This game has no right to be this good.

I-is peach really his mom? How could she abandon him?

>>388755114
>I-is peach really his mom

No. Bowser tells him at the end of Sunshine that he was just rusing him.

This game is a perfect example of brainless retards eating up anything Nintendo-related.
This game is fucking garbage in all regards, but you guys treat it like it's the next coming of Jesus. Had this been a game with characters that weren't Nintendo related, you guys would have hated it

Why does the PC crowd have such a boner for games like this? Is it because it doesn't take any actual skill? I'd be willing to actually give this game some time if it weren't full of Rabbids being retarded the whole time.

It's a shame they felt the need to put Mario in it, now it'll never get a price drop.

>>388756308
Actually, bowser never says Peach is not his mom....

>>388756308
Bowser is such a shitty dad.

>>388755114
>No art of Peach laying a koopa egg.

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35KB, 835x429px

>>388755114
> is peach really his mom?

No.

>>388756308
He just doesn't want him to know he's a half-breed miscreant. Plus imagine the scandal if it got out that the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom had an illegitimate child out of wedlock, and with a Koopa no less. The proof is in the pudding (or cake, if you will). No monarch is stupid enough to let herself get constantly kidnapped against her will over and over again.

>>388757460
haha