>break wooden barrel/box >it is empty

>come across empty metal crate
>open it anyway

>break one of millions of wooden barrels/boxes
>a valuable, rare artifact falls out of one
>compulsively break them with all other characters/playthroughs worried I'll miss it when next lady luck shines on me.

>>388718050
>there's something inside

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>beat the boss and loot his treasure chests
>only gold magical items drop
>open some random chest in the dungeon right after the boss treasure room
>purple item drops

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>>388718439
>grind boss for hours trying to get a legendary drop
>friend joins room
>he gets it first try

>>388717443
Did it occur to you that not every barrel/box need to contain anything? It could be empty becuase it was just made/waiting to be filled with something.

>hardly ever get a certain rare item
>fish
>eat fish
>spit out four of said rare item
Fuck you MH4U.

>>388720737
o-oh my

>>388717443
is this a game of "spot the MC"?

>>388720737
>>388720880
Fuck off reddit

>>388717443
Fucking Dark Souls

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>>388717443
I feel like this goes somewhere, sauce?

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>>388717443
99% are empty, while the rest contains missable items.

>>388717443
Cause you also broke the items inside it, you numbnut.

>>388723724
Developers who do this need to be shipped to the nearest harbor and keelhauled to death.

>>388722026
Centaur no Nayami, anime is airing this season.

>>388717443
>Shoot barrel
>Owner of the barrel sues you

>>388724730
is it good

>>388718867
Castlevania Harmony of Despair in a nut shell
>been grinding for my second miser ring for 6-7 days
>friend joins
>he gets two in a row
Fucker actually has BS levels of luck.

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>>388717443
>break wooden barrels and boxes at start of the game
>one of them contains a rare item
>obsessively break every other barrel, box and urn in the game in order to not miss one of these
>they're all empty

Is that a horse?

>>388725442
A donkey.

>>388724730
A Centaur's life right?
Read most of the first volume and it was ok. Would prefer Nurse Hitomi's Monster Infirmary.

>>388724921
It's creepy pedo shit.

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>open moderately sized treasure chest
>only contains 1 potion

>>388725570
then it's perfect for me

>>388725570
so it's good

>>388724921
Not him but I have seen only 4 episodes of the anime because centaurs.
It's boring and sometimes too grounded, as grounded an anime about a world of monster humans can be. Kind of like interview with monster girls without the endearing part.
There is something weird in it, i can't quiet put my finger on what it is. Like, every time someone talks to a character, that character waits half a second to react.
Also, it's yuri oriented but not annoyingly cute-yuri like New game.
The centaur family is cute though.

>>388718226
Technically you don't miss anything because most lootan games only roll for items when you activate (break/open) the container. So if you don't touch the containers, the game does no rolls, and Lady Luck has nothing to say about it.

>>388725570
Yeah but is it good?

>>388717443
>game is a mix of /x/, /u/ and /pol/

>>388725769
If it is anything like the manga then no.
It's a boring slice of life monster girl anime based around a centaur and her imp and satyr friends.

>open barrel/chest/weapon rack
>actually earn less loot than you would if you ignored them since you kill monsters at twenty times the speed
thanks path of exile

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>>388726175
>unique drops from under a boulder

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>break every wooden barrel/box
>not even one contains anything

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Would you?

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>break something belonging to the evil guys
>get bad boy points

>>388725736
cant win if u dont play nigga, therefore you lose by default

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>break open barrel
>spooky skeleton pops out
Fuck you too Diablo 2
>>388726691
Of course

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>>388726691
Probably but I'd prefer it if it was the birb

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>kick open wooden barrel
>it explodes

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>>388726897
>he thinks that not winning equals losing
look at this baka ass idiot

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Would you?

>>388727579
her eyes seem kinda off

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>>388727579
how pants work?

>>388727579
No, that's not a line I'm willing to cross.

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Remainder that horse butts are a magical thing

>>388727579
>would you a centaur that is a middle school student
No. I don't wanna go to jail.

Kill yourselves, furries

>>388727868
[Citation needed]

>>388727685
There is a segment where the horse loli shows you how.

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>>388727579
She looks cute, I'd hug her.

>>388727892
She's not a human though so it doesn't count

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>>388727579
Turn her into cold cuts and use her in my sandwich?
Sure.

>>388727579
Id rather the goat

>>388728480
Would she taste like horse or human?

>>388729949
probably chicken

>>388729949
The human part tastes like human and the horse part tastes like horse.

>>388730592
What do the snozzberry parts taste like?

>>388726691
>cant wipe her own ass so she smells like horseshit 24/7

Nnnnnnnnope.

>>388730780
They taste like snozzberries.

>>388730871
see
>>388727868

>>388730871
Cerea is very flexible!

>>388731178
She still smells like horse so unless you are use to the smell, it might be a turn off.

>>388730936
How funny that it has no citations whatsoever? Almost like that anon is making shit up or something?

>>388729949
I guess we are just trying to make you understand. If she is more horse than a man. Or she is more man than a horse.

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>>388718050
>come across metal creat that is labled 'Locker [empty]
>open it anyway
>it's empty