Hey anon, pass me the controller! >What do?

Get the fuck out of my house

>>388726567
Do not pass the contrOller

>>388726567
Nothing, I don't know this man, because I'm completely antisocial. My controller stays with me.

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>>388726636

Sure bro!
>Spits on your hand

Oh snap, don't forget the charging cable!
>Spit trickle

>wash your hands first
Easy

>>388726567
>That clubbing

You're fucking dead bro

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>>388726567
Let me lick those clean for you first, gotta protect my hardware afterall.