Games that are immune to criticism

>>388710475
>pirated it
>played it for a few hours
>like the style and physics
>there are some funny moments
>after leaving the starting area got bored
>it's just like Skyrim but worse
>all you ever find are random weapons
>world is utterly empty
It's yet another modern open world borefest.

>>388710475
Making new generation link faggots was a mistake. At least original link is still cool thanks to alternate dimensions or something.

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>>388711749
>World is utterly empty
Biggest red flag for someone who has never played it.

>>388713084
>muh ubitowers

guess it's okay when Nintendo does it.

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>>388713084
WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SO

MUCH

CONTENT!!!!!

>>388713084
yeah 4 tiny hand-held "dungeons" are definitely enough to keep a person occupied

>>388713084
>quantity over quality shitfest

Oh joy. All that trash doesn't even properly fit on the screen so it has to overlap up the ass.

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>>388710475
I didn't like it.

Didn't feel like a Legend of Zelda game.

>>388713084
>900 pieces of tree poo and Ubishit towers
>this is "quality content" for NIntendrones
this is your brain on BotW kids

>>388711749
>world is utterly empty
you don't drive much, do you

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>>388714554
>>388713126
>ubitowers

>>388714492
People will give you shit for it, but I agree. It's just a shitty open world game with Zelda coat of paint. Horrible inventory bloat of items with the exact same effect, terrible weapon durability system, obnoxious and tedious upgrade system, and absolutely awful 'dungeons'. It really is a Zelda game in name only.
>Gerudo hideout is all of two rooms with a bunch of instakill guards in an attempt to make it 'hard'
Fucking pathetic.

>>388714658
It's literally Ubisoft towers.
Don't pretend it's anything else because it's Nintendo.

>>388713084
Name one non formulaic thing you can find in the world.

This constant need to be contrarian has gone too far. You don't seem more knowledgeable because you shit on popular things and praise obscure shit no one's heard of. You just come off as a self-conscious twat who's trying to substitute a self fabricated image for a personality.

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>>388710475
Breath of the wild is beyond discussed and there's lots of valid criticism to make, but the assertion that it's a mediocre game is moronic. And that's the claim this game is immune to.

>>388714872
korok seeds and shrines maybe?

I like it.
I don't like the shrines + lack of interesting enemy design, and enemy variation in general. The game because too focused on numbers.
Also I don't like the amount of fucking armours holy shit, I'd prefer a revert to permanent clothing unlocks; having to go into a menu and equip a single piece of clothing just to go up a waterfall and un-equip it again was annoying.
Also the master sword/shield was handled badly.

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>>388714814
>It's literally Ubisoft towers

>>388710475
Game of the decade confirmed?

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>>388715425
No.

>>388715425
Yes