn't be a usual thing in your diet, neither should pizza rolls
redbull is overpriced and nasty, drink a real energy drink
Pringles are dope though

>>388781951
Is that like atkins? It's one of the few diets I've actually heard of. Pretty sure it's just a scheme to buy their products though.

>>388773245
>not having a smart watch to remind you to stand up every 50 minutes

>>388782016
I only eat when I'm hungry and it's mostly grilled protein with salad. The only difference from conventional diets is that fat isn't the bogeyman. It's actually ready made energy that you burn first, instead of carbs and sugar that take longer to break down and thus get stored as fat.

>>388773245
how does one not take a piss break in 12 hours?

>>388774102

>Not eating low-carb bread

It's like I'm doing nothing and I still lose weight

>>388771535
>sugar carbs and salt
may as well give yourself a stroke

black coffee or tea is the GOAT

>>388773815
This shit looks delicious when it's in picto form like that. But have you ever actually stocked your fridge with healthy food? It goes bad quickly, cooking it makes a mess everywhere, and I'm constantly washing dishes.

>>388782175
They're similar but atkins was just selling premade food like weight watchers. Keto isn't a brand or anything like that.

>>388772683
Fuck I love Canes but
>2 or 3

>>388782175
More fat than Atkins. Atkins allows some carbs. I've bought their stuff, the chocolate bars are pretty good but I got sick of them fast. If I have a craving for something sweet I just get sugar free gummy bears, they go right through you.

>>388775829
I AM FAT FUCK

>>388782343
What do you use for salad dressing or do you just eat it dry?

Morning, wake up at 7am and game until 12pm
>Lee's Sandwiches brand Iced Coffee WITH home-cooked breakfast

take a break until 5 for the weather to cool down, hydrate and eat real food. Install mods or Twitch

Evening, get started no later than 6pm
>black coffee or black tea

Snacks: Mother's English Tea Cookies or Hostess Pies

Hardcore Mode: Monster Energy drinks & TV dinners from WinCo, game from morning until night with breaks every 4 hours to stretch and not get blood clots.

I've done it all.

>>388782584
Olive oil, lemon and salt. The Greek dressing, pretty much. Ranch is also keto. Balsamic isn't as good as I thought. Just look up keto dressings, so many combinations man

>>388782343
Depending on which type of fat you're talking about. Don't fool healthy anons here. Olive Oil, Palm Tree oil (though I'm boycotting Palm Tree oil companies because thousands of Orangutans get killed and lose their homes in the process) are the best.

But I suggest Olive Oil. It's the best oil.

>>388772497
Does your boyfriend make that for you?

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Vodka ,cocaine ,flaming hot Cheetos

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>>388779117
damn those look good as fuck

Unsalted peanuts, fresh lemonade, and jerky.

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>>388774178
One spoonful of this a day and you'll live through a thousand Big Macs, guaranteed.

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>>388779117
I raise

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almonds, cashews, pic related, jerky, pepperoni, pita/hummus, salami, pastrami i eat way too much protein i also drink a shit load of monster even though it is cancerous garbage i just love the sips

i wish i could eat lamb/goat but it isn't sold at all around here

I've been trying to cut back, so usually just coffee and nut bars.

Occasionally I'll indulge and get a Blueberry Lemonade Jones and white cheddar popcorn though.

>>388783201
sacred munch to crunch right here

>>388783206
Hello fit

>>388783156
why?

>>388783156
Put one spoon in 1 liter cup. Don't drink the vinegar without mixing it with water. It messes up your stomach and gives you kidney stones.

>>388783156
I put this stuff in my dogs drinking water. Should probably use it for myself too

>>388775685
good taste :3

>>388782343
How do you deal with cutting out beer? I can't even imagine living without drinking beer.

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>>388783206
Pepperoni and summer sausage are the fucking best

>>388783465
This is true and I should have mentioned that. I assumed everyone knew how to drink it by now and that was wrong of me. I brush my teeth shortly after drinking it as well.

>>388783576
There is low carb beer. I'm a spirits drinker anyway. I only drink once a week because it stalls weight loss.

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i drink water while gaming

i dont eat snacks, since i eat 6 meals a day

>>388783731
What if I drink around 5 nights a week?

>>388783621
this is the best but if I buy summer sausage and cheese ill eat it all in 3 days

>>388783852
Let those be the only carbs you consume. You can wash them down with bunless burgers and not feel guilt. If you can, make them low carb beers and see how you go, everyone is different.

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>>388783796
>6 meals a day
Plebian

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>>388784108
8 meals a day is where it's at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQEJyjKTH9g

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>>388776043

on topic: ritz crackers and green grapes. amazing combination.

>>388783910
>>388783621
good tasters right here

>>388783424

hah i wish, im not big but im def not fit, i just try to avoid microwave stuff cause it just makes me feel like pure shit.

also this isnt really a snack but fried razor clams are my all time favorite, i just love meat even big meaty cock like omg

I don't eat while gaming if I'm gojng to eat a meal I prepare it like a normal functional human.
Also try to only drink water. Thats not to say I don't get wet and wild on Friday nights with some liquors though.

>>388784330
i bet a man made that meme up for her

the true answer is korean BBQ pregame with lots of 소맥, then just water and veggies while playing games

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>>388773815
>eating that much carbs
>candy even having a share

poor, stupid Americans. even your government is out to kill you.

>>388784504
woah someone get a hold of this madman before he does something crazy

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This got me through a 6 hour session on Breath Of The Wild a month ago then the same got me through a six hour session of Persona 5 yesterday.

Say what you want about the Flipfags, but they make some God tier food.

>>388784330
Pineapple on pizza is literally just skub for normalfags. No one actually cares about pineapple as a topping they just like picking a side and arguing about it. Normalfags really aren't that different from us after all.

>>388784763
>that egg
Yikes

>>388784763
that's one weird shaped bottle

>>388784646
korean bbq seems so top tier i havent had it tho

>>388784686
r e d d i t is leaking again i see, nice quirky comment fag

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>>388784920
be sure you go with a slutty plastic korean girl so that she can order the correct things for you. also, make sure you have somaek, which is beer and soju mixed together

>>388784770
I'm pretty sure there are a lot of people that do not like pineapple pizza at all (myself included)

>>388784974
if your only response to hecklers on the chan is to call them reddit instead of something witty or creative you are part of the cancer sinking this ship so ty

not even the guy you posted to just so tired of seeing the same shit over and over again, funny people leave when they have nobody to be funny with

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>>388784108
gotta eat big to get big

A piece of raw bacon is delicious at 3am when you need a protein kick. If you disagree fuck off and try it.

>>388771535
Tumors

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How do I eat snack foods without hating myself afterwards?
I used to eat a whole bag of chips or cookies in one sitting and enjoy the whole experience.

I still enjoy the taste of snack foods and the experience of binging on it but now all I can think about is that eating the whole thing is like eating 3 additional meals that day

>>388785150
im not even the guy that the fucking re dd it or responded to, but LE QUIRKY COMMENTS dont belong on our board. lurk more

>>388785086
That's the thing. Realistically they're indifferent to it. You might not like pineapple as a topping, neither do I, but normalfags were pretending that it was this massive deal and passionately arguing about it. No one actually cared if someone else liked it or not they just liked the fun of the argument.

>>388784876
Its the same as the McDonalds eggs once you order them.

>>388784660
a glass of water and one celery only everyday am i rigtht

>>388785286
What are you faggots doing? Is reddit a no-no word or something?

>>388785286
no, if i lurked moar there would be 100 more copy pasted reddit insults waiting for me

>>388785167
Broccoli has that much carbs? Fuck, what am I supposed to replace that with ketobro?

>>388785436
filter
>>388785441
wtf does this even mean?

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>>388771535
>American cuisine

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>>388776352
Don't talk shit about fuji.

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>>388785371
really fires up my neurons...

>>388785167
all the broccoli you must pop beano pills like candy or do just let the farts rip?

>>388773026
Sodium doesn't clog your heart, and if fact if you sweat heavily for extended periods of time (intense FPS gaming for example) you should eat high-sodium meals to prevent headaches and muscle cramps.

>>388785639
I far when I shit (2-4 times a day)

>>388784770
I don't mind pineapple on pizza. The problem is that for some reason it loses heat 5x faster than everything else on and including the pizza. It pisses me off.

>>388782392

What the fuck is low carb bread made of? Psyllium husk and xantham gum?

>>388782472
nice excuses lard ass

In terms of snacks, usually something small like some biscuits, noodles or some crackers with cheese/meat when I can afford it; I am however trying to cut down on snacking with the aim of a small snack once a day between lunch and dinner. I drink a lot more than I eat; teas, juices, and flavored water/milk are my go to, and I've thankfully been fizz-free for a month now, and hope to be so for the foreseeable future.

>>388772683
>crinkle fries
dropped

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>>388785080
>make sure you have somaek, which is beer and soju mixed together
I need some Korean BBQ in my life right now.

>>388785641
Look at this anon and laugh.

Sodium makes your veins bumpy from inside. Each bump later on will be filled with fat and your veins will be clogged.

>>388785785
Probably that gluten free bread and pasta made out of rice flour. It's absolutely disgusting and has the texture of sand.

>>388778058
>>388778768
>open thread
>turns out biking does nothing
so my stationary magnetic bike is worthless?

>>388780859
Good man

>>388786093
Sodium causing hypertension was a myth created by a now-debunked study in the 70s.

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Only krautfags will understand

>>388786136
Biking is fine at high resistance. It's low impact and gets you plenty of cardio work.

>>388785275
Seaweed and mixed nuts are healthier snacks

>>388785167
How do you cook your chicken breast? I can't make it without it tasting like shit.

>>388772313
What the fuck happened to Pringles? And Coke? And just about everything? Nothing tastes like it used to unless you get it from a soda fountain or vending machine. Even then it still sucks asshole.

>>388786447
Marinade that shit nigga. Cut it into strips and stir fry with vegetables.

>>388771535

that's not life my man, that's fake suger rotting you from inside

>>388786505
Different tastes as you age maybe? I agree and I don't think anything's changed but me.

>>388780719
>Little was it known that "cosmic brownie" meant "a shit of cosmic proportions"

>>388786051
The body responds to high sodium intake with high sodium excretion.

>>388786675
>high sodium excretion.
sounds dangerous. what is this

>>388786136
>>388786342
I used to jog a lot but jogging is not an option for me right now because I have a lot of water backed up inside my legs due to medication. I wanna get fit again anyways and have a bike.
Is 20 minutes a day enough? It's basically the only excercise my body allows me to do right now.

Wheat chips and hummus
Water
Rice cakes

>>388786614
I'd almost agree with that but Jolly Ranchers still taste like they used to, so do M&Ms and Lays.

>>388774743
Almost every single tea has antioxidants, hibiscus leaf ain't special, it just uniquely tastes like shit. In fact, a ton of normal food and drink has """""""antioxidants""""""", and the meme consumables (red wine, dark chocolate, etc.) actually have much less than something as simple as a single tomato

I don't snack.

I'll occasionally get some junkie microwave taquitos on the weekend and beer or whiskey.

>>388782013
Get internet ordered delivery of that available. You can even get your daily dose of autism spaghetti when you need to open the door for the food.

>>388771535
Weed brownies.

>>388782385
git gud

>>388773245
How does this work?

>>388786447
I like doing soy sauce, garlic powder, black pepper, and a bit of salt. Or just regular marinade tastes good too. Put it in a pan on the stove with some butter. Cover it up and set the heat at low-medium. Not medium but not low. Then just fucking leave it for 20 minutes. Don't touch it or open it up. Juiciest chicken breast ever.

>>388782883
How bad are your shits? Is your anus even recognizable?

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Just a reminder if you don't drink your coffee black you're a literal faggot.

>>388786771
Sweat

>>388787325
Blood clots. Deep vein thrombosis

>>388783206
You're my kinda guy. Don't worry about the sips, thats what separates us from the unworthy.

>>388787325
When you don't move a lot and have bad eating habits, a blood clog will form in your leg and moves toward your heart or lungs. It gets bigger when it moves, like a snow ball, and will block your lungs stopping oxygen from spreading to your body, or blocking your heart and blood will not pump to your body.

At least stand up and walk a little bit every hour.

>>388786447
chicken breast is literally a flavour vessel just put any seasoning you like on it

>>388787450
I'm not lactose intolerant but for some reason if I put cream or milk in coffee it makes the coffee shit so much worse. If I have creamed coffee I'll have diarrhea within thirty minutes 100% of the time. If I have black coffee I'm completely fine.

>>388787450
I drink my coffee black because my dad does. Wonder what that means

>>388787450
My preference for black coffee is also why I don't drink a lot of coffee. Gives me terrible heartburn.

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>used to eat snack foods and drink soda while gaming
>switched to tea and some fruit for some years
>now mostly beer/wine and small amounts of snack foods again

not sure how to feel now that I think about it.

>>388785167
>1% fucking milk

L
O
L

There's a lot of healthy anons here. I'm glad you don't fall for advertisers promoting shitty unhealthy food as "gamer fuel"

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>>388788712

>>388787450
I don't drink coffee. That shit is disgusting, with or without milk/sugar.

>>388785167
you kinda need more orthosilicic acid in that diet but it's pretty good.
better to get steel cut oats for this very reason.
Also, green beans.

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>>388785167
>gotta eat big
>3k calories

do you think there's an alien planet somewhere out there that has or will create an imageboard similar to 4chan where they can talk about how much they love zorple flavored grumpyluffs?

it's kinda crazy ya know like we're a bunch of self aware meat machines that like to talk about what meat we like to shove in our mouths like why do we exist at all, let alone exist as such complex shapes

its almost crazier thinking we'll never really know, like if there isnt some sort of ooga booga spiritual afterlife or something this is all we will have, a strange existence in a universe that bizarrely manages to exist

>>388787450
I like my coffee with so much fucking cream that it's literally a cup of cream with a splash of coffee.

>>388789728
Coffee is an acquired taste, like beer or wine.
It's like with some vidya where it sucks when you start playing but start enjoying it after playing more and more

>>388790080
well the odds of randomly generating a single protein is 10^-200 so I really doubt random chance made a single thing.
that's an unpopular opinion though so I should be careful what I say.

>>388786447
put vegeta and pepper on that bitch

>>388784763
>6 hour session
Thats not a lot.

>>388786787
If you're going to bike for exercise, you need to make sure to take these steps: 1) you should have enough resistance on the wheel that you can pedal comfortably (but not easily) to the beat of Feel Good by gorrilaz. 2) your exercise doesn't start until you're properly warmed up (decent sweat, warm, easy powerful blood flow), typically this takes ~15 min of your heart being consistently beating faster than 150bpm. 3) if possible, fluctuate either the resistance, or the speed, this way you are alternating the mechanical strain on your muscles. 4) Once you are warmed up, you should exercise for at least 30 mins, ideally an hour. You need to be sweating for an extended period of time (therefore you sounds be downing a bunch of water) 5) do a cool down phase where you just do no resistance pedaling at an easy speed for at least 7 minutes.

In the end, you're probably looking for at least 1hr before you're done with the entire workout, and this workout can only really be considered a decent cardio exercise. Shit takes time, deal with it. Don't short change the workout and think like you accomplished something.

>>388790309
nah nah its good my man
but like there's so many fucking galaxies and stars and shit that there's enough monkeys hitting that typewriter that it could be chance
it'd be cool if it wasn't just random tho, hopefully we'll both find out one day

>>388786271
Am rusfag, had it once, was really damn good I even saved a bottle for my autistic soft drink bottle collection.

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>>388771535
Does that spray can really say "easy toast"? has technology gone too far?

>>388790580
>>388790671
>fishing for DUDE WEED LMAO
well here's your DUDE WEED LMAO, are you happy?

>>388790580
>>388790671
DUDE

WEED

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>>388790580
>>388790671

>>388776087
>2 Spicy Chicken Sandwiches
>Fries
>Sweet Tea
It's the meal of champions, I could live off of Chick fil A

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my other thread died

So these peas

>>388790480
but you'd have to have 100 trillion trillion years and 100 trillion trillion tries happening per a second.
I mean I guess though. I feel like that's not enough actually.
We only got 10^100 atoms. not really enough material to work with and only 10^21 seconds with 20 billion years.
but yea the crazy infinite monkey type writer is pretty crazy + cool and deep.

>>388771535
Why do people unironically eat this way?

>>388790442
thanks for the advice, I felt like I was doing too little.

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>>388790480
Convert to Islam my brother and you will be saved.

>>388776352
This.
Gala is a special kind of bad, though.

>>388777714
I'm trying to start one but I live in an apartment, anon, my options are limited.
As of now I have red peppers and some herbs.

>>388790858
Cool collection, anon. Remember to eat healthy and workout regularly.

I have warts or something on my big toe. Should I go to a dermatologist or a normal doctor?

>>388791236
Go to the hospital and they'll direct you to the specialist.

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>>388791236
weed doctor

>>388790985
The premise of 17 virgins is enticing but, stopping on your tracks for prayer every day? going to the mecca? no pork allowed? ramadan? i left the army for less ceremonious and regulatory shit than this. Besides they dont even say if the virgins are even hot or at least cute, what if you earn an eternity with seventeen of the ugliest dogs womenkind has to offer?

>>388790915
It's an addiction, no joke. I used to eat like that once or twice a week. I can't even imagine doing that now.

>>388791313
Waste of time. Just go to the specialist in the first place. They all cry about needing a referral but eventually cave and let me in. I don't even know who my general practitioner. The extremely rare times I need a doctor I go to the one who can actually fix the problem instead of going to an asswipe who just tells me where to go next.

>>388776352
you forgot Asian Pears. Literally highest tier of apple.

>>388776049
Red delicious apples should be considered a moral crime. The Geneva Convention should be reenacted to include Red Delicious apples. Anyone who grows them is, by definition, worse than hitler, and the worse punishment possible should be bestowed on them engorgement by Red Delicious apples

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>>388791408
The road to paradise isn't easy.

>>388790893
i dunno, it's lucky for sure, but a rolly-polly amino acid ocean can do some sick ass things if you give it some time

>>388790985
the closest connection i felt to islam was when i was playing Euro Truck Simulator 2 and my wheel got disconnected