Easy Allies

Why do I not care about these guys anymore?

gonna be a great podcast tonight if they cover the new Sega games lineup

i hope to god huber gets to talk about this HL2 episode 3 drama

>>388755318
They got stale, too much streaming, they are actually casuals.
And politics

>>388755185
>we will make a studio if we get 40k guys
>haha just joking we wasted it all on a beach house
>we'll totally get one if we hit 50k though, p-please believe us guys
biggest fucking jews ever and they are completely uninformed about the games they are talking about.

Kyle = Jones = Blood > Don > Ian >Damiani > Ben > Huber > That one sperg with no personality

>>388755756
It was always 50k to get a studio.

>>388755756
what's wrong with working out of Jones's house? Gives everything a nice community feel.

>>388756535
watch their GT studio content then you will understand

>>388757119
I've followed them for years and don't see any problems honestly. Yeah the content doesn't have the same production values, but I mostly just listen for the personalities I guess.

Ian is a sjw whiny bitch boy.

Damiani is on the autistic scale for sure. Watch any stream where he's playing the game and others are watching. He sits there and mumbles to himself. He tries to hard to be a "troll".

Brad is just annoying. Dude, dude dude, dude, dude, dude. Not interesting in any way. He gets belligerent if someone disagrees with him.

Bloodworth is a stick in the mud sometimes. But he's fine

Everyone else is good.

>>388755318
They only make podcasts and reviews, there's barely any other scripted content.

>>388757967
I agree with you on Ian and think he should probably be off the website, but they're friends and I understand why they won't pull the trigger on that.

Brad is a cutie though and I think he gives a nice normie perspective. He's really not in all that much anyway.

You can't criticize based Bloodworth though. That's treason.

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Hi boys!

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>>388755318

>Easy Casuals

The last week has been pretty boring given it was mostly Huber, Damiani, Blood and Kyle for damn near everything they did.

>>388757119
I supported EzA for a year but their content isn't what I was hoping for, I was expecting Gametrailers level content (less content but still of that quality) but all I got was podcasts and streams. And most of the streams suck because it's just one person (group streams also suck because there are too many people). They mention that they plan on improving their content as they get more funding but their definition of improving their content seems very different than mine.

Honestly I jumped over to the Game Informer podcast/replay. Their tastes are just as casual (maybe even more so) but their content is more enjoyable to watch if you can get over that.

I might be under estimating it, but I don't think the Souls retro will be very good. It should at least have a short episode covering From's previous games (doesn't need to be crazy in depth on each game) but from my understanding they are starting it with Demon's Souls. To me that's like starting a GTA retro with GTA3.

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Yes. That's Ian on the right.

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>>388755756

>>388759132
>ost of the streams suck because it's just one person (group streams also suck because there are too many people)

Oh god this, why cant they make 2-3 people streams instead? Would be so much better

>>388755318
Haven't been able to finish any of their shows in over a month.

>>388759132

The alternative is SBFP where they clearly don't give a fuck about anything any more and have become a derivative Giant Bomb.

Bunch of self absorbed cynical elitists.

https://www.patreon.com/EasyAllies

>Patreon dipped under 42k
>its not even the start of a new month yet

Oh boy

>>388759691
studio literally never

>>388759445
>Giant Bomb
>Listen to old podcasts
>Lively, cheery and jokes they would get offended over these days

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>>388759212
>>388758915

fuck off back to your circlejerk subreddit and stay there.

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>be Michael Kozachenko
>sponsor $500 every month since the beginning
>try to piggyback on EZA's success
>open a patreon
>get $3 a month
>cancel the sponsorship

>>388760397
He even appeared in a stream once.
I guess he learned that you cant really buy friends

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>>388760397
anyone got the selfie?

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>>388760568
I got you.

>>388760397
Who is this fag anyway?

>>388760647
Is Jones actually handsome or is he just compared to the rest of them

>>388760397
To be frank. The idea was kind of flawed to begin with.
Games like Scorn or even comics like Steve Lichman. Or those stores/service sites that provide actual products/services. These sponsorships kind of work.

But promoting a separate channel and a patreon?
Most people already want EZA to be more successful and able to get a studio and stuff enabling them to up their production. And are varying degrees of unsatisfied with that not being the case.
Kind of hard to imagine people funding his patreon instead then considering that being the case. A pledge to his patreon means that they could instead have upped the pledge to EZA's patreon and perhaps get closer to what they actually want.

Relying on another's fanbase like that for funding seems unreliable at best.

>>388760737
Just some random guy with loads of money. Apparently he was an intern at Gametrailers and thought he could buy himself some friends. Didn't work out, tho.
Based MANGO is the only true saviour of EZA.

Streams would be so much better if they were 2-4 allies with clear goals.

The RE7 playthrough was great because the concept was simple (full playthrough), and it involved a few allies at the time

But right now all you get is indivudal streams with a dumb joke title and no focus.

>>388755336
>New Sega Games Lineup

Wait what?

>>388761049
Ahh. Well good thing he got fucked then.
Thanks anon.

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>>388760909

>>388761092
Easy Living was good for this. Huber and Jones just talking about movies during SSX was a lot of fun.

>>388755756
Don't they also get sponsor money and YT views money and twitch sub money and donations?

>>388760397
Who would give this guy money knowing that he has enough to throw it as ecelebs

>Huber thinks Yakuza 2 is the worst in the series

Dude just keeps digging himself further down in the "worst ally" pit.

They should stop teasing me with a Final Fantasy IX full playthrough and just do it.

>>388755756
>we will make a studio if we get 40k guys
Except they never said that

>>388761357
Apparently the youtube money is reliable since any publisher can easily demonetize a video with a letter to google. I think they said all their Nintendo videos make nothing

>>388760397
https://www.patreon.com/mishakoz

>$4 a month

>>388761508
As much as I like Kyle I wouldn't want him to play it alone so I hope if they do do it that they wait until they can reliably have multiple people stream it

>>388761464
>Huber worst
>when this >>388759212 exists

>>388761519
Not him but I'm pretty sure it was objectively a patreon goal

>>388761730
Sure. Kyle, Ben and Brad, just like the FFVII playthrough back at Gametrailers.

>>388758915
>>388759212
that's just embarrassing

imagine being this boy's parent

>>388761705
>tier titles
>be a friend
>be a good friend
>be a great friend

lol this guy

>>388760397
>give money to eza
>or give money to michael kozachenko
>michael kozachenko ends up giving the money to eza anyway
I mean, what?

>>388761782
Not for 40k it wasn't

>>388761884
He really thinks you can buy friends. Sad.

>>388761782
At least Ian has somewhat good taste in games compared to Huber.

>>388761580
But even then they have a few tons of subscriber on tiwtch that get them money, + donations and the sponsors. So it's probably quite a bit more than just the Patreon money
And yet they can't get one good camera and a good mic setup with good audio levels

>>388760545
He used to work with them back at GameTrailers, so it's not as weird as it seems.

>>388761110
Yakuza blowout of like 3 games in japan

>>388755318
>Anime podcast no one asked for
>Film podcast no one asked for
>Nintendo podcast no one asked for
>Way to little scripted content
>Only 3-4 reviews/month eventhough they are 9 people
>Still no Kyle solo content whatsoever
>Several hours per person per week wasted on streams that regularly struggle to hit even a 100 concurrent viewers
>They are all bad at almost every single game they play
>They regularly get political eventhough they owe part of their popularity to the fact that they were one of the least political gaming outlets when they started
>The cultish behaviour of L&R created just another tumbrl-tier hugbox for their most cringy fans
>Shit takes way too long to come out, like half a year for a retrospective on a series that is as studied as Souls is ridiculous
>Previous formats like Settle It and Game Sleuth are mysteriously missing
I could go on.

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reminder bosman is a faggot

>created his own channel when EZA started up for his own not-the final bosman show instead of putting it on the EZA channel to support the group
>quit after a few episodes
>makes another not-TFB show for dorito pope
>after live with youtube gaming gets canned says he's going to be making more videos on his channel
>makes two new episodes and quits again
>instead makes a faggy paper puppet show that still isn't out of draft yet
>shallow, casual taste in video games, clearly only really gives a shit about games from his childhood like pokemon and zelda
>would probably drop the video games thing altogether if he could actually get a job in comedy
>likes and dislikes games for retarded superficial reasons
>MUH CONTEXT

the only reason he was good at GT was because he had a script, at EZA he reveals some new retarded opinion every other time he opens his mouth

>>388762038
he likes maybe 3 games.

>>388762526
Will never be able to dig himself out of his ffxv talk for me.

>>388762463
This

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>stalking EZA accounts
>pre-GT Ben twitter
>mostly just talking to one friend, trying to get the attention of game journos, and shilling his game reviews blog
>see this
Ben made it, bros. Aside from maybe Huber, he's the best guy.

>>388762463

Nintendo podcast is ok.

>>388762774
FFXV talk?

>>388762463
I can see how ben and jones don't have a lot of time to play more stuff cause both of them are giving all their time to eza but fucking huber and Bosman and brad complain about how they never have time for shit when all they do is do an episode of huber syndrome a week and review a game sometimes, grab news stories for a podcast and appear on a couple of other shows, and brad does nothing but this souls retro. what the fuck is taking up all their free time? Cause it's not eza

>>388762774
What talk?

>>388763070
>>388763138
FF15 is Kyle´s favorite game of all time because a character takes random photos of the journey

>>388763070
On one of the recent frame traps he beats xv and then goes on to be like it's one of the best rpgs he's ever played and his reasons are mostly context bullshit like gladio saying morning princess when you finish camping.

>>388763138
>>388763070
it was on some frame trap

>wow a day and night cycle
>prompto takes pictures that's so cool
>XV is the best JRPG ever

>>388763235
>>388763316
>>388763374
Sounds like he just doesn't want to admit it was shit, especially after getting so hyped for it

>>388763019
Ben may be normie to an extent and sigh way too much during sentences but at least he's playing a shitload of games, getting reviews out, and trying his best to put Japanese games into the spotlight, which I can barely say for any other game site

>>388762774
>>388763235
>>388763374
>hurr durr stop liking what I don't like

>>388763467
he actually called the duscae demo one of his favourite "games" from the year it was released so maybe you're right

>>388763631
The problem is that he likes it for retarded reasons.
Same with all games really, he never cares about gameplay, physics or level design but only about context.
He should just get into movies why is he into games

>>388763631
If he gave any sort of argument to why it's so great then I wouldn't have a problem with it. But his context boner being the only thing he can bring to the table with the game when it's borderline baby tier context is not enough. I wanna say he even didn't like the gameplay that much but don't quote me on that

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Crucify Fucking Faggots

>>388763630
Ben is held back by western cucks like Huber who eat up every single garbage game that Activision, Naughty Dog and the like release. He can't even talk about Senrank Kagura without Kyle and Huber going full SJW and effectively shutting him up.

>>388764087
I'm pretty sure Ben digs naughty dog shit too but oh well. I hope there's a fucking puff puff thing in DQxi to make huber uncomfortable.

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What are your expectations for Box Peek?

Will it save EZA?

>>388764087
>>388763019
Nobody cares about Japanese games guys. It's time to move out of mom's basement okay

>>388764219
There are 2 puff puffs in DQ11
Only one is real though

>>388764267
Probably the most well produced thing eza will put out. I have no idea if it will be as funny as Kyle thinks it's gonna be though

>>388764267
No, it's gonna be trash just like Kyle's youtube solo shitshow where he made an episode whining about how supposedly sexist Miyamoto's games are.

>>388764267
It will be well received by the general EZA audience but Kyle will get too far into his own head and end up not doing a second season, and it will take another year before he does something else that is scripted. That's assuming that he doesn't leave to become Keighley's beta boi

>>388764316
t. proud Antifa member

take this shit to >>>/trash/ with the other e-celeb bullshit
>b-b-b-but videogames!!!11
literally all you do is talk about your surrogate friends, the e-celebs

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>>388764378
Yeah, why did he complain that there are no retarded, fat Mario girls when Daisy has existed forever?

>>388764087
kek, just look at his pathetic japanese trip shit show, Ben unironically thinks that all of japan is just a bunch of weebs who like anime and vidya titties.

>>388765078
Not exactly but the stuff he made was nothing more than "wow culture shock" and didnt understand that nips werent being nice they were being racist.
If they see a non nip looking around they will always want to know where you are going in case you are up to no good so they can direct you and control you.

>>388762038
>only liking soulslikes and indie shit constitutes good taste

>>388764267
it will be a 1 minute "lol anime tropes so wacky haha isn't nerd stuff weird sometimes" sketch's worth of material stretched out beyond tedium

Their discussion about MUH NAZIS makes me want to kill myself. "No one wants to play Nazis in a multiplayer game" might be the most retarded thing they've ever said. Californians have some sort of parasitic brain disease, how else could you explain this shit.

>>388765610
>liking literally every game that has a "hype" trailer somehow constitutes good taste

>>388763019

This

>>388763316
>>388763374
>look up the frametrap
>xv-kun is everywhere in the comments
As expected

>>388763630
>Japanese games into the spotlight, which I can barely say for any other game site
What are you on about? Japanese games get constant praise from the industry

>>388766797
link it

>>388766853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsbwfEZnrp8
Just look for any comment chain that mentions ffxv. His account is StarPlague

>>388765796
Better than liking only games that let you fantasize about being a woman

>>388767019
KEK

Reminder that Ian got cucked so hard by a woman that he now tries to become a woman himself.

>>388760647
>kyle just knowing this is all a sham
I miss Final Bosman.

>>388767331
elyse broke that boy. she broke his brain

>>388767019
>Starplague
How do we know its OUR FFXV guy?

>>388768361
He said it a few times in other threads or got triggered when someone mentioned it, he also has the same name on some other news website

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>it's a Ben voice acts every line in Paper Mario episode

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>>388768361
it is most definitely him

>tfw Ian & Don Hit the Beach is probably Ian's best Easy Update he's ever done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkzyT0iSSWA

Her name was GAIA!

Easy Livin' was great.

Anyone got a link to the podcast?

>>388768745
>it's a "/v/ mistakes e-celeb shit for video games" episode
Kill yourself.

>>388770337
>watching Easy update

>>388770548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKnUElWSnHw

>>388770798
Thanks anon.

>>388770798
Thanks Ultima

>>388770798
thank Ben

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>>388770598
Yeah you're right! This community based around talking about video games isn't video games!
Fuck e-celebs I just wanna talk about video games!

>>388770798
arigato ben

>>388771118
whining about some irrelevant fuck named Ben doesn't make it video games.

you are a cancer on /v/.

>>388770798
Thanks Jones

>>388771298
fuck off, /v/ is a cancer in and of itself

>>388770798
>https://www.patreon.com/EasyAllies

thanks patreon anon

>>388761319
>>388771332
I wish Jones would penetrate me

Does Kyle ever edit things or reviews games?

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>>388771298
>whines about threads they don't like
>reddit spacing
>"you're the cancer of this board!"
Gee, wiz.

>Huber thinks Yakuza 2 is the worst
>Ben never played it

So much for being the Yakuza guys.

>>388767654
we all do pal, we all do...

>>388772010
I'm not your pal, buddy.

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>>388771635

>>388771846
You'd think he loves it with his korean/chinese mafia boner

>>388772181
I think he hates it because it's not as retarded as the other games and actually has a good story, aside from Kiryuu punching a tiger in the face.

>>388772171
>Jones will never bee this close to your face
I don't wanna even live anymore

>>388764085
Holy shit I'm dying. What was the context?

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>>388772486
Huber was going off on one of his "I hate kikes, fags, and niggers" rants again, you get it.

>>388770798
Thanks Ben-kun

>>388755185
The Psychonauts playthrough makes me think that Kyle has some sort of autism.

He always loses his shit over dumb stuff as if it's the funniest thing ever and then goes and plays one of the most humorous games ever without so much as a chuckle at anything. I don't even think it's a case of not liking the humor. It seems like it doesn't even register as humor to him in the first place. Still makes me want to play the game again.

>>388772486
There wasn't any, he was just using his hands while he was ranting about something.

>>388770798
>It's muh nintendo guy and yeah dude guy

Thanks, but no thanks

>>388764085
>invade personal space because you don't like a gesture someone is making

>>388759957
I hope they never get a studio, I like the aesthetic of the garage

>>388773392
Not big on Ian either but you sound equally as faggy

>>388773535
Yes, I also like slow low quality content and boring streams.

>>388773535
Plus, the garage helps lead to Jones snapping and punching out Kyle.

>>388770798
Hoeg Law seem to be pretty cool. I actually like their contributions to the podcasts.
I don't think it's all that common for videogame commentators to actually have/know people who have studied / experience with law.

>>388773917
When did this happen??

>>388774846
About 10 months from now.

>>388774964
I'll mark it on my calendar

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My favorite parts of easy allies is spouse quest

>>388775042
I'm not the only one that wants to see Amanda spit roasted right?

>>388773020
I think it's more he's seen so much of specific types of humor that it does nothing for him. So something outside of that makes him laugh. I can relate as stuff like Simpsons humor is dead to me when I used to like it a lot.

He's just a general weird guy though if you've watched The Final Bosman.

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>You'll never be as lucky as Kyle was with his girlfriend

>>388775042
>>388775180
what do you think she's like during sex? I bet she like to sit on Jones' face.

>>388775270
Definitely imagine her on the couch sitting bare ass on jones' face

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>>388775213
Secret* girlfriend, but damn, yeah.

>>388775213
Gonna need definitive proof

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>>388775347
Definitely put her in the top 3 with Amanda.

>Brad's

>>388775528
That's Ben-sama's.

>>388775528
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Blood is class

>>388775213
Needs better hip ratio

>>388775641
Which is Brad's?

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Jones reenacting this, when?

>>388775952
Only someone with his personality could pull it off

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>>388775935

>>388776023
Pretty glad he dropped that yoko Ono

>>388770798

>Twenty minutes of shitting on Valve

At least they did something right this week

>>388776072
Did he? When did this happen

>>388776113
When's left 4 dead 3?

>>388775828
Blood, your wife... woof.

>>388775212
It's definitely not that. He's lukewarm on the game at best and is wondering why it's considered a classic. He doesn't see the merits of the game in the first place.

>>388776317
>woof
You should see Ian's

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Kyle's Psychonauts playthrough is pissing me off.

You can tell he's always trying to be funnier than the game. Not that Psychonauts it fucking hilarious, but it still a bunch of chuckles from me as I played. Kyle just sits there sneering at all the jokes and acting like his random comments and "bits" are pure gold. I like him sometimes, but I think he's getting kind of full of himself.

>>388776072
More like Phil Hartmans wife, she seems so mentally unstable I'm sure the relationship would have ended on a suicide-homocide.

>>388776374
is she the dark haired qtpie that's been on stream once or twice? Woof is not a compliment.

>>388776453
Still haven't seem Huber's and Damiani's

>>388776374
He actually has a gf/wife?

>>388776545
Gf

>>388775828
I bet it looks like the stickbug and caterpillar from a bugs life fuckin when they do it.

>>388776072
fucking sauce lad

>>388776535
>gf
>Damiani
heh

>>388776635
Blood strikes me as a quiet guy who packs a thick cock but due to his "features" he's only pulling low numbers

>>388770798
>that autistic mumble at 42:35

>>388776409
I stopped watching because both the game and Kyle are unfunny.

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>>388776690

>>388776921
Psychonauts is a 7 to 8 that gets an extra point for being fairly unique. The writing is okay, but not amazing. Kyle is still being a dick about it.

>>388777167
Psychonauts is a 4

>>388777243
Psychonauts is a 2.

>>388777405
Pyschonauts is a 1

>Kyle offended that Psychonauts has characters with mental illnesses

What a fag.

>>388777495
Psychonauts is a 3.3

>>388776535
Hubers appeared on a sydrome once in the background. Shes thick.

>>388776321
>not liking a game I like means someone has autism

>>388777793
>thick

You mean FAT

With the exception of Brandon and probably Don, all of them have ugly gfs/wives. Kyle only had a short thing with that porn girl because he's "famous" and she obviously has some kind of brain problems.

>>388777793
Which syndrome?

>>388778069
You should at least reply to the correct post.
>>388773020

I'd rather be considered autistic than stupid or dense, which are the other choices. You're definitely dense for example.

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>>388778081
I'm going to need sauce

>388778268
>Give me you (You)s!

Hilarious.

>Talking about other people's girlfriends now count as videogame discussion

Kyle approach to Psychonauts has been totaly wrong:
>started playing the shitty PS4 port
>let people convince him it was a 10/10 before he started
>streaming a game that's not really suited for it
>impatient
>already been told by lots of people that it's "him kind of game"

He set himself to hate it.

>>388778268
No one even called you autisitic, what point are you even trying to make

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>>388778812

>>388778865
It's not like he needs much setup to dislike a game. He drops games for the dumbest reasons

>>388778953
>oh no I can't tell him he's wrong!
>I know I'll post this ancient gif that I still think is funny!

>>388778409
I wish I could remember. It was an early talking syndrome.

>>388773020
>plays one of the most humorous games ever
>Psychonauts
Fuck off. Quirky shit "humour" isn't funny in the least

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>>388779093

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>>388758915
>>388759212
Hiiiiiiiii

>>388779124
So why do you watch Kyle Bosman?

>Literally stop bullying my surrogate friends the thread

This isn't videogames.

I'll check syndrome and post Huber's for next week

>>388778146
It was a talking syndrome. I don't remember which. I feel like it was relatively early.

>>388779846
>reddit spacing
go back and let us discuss vidya

>>388779846
>stop bullying my surrogate friends the thread
what? the entire thread is just bullying, you fag

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>>388779973
>muh reddit boogeyman

!

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>>388776317
my sides

>>388773535
>distant sirens
>distant helicopters
>distant cawwing
>distant neighbors using power tools

>>388780065
Don't bully me you ass.

>>388780115
But muh cozy friend's house fee fees!

>>388765610

Myst, SotN, and Stronghold Crusader 2 are the only other games Ian likes. Or anything in which you can play a girl.

>>388779124
About as "funny" as a game can manage to be. Far """funnier""" than the shit Kyle laughs at regularly, which was my original point.

>>388780330
And Breath of the Wild.

>>388755420
>>388755318
>>388759043


>that ten minute rant by huber about how mean people in overwatch competetive are
>he admitted he hadnt played the game in months and just jumped in to competetive

I cant fucking stand the guy

>>388780263
>go to friend's house
>get nervous as all hell because it's in a nice neigborhood
>police cars nowhere in sigt
>can't even go outside for a cigarette without neighbors staring at me

It really is hell on both sides of the spectrum.

>>388780380
Stop bullying my friends!

>>388780351
>About as "funny" as a game can manage to be
No, not at all. Tim Schafer trash isn't funny in the least.

>>388779846
What a pointless thing to get upset about. Start a thread about something you're interested in.

>>388780520
You can't tell me what to do.

Yes, this the thread for me in the videogames board. Talking about people playing videogames and not the games themselves, I also like talking about their women in their lives because I don't have any.

>>388780401
This! I know exactly what you mean

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>>388780727

>>388780727
Nice, sounds like you're in the right place. Enjoy.

>>388780892
Can I save this image?

>>388780908
Thank you! Who do you think has the biggest dick in our surrogate friends?

>>388773063
>it's [insert quirky name] guy
>thanks, but no thanks

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>>388780380
>during the Slime Rancher stream
>Huber mentions the Kiwami 2 announcement
>someone in chat calls it the worst Yakuza game
>"I totally agree, but it's still good that they're doing a remake."
Huber if you don't shut the fuck up, I swear

>>388781034
Only if you upvote and watermark it

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>>388780727

>>388781047
>It's Kyle and Jones in the podcast again

Why won't they go away? I want Ian + Brad + Damiani and Michael Kozachenko podcast.

>>388781153
But anon, I like them! Can't you read what I typed?

>>388781034
>Who do you think has the biggest dick in our surrogate friends?
I'd say Bloodworth in terms of length and either Jones or Brad when it comes to girth.

>>388781092
Huber has the worst opinions on everything. He's carried by his optimistic personality.

>>388781286
Blood then Kyle, cause I'm sure that playboy gf stuck around for a reason. Then Jones and finally Brad

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>>388781286
Me

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>>388781186
Has any shopped the JUST crown onto him yet?

>>388781034
Definitely Jones

>>388779650
>that look of disgust from everyone

>>388770798
Thanks Ben

>>388770798
I love when Damiani always irritates Kyle at that end there.

>>388781629
None of them realized and they all laughed when they saw it :^)

>>388781286
Tall thin dudes have huge dicks, usually. So I'd say Blood has the biggest.

Damiani's is small, and even smaller because of his weight.

Ian's is probably small as well which is part of why he's so feminine, and can't relate to anything masculine.

Ben is pretty tall so he's probably got a decent one.

Kyle is a toss up. It's either tiny or above average. He did have a playboy gf, which there's no way he got due to his personality.

Brad's is probably average.

Brandon has too much charisma to have a small dick. He has confidence only brought on by a large package.

Don is a mystery. He's married with a kid, so he's doing well for himself regardless.

Huber again has too much confidence to have a small one.

I'd say in order, biggest to smallest it goes:
Bloodworth
Jones
Ben
Huber
Don
Kyle
Brad
Damiani (could be higher if he lost weight, possibly)
Ian

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I like Easy Allies because all my friends are turbo normies and I can fill the void of having no friends with similar interests with the almost daily podcasts/DnD campaign and other stuff they put out.

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>Now actually discussing their dicks

>>388782156
Nice blog

>>388762463
>still 42K

your argument is invalid. Box Peek soon, bebe

>>388782278
Please subscribe!

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>>388782252
>he doesn't like dicks

Of course /v/ is the one place to go to see dick size rankings.

>>388782364
normies REEEEEEE

>>388782278
Why you so mad about a post about easy allies in an easy allies thread?

>>388782364
I like lolis.

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>>388782068
This all sounds accurate, but I find that traps generally have big ones (until they cut their balls off) so it wouldn't be out of the question that Ian is doing okay for himself down there.

>>388776023
lmao didn't she move to live with him a couple of months ago?

>>388779953
If you mean the 2 and a half seconds where she walks past in the background and the frame cuts off her head, then it wasn't Talking Syndrome but the Easy Update where they played that Jason vs campers multiplayer game.

>>388775828
She looks like one of those girls who when younger and a bit slimmer, was quite the fuckable chubby.
Problem is that those have shelf life unless they suddenly become gym rats. So with both of them pushing 40 I'm not suprised.

>>388780496
So what game do you think is funny? You had to know this question was coming and you've had plenty of time to think about it.

>>388783975
It's been 40 minutes and that Anon is probably long gone. But I think Adam Sandler's last game was a riot. :)

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Bosman has a secret GF?

>>388784331
had

>>388760909
I'm pretty sure Jones is the most manly man in video games journalism.

>>388781092
You might be autistic, no wonder you watch these guys.

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>oney threads are deleted
>this shit is allowed to live

>>388786389
>oney
those threads are deleted because he's fucking trash, just like you, faggot.

I like their streams a lot but only when it's more than one ally. Like the Jones and Huber streams from easy living. And comedy stuff like bets and fiasco. I don't care too much about their opinions on video games.

>>388786389
Good because those are just bad

>>388786389
oh look another "yell loud and swear' let's player. so epic.

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>>388770798
We've been had

>>388787080
>fully charged phone
I like you, anon.

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AVGN > EZA