>Disguise as a scientist >still wears a fucking bandana

It was the 60s dude, far out.

rocket science is sweaty work

>>388747326
>id
How did he got that photo?

He also as one in his ID card, dumb retard.

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>>388747326
>1960's CIA
>a fucking 80's MULLET and a full beard

>>388747326
how else would you know it's snake?

I thought you had to wear the raiden mask with it

>>388748085
But then the id card would be wrong.

>>388748085

You do

>>388748085
>>388748257
No you don't.

>>388747326
>implying you don't have that guy at work
Liar

>>388748257
The scientists would notice and send out an alarm.

Looks like a rebel sciencist, who doesn't bother with nerd shit

>>388748085
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought the disguise would only work or "work better" with the raikov mask

>>388748085
That's for the general who was Volgin's gay lover

>>388747836
t r e n d s e t t e r

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>>388747326
>disguise as a doctor
>still fucking rape people

>>388747326
he's never fully infiltrated, you can't be very close to a scientist and go unnoticed
he is only meant to be confused for a scientist at the distance

>>388748997
purest boy

>>388748815
Dressing up as Raikov and fucking with people is one of my favorite parts of the game

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play a real MGS game plebs

>>388747326

>Snake, remember the basics of the scientific method

>>388748997
Real doctors rape their patients all the time though, have never been to one?

>>388749293
...Scientific method?

>>388749382
doctor here, can confirm

I just can't stop raping

>>388747836
Yes. No one ever had those 2 things in combination ever before the 1980s.

>>388747457
He took it with his radio camera.

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>disguises as a fucking brick wall
>thinks people will fall for it
why is large leader so retarded?

Nice wall

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>>388747326

>>388750157
Can you post a pic of the disguise?

>>388750157
Why are you posting walls anon?

>>388750309
>>388751150
HAHAHAHA LE PERFECT DISGUISE LE CAN'T SEE SNAKE IN THE PIC XDD

I actually completely missed him in that other larger image of him against a brick wall but I don't have it saved

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rate my ps3 collection

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>>388751864

>>388751150
he likes pink floyd

>>388751701
If it's the one with the cosplay girl you're not alone

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>>388751981

>>388751981
Wait, where did you get that picture? Did they make an MGS movie?

>>388747326
I was a janitor in the 70's and i weared a black bandana with white flowers at work. Honestly it wasnt an issue back in the days, was like wearing a scarf or a jacket.

>>388747326
>m-muh boss

>>388752260

Shit man, how old are you?

>>388752260
Hi gramps, how's life? How are the hemorrhoids?

>>388752260
>Janitor
>Scientist
One of these is not like the other.

>>388752409
>hemorrhoids are caused by age
u wat

>>388747326
don't forget the suspicious walk

>>388747326
>he doesn't know bro science

>>388752610
old people have weak, feeble assholes

>>388752218
yes mgs1 is loosely based on escape from new york

>>388747326
>lifting your glasses somehow makes you less suspicious

What a dumb """stealth""" game.

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>>388749210
>Spamming the box and punching guards in the face while wearing the Raikov disguise
>Rolling around and throwing animals and food at guards outside while wearing the disguise
>Knocking on walls close by while wearing the Raikov disguise

>>388752610
>tfw had hemorrhoids since I was 17

>>388752447
He's old and his mind isn't what it used to be. please forgive him.

>>388747836
T I M E T R A V E L

>>388747326
What are you talking about? I don't see a bandana.

>>388747326
Can't you see he wears it on his pass too?
Wouldn't be him then.

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I know right? This shit is too video gamey for someone as smart as Kojima-san. Glad this period of his life in the past and he never coming back to shit like this.

>>388749382
My doc always gives me the best dose.

>>388749293
Huh?

>>388752929
No, that pic is from mgs3 but it is with a real guy. Did they make an mgs movie?

>>388749293
Nanomachines?

>>388753481
No it's just MGS3 HD
I see you're unfamiliar with the power of the PS3

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>>388753481

>>388753665
Woah... So, this is what I have been missing... damn

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>going so far as to disguise someone else as you down to the finet detail and even emotionally

>>388749292
the only non mgs games are
>ac!d
>pw

I wish it had picked up in the cold war. They would still wear bandanas today. I guess metal gear solid wasn't as popular back then.

>put on a scientist disguise
>everyone immediately goes alert.

Why does nobody believe me when I say im just collecting plant samples?

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>>388754028
>Still a bitch to emulate properly without an OP machine

>>388753032
Everybody have hemorrhoids. It's when they start to tear they become a medical issue.

>>388747326
this why i hate mgs3.
stupid shit like this.

and at the start when he does that pointless triple flip when jumping out the plane.

just do a normal fucking sky dive.
just take off the fucking bandana.

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>>388754186
Works for me and my CPU is not overclocked and from 2012 and I use the 60fps patch.

>>388754337
I get a lot of framedrops at seemingly random times. There's still some graphical issues regardless.

>>388754304
>take off the bandana

OUT

>>388748085
You can but you don't have to.

>>388754304
>Hey James Bond take off that suit you faggot!
You right now.

>>388754304
>why doesn't bane just take off that stupid mask???

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>>388754472
>There's still some graphical issues regardless.
I think the only remaining issue is an ugly border on the left of the screen. What have you noticed? Are you using the MTVU speed hack?

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>>388748997
What the fuck, I love feminism now?!

>>388754186
why not just play your ps2 copy of it? surely you still own yours?

>>388754186
I've got a 970 and it ran fine. No video filters which really kills a lot of scenes but maybe they fixed that in the past 2 years

It's 2 that's a bitch to run, especially with rain

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>>388751864
>>388751981
>>388752151
...wuzthis..?

>>388747457
It was the Patriots

>>388754660
Because that would be extremely painful

>>388754706
When I last played there was no fog at all for Sorrow's part, have they fixed that yet

>>388755190
What are you talking about anon? The La-li-lu-le-lo?

>>388754952
because no one has a crt tv anymore, it looks shit and blurry as fuck on hdtv.

>>388754706
Codec screen doesn't work properly, shadows/post processing has issues. I'm talking about the subsistence version btw.

>>388754952
If I wanted to play it on a console again I'd buy the HD collection. PS2 resolution is abhorrent on an HD tv.

>>388755047
2 actually works fine for me except for certain sections, namely the projector hangar with all the soldiers. It does slow down to a crawl when it first slows down though.

>>388755341
u going to emulate a crt too then?

>>388747326
He did it as an epic prank to tell his warbuddies on the phone. Not like he was particularly sneaky about getting caught by a drunk russian guy who could have brought the house down on him.

>>388755286
Did you say nerd?

>>388755472
Are you fucking retarded?

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>>388755425
Enable partial CRC then half pixel offset.

>>388755263
Yeah everything is fixed except that border which is caused by the half pixel offset fix.

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>>388755520

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>>388751864
>>388751981
>>388755084

>>388755216
He's a big guy

>>388755567
I'll try that some time, thanks.

>>388755567
T H I C C
H
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C
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>>388750157
I literally don't see anything.

>>388755472
Ya, I use a crt filter.

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>>388747457
He was behind the scenes all along

>>388756812
No he wasn't kojima you hack.

>>388753895
Ac!d and Portable Ops are non-mgs; Kojima had very little involvement with them whereas he directed Peace Walker and directly carries on that story into MGS5 - the next mainline series entry.

>>388757065
Portable Ops is better than 4.

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>watching kong skull island
>"this looks like a videogame"
>remember that it's directed by the same guy who kojima appointed for making the mgs movie

>>388757065
Who cares about Kojima, he literally ruined MGS. Portable Ops is more an MGS game than anything that followed.

>>388752098
>>388751701
post it you fugs

>>388750157
Nice brick wall faggot.

>>388755341
>because no one has a crt tv anymore
Speak for yourself nerd.

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>disguises as a fucking Snake
>thinks brick walls will fall for it
why is brick wall so retarded?

>>388760858
can you post a picture of brick wall? all I see Is a snake wall.

>>388754186
Don't expect Konami to dig up the HD Collection source code just to let it die on Nvidia's Ouya.

>>388747326
Don't worry, he had Skullface to take out anyone who noticed.

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>>388747326
>even the badge photo has him in the headband

>>388747326
> work at a lab
> curls getting out of control
> refuse to get a hair cut
> wear bandana
It's that simple

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>>388755084
>>388752151
>>388751981

>>388748085
I never used the Raiden mask and was always confused as to what narrative explanation there was for you having it.

>>388752929
That pic isn't even from EFNY

I'm in the middle of replaying Snake Eater and I'm wondering: Why is Granin the only one with a Russian accent? I can understand that the reason why everyone speaks perfect English is because "lol your Russian is superb" so why have just one cheesy Russian accent?

>>388763028
it's like lab protocol to have your hair up if its long
if that was the case he'd have to have it in a pony.
snakes hair isn't even that long in that game

>>388763338
Sigint made it and sneaked it in your equipment.

>>388763550
Because he's the only actual Russian there.

>>388764604
So everyone in Grozny Grad were American deep cover agents?

>>388748085
Same here. It confused me when scientists got alarmed by the Raikov mask since it doesn't make sense for Snake to go around with a bandana while wearing the scientist uniform.

>>388765160
Did you hear any other russian accents the entire game? no shit.

>>388765707
Sokolov told me my Russian was great but we were speaking English. Is he a retard? Does he not know the difference between English and Russian?

>>388754258
Depends on your job. Sitting all day every day (between work and in front of the computer at home) is horrible for your ass.

>>388765845
He was merely hoping you couldnt tell he wasnt russian. it's just that you both were obviously speaking with american accents.

>disguise as a scientist
>put on Raiden face

Boom.

>>388766115
If anyone asks, just say it's needed for some roleplay with Volgin.

>>388752151
>>388763082
I will never not laugh at Snake's shit eating grin.

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>>388747836
You really like that image

Im still mad you cant use any lethal weapons with it.

I wanna go through snake eater with this suit.

>>388754028
Does it run better on RPCS3?

>>388747457
isn't the scientist outfit left for you by eva. And doesn't she have some weird small camera in a stick thingy?

>>388747326
you're supposed to wear Raiden mask if you want more realism

>>388747836

To be fair his normal hair when not wearing the bandana is pretty basic and passable for the time.

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>Get discovered by a scientist
>Put raiden mask
>Guards ignore you

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>>388757719

>>388754706
Kojima think he slick, HE dabbin!

>>388749767
Thanks, doc.

>>388750157
I never understood the blank scene here.

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>>388769035
exposed that man

>>388747326
>That pose
Was it autism?

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>>388763082
>tfw Junko achieved Big Boss' objective

>>388754337
>those ears

Link, go get the triforce!

>>388772263
... Triforce?

>>388750157
Lika a fkn chameleon, i almost didnt see the handgun.

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>>388772593
Snake, don't tell me you never played Legend of Zelda?!

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>>388747326
>play this a couple of years after release
>get to the part where you have to disguise yourself as a scientist and infiltrate the lab
>"Hmm, I don't think the mullet and the bandana will do."
>put on Raiden mask
WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO THEY ALL ATTACK ME AT SIGHT THIS IS BULLSHIT
>take off Raiden mask
>no one cares about the bandana

>>388750157
It's snake in front of a brick wall. Fuck you losers and your shitty memes. I'm not playing along

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was anybody here around for that stream?

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>>388773046
There's always someone with this snake meme, every time it's posted. Never gets old.

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>>388772849
Nope

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>Sweat could drop into the chemicals and affect research

There, explained it like Kojima would have.

>>388772263
THE TRIFORCE, HUH?

>>388769596
Fuck no.

>>388770560
>tfw the first time I saw this I legitimately didn't notice Snake

Shit's surprisingly is actually effective.

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>>388773191
AYO HOL UP WHITEBOI EVEN I PLAYED LEGEND OF ZELDA

>>388773046
where the hell do you see Snake?

>>388747326
of course he wears the bandanna, its on his ID

>>388747836
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX

>>388747326
he's on a killing spree to get back mommy, the surprising part is that he put on a disguise at all instead of murdering his way in